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ItsAlwaysSunnyOnPowderDays
This author had a very strange childhood
spartico
I need all of the adults.
organismalactivity
I'm not entirely sure what this book is promoting, but it's disturbing nonetheless.
IWriteBadThingsHappeningtoBrokenPeople
That dedication gave my soul existential indigestion.
cral
Reading this makes me uncomfortable. I may need a few adults
TheMattman1
benephon
as a Christian this is why I have sex... so I don't end up writing shit like this.
AndPerSeAndPerSeAnd
what. Just.... What.
hx50
Pretty sure there are multiple felonies described here...
nottheAdmiralAhkbar
kutku
I'm so uncomfortable right now.
greenhippy
I'm aroused.
lefthandedmoths
i feel like this is a sign of someone who was abused.
thismomentofjune
And it's saying a LOT when an Imgurian says they're uncomfortable...
TheEndOfTimeItself
Does not doing these make me a bad girl? great good okay. I'm a bad bad girl. Let's never speak of these things again.
myexpectationsaresuperlow
I think I've been made uncomfortable forever. I think that's what this book wanted and that's what it got.
MS91
http://pigroll.com/img/that_really_rustled_my_jimmies.jpg
CarolCruz
Do you need an adult?
copperflux
I do, desperately.
Ymgurian
You are not the only one. I've had enough Imgur for today.
roboduck337
I'm more comfortable talking about the situation in Ferguson than this.
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
Does that make you a prude when it comes to sex or open-minded when it comes to race relations?
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
You all act shocked and outraged, but I've read "Stay Class Imgur." Y'all some nasty motherfuckers.
PmMeYourFavDinosaur
Where can one read this?
ThugLifeIsTheOnlyLife
Lmao true dat!
BigUncleHeavy
I wanted to be outraged, but... when you're right, you're right.
hardboiledfrog
Yeah, but it wasn't published as a goddamn introduction to sex book (err... yet...).
TrijezniMujo
Imgur is like school in July, amirite!? I am not that nasty, I mean is a couple of violent crimes nasty?
tooomanysteves
Yeah, those are just as disturbing.
WarJesus420
..................Classy*
WarJesus420
.......................................................................sorry.
mojo420jojo
You must be Canadian.... sorry.
WarJesus420
Nope but maybe being in New York the Canadianess drifted down on a cold front..
IAmJacksRagingBileDuct
No need to apologize. I'm drunk. Spelling is hardly a strength at this point.
TheSadMummy
MRW im not sure if this is legit or not http://imgur.com/T7001IF
TheOneAndOnlyJimmyRustler
shit's fucked yo
quantumpacket
*She fucked, yo
hotxbuns
diditforbananas
This is the most appropriate thing about this damn post
AsBelowSoAbove
This fucking gets me every single time.
eromitlab
I... think I need to go pray.
beckadoomsday
Now we all need Jesus.
TexanTillDeath
PocahontasX
Well...![]()
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doyouevengeneratelift
So this is the author http://drkassorla.com/images/kassorlablue.jpg
beckadoomsday
burnthewitch.gif
EnnryIggins
Wearin' daddy's clothes...
CoeusDarksoul
ComicSansAlert
What. The Fuck.
Orruner
Sauce?
ComicSansAlert
Sorry friend, I have no idea.
NickRivieraMD
Looks like Dr. Irene had some issues to work out.
copperflux
Well you know, whatever twist her thimble, but maybe someone should of told her before they published this book...
flamingflamingo
Author of "Putting It All Together". More like putting it all inside of her...
PointlessMemes
I'm no psychiatrist buttt.....projection?
NickRivieraMD
butt projection?
CrabWallet
Doesn't sound like she does at all. She sounds pretty comfortable and open with all of it.
NickRivieraMD
That's one way to read it. Another way is that she's convincing herself it's all normal by writing a children's book about how normal it is
CrabWallet
How is it a children's book? High School kids should be at or near an adult reading level. In MD, we started sex ed in 4th grade.
