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RowanJames
Lol I read that as kitten
RomaFrozenPizzas
"I'm sorry and hungry"
Dayrest
Could have been a lot worse
GigavoltFox
Who leaves chocolate in a car
canibFrank
Wasn't this just on the FP yesterday? Did it happen again? That guy should really stop leaving kit kats in his unlocked car.
droppointalpha
Yeah... I'm puzzled as to why you'd leave your car unlocked...
krista0987654321
I appreciate the correct use of than.
ilikecatsbutcatsdontlikeme
Finding a note like that would freak me out.
LongDong4000
I actually respect that. I mean he coulda took it and probably been unnoticed BUT he leaves a note and apologized yu sir +1 to the thiefer
JoshyFreddy
I never lock my car but I live in small town Minnesota so I'm safe.
valentinewiggin
Is no one going to bring up that steering wheel cover?
moxiefoxxy
They actually make a Kit Kat with chocolate wafers now . . .chocolate.
ViennaWaitsForYou
This looks like it was written with someone's non dominant hand..
CaptainRabbit
Walking home at 3 last night I saw a truck door open closed it and the dome lights imediatley went on and stayed on felt like a dick
JediMazter
When i was in second year, my housemate left our door unlocked, and someone came in overnight and took nothing but the toaster oven
SgtChowdown
Mannnnnnn. It's that last line. I can't be mad at you, hungry dude. I was a literally starving homeless student once too
Gasnia
Read it as kitten and wondered what it has to do with being hungry then remembered a lot of asians go to college.
calyxium
Kit Kat's twitter responded http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/01/kitkat-had-the-perfect-response-to-this-tweet-about-a-stolen-kit/
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Spankopita
Who leaves a KitKat uneaten?
tarataqa
dirty filthy hobbitses. ........MY PRECIOUS!!!!
NeverCast
Let him have it tbh.
ExperimentKraj
As opposed to what? Call the cops about your stolen KitKat?
METHematics
Did a 5 year old write this? Work on your penmanship, this is fucking college. - car owner probably
blameitonmyjuice
It legitimately looks like my left-hand font.
BilldeGrasseHawkingTheArchaeologist
To be fair, it looks like the person who wrote it did it on the dash/glove box which are often textured and could account for the penmanship
ZombiesAreOkay
I bet the driver was like "Give me a break. Give me a break...."
intenseintrovert
"break me off a piece of that great big ass!"
thesplashingblumpkins
mmm fancy feast
Bolognameltsmyheart777
LastMan1
Broke that nigga off a piece of that kit kat bar!!
Givemeabreak432
Wtf did they driver want with me?
ValhallaTypography
I'd like to thank my mum for taking me to the front page
tarataqa
I'd like to thank yer mum too. She won't answer me texts.
ValhallaTypography
Ill forward it for you if you want xox
PepeTheGreat
Good guy thief and good guy OP.
kiayuki
Good Guy Thief?
schopier
Most likely a decent, but starving man. Makes people do things they wouldn't normally do.
madetheaccountjustforyou
In what way is he good?
cole5law
Good Guy Thief would've locked the door behind him.
MrTCF
The keys might still be in the car and you just locked them in
HighSlayerRalton
Maybe he couldn't, Maybe he did.
cole5law
We're never going to know for sure
HighSlayerRalton
The truth is out there.
lGneousMlracIe
What if the doors don't unlock from the outside like on my Jeep. Whenever someone would lock it, I'd be crawling through the hatch.
cole5law
You don't have a key fob? My car actually won't allow you to lock it from the inside if a door is open
lGneousMlracIe
There was no way to unlock them from the outside, lock actuators were broken. Could manually lock/unlock, but only using the inside handle.
Jamesstin
Wait what do you mean? of course a lock wouldnt unlock from the outside(without a key)
lGneousMlracIe
There was no way to unlock them from the outside, lock actuators were broken.
CoryTrevorSmokesLetsGo
I'm 99/100 Timbits sure this is in Canada.
finn665
Mainly because the KitKat locked in a car was not melted into gooey bits
rainbowabsolutglass
I love your username. Now smokes, let's go.
Minnesnartian
There's college in Canada?
paralleluniversepam
Of course. You can get degrees in sugar shack management, applied canoeing, log cabin engineering, Zamboni maintenance...
UnbreakableDNice
There's College and University. College is where you go to get a diploma and University is where you go to get a degree (typically).
CyanUnicorn
As a Canadian, I want to thank you for using our national rating system.
The8obman
Wasn't it weird when they got rid of the single timbit and we had to start rounding to the nearest 5 timbits?
popkiller2090
its better, cheaper timbits and they get rid of more
tarataqa
As a Texan, I love Canadians
DarkMaster98
As a Canadian, I love everybody
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Hipcatjack
Canadia is where you go if you have a Mr. Eh ? After Ascension of course.
skipperlink
As another Canadian I love timmis
kooldav
As another Canadian, I love lamp.