You came to the wrong store...

Jun 8, 2017 3:24 PM

brightintempas

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That's not pepper spray, it's bear spray.

"YOU BAD! BAD BOYS! YOU GET SPANKING!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But bear spray is pepper spray.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spank him with La Chancla!!!! +1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

This happened in my town at the convenience store a few streets away from my dad's house. Owner ended up selling his store not long after.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL: Pepper spray is TEN TIMES more powerful than bear spray.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The second part

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

great gif! very relevant, awesome!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is the difference between normal Pepperspray and Bearspray? Is it more irritating?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love the drawer closure

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is Canada. Surprised the cashier and his wife didn't get arrested with attempted murder.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You rob me? I spanka you ass.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking hate thiefs

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Robbers are the end of a society when they are allowed to exist.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

thiefes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah politicians are the worst

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

thievfefes

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

14 million more Americans were unemployed after 8 years under obama.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

God, I'm an Economist, and it's PATHETIC that democrats still don't understand this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

thieves*

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Robbers are even worse.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Robbers are the end of a society when they are allowed to exist.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Don't even get me started on burglars.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Well burglars aren't as bad as robbers because by definition burglars are non violent, if they were violent they'd be robbers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Who doesnt love bear spray! It can be used on bears and on humans! Also he should have pushed some in his butt hole just for the kicks!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

He'd probably do jail time if he did that. It's one thing to defend yourself, it's another thing to torture someone.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well what is the woman then doing? Wink wink

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hes spraying them how i spray raid on roaches, with redic amounts

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

bear spray is pepper spray...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This pleases me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are missing the next scene where they take turns teebagging the bastard.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

How would she do that? with actual tea bags?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Roast beef.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"V bag" -Battlefield Friends

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bear spray is pepper spray.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't see any bears fly out -1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

After seeing the second gif I came to the comments looking for this response lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bears spray, booty slap, kick to the head. You had better have learned something from all that.

8 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

yeah, don't rob stores in Canada. They don't always say sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you tell it's Canada?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the news clip is from ottawa.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, gotcha. I was just checking the two gifs, didn't bother with the link. Thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's always an Asian somewhere who can do it better than you.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The way he pushes the money drawer back in.... Classic!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"bruh." - thief

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a scale of 7, how badly would bear mace fuck your day up? Could it kill you?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

5/7

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

probably if you were asthmatic and/or had COPD and/or emphysema. even the label on pepper spray reads effects last 45 mins with washing.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bear spray is less powerful than pepper/cs spray intended for humans

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I've heard it can blind you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It can't. It's not even acidic, it just triggers the immune response pepper plants do to stop mammals from eating them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Thanks for that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Test shot my can of bear spray, got some on my fongwrs. My hand burned for a solid 2 hours.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see your fingers are still not healed properly

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"fongwrs"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn that dude has some composure. Spraying that much pepper in an enclosed space, Everyone suffers.

8 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 0

I saw a dude pepper spray himself, the people he was fighting with, his two children and most of the train carriage. All actions illegal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had to respond to incidents involving pepper spray in an elevator. No one walks away happy.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

looking at the first part, it looks like he almost hit himself with it. That could have been awkward...

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It is bear spary, it is like 25 time more potent. Source: I accidentally sprayed myself at yellowstone

8 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you made a hey-booboo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

was there a bear to laugh at you?

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

The bear was actually pleased that people are starting to show up self-seasoning now.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, but the bufflos had a good laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

So bear spray is just stronger pepper spray? Sorry if I come off as dumb, just never heard of bear spray before

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Way stronger. If you don't have a firearms id in bear country you carry bear spray. It is an auto felony to use it on a person.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

ohh okay thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even in self defense like in this instance?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The guys robbing him had a knife. So should be fine

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

highly doubt it, pretty sure he means like as an unprovoked attack kinda thing

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Idk, that is what in said on the side of the can.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"YOU ROB ME?! I SPANK YOU!"

8 years ago | Likes 843 Dislikes 2

That is how I live my life. I thought it was the norm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

YOU RACK DISCIPRINE

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

chun li's form isn't nearly as good as it used to be

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bad robber ! Bad !

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

YOU WANT MIRRION DORRAR? TOO BAD! HERE SPANKS! FUCK U!

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

boy got his ass PUNCHED

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in the unblurred version, you can see the clerk spray the bear spray into the would be thief's rectum. really could have used an album cover

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His wife like : "Don't spank, kick him in the head".

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Your parents no spank you! I spank you! Give u discipline!

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

This is one of the best comments ever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disaprin* there i fixed it for you

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Disciprine*

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

god damnit you beat me by 4 hours :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Missed it by thaaaaat much lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 238 Dislikes 4

Walk with Christ, brah.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

"Quick, bear-mace that guy!"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I am the doooog

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Booty slap (͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°)

8 years ago | Likes 1336 Dislikes 5

Lol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Harder!" -"What?" -"What?"