NickRivieraMD
Did you read the text? It's a children's book.
CrabWallet
Claiming for a second time that "it's a children's book," isn't a response to the question, "how is it a children's book".
MlemMlem
randomtechguy142857
Filing this under 'wat'. For future use.
danswe1
No, waticant
TitanKyojin
Okay that's the best "wat" I've ever seen.
CyanoTheColourOfPanache
Ride on your daddy's foot? I mean I know that's not the worst part about this but why is that included as if it were a common experience
CyanoTheColourOfPanache
common maybe if your daddy is a fucking sasquatch, I dunno.
DaTwatWaffle
I feel like doing that was common. You'd see it on movies when kids are trying to keep dad at home. But sexual?! No way in HELL!
Kallisti5
My guess would be she means she'd sit on his knee and he'd bounce her, which is fairly common
Cupcakemaiden
My sister and I used to do this when we didnt want our dad to leave. Sit on his feet, and glom arms around shins. He would walk around.
Glumerlink
and you uh...got sexual pleasure from it?
Cupcakemaiden
No I was explaining as people seemed confused of logistics thank you.
subtlemrs
My sister and I did this too, as did my male cousins to their dad. There was nothing sexual for us about it - this lady is damaged goods, yo
idrinkcheapbeer
ummm...... this is a joke right? has to be a joke. the dog and his red thing are just too much over the top.
HavingABadDay
C'mon, guys, she's even an "internationally renowned psychologist" and... no, I still wish this was a joke.
NickelbackDidNothingWrong
"his strange furry tube"
Cheknya
One can hope
Bend3
When you're raised in an extremely "sheltered" environment, you may end up finding everything interesting since you have no experience with
Bend3
anything sexual or anatomy based even because that lifestyle tries to hide the world from you. hence, "what's that thing! red rocket!"
edwardelricsnipples
Red rocket!
chaosofslayer
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET
AwesomeTeddybear
"Beat me" to it
ParsleySage
In flight afternoon ... no, wait.
DrewTheStampede
ItsFilthyFrankMotherFucker
I still cringe at that episode
beartato
BUT WAIT THERES MORE: https://imgur.com/LNB87xR
nitwitblubberoddmentweak
dear god
HighwayToTheDangerZone
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/01/scared-and-horny.gif
meowkind
Welp my husband and I aren't getting busy tonight anymore. Thanks imgur!
mynameislurker
Thanks Imgur :(
notsocrazy24
what. the. FUCK!?
luckyflavor23
Uncomfortable forever
blueberrysprinkles
I need an adult. Preferably not this one or her dad..
luckyflavor23
Lmfao
epigirl08
This is so creepy.
chaoswolf1982
And now you know how furries get started. Well, that, and mid-to-late-90's cartoons.
kiwikiwi
Right? Those things were training kids to find anthropomorphized animals as attractive.
chaoswolf1982
as long as the view is that it's the human side that's more attractive than the animal side, there's not really a problem, though.
Grooseland
I think it's "consciousness/rationality" of the characters which seems to separate furries from bestiality fans (rationality being "human").
chaoswolf1982
Bingo. For example, if you think Lola Bunny is hot, it's because she's portrayed as a sexually-appealing female, not because she's a rabbit.
zwartblauw
Late 70's early 80's was a strange period, I know of a Dutch political party that advocated the legalization of child porn in '75, no shit.
chaoswolf1982
Well, back then, folks weren't as uptight about sex; it wasn't considered "child porn" unless it actually showed fucking, not just nudity.
chaoswolf1982
Thus, partly as a facet of the "naturism" movement, magazines depicting nudist colonies, showing adults and kids, were seen as no big deal.
wam3483
Ever hear of The Black Stork?http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Stork
youcanthandlemykamehameha
For reference
scabab
yo... this film was widely pirated in 1917 pre release. this is interesting information
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HannibalofCarthage
"Alright kids, did you do your homework over the weekend?"
