Mewmus
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FP Edit: GO AIR FORCE!!!!!! (just hit 17 years, still serving)
Jun 18, 2016 12:12 AM
Mewmus
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FP Edit: GO AIR FORCE!!!!!! (just hit 17 years, still serving)
magagamr3
So the pot leaf in mw3 isn't an actual rank in the military? Huh...
KevSan
Where's the global elite rank?
Jpapas
"We reached sergeant and there's still a ton of space left in the chart" "I dunno, man, just make up some more sergeants or sth"
Zombiechews
What rank do you get the golden m4 ?
6Gawd
E4Mafia. +1. Better to die a hero than live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
ZamboniJones
Navy ranks fucking dont make sense!!!! Fuck! Im active army on a navy reserve base. Fuckin hate their system. Rant over.
JubjubTrashbot
Bit where the guck does mommy rank? She feels left out!
Pootisborn
"Sergeant Sergeant Master Sergeant Most Highly Important Shooter Person."
Niggawitharocketlauncher
Terminal Lance here, rah gentlemen
Grimz00
But where is master prestige?
ozeBuDDha
Sgt. Major Dickerson: What does three up and three down mean to you, airman? Adrian Cronauer: End of an inning?
KILRbuny
Where's the prestige mode insignia?
KharnApproves
Terminal lance reference?
IHateYourHappines
Fun fact. Army anything with Sgt in it can be called Sgt. Marine Corps Sgt SSgt GySgt etc...god help you if you just call them Sgt
SenorbenTheNonSpanishSpanishBandit
I love the difference between Army captain and Navy captain. Army: Dime a dozen. Navy: I command a freaking war ship.
JustAnotherPOG
Whenever we were supporting a Navy mission, we begged our CO to answer the phone. It was always hilarious to hear some poor bastard stutter.
TheTealOne
TIL the imgur community has a large military community. Not surprised tho!
Pokeflutes
Thanks! You helped me figure out something I was wondering about on an episode of Stargate tonight.
MyNamesMace
So is Commander Shephard relatively low in Mass Effect?
AdamGilbert
Lance criminal checking in
KharnApproves
Former lance coconut here. Just got selected for O3. I'll always be a lance at heart.
AdamGilbert
Congrats sir!
ohidksomethingfunny
Dafuq navy, get with the program
6Gawd
We just let them play military. They are all toddlers in tiaras.
cogs
Mind your manners, or I'll sic a Marine on ya'.
AsstRegMagician
"Oohrah Yut Yut rah devil dog."- marine probably
TheRockInAHat
Which one yells at the junior enlisted for walking on the grass?
6Gawd
ONLY a CSM would take the time.
WingmanNZ
US ranks are farked. Our rank structure is simple
WingmanNZ
NZ. Our ranks are british by design
cogs
Don't blame us, we inherited them from the Brits.
Daddyslittleupvotewhore
What's yours?
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
So what you're telling me is John-117 was in the Navy or Coast Guard.
JustBryan
USNC. United States Naval Corps prolly
Xizorfalleen
*UNSC. United Nations Space Command.
BeesechurgerProductions
Actually, the Spartans were Office of Naval Intelligence(ONI) personel
JustBryan
Still navy tho
ld3514
Navy/FG has easiest ranks to memorize. All other branches are wicked and confusing.
ld3514
CG*
mikemill
Except, E1-E6 don't actually use the rank names, they use the rating names.
Spocky730
Comment/question about Navy's O7. I believe it's Read Admiral (Lower Half) and Commodore is almost a title or billet correct?
Kamekami23
I was looking for this comment on that. Never seen commodore before. Cool to know
ld3514
Yes. 2 rear admirals. Lower, then upper. Commodore is used during wartime and is above captain. Highest rank on field. (Or sea in navy case)
cogs
Commodore ("Commode Door") is also the positional title for a Squadron Commander.
Karbouno
Probably a stupid question, but how does enlisted compare to officer? Like is E9 lower than the first officer rank? If not, how does it work
Karbouno
Cause a lot of the enlisted titles sound cooler than some of the officer titles.
Karbouno
I get that an officer 1 could be as green as just out of collage and an E9 is going to be a very experienced vet but does that mean E>O?
ohidksomethingfunny
Literally: a 20 y.o. O-1 outranks an E9. But only a dumbass LT would treat him as anything other than a superior
6Gawd
0-3s would stand at parade rest to my CSM (E9). I believe that only happens in Infantry land .
Daddyslittleupvotewhore
Officially the lowest officer outranks the highest enlisted but there is a huge gap in experience. The junior officers are expected to 1/?
Daddyslittleupvotewhore
consult with the senior enlisted. The junior officers have a senior enlisted assigned directly under them that run the unit and mentor them.
Daddyslittleupvotewhore
I am simplifying this far more than I feel I probably should be though.
AsstRegMagician
Nah mate. Nail on the head. My senior is my lifeblood. Id be screwed without him haha
MornieAlantie
Haha, I also pity the butterbar who tries to give top an order.
AsstRegMagician
As a butter bar, you still have to give orders. But it's how you phrase the orders that makes the difference.
WillyVanilli
lol seamen
ASithInTraining
I am a seaman
Whyt128
2 best names in bootcamp (USCG): Seamen Stains, and Seamen Splatter
tehtaxidriver
That's the basic title, it's basically your job title. Like airman, fireman, etc
ArchMagos
No lie, I knew a Seaman Dicks.
