soosaisteven
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hardworking is important.........
Not referring to masturbathing....!
Oct 26, 2016 11:06 AM
soosaisteven
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Not referring to masturbathing....!
pomax
No, really: "Not everybody is".
KavaKola
Um, doctors work with their hands.........bad example.
artemis100
i prefer masturshowering
AdamGenesis
You could earn up to $35,000 a week just by stuffing envelopes. Ask me how.
drummist
My daughters can fix cars (mechanical & body work), do woodwork, Spackle and paint walls. They're 10 & 7.
Wellshiet
Well, you know, certainly not everyone who "works with hands" builds cool stuff. Most do the usual boring work like plumbers etc.
AliBarber
What a fucking horrible way to word the first sentence. 'Everybody can't put sentences together'
thefuzziestofbutts
My grandfather made custom handcarved frames when he was alive. This picture made me think of him.
SSlack
I love celtic patterns they're always so lacey and cool with all kinds of mythical stuff on em. Love it.
cattingtons
Masturbathing involves the shower head on pulse
watchmeruboneout
I'm relevant~
EnergyFiend
I'm a lawyer and help build big art for Burning Man in my spare time. We had a doctor on our art crew this year also.
AppleCedar
I'm going to be a lawyer but I also build neat stuff sometimes?
LvAllen
Lawyering is stressful. Building stuff relieves the stress.
Bojovnik84
It's about the money. Work real hard all day with your hands and make 60k. Sit around an office telling people their fat and make 200k.
fluffy4000
That guy is very much the exception also
TheSandwichMaker42
That is truly beautiful work.
engine76
As a lawyer, I can highly recommend that it's more worthwhile to do something else. Anything else.
JessVette
Me too all my time is spent working on deadlines.
SaintsRoDah
I want to master bathing with only my hands!
itsAone
I think America is build on the idea everyone who makes living with their hands and hard work is lower class. Very healthy mentality
SomeCrazyNerd
Well to be fair the idea is that anyone can do physical work just excercise. But leading a company is a lot of difficult responsibility.
alchemywill
You too can work your hands to the bone for $13/hr. and be told a raise in minimum wage would tank the economy.
muricaman1
Lol I work with my hands and I make $25.34/hr , I'm a homeowner, happily married and 24yo
FicklePickle13
I don't think even San Francisco or New York has minimum wage as high as $13.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Tradesmen like millwrights and heavy duty mechanics easily exceed six figures/year..
WhatzitTooya
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Millwright/Hourly_Rate "easily" seems to be a bit of a stretch.
carlitosmatute
Ikigai: "a reason for being" in japanese culture
7snowmen
You must like it enough to fulfill your talent so you get good enough at it to reserve being paid for it. That's what the world needs.
7snowmen
*deserve
Firstruleofusernames
this image gives me sad butterflies.
garfieldcfc
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kidswat
Lawyers and doctors use their hands
Pulseless
Just a med student but I wish we didn't have to sometimes. Like when my OBGYN attending made me perform all of his pap smears..
NamesAreStupid
Lol
zubenelgenubi
Masturbathing is nasty, who the fuck wants jizz floating in their bath water?
Dramacian
Fish fuck in the water and people still go swimming in the sea. Have you ever seen urchin's reproduction technique ?
CmdrSamVimes
Good for the skin bro!
stayawhilestayforever
I just threw up a little in my mouth
CmdrSamVimes
don't get it in the bath water - the bits float and get stuck in your hair!
oAbaddonsLegion
Can I be a lawyer AND work with my hands? I have a BA in Paralegal Studies, but I love woodcarving in my spare time.
Zahnradfee
You're a Marxist! Shame on you! ... "In communist society, where nobody has one exclusive sphere of activity but each can become accom- >
Zahnradfee
plished in any branch he wishes, society regulates the general production and thus makes it possible for me to do one thing today and >
Zahnradfee
another tomorrow, to hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening, criticise after dinner, just as I have a mind,>
Zahnradfee
without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, herdsman or critic." - Karl Marx, "German Ideology", 1845
TheodoreWitchfucker
Of course not. It has to be one or the other. Or in my case, neither.