RipplingPhantom
ok, curious here, what do they teach them?
notsocrazy24
Well when I was a kid, my parents told me about what a penis and a vagina are, and what they're for, and that the primary purpose would 1/?
notsocrazy24
here) that's that." After that my parents asked if I understood what was going on, I said yes, and we never really talked about it 4/5
notsocrazy24
penis, and a picture of a vagina. The penis goes inside the vagina for sex, and (insert technical biological description of conception 3/?)
notsocrazy24
be more important to me later. Then (at 12 or 13) they gave me a book about what sex is, basically it just said "here's a picture of a 2/?
notsocrazy24
again. Although my parents are pretty conservative Christians, I have no idea what he's talking about. 5/5
RipplingPhantom
pretty similar, except I never truly a talk, just kind got taught about our reproductive systems and birth control in class one day
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
Umm... no offense but umm... what you just said is MUCH more tame than what is in the post. What you said we ALL learned in sex ed.
notsocrazy24
That's why I have no idea what the other dude was talking about. Other dude was like "this is way tame for Christian sex ed" but I was 1/3
notsocrazy24
to illustrate that I don't know of any crazy Christian sex ed going on. 3/3
notsocrazy24
like "wait a second, I had very conservative Christian parents and my sex ed was really tame" so I relayed my story of my tame sex ed 2/3
cral
More of it from Reddit:
wheresthebaby
that is actually fucked.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
ermergerd
I need an adult. One that doesn't think she's a baby.
specvlvm
or one that goes down on one who thinks is a baby.
sharkbirdbitecaw
O_o
ExcitedPumpkin
maverickquasar
D:
CrabWallet
News flash: people are turned on by different things, most of them weird from the perspective of others.
cral
What turns you on? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CrabWallet
Brah, we're discovering new things, continuously. It's like the first days of the Hubble Telescope over here.
cral
Share it with us, we won't judge.
TheRealPepperStark
http://imgur.com/qbymeQZ
Pearl2001
I...I'm...umm...no words.
stephacat
Why did I read that
Quelquefois
HALP.
identicalWorlds
What the actual fuck.
Bent0916
That reads like sex while rolling. I assume she was adventurous in the 70s.
frickinheckdude
bruh............
GilbertGottfriedDoingAnImpressionOfBobcatGoldthwait
BRUH
ohshitausername
Umm... wat?
impoverishedWASP
Stained glass? Was she orgasming from remembering being a baby in church? What. The. Fuck.
myradeathray
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tasteslikechaos
DA...........FUCK!!!!!????
DoingMyKanyeBest
Holy jesus...I dont even know what to think....
quantumpacket
That is correct. Jesus is usually thought to be holy, and transcendental events are generally considered beyond our scope of understanding.
DoingMyKanyeBest
nonono....jesus. Not Jesus. jesus, my gardener.
quantumpacket
Oh! Hola! Lo siento, mi amigo jesus.
mordrul
50 Shades of Weird.
MikoTan
What in
ratherlargecookieofdoom
I need a therapist.
ShutUpImWorking
why do you need a rapist after reading this!?!?
ShutUpImWorking
waiiit... nvm...
MS91
http://pigroll.com/img/that_really_rustled_my_jimmies.jpg
Bend3
Seems like an odd roleplay thing. But to each their own i suppose.
jadedbelle21
This sounds like the syart of a hentai... broken English and everything. What the hell!?
flamingflamingo
The English doesn't seem broken to me.
JarlUlfricStormcloak
I kind of want to read this book just to figure out what the fuck is going on.
anglophilestymie
Agreed. This is great marketing.
dontgoundertheboardwalk
Already googled it. Not available in europe. Fuck.
snoresmczilla
...i think I'm good on this one. Yeah I think I'll just go ahead and skip this one time.
bullshit
I met that window once in rehab. To this day, I can't look at glass without cringing.
lindarclops
Umm...
Galhaar
I'm in one room with this book, a can of gas and a lighter, I'ma set myself on fire.
mysteryroach
jesus fucking christ
KatKusant
This lady is damaged.
Narushima
She seems to have more issues than Time Magazine.
