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Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTvpbFV1bIs
Bill Burr - "You People Are All The Same"
GrowliePants
I'm loud when I have an orgasm, and one of our dogs will run and grab a toy and run through the house squeaking it. We call it a fungasm.
JettaMuschick12
Omygod yea.. only maybe like a less attractive older brother
DarthAegon
Gotta be the funniest comedian IMO
Showerfart
Always upvote Bill Burr.
Learnedtocryinternally
Saw this man live, I was in stitches the whole show. One of my favs!
AGronau
I smell a reaction pic:
pugglywuggly
Gotta +1 Bill Burr
jdrigg706
Hes the funniest mofo doing stand up right now.
joker2814
+1 for Ol' Billy Redface.
BoJackHorseman
i just finished watch the show
jackthezipper
Bill Burr loves him some dogs. Who can blame him?
ChaosLierLen637
That is just an incredibly sweet truth.
fhqwhgus
I still rather have a cat.
Labinnac
It's so true! There have been some days where work just sucked so bad. I come home and my Dog just makes me sooo happy.
lorddice
The Aspca?
Thistles
Aww, that gave me the warm fuzzies.
BearAttack
There's so much truth in this! They're emotion regurgitators!
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JCLII
BORING.
Kanatatsu
Bill Burr is the funniest comedian alive, and I am a huge Louis CK fan. But Burr is funnier.
Caddingtonk
Bill Burr helped ease the tension of many an episode of Breaking Bad for me. Also, hes hilarious
Caddingtonk
[SPOILERS BE HERE!] He was especially entertaining in the train robbery episode - because damn was that ever tense!
sirelurksalot
I hope this leads to more because I like this guy.
miniatureDimenstionsOfMammothProportions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sUEaATniCo sauce
HaikuCommenter
"Master's an asshole, / I should be an asshole too!" / Canine empathy.
jebert
Aaaaaanndd….just watched the whole 1:08:38 special.
ronfingswanson
Oooooh Jesus.
fatrustyfarts
THIS IS WHAT WE PLAY FOR
distilledwill
*your
PuppiesoverKittensAnyday
where does he misuse you're?
feelinggoodonawednesday
Good to see Bill Burr get some love.
Sofakingcoolstorybro
This is what we train for!!!!!!!!!!
MattyIce23
I've never laughed at any joke as much as that one, +1
TinkleToes
Somebody hit somebody!!!!
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
This is one of my favorite bits by him, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGp0GAd1d1s
ANdeePanda
That was so funny!! Thanks for posting it.
klova91
"Muffins are a happy food! I don't understand!!" xD
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
So that source is over an hour long. Anyone know the time of this joke?
bboven
The joke is at 8:0watchthewholethingbillburrisfuckinghilarious
frauawesome
29:42
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
You are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you.
frauawesome
Thanks, but being a lady, I prefer scholar and her lordship or something equally awesome. You have still been upvoted for your politeness :)
ForThoseWhoHaveHeart
A thousand pardons Your Lordship! My mistake. Once again, thank you, Your Highness. You are too kind.
Bitaku
His podcast is the best. "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY!"
JCLII
I listen every week.
emrob31
Man I love his email advice sooooo much
aij46
Agreed, better than Maron, Carolla, Rogan. THE best
joker2814
D'ooooh Jeeeeaaazzzuuusss!!!!!!!!!!
fackyomader
I want him to bring back the "dilemma" segments, those were fucking hilarious
kobeteeth
If this doesnt make it to front page, but another Louis CK repost does, I'm probably not going to do anything, but I wont be happy.
PizzaPancake
+1 if you get this reference http://imgur.com/5mAaD0H.gif
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
Two of the best comedians in the business right now!
vielleicht
now you can finally be happy :)
SpiritBreaker
Honesty.
VladThePoker
I too will be slightly displeased if this happens.
