Oct 21, 2022 7:21 PM
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thelionandtheloon
Should’ve hit the gas and done the full donut.
SithElephant
Listen to that engine!
LongoloidFartExplosion
How hard is it to press the brake?
stormlv
I'm impressed by how little force it takes to trigger the airbags on a Ferrari...
evoroadster
Once again we see someone with too much money and not enough skills.
Firehoser
MY NECK! MY NECK! IT’S YOUR FAULT! TURN OFF THAT CAMERA!!
Jokerthehulk
Did all those guys run over because of the car or the girl
Echo18
Yes
ProgeriaProstitutes
For the video by the looks of it
Davmoran
Showing off. Bet her friends are really impressed.
thinkybrainpains
lol...area of expertise is covered
wkearney99
The airbag broke the windshield? That's piss-poor design.
woozle
Conz
I second this ha ha.
flacoloco
slowest car crash I ever seen
Every one of her friends have done the same stupid thing in their F150 & driven away red faced but unharmed
IAmGodot
Great advertisement for which law firm not to choose.
Strostkovy
This was impressively avoidable
JPRiddles
What a beautiful combination of words!
I0VE525P00GE
F458…notoriously easy to drive unless you select Race Mode.
StillNotYouTube
I was going to say, these modern Ferraris have excellent traction control and the only way to do this is if you turn it off.
So many on board computers to make you feel like a driving god…until you switch to Race Mode, then you’re on your own.
navagon
Well, that's a good advert for their law firm... not.
imredheaded
Well... I've heard of them now and I'm in their area so sort of worked I guess?
zeacorzeppelin10
Jawesome19
No seat belt and doesn't know how to drive it so inertia threw her put of control I'm assuming?
TimmyTimm
Mam, you can't park here.
georgedragonslayer
Why is it that the stupid people who don't know how to drive a car, always get the cool cars?
Euin
Its a rental
Filanwizard
because fat stacks of cash like guns, do not come with a common sense intelligence test.
zxwaffen
Because they're American personal injury lawyers
MrFancyPanzer
Personally think that people shouldn't drive powerful cars unless they know how to handle them. she doesnt even use the brakes.
LunaticLemming
problem is theres a lot of low power cars also hard to drive (i spun out a 140bhp mx5 in the wet)
sombrerohorsewagon
weidermeijer
Like motorcycles, there should be additional training on your drivers license for say > 450 bhp.
waitwut94
Dude... Imgur hive mind... I just made this exact comment last week. Down to the same amount of hp.
LittleRobot71
Agreed, though I'd say more like >350. Got my motorcycle license this summer (here that all but requires a course). -
It was really confidences inspiring, and that's from someone used to driving high HP manual vehicles.
comacomacomacomachameleon
it's not just the power. It's power + RWD. Lots of people wrap a 300hp Mustang around a tree.
eathotdog
In the uk their motorcycle learners permit allows them to buy a bike up 47hp, I think we should adopt something similar
Nnoodles
This annoys me.. That little bump should not have been enough to deploy air bags.
SchmidtOnYoLip
Airbags that destroyed the windshield. Lol
stercusmoriturussum
Well, at least she has a lawyer.
xtraa
Well I guess the whole thing is a viral ad.
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
SarcasticComment
"plant explosions... but not the kind you are thinking of."
Like2Fox
https://i.imgur.com/T1oLBG7.null
Merky600
Her father..? Tax write off and car for kid?
MtnDewDrank
Knew she'd crash it and wanted the viral video advertising.
That is some Ferengi level thinking.
C141Clay
THIS….this is why I love The Imgur.
youreathing
Zero sympathy for people with more money than brains wrecking their over priced toys.
Pretty sure that was a rental. Judging by the sticker
SJBSavageInk
I'm sick of rich kids who do this kind of shit and endanger other people or destroy property even their own by being reckless
DidItForScience
The law firm website says she's an actual lawyer. So a rich adult.
It is highly likely it's her dad's firm.
Possibly, though they have different last names. Either way, she's still an adult. She went to college and then got a law PhD.
And decided to be a shit human being. Either way.
