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Mar 27, 2017 4:48 PM
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butdontcallmeshirley
Safe to say that that piece of shit IS a tumah
Akary49601
Logical argument vs emotional argument. Emotional argument wins every time.
Dramacian
He's not back, he never left.
fancywindow
Troll was looking for attention, Arnold gave it to him.
DukeOfChutney608
coronalmassejection
"factually and eloquently" served..
Luxvero
in the end both just wanted attention, and its probably not even arnold who wrote that
Luxvero
nothing factual about that bunch of assumptions regarding a stranger, not to mention personal attacks instead of counter argument
NICEREST2EvenNicer
*terminated
imgurianitarian
True but I also read it in his voice
Memongo808
Fucks the maid in celebration.
apaeter
I cannot express how much I loathe this whole "brutally destroyed" business. I mean, I don't wanna go on a rant here... ... but ffs.
InternetCartographer
Yeah, branding the guy a "troll", "brutally destroyed", this is none of that. Arnold tries to help another human being better themselves.
TwistMyNipples
Or he just wants to be seen as a good guy in the public eye, I don't believe it though.
Lulabel73
Fun fact: his ex mother in law was the founder of the Special Olympics https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Olympics
sterken
That is a fun fact!
darsfog
Hmm... I guess I never knew she was a Kennedy.
Paintmanusa
Um, Kennedy's electro shock their retarded offspring. Rose was not a peach.
imadeulook
TigerSauce
"performance enhancer"
YodasLeftEar
"numero uno"
XeArg
"numbah wan"
trashpanda88
No excuse me while I fuck my maid in the choppa.
lafire67
doublebounce
Poll: did Arnold write that?
MFfromHell
No, I don't think so.
cnash85
Later he turns up at the troll's house. "You know when I said that this was a teachable moment? I lied."
ZesprasTheDeadAngel
HOLY SHIT , this made me guffaw so loud. Literally crying lol. Thank you for the daily laugh.
willjongill
I read that in his voice and guffawed uproariously.
mroranges
Y-yeah that's right Matrix! You did say that!
yourpalBuddyChrist
+1 for commando
agumonkey
I am back
strawberrycocoa
"No one will ever remember you" would have been a better Apprentice failure line than "You're terminated".
somanyfeels21
it really would have. I can picture it in his accent, and unlike a campy overused film line, it is authentically devasting to contestants.
AluminiumFalcon
He doesn't even know that guy, he's just making assumptions.
OzmaAsimov
This is why using "retarded" as a pejorative is so messed up. It equates someone or something terrible to some pretty amazing people.
yak3ftw
Just decelerated.
LegendOfRon
JaxTCo
"No one will remember you" Jesus that line
beardyfaceguy
Yeah, that stings the heart and soul.
Sigberd
It's just because the name is blurred...
LosPer
Tylvian
all internet trolls?
Drunkennjedi
that was a lame response
bloatedplutocrat
I would've preferred "I'm going to ram my fist into your stomach and break your god damn spine GAHHH!" but this is just as good.
CraicFiend87
"......I'll take a pepperoni, and punch it through your head."
Tehadam
Let off some steam Bennett.
Starbolt81
Oh man, i need a laugh today, thanks bro :)
YouKnowThatRandomGuyWhoLikesVikingsNamedBerzerkerlord
I read this in Terrorisers voice.
ComicUpgrade
Same
DidItForScience
"I am going to break your spine like a flimsy twig and use it to clean dog poop from my shoe. IT'S NOT A TUUUUUUUMAHHHHHH!!!"
foll0
This obscure and wonderful quote is the reason I cherish this community. Thank you for the laugh.
Grdax
This was even better.
DrLeek
Read it in his voice and it's even better.
effigyoma
Running Man for the win
shuttlecockinakumquat
Great story/movie. Shame Hunger Games ripped it off.
effigyoma
It's weird to think an action star like Arnold actually has several "good" movies to his name, like Running Man
TheStorytellerComic
"I hope you saved room for my fist...because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!!!"
shuttlecockinakumquat
Used to be in a gaming clan with an Hungarian guy who sounded just like Arnold. This was his (and our) favorite line to say in Ventrilo.
TheStorytellerComic
DYLAN!!!! You son of a bitch!!!!!!! (gratuitous arm flex)
macdaddy961
And break your goddamn spine
HurkWurk
points for proper use of 'teachable moment'
iSoulend
I read teachable comment at first
Dyslexicglove
The best part of this comment is the irony as he never him teaches anything, and just insults him. He could have insulted AND taught him...
HurkWurk
so you dont get it. thats ok, not everyone will. he did teach him, he did not insult him. one day you will see the difference
Dyslexicglove
He said evil, stupid, ignorant, etc. But he didnt explain how important and irreplaceable the SPOs are. If im missing it please explain what
HurkWurk
the person making the comment already knew... he chose the moment to hurl a disparaging joke instead of a "feel good comment".
Dyslexicglove
Also, I know I asked already, but you didnt say, and you seem to see something I dont. in what way is arlnold teaching him?
Dyslexicglove
Is it obvious he knew? or is that just an assumption people are making because he is a shit person who said something shit?
Selisesq
The best kind of teachable moment, as others can learn from it just as much as the subject.
