TheRealJamesWoods
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Dec 9, 2016 3:26 PM
TheRealJamesWoods
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Laggmonster8
On the road parking in NJ for 5 years. I hate people.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
And can we get a moment of silence for us using the bus?
Ampersand0
Found out real quick to buy a winter windshield screen. Makes mornings way faster
simplefishy
This is why I have a heated windscreen.
LegendOfKanye
Back in my day garages were meant to be stuffed full of random crap to prevent cars getting in.
Royalbengaltiger
i apreciate the support :')
ManiacalTax
TonyStarkWantsOne
As an Ohioan
guti41
Macy is the shit.
GoddammitMrNoodle
Yes! And a moment of hate for all those with remote starters.
heinleinfan
I'm under contract on a house...WITH A TWO CAR GARAGE!!!! *heavy breathing* *fingers crossed*
flack9099
You mean a double garage
IPoopAfterDrinkingCoffee
Yeah really sucks here in Los Angeles. Then again, I can't afford a garage. And my car got stolen. And I'm a bear. And I live in Yosemite.
MacGyverofAnxiety
Reading that was like a fun little adventure
SimplyTech1
Expecting 15 inches of snow.... for my truck in garage for first time in 7 months.... it's a he little victories :-)
SimplyTech1
Got my*
NightFuryLee
i put a tarp cover on my car works wonders!
kitschistheenemy
I feel this. All of this. It's close to -40 with the windchill now
vanenorris
I'm already tired of freezing my balls of this winter
Reverse2057
Put an old comforter or blanket on the windshield before you go in at night. Problem solved the next morning. I do this every winter.
bitemark
Tip: if you have to deal with a car post-ice-storm, save yourself some work and just turn it on and sit inside with the heat full blast 1/
bitemark
for 10-15 minutes. You'll be able to get out and lift the sheets of ice right off, rather than chiseling like a maniac for 15min
bambulina
Nope. But we can get a moment of "goddamn fricken sonofabitch ice! Why won't you just start you POS bastard!" Etc...
Hiococonuts
I'm syracuse ny. Can confirm the struggle is real
kujoho
Me, too!!
WickedMuskrat
and that's why i moved to texas.
Ponderpoo
Preach
Rotflol
I don't have a garage, but I also live in Florida, sooo can I have some sympathy too?
Fuzzynubz
You have my sympathy for living in Florida.
KarlaAnne
Right here.
justaregularoldplumbus
jewelyaa
Or you know...you could warm up your car before you leave to melt it the ice and snow off...
BeardedBird
I always feel the responsibility to watch a gif until I know exactly when it loops but this is one of the few that I'm not sure about.
Yinyang107
Pro tip: right click an- oh shit this isn't a gifv, it's a regular gif, i don't know what to do in this situation *brain bluescreens*
nostradumasss
That's because it's like real life i.e. scraping ice never ends.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
some say that this is a live video feed
Atharaenea
Remote start, remember to set your blowers to high, max temp, windshield only.
Crabsforeveryone
Naive Californian here, couldn't you just put a cheap blanket over your windscreen overnight?
zeshoopuf
The blanket might freeze to the windshield, but there are special covers made for cars for this exact purpose.
Crabsforeveryone
Thank you.
heffalumpisbetterthannone
giggle-snort you really DO live in CA, don't ya
Crabsforeveryone
Not just CA. So. CA.
Baroonz
Is this Fargo?
yomancs
No
TomBrokaw
Yupurineutah
That's Portland right now. It's pretty much closed. Freezing rain.
GoldyBronzyIrony
Oh yah
LouieMondo
Is it reasonable?
smithdogg22
OhFaceYeah
Yer darn tootin'!!!
TroutYabo
It's my life
SL4pthePANCAKES
Is this battletoads?
LilLarrySellers
"Yer darned tootin'!"
tytybugger
Oh sure
tiikuri
Yaa
JefftheIntern
THIS. IS. FARGO!!!
mooseltoe
no this is imgur
Jonataurus
Jaaaaaahh!!!
FreekoftheHood
Oh ya, eh. Up der in da nordwoods
Juwando
That movie make my jaw hurt...
forgetthisnoise
As someone living in Fargo, yes, this 10000%fargo every winter :p
pivotdude324hi
I don't live in Fargo. I live in Minot. Road construction is our specialty.
skrizzle4rizzle
DeathStarTechSupport
Thank you. You have no idea how much I wanted/needed it to be Patrick.
AndySlash
no its becky
WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
cubeportal
Go Bears
Snooj
Soooo you were sleepin' with the little fella?
bagglemefingies
Awwww shucks!!
onet12
This is Sparta!
JerBearington
You betcha
gmoney88
Yah
andehroo
Oh Yah!
gmoney88
Yah
Largefruit
Yah?!
CalvinMcFly
The high today in ND will be 1.
MinnesotanYoubetcha
It's been windy af here. You guys must've had some gales.
Nodak70
Oh, I'm pretty sure that more than one in North Dakota today is going to be high ...
CalvinMcFly
We did just legalize medical use!
theycallmeMrGlass
He was a big fella
kn33deepinsolidrock
He was funny lookin
Beepity
He waved at me, but he wasn't using all five fingers if you get my meaning.
Yomama3000
In what way?
iamdawalrus
I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised
Yomama3000
Was he funny-looking apart from that?
TillischJo
I'm from Fargo. Do we really sound like that?
Benderfender
I was born in Fargo and currently live in Bismarck. Do we?
TillischJo
I've noticed we like to hold our "O"s more than usual when we get interviewed on the news or on radio.
CapnMoonlite
We definitely have a Midwestern accent, but I'd say it's much different than the one in the movie.
AntiquesDragon
Moved to fargo 5 years ago. Very rarely I'll run into someone with a perceptible accent like that. Overall I haven't noticed it
JimmerusMaximus
That's a more an eastern accent. Like Duluth and two harbors down to Rochester. I'm from NW MN and positively no one sounds like that
lifeisapicnic
Don'tcha know?
troublecliff
Ohh yaaaaaahhh
jpparkenbone
Big fella
SunAnvil
Ohh jeezzz
MeAndCats
Ah jeez margie
DrHotdogs
No it's Neargo
Grant0
You're not allowed to say that
DrHotdogs
Neargo, Why not?
Grant0
Neargo please