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Feb 12, 2022 10:47 PM
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redline9gz
“I can’t believe you came on my mom.”
Harryteeters
frankenmullet22
I recommend watching with robot eyes and ears
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
anotherusernamed
1lightlyfriedfishfillet
Fuckin sweet car
Oscarwildebastardson
Yes!!!!
fstngutz
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
AtsaMattaForMe
AtsaMattaForMe
FelineFatal
Many laughable quotes. "Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"
Seggs
"yea, that chicks pussy smelled like the great depression"\
80thousand85
I had a dream last night, that i was a snake slithering through the grass...
PineappleLoopsBroether
Good things are coming… good things.
blevins113
“avoid his tea parties”
HumanFromPlanetEarth
ModernTenshi04
I found a continuity error here. When he puts the tray in the oven there's a banana on it.
HumanFromPlanetEarth
"I don't know what you are but I'm gonna fuckin eat you too!"
Hutt1818
“It’s for you. I think it’s the devil”
ifteguy2
"I'm too high to drive to the devil's house."
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Its great!!! Someone on here posted this when Betty White died saying they loved her in the movie..it was gone 10 minutes later lol
FinkeLisEinhorn
I can hear my hair growing..
AdamLevine
Hahaha that's not betty white though
cactusjuiceitsthequenchiest
You know what else you're not gonna get, party pooper? The Colonel!
PineappleLoopsBroether
Sucks to be you, nerd!
WhatIsMyPurposeHere
TheMaXX37
As somebody who has spent probably 100+ hours on a DDR machine in arcades, this is HILARIOUSLY accurate! :D Ty!! +1
pjm82
High score? What does that mean? Did I break it?
Chattafaukup
did he hit that gangnam style for a second??
break7nine
This precedes gangnam style by a few years.
Chattafaukup
yeah, thats what makes it crazy. Thats why i pointed it out. Totally before its time.
FranksGotBoils
We don’t have dance dance revolution…. Sooo your dumb
pontoonofshame
Do you guys have a bathroom here? Or do I have to shit in a plant?
jasonboison
Omg you hooked up with Charlie Chaplin
pontoonofshame
Gave him a handjob. He didn’t stay silent for long.
jasonboison
Lol enough jokes time to go watch it
BentwanJameson
Thanks, Guy-blow
UnruffledTruffle
I'm thinking of getting metal legs it's a risky operation but I think it's worth it
FranksGotBoils
Are you afraid of it. No I just don’t like techno
rockhydra
Yes. Hell yes. Get the smoking vase too
imsurroundedbyassholes
Lamp
rockhydra
I LOVE LAMP!
rockhydra
AtomikMolotov
You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.
BannedGeek
Yes. Unless you're a robot. With a robot vagina.
imajustheretolaugh
It’s an informational film. It teaches you what not to do when sleeping over a friends house
phukerstone
yes, very much so.
dumblastname
awwwhellnah
i can hear my hair growing
PineappleLoopsBroether
If I knew we were having company I would’ve ‘trimmed’ my antlers.
FranksGotBoils
Oh shit, I gotta go, I don’t have antlers do I?
PineappleLoopsBroether
The gesture on his head sold that one.
highnatized
If you like smoking weed and video games, then yes
mephistophelesjanx
love weed, love video games... hate this movie
redympshyn
Or is it that the movie hates you bro? Wooooaaahhhh.
GorillaPowers
I hate weed and the writers and actors have clearly never played a video game in their lives. Great movie, though.
hitdog42
If you like robot vaginas and car beds, you'll like this movie
GringoPieAsshole
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
RatElemental
Depends on if they're fungible or not.
Dionysus187
I liked it but If you want realistic portrayals of game development you will hate it. I think its meant to be a joke how wrong it is.
DKEffect
NCIS writers says they write bad computer parts on purpose as a joke iirc, bet others do to.