Lawyers tend to suck. But I don't think it automatically makes you a shitty human being. There are good people that are lawyers.
fractalsphere
She coulda stopped it before it hit the wall. And did the airbig itself crack the windshield?
Isorikk
Most likely. Most fatalities from accidents below 40mph are caused by airbags.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
The cover for the airbag flips up and cracks the windshield on most cars. That car is probably totaled from frame damage
Probably. The rake on the windshield is super low.
Ragabash1
Windshield is thinner to save weight.
MrJackedBroccoli
No, almost all dash airbags have a compartment flap that is forced open when the airbag deploys. Hitting the windshield. Also the windshield
In super cars are typically thicker and stronger to resist breaking from any flex or distortion from the amount of power and lighter body's.
Windshields are considered structural in unibody vehicles. Think similar to under body braces or strut tower braces.
it's the lawfirm advertisement Ferrari (classy), and she's the youngest listed Attorney. She is new to the car in a crowded urban area.
Justlurking869
So why the fuck was she peeling out then?
she's an absolute moron in a car she can't control. thesee are the facts of the situation. lucky she didn't kill someone.
Jbelkin
Ferrari hates when u modify the paint job, her dad will be banned from buying another Ferrari
colourofair
Sexist
HelloMax
That’s crazy because there a several of this same model for sale online right now..
cuttlefishsticks
Okay I find the ad ridiculous, but if that's true that's dumb af. If you bought the ferrari, it's yours to make look as ugly as you want.
Marcolorn
Yes, but after that, they can ban you from buying another.
Ferrari is well known to be rather litigious about some of their cars, and maintaining their image. They do ban people from buying.
They also *try* to influence the secondary market as well, but it's effectively impossible to do that.
I maintain my "that's dumb AF" stance.
That's because it is dumb as fuck. Pretentious delusion from a fashion brand that sometimes makes cars.
hesbeginningtobelieve
Lol in the last second of that all she had to do was hit the brakes
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
B..but that requires thinking!
tinydog
Seriously.
Mydogismybestman
That assumes she was ever in deliberate control of the vehicle
Bystandr
Total panic lock of the mind, perhaps?
Or keep turning the wheel,
Luthierfer
Or literally at any time in that video.
wisher1977
Everybody freaking out that she wrecked and I'm here eating my breakfast on the corner like...
Hypothesist
DrBadGenes
Or turn slightly
Wolfos
Yes, but if she were an experienced driver she wouldn’t have spun it in the first place.
bigblindguy
There's some room between "Experienced driver" and "doesn't know how the brake pedal functions"
neffstradamus
Unless she was trying to do 40k worth of damage to get 400k worth of free advertising for Hadi Law Firm
Because experienced drivers never make mistakes, and especially pro drivers.
I have a lot of track time and several high horsepower cars. Ive never come close to a fuck up. Drive responsibly on the street.
Corrodias
Experienced drivers know better than to try to drift on an occupied, public street.
iamgnat
Weird shit happens. I've been driving my wife's 911 for 22 years, have autoX'd it, and taken it to the track. I still managed to spin it
last year. Mind you it was cold out, the tires were cold, and my hiking boots made me apply more gas than I meant to. But a bright sunny and
apparently warm day, yeah she doesn't know how to handle a car like that.
taksoto
She was hotboxing. Reactions are reduced.
thundercactus
Was that not smoke from the airbag deploying?
Nah, the smoke is from the airbags. You can see there’s none before the collision.
MenloPart
Dad bought me a 1987 Honda Prelude Si when I was young and stupid--well, 21, and I hit a fuel tank cover at work in it. Concrete dust came
through my vents, so I thought it was that. I didn't even think of airbags, which my car didn't have.
JackieTreehornProductions
I had the 88 Si at age 18 after my first car died. That car was so fun to drive. Clutch was like soft butter
Dad bought mine with 150,000 miles and on its second clutch. I replaced it 3 times in 72,000 miles and then the transmission went.
https://www.thehadilawfirm.com/meet-the-attorneys/ lol
NickRivieraMD
That bio reads like a college application essay; that's cringy as fuck.