NowuseamoredifferentS
clever
NERB11
I don't think she is damaged. She has a weird fedish. It's no weirder than any other fedish out there.
Frankinbeijing
I like damaged :)
cral
janedoestolemyidentity
Professor Umbridge got skinny. But this back story helps me understand she's such a bitch.
scabab
ah. damaged.
GalaxyHigh
NOT what I was expecting.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Skin damaged.
GrinchyM
Those tights with those heels? Damaged sounds about right.
PotatoHamer
She is a doctor
BinkyTheRabbit
or is it "doctor"
RyoukoSama
Needs*
icameheretoleavecommentsandnotreadreplies
After seeing A Dangerous Method, I just don't know what to think about all of that. I prefer not to, for now
UnspokenX
BlueEyedBaby
What in the actual f*ck did I just read...?
painterandagentleman
Fucking seriously though
BlueEyedBaby
lol okay, fuck :p
Pheolei
Those were my exact words
BlueEyedBaby
I don't think these are things "nice girls do"...
BinkyTheRabbit
you can say fuck, it's ok
wolfshades
Also okay: holy fucking shitballs that's fucked up. (Multiple fucks are not only okay but mandatory here)
ultimatejosh
Fuck
Armenore
Maybe they were trying to say fuck with the TV bleep effect? I've always wished I could do that, it's much more effective swearing.
ShowMeYourPenisOrTitsOrWhateverAnyNudeWillDoImNotPicky
I'm into pegging, furries, and cuckolding...And I still find that really unsettling.
BukkakeFan
You gotta try bukkake. You can even add bukkake to your current fetishes. Furry bukkake for example.
jasperiscool
Are you nuts? You have any idea how much a fursuit costs?
BukkakeFan
No. Or at least not until you made me google it just now. Furry bukkake is a rich person fetish it seems.
chaoswolf1982
"...stained glass window..."
Armenore
How can you say that, there are children on this website!
NickRivieraMD
http://imgur.com/F7wGXdf
hx50
"oh yeah just how I like it... say it again!"
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
ermergerd
NSFW: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1773909/thumbs/o-STAINED-GLASS-WINDOW-900.jpg?1
chaoswolf1982
omg, orgy.
quantumpacket
HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG ?
SweetBabyYeezus
Jesus christ that comment made me lose my shit
quantumpacket
DM;HO (doesn't matter, had orgasm)
ExistentialExceptionalism
The question mark made that. +1
OldSpice
What the fuck? I never did any of this. I just masturbated like a normal kid.
stevetehpirate
Don't lie.
farwall
You missed out on the strange furry tube? Aw, man.
BukkakeFan
I was doing it 10. Googling bukkake as soon as I got a 56K modem
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
Maybe the playing doctor...
blitherypoop
Me too...but I also made little clay people fuck each other.
blitherypoop
...and I was paranoid about my grandma finding them, so they all got clay clothes when I was done, just in case.
M0CKAS1N
that's because you weren't repressed
PsychedChicken
So very true....
vaginaengineer
I discovered masturbation on accident at like 12.
Bend3
It is from the point of view of someone in an environment where you're entirely sheltered, so no idea what to make of sexual things.
mycommentmeansyouredumb
Ahhh the first experience, mine was at the back of a classroom.
KateUptonsNipples
You didn't fuck your whole house?
lucyintheskywithdiamondsandbeer
I wanted to be friends with you bc Louis CK reference, but then you had me at your username. FRIENDS4EVAH.
KateUptonsNipples
Come and feast upon my teat of friendship
EddieDeanofNewYork
Louis CK?
KateUptonsNipples
nailed it
dirtydiapers
I dry humped my pillow when I was 4
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Same, which I feel is especially weird for a chick.
defaulted
I started early too. I had no idea what I was doing but it was nice.
BirdAndBearAndHareAndFish
Me too. I wonder why it is that some kids do so early. I wasn't in an overly sexualized household or anything.
edwardelricsnipples
I discovered masturbation at 13. I feel like I got to the party late
wronggengirl
18 here ... I beat you!!