BHPaperstacks
I wouldn't load but I'm guessing grandma's boy
RackhamTheRed
What if I like pina coladas though?
boogsdad
Do you like getting caught in the rain?
brianthefly
As long as you’re not into yoga.
oldwindy
And you have half a brain
sombrerohorsewagon
And Gilfs
hitdog42
I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob
Zephyr86
Or just games, and Comedy.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
And monkeys that know tae kwon do!
Kingloki6
Also if you like surprise jizzing on your friend’s mom.
Youreahooker
I can’t stop cumming! It feels sooo good!
phaden
Gonna cum on my mom too?
InquisitorMoloko
Or ever have in your life
allenvasher3000
I don't smoke weed & I don't play video games, & I love & own this movie
YesiRealizeThisWasAlongTimeAgo
I’ve never tried smoking video games.
pocket8s
And Linda Cardellini ... love her!
WestieTree5
Or GMILFs
sDsnAlien
*links LOTR poster* is this worth watching?
FreshNews247
No.
pensylvestre
FreshNews247
I went and saw them all at the cinema so I think I can say no they ain't that good *To me* I don't like these kinda of fantasy story's.
JabbaThaChu
Then why in the name of God did you deliberately go to the cinema to see even one of them? Did The Fellowship not clue you into the genre?
GentryFriedRichFillets
Hey, I sincerely dislike weed but enjoy vidya games, and I still enjoy it.
dustyrodz50
There is way better shit to watch stoned than this
smarterthansnakemittens
Vidya games!
L1NS4S4URUS
VraedenHughes
You don't need to be a fan of weed to like grandma's boy, it's there, but not the main focus like say, Half Baked.
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Fl0zilla
Wrong comment award
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Mxlespxles
You were misinformed
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Quite possibly. I also am not a huge Dave Chapelle fan.
S117MC
People will bow to it
FrankHorigan
That’s f..kin creepy
tacoperrito
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
PineappleLoopsBroether
…. How did he SEE me?
pfshfine
You're fuckin' weird.
jasonboison
Error error
BosunMark
hell yes..
Mechwarrior719
My wife, who normally hates “stupid humor” movies, was cracking up watching this.
letspretendthisisntmyusername
Double hell yes... I swear this movie never stops playing in my head...
Krashtestdummy
magphoenix
Under cover mockingbird
Apeofdeath
My favorite scene
jwillr86
Easy pothead I'll get you your fix
Zephyr86
I LOVE THIS GIRL!!
DonWrigley
Push it real good
Datsinginguy
I uh.... I could watch some more of this...
Shickzilla
PrizmRed
Nescobar Aloplop
fullmetalstark
His beef strong
NiftyGoblin
https://imgur.com/d1hVoU9
Mathman85
Nice
chunkylover73
You’re spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?
BannedGeek
You're a hooker!
Youreahooker
You rang???
chunkylover73
They’re not hookers, they’re “massage therapists”
InvaderTaco
Yeah they'll massage your cock for money
asmasm
So quotable. Only movie I've seen more times is 40 year old virgin. You're getting a lion?
MaximusPrime4444
"Dude. You can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion."
TheExpensiveBikeRide
I am a robot! I have a robot vagina!
PineappleLoopsBroether
I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling AND the bling-bling... and roll it all into one joint.
nicknacksnackpack
She didn’t invent the blow job, but she did invent the finger in your ass while getting blown
onlyawfulnamesleft
So she is a pioneer.
D1rtyh4rry666
“Where do you get your weed?” “You Dante” “oh yeah, my Cheezle - what’s up? “
nicknacksnackpack
It smell like Cyprus Hill concert in here
PineappleLoopsBroether
You forgot smoking lamp! ….. i’m sorry, was that expensive piece?
RockettttMan
Came for this comment
OneCraftyHooker
I don't rent to this type of people
W4RG4ZM
You've never heard of a dog?
Craizie
You can get past a dog. NOBODY fucks with the king of the jungle.
therenee
High score! What's that? What does that mean?! Is that good? --- this one we use in my house all the time
AFrugalMoogle
Did I break it?