LvAllen
I use woodworking as a way to de-stress from being a lawyer.
slyvic
I just hope it can earn them money to survive. I work with my hands as a watchmaker, my wife is an artist, and it's hard to get by.
sinanovski
Just had an Omikron watch from 1950s repaired and brought back to life. I appreciate you guys.
hendersa
+1, Hooray for horologists!
fitlex
This is the stuff that people work all their life so they can retire and do. Reminds me of the fisherman and the businessman story.
kaynewesticle
What's the story?
fitlex
A rich businessman is on holiday on a greek island or whatever and lectures a fisherman about how he could grow a huge fishing business 1/2
fitlex
So one day he might be rich enough to retire and live his days as... a simple fisherman which he already is
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
the part of the story i didn't like is where the fisherman dies anyway, because he didn't have the money to see a doctor
BrianDeBrain
Hey, people make good money masturbating on cam.
HotdogBronson
And then make little goo-bears to sell. Waste not want not.
madamehatter
Unfortunately, the masterbathers are still wildly underpaid
wardenclyfe
Beating /a/Yrbf4
LoTRFanatic42
Step 1: Be hot
watchmeruboneout
I'm relevant~
Cantthinkofausernamesorry
Or into a vial.
zerothoughtgiven
They are not using bananas for scale. Some might... most are not.
Dinnerbird
I upvoted this to 1,337 points. My life is complete.
taratinoneedstocastkeanureeves
Wait!? I can get paid to masturbate on camera?! That guy told me it was for a weekly project!
SirSmurfalot
Yeah but the wage gap is a real struggle.
iamstormtroll
Then that is probably considered as rape.
SirSmurfalot
What? Pointing out there are jobs were women make way more money?
adrizen
Like Ashe Maree? She's the only one I can think of
GeneralBullshit
What about... Forgot their name. Dot for later.
dentista320
yeah.. dot.
theurlfieldmustbelessthan63characterslongbitch
model here...80% make around $18 an hour (based off 40 hr wrk wk) tho if you make less, its not enough for bills, top 10% are insane wealthy
ElbowDeepInGod
Depends on what you like
AawesomeAardvaark
He said 'masterbathing'
degenerator
yeah, briandebrain, you perv! He said masturbathing, which is the most hygienic form of masturbating.
veryscare
Washing up like a true artisan.
StunnedGoofy
TurtBurglar
Squidlicker47
Is it possible to be a filthy masturbather?
TurtBurglar
These are the important questions.
EscarFrazzle
When I was young I wanted to be a diesel mechanic and my uncle told me don't turn your hobby in to your profession. Best advice I've 1/3
stealthycoin
Good advice in general. My hobby was programming and I'm glad that's what I do for work. So it's not always true. Depends on the hobby!
EscarFrazzle
I've always wanted to try my hand at programming. I'm about as far as you can go with electronics without getting in to microcontrollers.
stealthycoin
I love it because I can go into almost any field and work on almost anything alongside teams doing again... almost anything. Very fun.
EscarFrazzle
Awesome stuff. What code do you use most? And what others do you know. My guess would be C++ and or Basic.
stealthycoin
I use Python at my current job. As for overall code base I think C/C++/Java is tied for most used, with Java/Python being fastest growing.
EscarFrazzle
got. I'm setting here replacing my timing belt and a plastic clip on the cover was giving me a hard time and I thought if this was a 2/3
EscarFrazzle
customers vehicle I'd have to give a shit. Luckily I don't and 1 out of 7 clips being broke sounds like a good deal. Problem solved lol. 3/3
sam1tahsin
What do you actually do?
EscarFrazzle
Truck driver. I did two semesters of electrical engineering, but dropped out after I realized I had learned in two months as a hobby 1/2
EscarFrazzle
what took them two semesters of that class. If I want a degree in that I could always self teach myself and then just pay the $75~ per 2/3
cyz0r
I work at a dealership and seeing the techs hate their job is sad. Doing something everyday for 15+ years can become tedious.