Bunhyung
Who's signing up for the live chat?
detour512
In the firm’s live chat box I say we all make offers on that wrecked Ferrari…
thornus67
They at least know what they're doing https://www.thehadilawfirm.com/car-accident-lawyer-houston/
rainbowsigns
?
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
eyebrows
DigitalWaffle
So… much… makeup. Jesus Christ, you’re not the Joker woman!
bnuihj
Ariana and Anita are clones!
TinyOctopus
So, tiny octopus wonders. Was that Ariana or Anita?
Ericcantona7
yes
looks that they are twins, so they might just point the finger at each other, and prob represent each other. (a parent trap situation)
TheDeathstick
Anita’s photo was missing from the site when I went there…coincidence??
bawtzki
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
For the sake of Internet jokes, does it matter? Twin attorneys that crashed their bosses Ferrari. Can't see more info needed to make fun
Totaltully
The boss is their dad, clearly
DamnTheAdmiralty
that or dudes living the dream
DonL9
They both look plastic. Like Japanese love dolls.
DonteHaversham
That's a creepy comparison dude
UndeadGopher
Ariana, there's just something about her that tells me she was behind the wheel.
PonyMadness
I don't care who was driving. I need to know why both Ariana and Anita have skin-tone lipstick. They don't even look human.
froxy
I'd have said Anita based on the hair part. One is centred, the other is on the side. Girl in the video looked off to the side.
28dayslaterwasawarning
So far off to the side she hit a wall
Clearly she was unbalanced by it
Khemrajj
How do we know it wasnt Jamil Thomas? :)
Jonmbram
My vote is Jamil in drag.
FlyingInABlueDream
Her bio is great!
Ms. Thomas attended the University of Pittsburgh on an academic scholarship seeking to pursue a degree in Information Science.
After discovering her lack of passion for that area of study, she changed her major...
thelionandtheloon
Should’ve hit the gas and done the full donut.
SithElephant
Listen to that engine!
LongoloidFartExplosion
How hard is it to press the brake?
stormlv
I'm impressed by how little force it takes to trigger the airbags on a Ferrari...
evoroadster
Once again we see someone with too much money and not enough skills.
Firehoser
MY NECK! MY NECK! IT’S YOUR FAULT! TURN OFF THAT CAMERA!!
Jokerthehulk
Did all those guys run over because of the car or the girl
Echo18
Yes
ProgeriaProstitutes
For the video by the looks of it
Davmoran
Showing off. Bet her friends are really impressed.
thinkybrainpains
lol...area of expertise is covered
wkearney99
The airbag broke the windshield? That's piss-poor design.
woozle
Conz
I second this ha ha.
flacoloco
slowest car crash I ever seen
Firehoser
Every one of her friends have done the same stupid thing in their F150 & driven away red faced but unharmed
IAmGodot
Great advertisement for which law firm not to choose.
Strostkovy
This was impressively avoidable
JPRiddles
What a beautiful combination of words!
I0VE525P00GE
F458…notoriously easy to drive unless you select Race Mode.
StillNotYouTube
I was going to say, these modern Ferraris have excellent traction control and the only way to do this is if you turn it off.
I0VE525P00GE
So many on board computers to make you feel like a driving god…until you switch to Race Mode, then you’re on your own.
navagon
Well, that's a good advert for their law firm... not.
imredheaded
Well... I've heard of them now and I'm in their area so sort of worked I guess?
zeacorzeppelin10
Jawesome19
No seat belt and doesn't know how to drive it so inertia threw her put of control I'm assuming?
TimmyTimm
Mam, you can't park here.
georgedragonslayer
Why is it that the stupid people who don't know how to drive a car, always get the cool cars?
Euin
Its a rental
Filanwizard
because fat stacks of cash like guns, do not come with a common sense intelligence test.
zxwaffen
Because they're American personal injury lawyers
MrFancyPanzer
Personally think that people shouldn't drive powerful cars unless they know how to handle them. she doesnt even use the brakes.
LunaticLemming
problem is theres a lot of low power cars also hard to drive (i spun out a 140bhp mx5 in the wet)
sombrerohorsewagon
weidermeijer
Like motorcycles, there should be additional training on your drivers license for say > 450 bhp.
waitwut94
Dude... Imgur hive mind... I just made this exact comment last week. Down to the same amount of hp.