8 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 0

Obligatory "That's my fetish"

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am doing what your goddamn parents failed to do asshole!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I do agree with that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where's the "that's a paddlein" meme

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Looks more like a fisting than a paddlin to me (͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Make that ass clap (͔° ĶœŹ– ͔°)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought he was trying to wedge the can of bear spray up there

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would pay to see that

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, those are tailbone shots.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must be fun at parties

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah I am, who else is gonna bring the d&d rulebooks and a blunt?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be honest i would join you on that.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite part is when she kicks him in the head.

8 years ago | Likes 1649 Dislikes 19

Robbers are the end of a society when they are allowed to exist.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Mine was when the dude punched him in his asshole, twice

8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

I don't know why this made me snort loudly but now half the room is staring at me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite part was the giant justice boner.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Punched right up the rectum.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes!!!! Loves that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Agreed - Turkish security guards

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You mean the part that is legally battery?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

Love her final hit, looks like a long kick on FIFA.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

heartwarming, indeed :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Good chamber!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im all for the beating but might he already be considered incapacitated?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really try to not condone violence, but i literally blurted out a "YESSS!" when she came into the frame and did this. I'm disappointed...

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

...in myself for loving this so much.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Don't be

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No that's called assault .......

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

My favorite part is the spanking he got

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wearing sandals, probably hurt her more than him

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He got a good spanking first

8 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 1

I would take it to far and pull his pants down and sprayed his butthole... I'm good at taking things too far

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And catch a sexual assaults charge, sure lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

worth it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ass punching

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

You kids and your fancy terms. Back in my day we just called it fisting.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That is what cracked me up! "You get spanking first"!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately that could get her into legal trouble, as he may plead that he was "fleeing" therefore making it excessive force. Laws amirite

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also enjoyed the part where he almost drown in bear spray. Gonna feel that in the morning.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like when he was going head down toward the floor? Probably getting water boarded by the spray

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might almost say that it would be ... unbearable.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ya.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Like the fellow once said, ain't that a kick in the head.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who the fuck downvoted this?? That lil fucker deserved it-

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 9

Twats. Downvotey twats.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

It's not a Fallout game, most people don't condone fucking wasteland justice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Might be unjustified use of force.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

agreed. But people on imgur will say "He's the product of his environment. He was a good kid. He didn't deserve this. blah fucking blah."

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 8

Que ongio bonigo he's only a lad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone has a choice.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Or, they just feel that it should be up to the courts to decide on appropriate punishment.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He deserved it, yes, but lets not give people who will be out on the streets again brain damage.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

Why the fuck not? If they get brain damage society is safer. By letting them go free, this guy will kill someone eventually. ur all idiots.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

it's more expensive for society to take care of people with brain damage. you go change his diaper.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

i agree with half of that. Might be overkill, kicking him in the head, but he sure deserved it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

WHAT DO YOU MEAN OVERKILL? HE HAD A KNIFE! HE COULD HAVE KILLED THE STORE OWNER!!!! Holy shit this world is fucked. Defend yourself = crime

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

But did he still have the knife then? It's not clear. But if she was just trying to kick a knife out of his hand, then I have no problem.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's been maxed and is hanging upside-down by his ass. She could have avoided him completely if he was a threat. He wasn't doing after that

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Bear spray- the best answer to "No Mace" laws ever.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I've heard that janitorial strength ammonia in a spray bottle also works.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hell, I'd prefer pickled jalapeƱo juice in a spray bottle- won't react to the heat of a car on a hot day

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's still illegal in canada unless you can prove you were camping/at risk from bears.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What a country.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Here in Los Angeles, rural/urban areas are so close, to say "It's from when we were camping" is plausible, and cops tend to look away.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Granted, depending on where you're living in Canada the chances of a bear wandering into your store aren't that low

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but now I'm imagining a bear dressed up in plaid "Uh, yeah I'll take some smokes and....some honey"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasp spray. 25 ft of legal fuck you up.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Wasp spray is ridiculously ineffective. It may also be a crime, as you are using it in an off-label manner. Just get the real thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Can't with "no mace" laws. Wasp spray is highly effective. Have you ever got that shit in your eyes? No? Spray yourself then come back.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look, I get what you're saying, but get what I am saying: I can't carry a gun, pepper spray, or taser. The only "legal" option is spray...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stabbing someone with a screwdriver is illegal and against the labeling unless you are defending yourself.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pesticides are governed by different laws than screwdrivers. Also, you open yourself up to civil suits by using pesticides.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My work prohibits me carrying my defense of choice (.40). Many places I go prohibit mace or pepper spray. Wrap wasp spray with a msds tho...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No doubt, but if I have wasp spray and I have reasonable cause to have it. Not on my dresser, etc. Less liability. intent and proof.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0