Aug 3, 2016 4:39 PM
JorchM
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Crumper1000
This is cool if you care a lot about stupid stuff.
DrCortex
heidingout
This is exactly why I wear flip flops.
IrrelevantCat
This is better https://imgur.com/SD5dDa8
AussieSwede
I think this is laced with something...
BearlyHooman
Watch out, though. Changing where the shoe laces pull on your shoe can afect the balance in your step. *Goes back into the bushes*
SirAnon
My shoes are blue. Will this still work?
BurnTheUglies
#1 really cool with boots until you have to un-lace all 8 inches of it.
thedudemandude
Do you shoelaces like an emo child.
Dropdeadorleave
Not fast enough!
rollerbladersdoexist
This is how you get made fun of at work.
onepinksheep
Things like this is why crocs got invented.
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
I remember doing these in high school and hating how loose they always felt. I embraced my 'inner old man' early on. Practical > Style
NeatTricks
That's EXACTLY why I wear Vans slip-ons. Too much pressure.
Zwug
Damn i need an asian to lace my shoes now...
Nopestillnoteatingthat
Instructions unclear, got stuck in ceiling fan.
dekket
You're THAT guy huh...
My mom always did tell me I was going places.
TheFirstArchon
How to tie shoes if you don't actually want to tie them.
mijiza
Lived in Korea for years, almost no one traditionally ties their shoes. They take them on and off so often, easier to lace them like this
10tacles
Scream MOOOOM!!!
Bob64
Does this work with power-laces?
imgurliestome
Cool if you're sonic
spankmyass
I used to do the lattice one on all my new shoes. Pain in the ass to tighten
tehcushcush
Yeah these look cool, but how functional are they when it comes to walking?
WillYouMarrowMe
Prettyv good until the 3rd step
I found them to be as comfortable, if not more, than the standard way of lacing up.
PanderPanther
A G L E T!
Laaawwwwwyer
The good old bar lace. So clean and fresh looking.
donegal
2016 and still waiting for this v
ThatOneCAIK
Here. *hands over an upvote* Because I saw Korean - *cough* I mean because this was so useful!
Stuebydoo
I lace them like a normal person
MustardTiger1337
The first one is pretty common use it myself for work boots
No it's not, quit pretending to be a norm
Unlike you I work in a unionized shop. the norm in the military as well
KiloElectronVolt
Where's the velcro version of this?
Machiavellianism
are you quastioning superiorty of asian shoes master race...?
DadInTraining
Velks.com is where it's at!
Asking the real questions.
TheVampireDante
Don't bother looking, it's a rip off.
DatBoiUKnow
ImWearingSweats
Oh you.
Haha!
hunnybunches
no.
AlexisWalker
and then america gives us these. http://the-gadgeteer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shoe-hickies-laces.jpg
thatsneakyprawn
as an American, I have never seen or heard of those before
theyre called "hickies" and they sell them at brookstone.
PseudoSsiah
Those suck. Looks up Expand laces. They're awesome and don't make your shoes look like you stole them from a special needs child.
herpopottomas
Got the velcros....what do?
Ivalicenyan
Grow up?
TheBlackxRanger
I looked down at my shoes and i dont even have laces
UmbralEntity
Relax, because you've already won.
wehkaptodis
Daaaaammmn! Back at ir again with the crows!
QuiteADapperAsshole
Get a towel I guess, because everywhere you go girls are going to be dropping puddles.
rbudrick
Go to bingo in goddamn mutha fuckin style.
Vipre
Nigga rollin on velcros.. realest nigga on dese streets, fureal.
VigorousWhale
.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Make an X of course, that makes you cool.
StanFool
I read that as 'Vel - Crocks'.....
lateralus1134
Well get to inventing because that is the next big trend sir.
Redrunner36
Try not to slip in all the panties that are dropping.
Fairdinkums
Start popping tags
ken27238
All I have is $20....
Juggernaughtty
In your pocket?
Solid5outof7
Such Velcro, much cool. Wow
TheAveragePerson
Buy laces
cosmicmeadow
All comments = appropriate answers
PetahOsiris
Be a cold ass honkey.
JohnnyTitelips
Get normal people shoes?
kurtist04
Go back to kindergarten?
TemporaryUzername
oh you got dem 'cros, son? nigga, dayuuum
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I think it's about time for arts and crafts with the other kids. Just make sure your scissors are just like you: not too sharp.