LittleRobot71
Agreed, though I'd say more like >350. Got my motorcycle license this summer (here that all but requires a course). -
LittleRobot71
It was really confidences inspiring, and that's from someone used to driving high HP manual vehicles.
comacomacomacomachameleon
it's not just the power. It's power + RWD. Lots of people wrap a 300hp Mustang around a tree.
eathotdog
In the uk their motorcycle learners permit allows them to buy a bike up 47hp, I think we should adopt something similar
Nnoodles
This annoys me.. That little bump should not have been enough to deploy air bags.
SchmidtOnYoLip
Airbags that destroyed the windshield. Lol
stercusmoriturussum
Well, at least she has a lawyer.
xtraa
Well I guess the whole thing is a viral ad.
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
SarcasticComment
"plant explosions... but not the kind you are thinking of."
Like2Fox
https://i.imgur.com/T1oLBG7.null
Merky600
Her father..? Tax write off and car for kid?
MtnDewDrank
Knew she'd crash it and wanted the viral video advertising.
Merky600
That is some Ferengi level thinking.
C141Clay
Merky600
THIS….this is why I love The Imgur.
youreathing
Zero sympathy for people with more money than brains wrecking their over priced toys.
Euin
Pretty sure that was a rental. Judging by the sticker
SJBSavageInk
I'm sick of rich kids who do this kind of shit and endanger other people or destroy property even their own by being reckless
DidItForScience
The law firm website says she's an actual lawyer. So a rich adult.
SJBSavageInk
It is highly likely it's her dad's firm.
DidItForScience
Possibly, though they have different last names. Either way, she's still an adult. She went to college and then got a law PhD.
SJBSavageInk
And decided to be a shit human being. Either way.
DidItForScience
Lawyers tend to suck. But I don't think it automatically makes you a shitty human being. There are good people that are lawyers.
fractalsphere
She coulda stopped it before it hit the wall. And did the airbig itself crack the windshield?
Isorikk
Most likely. Most fatalities from accidents below 40mph are caused by airbags.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
The cover for the airbag flips up and cracks the windshield on most cars. That car is probably totaled from frame damage
thelionandtheloon
Probably. The rake on the windshield is super low.
Ragabash1
Windshield is thinner to save weight.
MrJackedBroccoli
No, almost all dash airbags have a compartment flap that is forced open when the airbag deploys. Hitting the windshield. Also the windshield
MrJackedBroccoli
In super cars are typically thicker and stronger to resist breaking from any flex or distortion from the amount of power and lighter body's.
MrJackedBroccoli
Windshields are considered structural in unibody vehicles. Think similar to under body braces or strut tower braces.
SarcasticComment
it's the lawfirm advertisement Ferrari (classy), and she's the youngest listed Attorney. She is new to the car in a crowded urban area.
Justlurking869
So why the fuck was she peeling out then?
SarcasticComment
she's an absolute moron in a car she can't control. thesee are the facts of the situation. lucky she didn't kill someone.
Jbelkin
Ferrari hates when u modify the paint job, her dad will be banned from buying another Ferrari
colourofair
Sexist
HelloMax
That’s crazy because there a several of this same model for sale online right now..
cuttlefishsticks
Okay I find the ad ridiculous, but if that's true that's dumb af. If you bought the ferrari, it's yours to make look as ugly as you want.
Marcolorn
Yes, but after that, they can ban you from buying another.
zxwaffen
Ferrari is well known to be rather litigious about some of their cars, and maintaining their image. They do ban people from buying.
zxwaffen
They also *try* to influence the secondary market as well, but it's effectively impossible to do that.
cuttlefishsticks
I maintain my "that's dumb AF" stance.
zxwaffen
That's because it is dumb as fuck. Pretentious delusion from a fashion brand that sometimes makes cars.
hesbeginningtobelieve
Lol in the last second of that all she had to do was hit the brakes
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
B..but that requires thinking!
tinydog
Seriously.