EscarFrazzle
Doing anything for that long can become tedious.Find something you can tolerate or love(hopefully) and on your off time worry about yourself
Robvp
I love tinkering with stuff, but when I tried to fix stuff for money I ended up stressed and decided I will mess with my things only
elninjapenguin
I got the same advice. I'm so glad I took it. The downside is I don't have enough time for all my hobbies, upside, I am not bored with 1/2
elninjapenguin
any of my hobbies, make more (questionably), and have benefits. All of these would be hard considering the specific hobbies.
TremendouslyBestWords
No, this is wrong. Some people *are* doctors and lawyers. You mean "not everybody is a doctor or lawyer" not "everybody isn't".
kakum31
It's not incorrect as much as it is less common. Literally speaking, "not everyone is ____" is also incorrect. They're both idioms.
SecretCatPolicy
But one is common, and the other is not. Tyranny of the majority, friend. It might not be wrong, but it looks and feels wrong.
UmaroXP
I've seen this post in several forms, and no one ever bothers to correct the grammar.
TheeRealDuke
My thanks as well.
Ladymeowsalot
Found the lawyer.
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
Hi, doctor here... juuust checking in.
n0n53n53
Everybody isn't passed highschool Englis
dogenuggets
It's like something from an IQ test.
jonsnuuuuuu
You must be fun at parties
ChronologicalMyopia
Found da Inglish Mager 100j en dett.
Maraun
I'm a tradesman. Too many of my peers think articulating their thoughts well is unnecessary.
racl101
The lesson then becomes: we can't all be lawyers and doctors but we should all learn some proper grammar.
findlesticks
Thank you, I eat looking for this comment!
findlesticks
Was looking* ducking autocorrect
MyCPUisaNeuralNetProcessor
timberdoodle5
Not everybody is an English major...
johnsza
I ARE An Enjuneer. I, math guud.
NOINOON
I'm fairly sure that shit is taught a bit earlier...
lonelyorange
"Everybody isn't and English major..." *
lonelyorange
Fuck it. an*
SergeantTerryJeffords
I'm a mechanical engineering major and this was bothering me, so shut up
MexicanConcentrationCamp
Not everybody isn't a mecha engine though.
Beelsebooob
This isn't English, it's maths. ∀x.person(x)⇒¬(doctor(x) ∨ lawyer(x)) vs ¬(∀x.person(x)⇒(doctor(x) ∨ lawyer(x)))
Grrrg
math*
Beelsebooob
English (Traditional): Maths; English (Simplified): Math.
Grrrg
gotta learn all about them mathsematic
japh
Not everybody is a boolean algebra.
PurpWizard
lol'd
TremendouslyBestWords
I'm glad you said this so I didn't have to nerd out any further.
WeKillTheLaderlappen
As a doctor lawyer I approve of this comment.
FicklePickle13
Sorry, a juris doctorate doesn't net you the social use of the title 'Doctor'. Not sure why, non-law school doctorates get that.
ManHasNoUsername
This is the saddest thing I encounter on a daily basis. In 3 years I will have a "doctor" degree, but not be a doctor...
WeKillTheLaderlappen
Yay for being British?
disinfectantrum
Are you a doctor that only treats lawyers or are you a lawyer that only represents doctors?
WeKillTheLaderlappen
Both at the same time?
disinfectantrum
Holy fuck this guys good
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
You're nto a real American if you're not 100k in debt.
MisterSunny
Its the economy stupid
bezuer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhHumAiE47A
Srslythoguys
Oh crap, I need to borrow 20k.
Kingbruddah
ahhh a country full of oblivious slaves
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
I was about to protest, then I remembered my mortgage...
vDorothyv
I was about to protest but I just got my mortgage preapproval letter, time for house hunting
Troygbiv
97k here, so darn close!
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
18yo and 15k in the bank with no debt.. then again I'm not american.
astrakko
My first career year cost me 2000€
rainerclouds
Doctor here. Double that figure.
123angelsandairwaves123
Doctor I know is in the hole 250k...but give him 10 years and he'll be sitting pretty
theacp127
One of my cousins became a Dr and had $350k in debt, but got a great job and paid it off.
LightHousesRuleIII
Recent college grad, can confirm. (Engineer )
TheUsernameGothamNeeds
Recent engineer grad. Got paid to go to Alabama for just having a 32 on the act, you chose wrong.
mayurisan93
Hey, quick question. Why do people in school studying engineering call themselves engineers? Do all of them already have jobs?