Hahaha I'm sorry, I don't know you and I don't mean to be mean; just saw an opportunity and took it.
GrimRiderJ
copingcabana
Penicillin will clear that right up
eodtech
Buy a snorkel for all the pussy you're going to get.
BuntwithaC
Tie laces around your biceps like the Ultimate Warrior and be a general baddass
iwanttomountndewya
Get kidnapped by crazy guy and forced to stay until 15 yrs
logant
orgeezuz
http://www.businessinsider.com/steve-ballmer-twitter-rumor-dismissed-2016-8 #TwitterForSale #BuyingTwitter
Metalgearslade
Drown in pussy.
IHateSupernatural
Rest in Pussy.
JustTheFactsMan
Too late. Already doing it.
RoastedSalted
JustHereForTopComment
Damn right.
nicheaccountmadeyoulook
Not wrong, I got the velcro wallet still.
tooderptolose
Invade Poland
MarvLarv
Slower you slut!
icantbelievethiswasavailable
Thank you!
VerySmallRocks
Thought the first one was too fast to understand what the hell happened, then the rest were even worse!
surewhynotlater
LOL, first time that I have laughed all day.
HorseMcFucker
Plot twist: Already at x0.5
TylerLee
Ihuntsnowgiants
Them asians sure is fastworking
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
더 천천히 이 개쉐야!
RadicalVeganism
빨리빨리빨리빨리(^_-)
tortillaboy
I don't understand this Asian language.
thebusyknees
It's the Korean version of "Slower, you slut!"
dorkyYorky
Bwhahaha I love it when someone adds a foreign language I can understand
doihearanamen
"Everybody was shoestring tyiiiing"
P4P4G04T
Bee d d d d d d de deee
Superchief86
"I felt my butthole tightening."
Shiroshi
Right click and show controls. You can slide through it slowly to get every step
rabidang3ls
"Those knots were fast as lightning"
SuperFluffyRabbitEater
"I hope, that they can be knot"
TheFloristFriar
HUU!!
Chrisw265
"The demo was fast as lightning."
LowBrowHighJinx
januskincaid
"In fact it was a little bit frightening."
Crumper1000
This is cool if you care a lot about stupid stuff.
DrCortex
heidingout
This is exactly why I wear flip flops.
IrrelevantCat
This is better https://imgur.com/SD5dDa8
AussieSwede
I think this is laced with something...
BearlyHooman
Watch out, though. Changing where the shoe laces pull on your shoe can afect the balance in your step. *Goes back into the bushes*
SirAnon
My shoes are blue. Will this still work?
BurnTheUglies
#1 really cool with boots until you have to un-lace all 8 inches of it.
thedudemandude
Do you shoelaces like an emo child.
Dropdeadorleave
Not fast enough!
rollerbladersdoexist
This is how you get made fun of at work.
onepinksheep
Things like this is why crocs got invented.
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
I remember doing these in high school and hating how loose they always felt. I embraced my 'inner old man' early on. Practical > Style
NeatTricks
That's EXACTLY why I wear Vans slip-ons. Too much pressure.
Zwug
Damn i need an asian to lace my shoes now...
Nopestillnoteatingthat
Instructions unclear, got stuck in ceiling fan.
dekket
You're THAT guy huh...
Nopestillnoteatingthat
My mom always did tell me I was going places.
TheFirstArchon
How to tie shoes if you don't actually want to tie them.
mijiza
Lived in Korea for years, almost no one traditionally ties their shoes. They take them on and off so often, easier to lace them like this
10tacles
Scream MOOOOM!!!
Bob64
Does this work with power-laces?
imgurliestome
Cool if you're sonic
spankmyass
I used to do the lattice one on all my new shoes. Pain in the ass to tighten
tehcushcush
Yeah these look cool, but how functional are they when it comes to walking?
WillYouMarrowMe
Prettyv good until the 3rd step
spankmyass
I found them to be as comfortable, if not more, than the standard way of lacing up.
PanderPanther
A G L E T!
Laaawwwwwyer
The good old bar lace. So clean and fresh looking.
donegal
2016 and still waiting for this
v
ThatOneCAIK
Here. *hands over an upvote* Because I saw Korean - *cough* I mean because this was so useful!
Stuebydoo
I lace them like a normal person
MustardTiger1337
The first one is pretty common use it myself for work boots
Stuebydoo
No it's not, quit pretending to be a norm
MustardTiger1337
Unlike you I work in a unionized shop. the norm in the military as well
KiloElectronVolt
Where's the velcro version of this?
