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Jul 30, 2017 1:21 PM
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Zasep
MY DIET DR. KELP!? DID YOU EVEN ONCE THINK ABOUT THE CUSTOMER?!
Pockymonster
Missed a chance to call it "50 shades of cray"
sikzik
Mr. Krabs first name is Eugene
Nathiex
For #17 - Its from the episode where Spongebob and Patrick learn to swear. It means "How the fuck fuckity fuck are you?"
ODSTsRule
carlosmencianumberone
I thought it was Eugene Crabs
HeyMyCat
The fuzz don't know nothin
FloppyPankake47
The Krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
AdaMR96
Krusty Kra-yeah-yi-yeah pizza! Is the pizza yeah yeeeah! For you and.. Meeeeeeeeee!
blahmehblahblahmeh
CAN YOU FEEL IT, MISTER KRABS?
Jakeery
Surprised the "You ate my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!" Didn't make its way into the dump. +1 regardless!
ImgurianA
*squishy, bubbling fat noises*
Starwulf99
Seventy-Four.....
eadgbe42
Gonna be that guy. Never really liked or watched this show. Really don't understand all the meme love it gets.
AdaMR96
Old series were comedy gold + nostalgia
ThanksSir
Spange
mightymoxie
If Mr. Krabs' first name is Mr., where do we get Eugene from?
patate572
I don't understand #17.
Zigor22
Lol the tiny wheels on the pie prorate ship
celestedrake
Technophiliac
#26 everyone knows his first babe is Eugene
Mahoxy
Are Gucci leather pants really 2.3k?
ErrolStafford
The one about spongebob hitting people where it hurts is actually Plankton
dontsayretarded0itsgay
Wait, what was the biggest plot twist in history?
TheCrazyVulcan
Bubble Bass said SB forgot the pickles on his burger, SB has a melt down and later it turns out he was just hiding them under his tongue.
HeroOfKvatch1
#6 Shouldn't the fish equivalent of the CIA be all over this company making pie bombs?
AtlasUnbound
No these are the underwater version of the Galaxy s7
HeroOfKvatch1
Context?
AtlasUnbound
They explode
Sheldonian
I think i haven't seen a SpongeBob episode in like 8 years and I'm afraid of watching and finding it awful
ImgurianA
I second the spacemonkey from Kentucky. You can't go wrong with pre-2006 Spongebob
kentuckyspacemonkey
Any episode before 2006 is still gold.
Iragewhenplayingsplatoon
"We're just a clever metaphor for the abstract concept of thought." "One more crack like that & you're fired!" " NO, PLEASE! I HAVE 3 KIDS!"
ImgurianA
This is my favorite Spongebob quote. It's so damn clever.
Iragewhenplayingsplatoon
That or squidward eating krabby patties: "what am i gonna do, blow up?" "no it'll go straight to your thighs!..... And then you blow up."
thegreatalan
you know what's better than 24?
onadatewithanak
420
Killersmail
9/11
sayplease60
thegreatalan
25 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tactiletrack
I heard SpongeBob's cackling when I read that +1 dammit...
AdditionNumberOne
+1
GlassCannon570
Three Trillion. א squared?
TogNK
GlassCannon570
א means infinity is advanced math.
LlamaThrusts
6 million.
pancreas
88
plzchristmasback
*11 million
DoubleUpvote
WeenusMaGee
WeenusMaGee
I did Nazi that coming
stallinbeballin
KnepDinFar
JimCotton
I fucking read this fucking comment. And you know what fucking happened... I laughed out the words "twenty five". I hope you're happy,(1/2)
blahmehblahblahmeh
Guess what?
JimCotton
Chicken butt
JimCotton
For making me feel like an idiot.
wackywoohoopizzaman
Well, I certainly am. Although, I was already happy beforehand
YoungDirtyBlonde
My friend still doesn't understand the dolphins one...
Triatticus
sauciergymnast
I believe it's from an episode where spongebob and Patrick learn to cuss. And the show used dolphin noises as the censor to cover the cussin
Triatticus
That was meant for the starter of this comment thread, I am well aware of the spongebob thing lol
MartinLoofahKing
Did Squidward really think Spongebob was coming out or is that tumblr being tumblr?
GiygasNLR
That's what I thought the joke was, got a kick out of it.
BeerChemistWhiskey
Yeah I think they are stretching it a bit on that one
zackofspades
Squidward was expecting Spongebob to be saying "I am (stupid/annoying) and I am proud"...not gay. I don't think he would care tbh.
mightymoxie
I always thought Squidward was thinking "stupid".
GrundleFondler
In German, Squidward just says: "well the proud part is new to me" so I don't think that this was their intention, not sure tho
rushid930
They made it vague so the audience could fill in what they think. People will imagine what they want, so it's a funny joke to everyone
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I mean, that's what I always thought it was. I guess it could be anything.
MartinLoofahKing
I actually always thought there was something between Spongebob and Sandy and didn't get why everyone thought he was gay.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I didn't think he was gay, I just thought that was the joke.
chrisdafish
That's what I thought too
lunaXXx
Didnt they confirm in an episode that they are married
chrisdafish
Nani
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
WUT?
ProfessorLeedle
No lol, it was an episode where Spongebob *says* they're married, but i think it just turned out to be a play or something like that
AnExpertInThisField
It was a play, yes. The preacher they hired for the play didn't know, though. He did it for real.