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This happened 2½-3 years ago...
And this happened today...
He received a well-deserved bone!
And he now has free access to our house :)
RednapxpandeR
Yeeeaaaa Bullshit
Melanisia
I had a black lab that loved everyone but one neighbor. That neighbor tried to break into our garage, and got his jeans removed via dog.
UppityWalrus
Dogs aren't that intimidating. I highly doubt this happened
loveb0t
Forgot a puppy??!? My life revolves around my dog!
AbbyWolf
Puppy power !!
CowonS9
Why did you fuck the burglar?? Also who the fuck forgets a puppy..?
TCTom
I call shenanigans.
CigaretteMan
That's cool and all about the burglar but I'm just glad the puppy didn't go back to the original neglectful owner.
Nearlyburly
Growing up, we had a dog that captured a burglar by pinning him to the floor. And sent another to the hospital for a major butt repair.
Nearlyburly
He was a great dog with family, neighbors, etc, though.
MrTay
I'm so confused as of what happened was the neighbor robbing? Or a stranger, the dog then rushed in like a hero. Is he really big now?
madcow747
Just woke up and read first line as "neighborhood went away for the weekend"
KunFayyaKun
You boned the dog?!...I'll show myself out.
zaika
I like this story
Axeskills
Holy shit I wish this actually happened
renegadecouture
How do you forget you have a pup!?
AndPromisTomorrow
Picture of the puppy please
Zootsoot
How the hell did you give the puppy back to those assholes??
DelReyoX
Was the robber your neighbor?
rookie23
Save a spider, it'll save your life oneday.
nonamejanie
Awesome!!!
IridescentLotus
They forgot the puppy?! How?!
AvocadoTree
that's what I was thinking. how can you forget a PUPPY ????
alticaarden
Maybe they never planned on taking it
WaitWhat83
How do you go away for the weekend & "forget your puppy"?
Gian4MVP
http://imgur.com/pUfVlHZ
littlemirrorsatourfeet
who the hell "forgets" about their dog?
Iwanttobebatmanandjoker
Aww what no photo of the courageous pup?
korbendaIIas
The pup exists in imagination land. Cameras aren't allowed there.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Stupid Imagination land!
TheDoctorAzAJ
You can't shoot what don't exist
ChickWithAnAttitude
We need pics of this local hero!
pIanetarysociety
I agree, mostly because I think OP is a phony liar
ChickWithAnAttitude
I haven't been here long enough to assume everyone is lying.
TedTheMan
some of them always lie, some of them always tell the truth!
ErpVertsErpVertsFerErvrywern
I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for 800, Alex.
etwaslustig
Daily double
GnightSweetPrince
/a/yzYsy
MetaVulture
JOO JOO DADAJOO This is our Daily Double! The Holocaust. You all have time to write your answers down.
Cheesecakecrush
I'll take "Nice story it wouldn't kill people to not be butthurt is fake" for 1000, Alex
awkwardstare
yeah like someone forgets they own a puppy and leave it in an area for a weekend its capable of escaping from and then give it away.
noobule
That's a bit weird but it's the last line that kills it.
serella
Whether or not this story is true, people do this all the time. I doubt they forgot the dog -- they just didn't care and left him. Be 1/
serella
2/ surprising if they let OP keep him, tho. Usually neglecters are still super possessive, even tho they don't really care about the dog.
SkeletorGirl
And how did the dog get inside?
NanoSwarmer
Same way the burglar did
TheDino
Through the door that the burglar left open?
MyBloodTypeIsRaguExtraChunky
Why did you give the burglar a bone and free access to your home?
SmertNSpecial
Ah, the English language is a broken one.
Michelicorne
you didn't get it, he gave a burglar to a dog's bone, who made the cat anxious outside the house ? Clear now ?
AlbinoSnarf
Probably because he feels bad that he peed in the corner.
SloppyJimbo
Idk was the burglar hot?
thatguyisreallydeep
Not sure about the bone, but he clearly had access to the house already.
FoxfireWoodCrafts
He wants her back so bad, he leaves the door unlocked
KittensLegitimatelyFrightenMe
Wow, that was really deep
NanoSwarmer
Wow, kittens frighten me legitimately as well
Iwillfartinyourgeneraldirection
Your neighbor sounds like an asshole. Head pats for the pup!
TheDino
"for the weekend" might mean for one night. Might have a friend come by to feed it. May have asked neighbor once his friend fell through.
Iwillfartinyourgeneraldirection
"Forgot" = asshole. I like that you wanna give him the benefit of the doubt. Not being sarcastic. +1 to you
becausefukyouthatswhy
"forgot" is what OP thinks happened.
redbaronshotsauce
Exactly. Tbh I don't believe a lot of the abuse stories. A lot of times it looks like someone let the pooch into the yard (2)
redbaronshotsauce
On a lead and some sjw comes through and decides they know the situation and just grab I mean "save" them