OnlyHereForTheDankMemes
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A Cellist in an orchestra...
Jul 14, 2017 5:15 AM
OnlyHereForTheDankMemes
13682
209
8
A Cellist in an orchestra...
ashywushu
I help kids take on immense crippling financial decisions upon graduation from high school that will likely lead to another financial crisis
JustCallMeJazzHands
I collect and analyze information on strangers, and then advise my boss on how to best kill them and break their stuff.
sandpirate
I rub naked strangers until they're nice and loose
dataengineer
Dad?
Davidnfilms
I google things better than other people.
dataengineer
howdy software engineer
nalgeneexpress
Medical doctor
littleasianninja
Me too I'm an international tax researcher
Shepsus
Network Administrator here. Definitely still do this
Cliccclacc
Tech support
jrexroad90
I fix round things
timmy26
Playing with an invisible entity hoping that it will never hurt me
FawkesPorter
I stare at children and watch them play
Zapathasura
Is it at the evening of the day?
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
dataengineer
Uncle Steve?
TheGiggityGuy
Ireallylovenudes
So Teacher or Psychologist?
Valondra
Or Psychotherapist
hardhart
I look at your personal & professional info to see why you don't deserve to borrow money
dataengineer
You're a loan officer.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
What's a good credit card at the moment?
Norfolkanchancehere
The one that has money left on it.
Bonitadoll66
I say open and get your mouth wet and sticky
dataengineer
You're both my dad AND my dentist. It's a winning combination till I need to spit.
HaikuCarChase
Excuse me, good patients swallow.
dataengineer
And good kids spit when told, especially right on your brother.
IFixBrokenHelicopters
I fix machines that turn dead dinosaurs into noise and wind.
Zultharr
Mechanic?
SomePieceOfShitReportedACommentAndNowImFuckingBanned
What a coincidence. I rebuild machines that turn potential energy into heat energy and then into kinetic energy.
dataengineer
I turn dead people into money; but not like how you're thinking.
MyCatsNameIsJared
Really? Because i was thinking a pimp for dudes who are into necrophilia.
Vira815
I give soccer moms 8 inches.
dataengineer
Coach
Vira815
Funny but no. +1 though
Echoskull
I dont
dataengineer
A Vietnam vet and that makes me sad.
godlessgoat
I try to keep animals from killing each other.
TheOneTrueRing
Police?
Foehammer138
I pick up strangers and drop them off
dataengineer
John Wayne Gacy. Although, I'm not sure that's much of an occupation.
LlornDeIcamole
Our society have place for everyone!!
AroobaOogaFromAcrossTheSea
I help people find other people online so they can both get what they really want.
dataengineer
Amazon?
AroobaOogaFromAcrossTheSea
Web developer for small businesses.
DynamicBeardSurgery
I pretend you're not a fool for not having basic IT skills
dataengineer
Helpdesk
DeanOMiite
I make you leave your house so someone else can move in
dataengineer
Meth or Flint Michigan.
DeanOMiite
?
nietzschesdownfall
I make decisions no one agrees with even though they hired me to make said decisions.
ficklemickel
I work with lawyers who have no word processing knowledge, no concept of time management, and no basic manners.
EpicSeaFlapFlap
Im wet
Zultharr
Dolphin?
dataengineer
hydrologist at the USGS. Clever monkeybunky
dirtytrout
I mark spots on the ground where the robot tells me too so people who can't speak robot know where to build shit.
timmy26
Surveyor
dirtytrout
Well done sir! You win..... uh..
PhillyBlunts
I tell engineers yes or no by drawing on pieces of paper.
dataengineer
Project manager
PhillyBlunts
Piping design... mostly field work and revamp.
DarwinsWeasel
Engineering Lecturer
PhillyBlunts
Piping design.
Xtreamsodomy
I help people poop
dataengineer
You're the CEO of tacobell aren't you.
Xtreamsodomy
I wish. I make fiber
mybrainwonteven
Chipotle.
Ulmo
I cut animals up, poke around a bit, and then try and put them back together.
DarwinsWeasel
Taxidermist?
DarwinsWeasel
Uberdermist!
dataengineer
Vet
aRepost
Nope! Chuck Testa
CunningLingu1st
I make buildings appear by typing and talking
dataengineer
You're either an architect or a project manager
CunningLingu1st
You're right. (PM)
filiuspelei
architect or sim player?
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Only one of those is a job
filiuspelei
Im pretty sure you can become a professional sim player :)
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
Actually now that I think about it, you're right, youtubers and such.
Moosenuggs
I pick shit up and i put shit down
Sphinxycat
In break into houses for forgetful people
strawberryblonder
I feel like I need you in my life.
dataengineer
locksmith
TheDustyOne
Who are you and how did you get in here?
Sphinxycat
PlorpPlorpton
I tell people stuff that's already happened
Arkvoodle
History teacher?
dataengineer
Mom?
IWishIHadASoul
journalist or teacher?
PlorpPlorpton
Journalist.
Rehoy
I deal with stupid, ignorant college students.
YouJustActivatedMyTrapCard
Same, bro. Same.
Arkvoodle
Advisor/counselor?
Rehoy
I am a receptionist at my college,
Rehoy
can't go into this department because liability reason, because the department chair asked us not to just walk in.
Rehoy
I get students who argue with me for 20 minutes because they want to go into areas of the college that are restricted
whhy
I piss people off
DevilsArsehole
Collections?
Vira815
Telecommunications?
whhy
Yup
bigshot1232
COMCAST!
whhy
Yep
bobcat1721
Dad?
OnlyHereForTheDankMemes
Hey! I didn't know Trump had an Imgur account.
lowfatheals
fuckcardio
I too am in IT
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
dataengineer
You're HR
Nightfireo6
This could be a lot of things friend...
whhy
Comcast
CallMeSleeper
But, whhy?
whhy
Comcast
nick224
Comcast?
whhy
Yip