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It's fairly consistent...
Jul 14, 2016 9:49 PM
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Mmmmmk
I call troll. Women don't shit we all know that.
Somethingrelatedtomyname
Period pain and massive shits
superpatito
Such confession.
canadianRN
I don't think you understand what period shits are like
woodenrobot
What's the confession?
darthbiscuit
No balls to muffle the sound.
carodynamics
I worked at a bar for a few years. The women's restroom is ALWAYS more disgusting....even when there's pee all over the men's restroom.
AFinchinthedark
I.... Think we need details
Samammoth
Yes, women shit. And our vaginas have more spray functions than a windex bottle
mrsocialeyes
This is why they deny it so much. If the truth ever got out...
peteloto
*slap* *nervous giggle* *SLAP* *satisfied sigh*
OdinParkour
Does anyone have that scene from White Castle in gif form?
skwotingdog
Of course, but you ever walk in on a woman's office that smelt like a fart?
Ghanfer
Nope.
skwotingdog
Didnt think so
BukkakeRider3000
Never. Even during my military service when returning to barracks after one week of training in forest, the ladies room smelled like flowers
Foxxycosplays
That's cause women hold it all in and let it all out in the toilet.
thebearislooking
I was went into a public bathroom and there was a drunk man passed out in a stall. Women are now crapping out whole men.
FusRoDoodles
My boyfriend will attest til his dying breath that I fart more often and smellier than him. I don't disagree, it's probably true.
BreadyStinellis
I once woke my husband up because my fart smelled THAT bad. Like, the opposite of bacon in the morning.
AikoMizushima
So? The smells that come out of male toilets are gross.. piss goes IN the urinal, not on the walls, floor or in the damn sink. So what?
miidnightbleus
Oh you mean, women shit and pee and fart and do all the humans things that humans do?
Megameatloaf
LALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT!!!!!
miidnightbleus
Truth is, We don't want you to believe it!
Anonymous0070
I once spent a summer working in a casino as a janitor. Can confirm women are savage as fuck. They shit everywhere except the toilet.
celebwiz
Can confirm also. Did janitorial at a small amusement park.
themarcmac
Everybody poops...
findingjewels
I use to work in maintance at a YMCA and one day I was called to fix a clogged toilet. It was a shit the size of a shoe and no toilet paper.
findingjewels
I had to wear one of our cheapo paper "biohazard" suits to pick it up, throw it away and try to flush the rest down.
copstabber
Your username is perfect
GRIZtheninja
I'm probably going to die an early because I refuse to use the restroom because I'm afraid of people hearing.
DickMcStiffens
Apparently the women's bathroom in my office always has hershey squirts and blood everywhere.
DickMcStiffens
These are complaints that I've heard and I'm also cool with the janitor, so I hear stories.
SendNewts
Fairly consistent? Don't you mean regular? Hurr hurr.
fartsandwitches
The women's bathroom is always way more dirty/filthy/nasty than the men's.
Ghanfer
Because our butthole last are so tight. Also, period shits are real and they're terrifying.
HodgeNPodge
This is a very real conversation right here. Guys have no idea.
humpBackOfNotreDame
Sorry, how are period shits different from normal shits?
whatspaulplayingtoday
Are they as bad as mud butt from protein shakes?
mawmac
Preach it.
dogsmostly
So terrifying
GothKirby
And we usually hold them in for a long time in the hopes the bleeding might be less bad when we do go.
norabunny
Um that's definitely not a thing that I've heard of
bruhwhat069
Reason number 842 why I am glad to have been born with a PP
OnlyPostsGetRekt
What's a period shit? I assume it's shitting when menstruating but what's so bad about it? I don't know. Enlighten me.
Corallyne
Oh god period shits. Anything but period shits.
RustyCreakySqueaky
I saw a gurk removd a tamopirenk
SweetStache
Can't believe I'm asking this but, period shits? :0
Ghanfer
https://m.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/1qam5o/are_period_shits_actually_a_thing/
TrijezniMujo
I presume shits during/around periods are extra uncomfortable due to blood/cramps and general period uncomfortableness.
smoochmysnoot
They are serious business and the toilet water looks like a damn crime scene..
SweetStache
Are they just worse cuz of cramps and bloating? Does the strain push out more blood?
canwesoakthisin
Loads of blood/chunks and the hormones mess with your digestive tract so aomwtimea@
PurpleSpoon
It's not even that. Depending where you are in your cycle it's either big hard constipation or diarrhoea! Plus bloody mess.
Ghanfer
https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/period-poop?utm_term=.nwvW82bZZ#.okVBOGkNN
Caffeinatrix
As a woman that hasn't had a period in 5 years, I didn't want to be reminded of this horror :(
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Everyone's over here talking about period shits and I'm still trying to figure out what "our butthole last are so tight" means.
NikaNii
I think she means our sphincters are a lot tighter and therefore makes it harder to defecate without it hurting or tearing. At least for me.
KingMammajamma
thank you me too!
CondescendingCunt
I did not need to know that.
Snootfullofhoneybees
User name checks out
CondescendingCunt
Wow, I've never heard that one before..! You're so observant and witty.
echo1echo
It's cos of the increased pressure build up from holding it all in in front of people. Men just let it out constantly through the day
Wormbo2
That's why women don't fart. Can't keep the mouth shut long enough to build pressure....
BreadyStinellis
It's because our vaginas and our assholes are close togwther. It's hard to relax one area and not the other, thus farts. Kind of like when
BreadyStinellis
Women poop when they're in labor.
mindspoison
Not to mention that the baby is being pushed along a passageway that squashes the bowel and pushes anything in there along too.
WhatzitTooya
I'm certainly sure woman just keep crop-dusting us all since the general public will always blame the nearest male for the stench!
iDrinkDrano
As a guy: I hold it and it doesn't come out any worse, but I've heard guys that sound like they're setting off depth charges in the bathroom
Wormbo2
B4, doesn't matter if it miss....
XAEA12xx
Haha Yeeeeah. As a lady can confirm, were fucking disgusting. You don't even know the half of it.
sdtitan89
I can hear EVERYTHING that goes on in that bathroom. I have a decent idea.
Ghanfer
Sadly, no. Noise is maybe a 1/16th of it.
sdtitan89
XAEA12xx
Ha you only know the bathroom side, that's just a drop in bucket my friend.
Wybo
Might just be one woman with a really irritable bowel? Probably not.
sdtitan89
There is actually this one woman. Constant bitch face, never says hello or acknowledges people. Sounds like she is setting off a bomb.
Ghanfer
Maybe she won't say hi to people because she so embarrassed about her butt bombs.
caprica007
She puts the irritable in irritable bowel syndrome
Thehumanracestinx
Best comment is best.