LightHousesRuleIII
Most spend multiple years as an intern and have landed a full time job in the fall of their last year. At least that's how it worked at NDSU
mayurisan93
Well knowing alot of them, in like 2nd year not even finished with pre reqs. Calling themselves engineers because that's what they chose 2
mayurisan93
As a major. Idk maybe it's me ranting but you don't hear people in school to become a doctor calling themselves a doctor
TheUsernameGothamNeeds
Because they're pretentious douches. Source: I did engineering.
mayurisan93
I learned that real quick lol.
thundercactus
Canadian here, $350k in debt. Not really a big deal tho.
123angelsandairwaves123
From what? Not higher education?!
thundercactus
From a house, but debt is debt. A doctor will have more capacity to pay off a loan than I will in 10 years =)
Troygbiv
Real estate!
ProfessorJoeCarroll
Just started college as an English major, I'll be there in no time.
Harvestkitten
I was an English major. Followed my dreams right into an accounting position.
ProfessorJoeCarroll
Beautiful how dreams work out isn't it?
takeoffyourvestyoulooklikealaddin
English degree here...I had planned on law school, then realized I'd rather die. I'm an exec asst at a financial firm. Love it.
123angelsandairwaves123
Try a fine arts major like my brother....oh and he went to a 4yr private college too....
Durbs12
Protip to not-OP: a technical degree in an english field is better than an english degree in a technical field.
spliffandskateboarding
Can I get a grande americano no room for cream?
ProfessorJoeCarroll
Sorry, we're all out, but I'll gladly brew you a fresh pot of gofuckyourself. It's on the house.
spliffandskateboarding
Just a little salty
Canisiel
What does one do with a degree in English? Go around the internet correcting people's grammar?
ProfessorJoeCarroll
Not me personally. You see, I'm in creative writing, so that would be the editor's job
takeoffyourvestyoulooklikealaddin
Well, yes, but I also correct people's grammar in real life!
kakum31
What if I told you that you can build cool stuff with your hands AND be 100 in debt? You can have it all.
Elroydb
AND those debts can actually be discharged in bankruptcy court. Or upon death
ferdturguson
My wife's cousin did just that. He got a masters in psychiatry, but spends his days making benches to sell at swap meets.
Beegeezee505
But wait! There's more!
IAintCheatin
Please go on sir
mirrorz
Just making sure you're not my brother. He hasn't paid taxes in almost 20 years either.
PaprikaSix
Robert "Ronald" Trump, is that you?
Genotex
But... how? Where I live he'd have been arrested a couple of times in that time span.
mirrorz
He makes expensive art pieces and sells them. Deals in cash or barters. Never reports anything.
Genotex
Oh. So he's just one of those people.
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
What's crazy is the median net worth of Americans is around $44k. College is still the best way to end up on the right side of that.
ballpeenX
http://money.cnn.com/2014/06/11/news/economy/middle-class-wealth/
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
yup
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
You mean annual net income?
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
According to CNN & Wikipedia, median net worth is $45k per adult, about $85k per family. I know, similar to income #s as well
LvAllen
Sounds about right. Lots of folks with no real estate, or with unpaid off real estate.
pelusita35
I was researching master's degrees. It said median income would be in the 30k range. The degree cost 45k.
popau
What if I told you that the average amount of college debt kids take in the US is 30k?
Dirtyeel
Right? The University of Minnesota is like 14k a year. Unless you're from out of state.
PeacockFeathers
68K over here
sinbios
Are you including the kids who didn't even go to college in your average?
FicklePickle13
I think when they look at average amount of college debt they only look at folks who actually have college debt. Figuring in folks without 1
FicklePickle13
any would make it 'average debt from student loans', not 'average student loan debt'. Yes those mean completely different things. 2/2
outdoorsman
I had 2x that and I went to a d2 school
Dirtyeel
Did you go out of state? Or was it private?
outdoorsman
In state, public, white male, middle class, B average, never received any of the hundred or so scholarships I applied for.
Dirtyeel
Dang, what state?