Mydogismybestman
That assumes she was ever in deliberate control of the vehicle
Bystandr
Total panic lock of the mind, perhaps?
Jawesome19
Or keep turning the wheel,
Luthierfer
Or literally at any time in that video.
wisher1977
Everybody freaking out that she wrecked and I'm here eating my breakfast on the corner like...
Hypothesist
DrBadGenes
Or turn slightly
Wolfos
Yes, but if she were an experienced driver she wouldn’t have spun it in the first place.
bigblindguy
There's some room between "Experienced driver" and "doesn't know how the brake pedal functions"
neffstradamus
Unless she was trying to do 40k worth of damage to get 400k worth of free advertising for Hadi Law Firm
DidItForScience
Because experienced drivers never make mistakes, and especially pro drivers.
Euin
I have a lot of track time and several high horsepower cars. Ive never come close to a fuck up. Drive responsibly on the street.
Corrodias
Experienced drivers know better than to try to drift on an occupied, public street.
iamgnat
Weird shit happens. I've been driving my wife's 911 for 22 years, have autoX'd it, and taken it to the track. I still managed to spin it
iamgnat
last year. Mind you it was cold out, the tires were cold, and my hiking boots made me apply more gas than I meant to. But a bright sunny and
iamgnat
apparently warm day, yeah she doesn't know how to handle a car like that.
taksoto
She was hotboxing. Reactions are reduced.
thundercactus
Was that not smoke from the airbag deploying?
Wolfos
Nah, the smoke is from the airbags. You can see there’s none before the collision.
MenloPart
Dad bought me a 1987 Honda Prelude Si when I was young and stupid--well, 21, and I hit a fuel tank cover at work in it. Concrete dust came
MenloPart
through my vents, so I thought it was that. I didn't even think of airbags, which my car didn't have.
JackieTreehornProductions
I had the 88 Si at age 18 after my first car died. That car was so fun to drive. Clutch was like soft butter
MenloPart
Dad bought mine with 150,000 miles and on its second clutch. I replaced it 3 times in 72,000 miles and then the transmission went.
flacoloco
https://www.thehadilawfirm.com/meet-the-attorneys/ lol
NickRivieraMD
That bio reads like a college application essay; that's cringy as fuck.
Bunhyung
Who's signing up for the live chat?
detour512
In the firm’s live chat box I say we all make offers on that wrecked Ferrari…
thornus67
They at least know what they're doing https://www.thehadilawfirm.com/car-accident-lawyer-houston/
rainbowsigns
?
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
eyebrows
DigitalWaffle
So… much… makeup. Jesus Christ, you’re not the Joker woman!
bnuihj
Ariana and Anita are clones!
TinyOctopus
So, tiny octopus wonders. Was that Ariana or Anita?
Ericcantona7
yes
flacoloco
looks that they are twins, so they might just point the finger at each other, and prob represent each other. (a parent trap situation)
TheDeathstick
Anita’s photo was missing from the site when I went there…coincidence??
bawtzki
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
For the sake of Internet jokes, does it matter? Twin attorneys that crashed their bosses Ferrari. Can't see more info needed to make fun
Totaltully
The boss is their dad, clearly
DamnTheAdmiralty
that or dudes living the dream
DonL9
They both look plastic. Like Japanese love dolls.
DonteHaversham
That's a creepy comparison dude
UndeadGopher
Ariana, there's just something about her that tells me she was behind the wheel.
PonyMadness
I don't care who was driving. I need to know why both Ariana and Anita have skin-tone lipstick. They don't even look human.
froxy
I'd have said Anita based on the hair part. One is centred, the other is on the side. Girl in the video looked off to the side.
28dayslaterwasawarning
So far off to the side she hit a wall
froxy
Clearly she was unbalanced by it
Khemrajj
How do we know it wasnt Jamil Thomas? :)
Jonmbram
My vote is Jamil in drag.
FlyingInABlueDream
Her bio is great!
FlyingInABlueDream
Ms. Thomas attended the University of Pittsburgh on an academic scholarship seeking to pursue a degree in Information Science.
FlyingInABlueDream
After discovering her lack of passion for that area of study, she changed her major...