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Blood Debts (1985)
You don’t need context. Nobody needs context. Even the names in the credits are amazing.
Feb 21, 2024 6:08 AM
ridureyu
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648
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Blood Debts (1985)
You don’t need context. Nobody needs context. Even the names in the credits are amazing.
kojenk
thatwastooclose
littlecoatfatguy
This is some “Hard Ticket To Hawaii” bullshit right here and I love it.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
Sargonas
Man those credts.... there is a LOT of "yeah I'll do your movie for you to help out, but for the love of god lets not use my real name" energy to it.
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
Rapist
Betterbecauseofthem
I really appreciate the ending of Sightseers
Bigbadtacomuncher
SamuthNBS
"Hey, let's give him a slider so his backup gun can slide right in to his hand." "Great idea! How does it work?" "Well he picks up the gun with his other hand and slides it along his arm in to his hand". "Er..."
yn44367
quietwalker
Hah. Mark, the bazooka killer? Hilarious and awful, even for 1985.
Waxilliam
the 80's were a whimsical time for movies
MinistryOfSillyTalks
Oh that looks messy. They're gonna need a garbage day.
FukcTedCruz
lovehandlesmessiah
Where's Big McLarge Huge?
RichardPicture
Hanging out with Slab Squat THrust
Smugtaint
Is that a potato gun?
Lugh314159
…when you blew the budget on explosions and the producers order you to wrap before you’ve finished shooting.
stephenmayhem
Wow, spoilers.
AceP40
Mark was married to Mark's Wife, makes sense
idiotet
This is borderline experimental
straha242
There's a Best of the Worst episode with it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NTaoheLMvM
KilliK69
AIIIIIIIIDDDDSSS!
litelbrown
More films should end right as the antagonist is exploded.
ChareAndFlaff
Really would've cut down on the runtime of Return of the King.
Cabreza
HAD to read the Wiki. Mark basically does a Punisher but then his still alive wife makes him stop. The evil (but maybe good?) guy he blew up liked that Mark made the streets safer, however, so he kidnapped the wife to blackmail Mark to keep killing. Mark, of course, immediately killed the evil (good?) guy and his henchmen.
kojenk
Not actually good. Was using him for his own means
TwentyEightCharacterUsername
Done right, this could honestly be kind of an interesting premise.
Vogerl
MARK'S WIFE!
arrogantengineer
Dick Israel
fendeele
nominated but didn't win
Srcsqwrn
True
YourAuntThatGrabsYourAssWhenDrunk
Don't mind if I... Do?
smegheadenergy
Damn that’s Nostradamus level prophecy
TK421isAFK
Nah, Truman knew in 1947.
fightfightfightlosewinfight
he is not a rapist, he played a rapist.
kickmyballsrealhard
The Rapist
TheNamiKage
Brock Turner!
MrKnowItAll1903
What kind of therapist?
ItsCaptain0bvious
Psycho, The Rapist
somethingsomethingwittyhere
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhmhM-BO2HY
WhiskyBravo
Was that a t-shirt cannon?
hohohoooo
WhiskyBravo
Top Secret is awesome. I haven't seen it since I was a kid, I need to check it out again
Deadpool854
Omnislash9
It took the surgeons two hours to get the smile off his face
Billis75
The way this guy died in Goldeneye makes so much sense.
OldPenguinDoug
Please tell me that Mystery Science Theater 3000 has gotten ahold of this
Rhinta
It doesn't seem to be but they have a TON of movies that they've done post MST3K. https://www.rifftrax.com
KilliK69
they also have a twitch channel where they stream the movies.
P0oPfAce
His right shoulder was shot but he can't move his left arm?
ftzo
His injury was on screen right, and remained on screen right. I don't see the problem.
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Well its to the shooters right
LetheTheArtificer
I dunno how far your hands and wrists bend but my left one can't reach down and bring something up on a rail like that on its own side.
RichardPicture
the magic of cinema!
SquidBait
Good catch. This scene was totally believable until you mentioned that.
MadamPuddifoot
Omg I'm so high I got the giggles bad lol
P0oPfAce
I like how the other guy was trying to save bullets by not repeatedly shooting him until he's dead.
ziph3326
Well he was required to take his time by the “Villainous Rules of Engagement!”
cryborg
tveye82
Where’s it from?
peterbozeman
He bought it from Easy Andy for $125.
cryborg
Taxi Driver (1976). BTW it's free on Tubi in the U.S. now. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075314/
QuigleyDownUnder
I have a sudden urge to impress Jodie Foster
tveye82
Thank you
zzxcvb
Fun fact: This movie lead to the assassination attempt on Reagan. Hinckley identified with Travis Bickle(De Niro) and became obsessed with Iris Steensma(Jodie Foster). He eventually started stalking Foster, and attempted to assassinate Reagan to raise his status to impress Foster (who was a minor at the time). He actually liked Reagan & told his parents Reagan was the positive change America needed.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
So, what's his Tumblr handle?
cryborg
YouTube https://youtube.com/@johnhinckley6860
zzxcvb
Yep that's actually him. He was released in 2022. He's also on spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/1SFuE9YchB2mp6NkLTGfF4
haki23
"...told his parents Reagan was the positive change America needed."
HInckley was truly insane
vcgetdown
He was the change America needed and yet he planned to kill him to get a girl to like him lol
AwwWrecker
Truly the American dream
haki23
Imagine how scary it would be if that actually worked in real life. It would be the Purge before every Prom and school dance, let alone singles night at public venues