JayHard85
I knew a seaman stains
LoudredBragg
Like..like a man dick?
ArchMagos
his last name was (and presumably still is) Dicks"
thrashedbarrier
In jrotc my rank was a seaman i just told my friends i was a private
Mrziffle
When you play with privates and end up with seaman.
AsstRegMagician
Which, unsurprisingly, is not better to a bunch of 13 year olds haha
MyNameIsAgentSmith
Doesn't help when your last name is Johnson.
VeinyFleshtTrumpet
Hey I see me on there!!
whenthedinodies
Ditto
SweepTheLegsJohnny
Yup, veinyfleshtrumpet is deffo up there
Shadowfx88
Me too
AsstRegMagician
Me too!
IneigiTsukuyomi
Umm, thank you for your service?
VeinyFleshtTrumpet
Thank you for your support :-P
IneigiTsukuyomi
It's nothing. I wish I could reach through this screen and shake your hand.
VeinyFleshtTrumpet
I don't think it would fit.. I'm a lowly mobile user :(
IneigiTsukuyomi
As am I. iPod 5.
OldManOx
Where the hell are the damn warrant officers??
emptyfieldtown
Thank you! Was looking for those myself.
texOIFvet
Sure as he'll not in formation, ever
TeachHowDoesMakeWork
Flight school trying to find out how hella-choppers work. (At least for the Army)
nafalan
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/codegeass/images/6/62/Suzaku_Kururugi_3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111222082252 Found the Warrant Officer
MikeArclight
out back smoking, where else?
Cal1te
Wondering around somewhere terrifying the enlisted.
idpassr
Out.
mynamesbryson
Probably at home, or at the PX, or doing whatever the hell Warrant Officers do.
OhSnapsItsApac
They don't exist
SupaGrova
I see one everyday (I.E. My father).
BeerBatteredandBold
"leave"
Orktapus
probably off somewhere, not working?
SamArt53
At the O Club...
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
If you tell me they're around, you're lying.
FlatPlutoSociety
I mean, literally and physically. Where are they? Have you seen one around recently? I haven't.
pugglesworth
I don't know but their cover is on their desk so they must be around here somewhere...
blanketz
Said every Commander ever....
webb1
This only covers the ones who do some kind of work.
cobragrunt
In Hell planning their next raid.
CoopDH
"They dont exist in the Air Force." Said the sad airman
pugglesworth
that always confused me but one day I realized you're all pretty specialized with your MOS's so there's not really a need for them
CoopDH
There is. We are specialized, but when we have enlisted operators sitting next to officers doing the same job but different pay. Not cool
pugglesworth
yeah I would not be happy about that either
Suspicion
They are too busy doing their god damn jobs to make this list.
theactualdeadpool
Found the warrant officer.
bearaxle
Not in the Air Force
chavnutsmcchav
They are like Sasquatch. Rarely seen in the wild. I met one once and no one believes me. They all think I'm crazy but I know what I saw.
Patientrain
I was doing medical for a range and I saw 3 CWO5s. Thought I was hallucinating.
NickBlacksHumor
I saw one and it was in a ts location literally forgot how to greet him in the moment
suburbianart
I made it 11 years with 'if it's shiny say Sir'.
NickBlacksHumor
Well he did even give a shit was lost in his own head two ships passing in the night just muttered carry on and kept walking
TrialOrc
I ask myself that every day.
ConspicuousSpellingError
WOMAN.
thetonestarr
Knew of a CW3 who was out of state fishing one day, without telling anybody he was gonna do that. They're like unicorns, man.
SinbadtheSoldier
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
Haha on a 3 day pass they gave themselves
GiveMeYourDownSyndromeVotes
HA! GOT EEEMM
thebearthomas
I don't know what I'm doing differently but as an E-5, I've met and worked with at least 15 WOs.
TrialOrc
I'm subs and there aren't any sub CWOs...
Or10nSharkFin
What warrant officers?
YesThisIsPhteven
The magical "bridge" between officers and enlisted. They are they're own chain of command
catsoverbrats
"What warrant office" as in we only have like 7 in the military so they don't seem to exist.
Or10nSharkFin
Sorry, I know what a warrant officer is. I was making a joke.
YesThisIsPhteven
Ha, sorry. I miss read your comment as "what ARE warrant officers?"
Ilovegold
They are a myth among the enlisted, some say they show up once a month. Nobody's sure where they go or what they do.
justanotherpuma
TIL Cotton Eye Joe is a Warrant Officer.
LucasTigy
a senior chief in my office supposedly became a warrant officer. he was never seen again... except for that time i saw him at the nex
PerrinGoldeneyesStaves
I guess if you're a window-licking grunt
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
As a window-licking grunt, I haven't seen the battalion cw5 in the entirety of my time in my unit
PerrinGoldeneyesStaves
As a pog piece of shit, I work with two CW4s.
pugglesworth
what do grunt WOs even do? Like my CWO knows our systems and can do our job tactically and strategically 1/2
pugglesworth
but I am genuinely curious as to what their requirements/expectations are 2/2
Mewmus
i forgot about them
CaptaineObvious
Prefer it that way
RomeoSniper
Its OK, everyone does.
AsstRegMagician
I love how that's an accepted joke. The damn snipes of the military.
subbvrt
Oh but it's not a joke....
AsstRegMagician
Oh I know. I've met two in my 5 years. 2. And one was leaving at 0930 to play golf. Not shitting you