YodasLeftEar
yea no. if the internet is anything like yesterday, the person is getting deathtreaths probably by the millions
BennyAndTheJetstream
What happened yesterday?
YodasLeftEar
it was like this thing, man....
theonedudeoverthere
MajorPubes
JasonThorn
The Commando with a different kind of machinegun that never needs reloading.
HD226868
He didn't destroy anyone. Instead of explaining WHY we have special olympics, all he did was call the guy names. Lost a lot of respect.
vauhtihirmu
Also, Olympics don't exist so that the best athletes around the world could determine who's the best. They exist so that countries would (1)
vauhtihirmu
peacefully come together in a spirit of friendliness and healthy sportsmanship so we wouldn't be at each other's throats as much. (2/2)
BubblesTheMagicCat
Why couldn't he have been the celebrity that got elected president lol
seemetrollinh8in
After Trump bitched about him on apprentice, Arnold offered to trade jobs with him. Wish Trump took the deal, it was the best deal.
Aelinan
We are still waiting on that Amendment from Demolition Man
AwesomeName
That troll:
whyisitsohardtochoseafuckingusername
Good
SephiRothIRA
It's blurred out but I think it's Donald Trump
BrosephStalin2501
Sad!
Bo0zLe
Wrong!
lseenippIe
China!
Coykoi23518
In reality his troll comment is now extremely well known and his original objective was met.
VonEich
Well not really, I have no idea who he is.
hadoeken
I wish Arnold were right but the sad, pitiful troll got elected President and "Cash me ousside" girl got a reality show
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
He never leaves His parents basement
smallskillerofhambino
We'd like to think so, but I doubt it.
soopersloth21
Arnold is one of those guys id love to meet.
Katateochi
I'd like to challenge him to an arm wrestle, just to see if I'd break the sound barrier as I fly across the room.
IWasInThePool
I've met him. Can confirm.
ZachNanamus
I'm sure he'd love to MEAT you
RoutemasterFlash
Now I'm imagining McBain saying "Pleased to MEAT you", before decapitating someone with a whole ham.
Cadifohuli
People don't realize but he's actually a really smart guy.
agumonkey
bodybuilding has a bad image, and his action debuts too. But he's way more than that. He's the reason behind Total Recall. 1/n
agumonkey
The making of shows a very friendly guy who gives laugh to everybody. 2/n
agumonkey
talking of his bodybuilding days, his words were like mine when I speak about maths or music. perservence, introspection, sensitiveness 3/n
agumonkey
Since I don't see him as "muscle action movie star" anymore
Animorphs
All that he accomplished, in another country that speaks another language than his native one.
RoutemasterFlash
I heard he's fluent in both German *and* Austrian.
thisisthefirstoneitried
of all of his muscles, his brain is one of them!
ArcaneConjecture
If we'd fixed our Constitution, he'd be President now instead of Trump. Wouldn't that be so much better?
TomSellecksMoustacheComb
That always bugged me. Like congrats on work really hard for 10+ years to become a full citizen, but haha jk you can never be president lol.
corneliusgansevoort
Mark my words, he'll run for president someday.
Cadifohuli
He would have already except he wasn't born the in the united States
corneliusgansevoort
Yeah right, where's the Birth Certificate showing he's not a citizen. I demand to see it! /s
imooforyou
Owns quite a bit of Santa Monica. Makes a ton off it and its just a hobby it seems. Very smart guy.
vauhtihirmu
I find it odd that imgurians often seem to define smartness by how much a person owns or how rich they are.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Is that sort of the "muscle beach" area? I guess Arnold used to spend a lot of time there, he probably has history and good memories of it.
imooforyou
Not sure on Muscle Beach, but I went to a few restaurants he owns in Santa Monica, they were all quite good. Great customer service.
SadMadmartigan
I think when Arnold was around Muscle Beach already moved to Venice.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Yes, that does sound right. Is Santa Monica one of those more "seedy" places that has been gentrified and gotten expensive?
SadMadmartigan
Don't know how it used to be in the 30s but it wasn't really expensive even as late as the 80s
Tunisia
He was a millionaire long before he was an actor, ran his own gym supplies company.
RoutemasterFlash
I thought he ran a whole chain of gyms?
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Actually he had a masonry company first, and used that money to buy property. He's a smart ass dude.
Northerner26
i agree, a very smart man and rich long before acting. amassed lots of real estate, businesses, actor, married a Kennedy, Governor, etc...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
He clearly uses his own product. You don't use your own product.
funnystoryaboutthat
So what you're saying is that you don't eat fajitas?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
That's different, I make slaves do it.
AtmaWepn
But Fajita!
Alphatronx3
The dude was California's governor. I think he has some brains, even with all that muscle. I love the guy!
darsfog
The brain is a muscle, he is covered in brains!
sweetnaivety
As a Californian, I would have voted for our Governator as president over Trump or Hillary any day!
Durzaka
Pretty sure if he was a natural citizen he would have run for President a while ago (and had a good chance to win).
sweetnaivety
I know, it's too bad. =(
doyouevenrobot
Daily reminder that Demolition Man is a prophesy.
FindusSomKatten
wasn't ted a canadian?
BavarianGuy
he lied about it so he could run. hence "Lyin' Ted" don't you watch the same "news" as Trump?