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Boys will be boys.
Sep 7, 2019 12:10 AM
IsNice
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m2nasty4u
Jumper Cables
pennyarcade3
Corperate viral marketing is getting very sophisticated.
thugg77
the possibility of voting for a scorpion name almost makes me want to step foot in a starbucks
SukhberS
Saracen.
tenaciousOther
Who's scheduling these shifts?
idontknowether
Spike
NotTinyPancakes
I didn't understand any of thids
ajmazing
Honestly would prefer the second interaction. Seems more fun, genuine, & I’d get a good laugh :)
majaimay
This is what boys will be bkys DOES mean
bendaresall
John is a proud papa, haha
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
"Boys will be boys" means boys WILL BE boys, and the implication is that the harder you press down on them, the harder they'll fight you.
MissingImage
This is what it used to mean.
Coyote8
It's still what it means too. Anyone saying otherwise is using it wrong
willdanceforbeer
If the guys were to talk to her using the same type of compliments the girls used they’ll get fired. Baby scorpion talk is safer.
PeopleAreTheProblem0
The dumb shit we upvote........ I am over this day and age and the stupid shit we find “funny”
littlewongkid
valoriest
Would def name the scorpion STING
IposteverytimeIhavesex
Last time I went to Starbucks it was two guys and I ordered the sausage biscuit and the guy turned to his coworker to ask if there were --
IposteverytimeIhavesex
-- any left and the coworker just said, "YOU'RE A SAUSAGE BISCUIT!" and they died laughing.
spookyactionatadistance
That's a Starbucks I would stop visiting in the morning.
umikaloo
Stabby McButtKnife
SynonymouslyAnonymous
Winner. Won the internet for the day.
solutionorppt
Is there a "Top Comment of 2019" and how do I nominate this?
ShittyMcFartPoop
my soulmate
certifiedllama
Oh man, that had me tearing up.
Tortfeas0r
Pinchy DeAssInjector would also work
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
*DeAssInjecty
Tyrael918
What if I, a white male, wish to treat you as though I am a middle aged black woman, and just call you sugar?
onikame
That IS what boys will be boys means. Its just been used wrongly, and that's what people remember.
ZebrasAreMySpiritAnimal
Try Caribou next time. Both scenarios would make me head right back out the door.
buttbuttpartywagon
I'd call it large coffee
NotTinyPancakes
I asked for that once then got a whole list of specifics
RideTheStimutacs
Name it Sub-Zero just to fuck with people.
KRS101
Boys will be boys DID mean this and playing the dirt and innocent mischief. Ppl who use it to justify miscreant behavior are misappropriatin
NV3RTFR34K
Did you fucking vote or write your own? What’s the name of the scorpion?
islander311
Stingy McFace Pinch.
arctictoool
I mean, I don't want to be obvious, but...Sting?
doctorbocker
Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner
TheBulletKnight
Sting the Police.
TheCowMove
As usual, this is not OP.
Northernwest
Yeah, but we must know the name of the scorpion
TheCrazySucculentLady
True. But we love to pretend
maskedrabbit
Land Lobstar
SteadyRedRanger
No joke, talk about burying the lead
StarkRG
lede*
SteadyRedRanger
Hey, we got a journalist here ;)
awesomecat42
I may be a girl but I think I'd rather hang with the guys. Scorpions are way cooler than fashion and stuff.
NachoPete
What if it's scorpion fashion?
awesomecat42
You’ve caused me to imagine scorpions in tiny top hats and it’s the best thing ever.
NachoPete
Now I'm imagining them singing "Puttin' on the Ritz".
mikev37
who is this dude and why are starbucks so friendly to him?
RogueEwok
I don't go to starbucks often, but whenever I do, I find the people there to be very friendly.
mikev37
People take my order and are courteous, but I don't assume they'd be like "Oh I love your glasses!"
HiddenSanity
Regular and maybe a tipper?
Ulthirm
Is that why McDonalds is so nice to me?
HiddenSanity
No, that's because your top shows more cleavage than you realize.
Ulthirm
I am a very skinny teenaged boy in baggy pants and a sweat shirt. I doubt my top is showing any cleavage.
HiddenSanity
Don't be silly, there's no such thing as boys on the internet.
thepunchline710
I have instituted a no people names for pets in my family. Other than that, everything is fair game
Dostronomus
If Greg isn't a good dog name idk. Like, who wants a 'snowball'?
KillEmAlllllllllllwithkindness
Come on now, Todd is a good dog bront.
Dostronomus
Todd was my cat!
KillEmAlllllllllllwithkindness
I think Todd is a rather spectacular pet name tbh ?
waeraj
My cats get historical names and my dogs get video game character names.
WookieWookieWookie
I just named my two puppies after Irish beers because our honeymoon was in Ireland.
MissSpelledTattoo
I hope the cats' names also start w Sir or Lady for full dramatic effect, like Sir Isaac Newton. Or switch to Ms if you have a Lizzie Borden
MissSpelledTattoo
Forty whacks with a paw, she did!
waeraj
Ha well currently there is Augustus Caesar. And my dog's name is Mordin Solace.
MissSpelledTattoo
Clever, the name Augustus itself is the honorific as well as the name! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_(title)
MissSpelledTattoo
I had to look up Mordin, perhaps he/it is a Dr. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordin_Solus
KittyAmin
Really? Cause usually, regardless of gender, they take my drink order, make my drink, I take my drink, and I leave. End of story.
WyrmsWorks
Laaaame.
HiddenSanity
They smell your hatred of people.
RugAddict
Yeah but that's real life, this is the internet
happyrabbitzz
Sometimes, but not always, it can be more festive than that.
GreaterDog
It depends on the Starbucks really. I've been to most that are just normal customer service, but the one down the street has aggressively
GreaterDog
friendly/outgoing staff that are admittedly way too energetic for people who haven't had their coffee yet
StillNotEasyBeingGreen
Be more personable! (I retract this if it's morning and your first caffeine of the day, then I understand)
JTechnopotheosis
no.
ImSorryFriend
One time it was crowded and late and winter and I was like "can I use the washroom while you make that?" and they were like "yeah for sure"
curezen
Yes but some of us like interacting with the people we encounter in life instead of pretending they're npcs and then dying alone.
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
CGP Grey would like a word
Asstcorporateoverlord
He really wouldn't
JapAnus
That's gay
RenaissanceFaireMan
I love chatting up local store staff; captive audience.
WookieWookieWookie
As a former retail employee, I used to hate this shit. My wife, who is much more outgoing than me, used to love it though.
JTechnopotheosis
one of my co-workers calls that a non-consensual conversation
KittyAmin
I'm stealing that
shitheadtookmyname
I'm a dude. Had a tall twink black barista for years which made my favorite order pretty awkward. Tall skinny mocha.
LokiShinigami
We all have pet names for people, it's ok. But I can see how that would make it awkward.
BlindGardener
I just ask for a small, nonfat, mocha.
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
I get it, but don't see how the 'Twink' part is relevant
hashbrown5
Skinny and Twink are synonymous
MarkWhoGivesaFukFrom93Tv
Nevermind, I got it.
MeezerStandardTime
I don't get it, how did that make it awkward?
Dostronomus
As Louis C.K. said in a standup bit the only thing that happened in that story was "there once was a gay man". Probably wasn't even his type
NachoPete
"I'd like a tall skinny mocha." "Mmm hmmm..."
HiddenSanity
It could arguably be describing the Barista
MeezerStandardTime
Ah, I get it.
khora
Yes, but that is at most awkward the first time.
HiddenSanity
Who says she ever worked up the courage to order it?