Fahargo
So many people reporting 17+ in age. That's so late. It's confusing to me as a guy like. Do people just never learn about it?
E7018
I was fapping at 14... im a dude
flamingflamingo
I started at almost 17. I learned my sister started at like 6.
aelita
Am I the only one who doesn't like it or do it? Still, I am like the most pro-sexual-education and stuff among everyone I know.
suddenlyrelevant
Do you dislike it or are you just indifferent?
BirdAndBearAndHareAndFish
I was probably... 7 or 8 ish. I didn't know what it was , but... still.
ThatGermanGal
At that age I made my barbies fuck and sometimes played that I did it with Ken...But really just played, I didn'd start masturbating til 15
sgtpinky
7 for me too
TheForgottenMarauder
Same for me, I used the water running from the spigot in the bathtub haha
pawesomeopossum
You did.
NormalNorman
I tried fucking a toilet paper tube once. I was 10.
OrionsBell
I discovered it at 19....
Fahargo
That's so late
rookiebrookie
I didn't know about any of it until I was 20. I was 17 when I learned what an orgy was and 15 when I learned what sex really was.
Beeroclock94
I'm sorry.
Beeroclock94
18 :/
Fahargo
How do you discover masturbatong at 18? That's so late
duskargentum
My first masturbation was 12, but didn't do it actively until 13.
anglophilestymie
I never found what really worked for me until I was 20 or so. Course I'm also female...
bullshit
I was 8. Sorry for your loss.
Misora
I didn't till I was 18 and moved out. I used to put my dolls naked and in bed together but I didn't actually explore me until I moved out.
Thistles
I'm turning 27 in a week and I still can't orgasm. Being a girl sucks.
Paccc
Can I try helping you with that?
Thistles
I'm not falling for that one AGAIN!
georgiaonmamind
happened to me too, but at 19 and i still struggle with it
buttermyarse
24 and just learned to reach orgasm. It sounds shitty but relax, have fun and BUY A VIBRATOR. Also, porn. Lots of porn.
MissRenegadeRabbit
I'm 23 and finally found what works for me. Only took 10 years.
chaoswolf1982
My sympathies. It's unfortunate how the modern sex-ed system so often leads to women only discovering such pleasures later in life than men.
flamingflamingo
Excuse me? I discovered sexuality at almost 17 with a bf. It had never occurred to me before. Sex-ed had nothing to do with it.
chaoswolf1982
Speaking in general, not your specific case. I've heard of women in their late 40's who, because of bad education, still never had an orgasm
shank
I was 10. My friend taught me that humping a pillow felt good. She was a little weird but damn I'm grateful for that.
BallsHairy
Nice
abo0ody
She!?.... Girls hump pillows too?
shank
Uh, yeah. Yeah we do.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
Yep. Started doing that when I was way, way too young to understand what I was doing.
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georgiaonmamind
had sex at 17, figured out how to orgasm at 19 and still have trouble with it!
flamingflamingo
It's not okay to have sex at 13... o_o...
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SpicedNipples
well even if you did want to you were under the age of consent so you didn't want to
Apoazohr
13 is late?
tasteslikechaos
For males yes. For females about average, however everyone is different
trashbaby2k14
I accidentally stumbled upon it at 9, didn't really get what the hell i was doing until like 12 though. Female.
HiMyNameIsChubbzzBecauseIamChubby
i started when i was 5 hue
caralily
Females hit puberty earlier than males though... I know I discovered it practically as soon as I hit puberty at 9. (Female).
tasteslikechaos
It is not connected to puberty. Exploration of the body starts very early 5 or 6, if it feels good kids will do it. Its not till later it
xiaodown
Jesus. I am male and didn't discover it until 15.
ThatGermanGal
Female here. Me neither.
tasteslikechaos
6 or 7 here. Like I said everyone is different
mycrazylife5891
Female here, I was 7. I later learned/realized what happened to me was "molestation". So I guess I'm not the "norm" either.