Machiavellianism
are you quastioning superiorty of asian shoes master race...?
DadInTraining
Velks.com is where it's at!
dekket
Asking the real questions.
TheVampireDante
Don't bother looking, it's a rip off.
DatBoiUKnow
ImWearingSweats
Oh you.
KiloElectronVolt
Haha!
hunnybunches
AlexisWalker
and then america gives us these. http://the-gadgeteer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shoe-hickies-laces.jpg
thatsneakyprawn
as an American, I have never seen or heard of those before
AlexisWalker
theyre called "hickies" and they sell them at brookstone.
PseudoSsiah
Those suck. Looks up Expand laces. They're awesome and don't make your shoes look like you stole them from a special needs child.
herpopottomas
Got the velcros....what do?
Ivalicenyan
Grow up?
TheBlackxRanger
I looked down at my shoes and i dont even have laces
UmbralEntity
Relax, because you've already won.
wehkaptodis
Daaaaammmn! Back at ir again with the crows!
QuiteADapperAsshole
Get a towel I guess, because everywhere you go girls are going to be dropping puddles.
rbudrick
Go to bingo in goddamn mutha fuckin style.
Vipre
Nigga rollin on velcros.. realest nigga on dese streets, fureal.
VigorousWhale
.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Make an X of course, that makes you cool.
StanFool
I read that as 'Vel - Crocks'.....
lateralus1134
Well get to inventing because that is the next big trend sir.
Redrunner36
Try not to slip in all the panties that are dropping.
Fairdinkums
Start popping tags
ken27238
All I have is $20....
Juggernaughtty
In your pocket?
Solid5outof7
Such Velcro, much cool. Wow
TheAveragePerson
Buy laces
cosmicmeadow
All comments = appropriate answers
PetahOsiris
Be a cold ass honkey.
JohnnyTitelips
Get normal people shoes?
kurtist04
Go back to kindergarten?
TemporaryUzername
oh you got dem 'cros, son? nigga, dayuuum
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I think it's about time for arts and crafts with the other kids. Just make sure your scissors are just like you: not too sharp.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Hahaha I'm sorry, I don't know you and I don't mean to be mean; just saw an opportunity and took it.
GrimRiderJ
copingcabana
Penicillin will clear that right up
eodtech
Buy a snorkel for all the pussy you're going to get.
BuntwithaC
Tie laces around your biceps like the Ultimate Warrior and be a general baddass
iwanttomountndewya
Get kidnapped by crazy guy and forced to stay until 15 yrs
logant
orgeezuz
JorchM
http://www.businessinsider.com/steve-ballmer-twitter-rumor-dismissed-2016-8 #TwitterForSale #BuyingTwitter
Metalgearslade
Drown in pussy.
IHateSupernatural
Rest in Pussy.
JustTheFactsMan
Too late. Already doing it.
RoastedSalted
JustHereForTopComment
Damn right.
nicheaccountmadeyoulook
Not wrong, I got the velcro wallet still.
tooderptolose
Invade Poland
MarvLarv
Slower you slut!
JorchM
http://www.businessinsider.com/steve-ballmer-twitter-rumor-dismissed-2016-8 #TwitterForSale #BuyingTwitter
icantbelievethiswasavailable
Thank you!
VerySmallRocks
Thought the first one was too fast to understand what the hell happened, then the rest were even worse!
surewhynotlater
LOL, first time that I have laughed all day.
HorseMcFucker
Plot twist: Already at x0.5
TylerLee
Ihuntsnowgiants
Them asians sure is fastworking
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
더 천천히 이 개쉐야!
RadicalVeganism
빨리빨리빨리빨리(^_-)
tortillaboy
tortillaboy
I don't understand this Asian language.
thebusyknees
It's the Korean version of "Slower, you slut!"
dorkyYorky
Bwhahaha I love it when someone adds a foreign language I can understand
doihearanamen
"Everybody was shoestring tyiiiing"
P4P4G04T
Bee d d d d d d de deee
Superchief86
"I felt my butthole tightening."
Shiroshi
Right click and show controls. You can slide through it slowly to get every step
rabidang3ls
"Those knots were fast as lightning"
SuperFluffyRabbitEater
"I hope, that they can be knot"
TheFloristFriar
HUU!!
Chrisw265
"The demo was fast as lightning."
LowBrowHighJinx
HUU!!
januskincaid
"In fact it was a little bit frightening."