PooPculture
....how did he see me?!?
therenee
Love that one
capnyesterday
Seotasr7
Where do you get your weed from? From YOU! Mr. Cheesul! Lol
JuanaRIP
Do you want ice cream sandwiches? They’re on whole wheat with lettuce
OneCraftyHooker
I am thinking of getting robot legs... it's a risky operation but I think it will be worth it.
ididntpoopmypants
Are you serious? I think you fucking shattered it.
ItsTwoRaccooooons
Don't judge me monkey.
OrokuSaki52
DRIVE MONKEY DRIVE
Nobanob
YOU CAME ON MY MOM
OneCraftyHooker
Shit's weak
phocalpoint
Wizzeak
Willowknowsall
Nobody fucks with a lion
UpvoteTotem
You can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
FranksGotBoils
You forgot smoking lamp! *throws bong at his feet*
2Used2bUseful
And there he was...the king of the fucking jungle! So I ran inside and called the 5-0
MAJORFusterCluck
Space shuttle
phocalpoint
I'm not brown, I'm bronze.
AssapoopshitsMassachusetts
Your bed is a car. Ya a fucking sweet car!
HackingSecnd
That's true, kid.
NeutralAsToMarmite
Someone ass getting laid TONIGHT.
DannyRoss5
You can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
ryansmVillain
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
OneCraftyHooker
Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
ProtoSynnic
YOU'RE a hooker!
ClevrHandle
I used this one all the time growing up. Lol
Youreahooker
Yes?
ProtoSynnic
The legends... They were true
OneCraftyHooker
You forgot smoking lamp
ProtoSynnic
You should never throw a bong, kid
Vicissitude
I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.
AFrugalMoogle
I quit fuckin months ago
JerkFace4U
You know what else you don’t get? The Colonel.
Tom8os
“I don’t know what you are but I’m gonna fucking eat you too.” I use this one almost every time I grab leftovers
oldmanwalker
I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins.
2Used2bUseful
Omg i forgot about this part ?
oldmanwalker
I was two animals joined as one... which meant - good things are coming. Good things
DanielGayLewis
Bro you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion
OneCraftyHooker
*robot coice* adios turd nuggets (my brother and I say this to each other a lot)
Tom8os
Adios Turd Nuggets
CorkyAbby2
Should have worn a condom
Seggs
so who else wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?
MyBallsTouchTheWaterWhenIPoop
Her pussy smelled like the great depression
SimpleMan79
My beef is Strong!
BentwanJameson
No Doctor, your beef very wrong.
HuckNRoll
Your ass is tanner than my face
LariCheltsy
I'm way too high to drive to the devil's house
decarnatedame
I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
DoNotForgetMyName
Was he silent?
Vortex153
Dude, your ass is tanner than my face
austinwizardforhire
This shit is bronze
Dondarian
We'll go to the Looney bin together. I don't give a fuck
UltraLincoln
So real talk, did the monkey actually drive the fucking car?
Deadmanwalkn
Green screen but fun fact, it tries to bite the main actor at one point. I believe they left it in the movie
UltraLincoln
Lol, I mean in the movie universe did a monkey drive Alex and Dante to Brainasium? Not surprised about the biting, though
Deadmanwalkn
Ah then yes, monkey drove
DisplacedAnger
DRIVE MONKEY DRIVE!
asmasm
Be prepared, the acting is BAD (except the grandmas and nick swardson, whose character is nick swardson)
darkhalfbreed
To be fair, the mock videogame is better than most mock videogames in entertainment. Especially at it's time
StarscreamAndHutch
My doll is a whore.
asmasm
You gonna self park your bed?
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
Do you often go to Happy Madison films for high quality acting?
asmasm
Yeah and this is Happy Madison without the A-list "talent" lol
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
Shirley Knight wants to downvote you so hard
asmasm
She's not in the happy Madison stable
austinwizardforhire
My favorite: "Dont you answer your phone? I've been calling for half an hour."
austinwizardforhire
"Oh I'm sorry, I was putting up my Christmas tree."
austinwizardforhire
"Dude, it's July."
austinwizardforhire
"Get the fuck outta here, it is?!"
austinwizardforhire
"And why are you naked?"
phocalpoint
It is?