FiendishDoctorWu
I'm amping this thing up like its walking through the tunnel at the rose bowl. THIS IS WHAT WE PLAY FOR!!!!
wessyfbaby
I want someone to make one of these with the ashy skin piece I fucking died.
gmoney88
Bill is the best! I was amazed to see a Burr post on here. We need more!
emrob31
My agreeing level is trough the roof!
fourlines
yfw
goodjobmyfellowman
This is funny. But as a rule, I skip Bill Burr on Pandora.
kobeteeth
you couldnt be more wrong on that one, but i guess to each his own.
goodjobmyfellowman
I switch up my likes, but I think I got a bunch of irritating ones in a row.
RepublicofTexa
Why are ginger's so good at comedy?
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
It's due to the lack of a soul.
backtobackpanicattack
Screw the down voters. They don't know you!
kobeteeth
Developed their humor early as a defense mechanism against being made fun of for being ginger.
benephon
very close to my guess, which was just years of abuse...
Skinfull
In the 7th pic he looks like Joel McHale from Community. Just saying.
SawyerSteeze
HES FROM THE SOUP
MulattoLatte
1-12th* FTFY
Skinfull
I reckon its a combination of the eyebrow arch, the forehead and the disdain.
LitchiesAndPlums
It's the giant forehead.
legalese
*insert fivehead joke*
RepublicofTexa
Now I got go on a counting mission
FiendishDoctorWu
What you saying all white people look the same mothafucka?
AGronau
For the lazy:
fibbetmoff
Hmm I was thinking more Scarlet Johannson
ohohimwithstupid
More like from the first pic to the last pic. Sorry I'm from other country so I don't know Bill Burr. Joel is the only forehead I know.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
But a less attractive version
killian913
Counted to the 7th pic. Was not disappointed.
DagothWit
They've been confused before.
caut10uslyadv3ntur0us
Omygod yea.. only maybe like a less attractive older brother
SundaySalveation
I thought the same thing!
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
How dare you make me count, but yea you're totally right.
YouHaveBeenWaylaidByEnemiesAndMustDefendYourself
The very first thing I did was search for JOEL when I got to this post.
falula
Omygod I didn't even know it wasn't until I read your comment. I should pay closer attention.
WhatAreMarijuanaTablets
In the first 2 pics he looks like Aaron Paul. Just saying.
SupernaturalRoxMySox
Joel McHale is from The Soup. Look up The Soup. I am deeply hurt that he is not remembered for his original show.
NinjaTroii
*ahem* #7
NinjaTroii
Sorry I'm very lazy
azazyel
If you haven't seen the following then you don't know who Bill Burr is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMhoGUiIkk
piggypiglet
My hero.
BearsBearsBears88
Wow thank you
DMGuy
"You fucking...*one bridge having*, piece of shit city..." XD
TURDSTOMPER
Holy shit, I knew bill burr was the man but this is absurd! Thx for sharing!!
DreamBrother
"Fuck all of you. Fuck the Liberty Bell and shove it up Ben Franklin's ass."
hokieface
he's not in the following. i think you're thinking kevin bacon
wdmonroe
http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/What-you-did-there-i-see-it-300x268.jpg
thatpatguy
That is quite possibly the most epic thing I've ever seen.
CitizenPrime
*heard
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
The Rant. As someone who was forced to live around Philly for years and who's cheating soon-to-be-ex wife is from there, this is legendary.
CitizenPrime
Bill fucking won dude !
ShroomsofDoom
I knew what this was right away.
saxdiver
"11 minutes left!" Oh my god... He counts off the time left in his set. I'm fucking dying...!
FiendishDoctorWu
He took on the whole crowd. Got cheers then boos cheers then boos. It's like watching a heavyweight back and forth fight
joker2814
"The terrorists will never bomb you people, because you're worthless and no one cares about you."
roonmian
I've read about the incident... Seems like the audience was really bad, booing other guys off the stage and booing him when he jsut came on.
joker2814
Philly once booed Santa Claus at an Eagles game. They're just like that.
freeballs
That's not a bad crowd, that's just a Philly crowd. They learn to boo before they learn to talk there
blanketyblank
watching the Flyers game right now... can't believe how terrible they are, even when they're winning. what bad sports!
freeballs
In the 60's they booed Santa at an Eagles game, and pelted him with snowballs.