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thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
Bernie has passed the threshold of death, he's immortal.
JifLover
All these Trump should die threads are insanely distasteful. Downvote me if you want but it has to be said.
supraman2turbo
See thats the problem with liberals they arent crazy and gun toting, if so they would have shot him by now
FizzleWizzle
Bernie will get assassinated by high blood pressure
CaptainShadow
Trump can't die from cancer, because HE IS cancer.
dustydiablo
Just because he's a jerk doesn't mean he needs to die
Sitraka
Bernie Sanders have more chances to die :/
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
He doesn't look like 69 though.
CMcAwesomeville
Why are all these old people running for president? If I reach that age, I just want to chill...
usernamesarescary
Wishing death on someone makes you worse than Donald Trump.
heathersyren
Super liberal and not wishing death upon him. I wish him to be forgotten while howling into the wind, desperate for a drop of attention.
saynt614
So is imgur pro Hillary Clinton or something? Isn't Trump the lesser of two evils?
ManOfIce
That's terrible.
IrashiHeart
Yeah I was gonna say the same thing, didn't wanna look like the over sensitive asshole but to wish cancer on someone is pretty fucking dark.
ProfWhiskersEsq
HIS FUKING BIRTHDAY IS NOT JUNE 14! THATS MY FUKING BIRTHDAY. GOD. DAMN. HIM.
woogawooga
Which million others far worst have had.
Sonofshade
Wouldn't work cause he isn't an amazing person.
Nadodan
Dude Hillary Clintons 68?
JoeBudget
She turns 69 in October. Right before the election!
Maximumerhamster
Not sure about that, his death at this point would make him a martyr in his supporter's eyes.
bgibson72
Hey Imgur, let's elect a president that will be dead or shitting his pants in the nursing home before he's out of office.
TeSoad90
Another post dedicated to the death of an individual based on a websites disparagement with his views. FUCKED UP.
matrix86
Nearly 3,000 upvotes about wanting someone to die. Is this really what we have become? I hate the guy, but come on, people. Seriously?
m0nkeymagic
I fear he is immortal.... Similar to cockroaches after nuclear explosions.
ZachPutland
The reason cockroaches and other insects can survive is their lack of soft tissues. Trump would die with the rest of us
StarrryNight
And Rupert Murdoch. He feeds on the souls of the innocent to maintain his evil powers.
reid2048
No, I believe you're thinking of Keith Richards.
dealgood
TIL Trump is an advanced radroach.
tedatron
Not really how that works...
LowfatGooch
Well, there both annoying pests who don't go away, spread disease, and are an overall nuisance so...
GorganPizzaStash
but cockroaches don't become immortal after nuclear blasts. A nuke can kill a cockroach, they can just survive the radiation, unlike humans.
LowfatGooch
How about we expose trump to radiation and see how he reacts?
ThePhoenix007
Radroaches
Jayhawk92
And the queen of England. And Keanu Reeves
ProfessorWasp
And Patric Steward. Right? Right?!
Jayhawk92
Right
shocky377
I know this is a joke, but It's is really fucked up. If he actually dies you'd just look like an asshole
Aturton
I look like an asshole already
SerpentQueen
This is made so much better by the fact that the dude in the gif looks so similar to Trump
jamsspinle
That was rood, I m sure Mr. Gif is a very nice man
szepasszony
Nah, this is from Caddyshack, this guy's character was a total ass hat.
cogs
Ted Knight.
paradoxagon
"the dude in the gif"
wobbu
so you think all white people look the same huh
Sauroctonus
We're all pink on the inside?
BITCHIDONTKNOWYOURLIFE
I don't understand
so1oeclipse
Darude - Sandstorm
Aerolfoz
2 or more 69 year old british celebrities dead to cancer this week, including actor for Severus Snape.
ThoughtfulTortuga
Bowie and Rickman were both 69 when they died this week.
paps511
What about Prince?
MorgAP
Lemmy was also English and had only been 70 for 4 days.
LooLighter
I like to think his death was actually delayed and that he was supposed to die at 69.That would without a doubt make it three and we're safe
lyingblondeguy
Safe from letting a feebleminded, racist billionaire become president so he can pamper the 1%? Doesn't sound safe to me.
lyingblondeguy
We're now a couple of weeks into his presidency, was this comment a prediction of the future or WHAT!
LooLighter
No, but safe from losing another 69-year old british legend, perhaps. Trump doesn't quite seem to fit in the pattern, sadly.
FarceMajeure
Don't forget: Donald Trump wants to bang his daughter.
Textuality
Yeah, that's incredibly creepy.
woogawooga
Le strawman ignorance
FarceMajeure
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/73fxht/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-don-t-forget--donald-trump-wants-to-bang-his-daughter
FarceMajeure
"Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married, and ya know, her father..." - Donald Trump
PhonySoprano
I don't like Trump, but seriously, fuck Hillary. She's a piece of shit.
LunchboxMcNasty
This anti-Trump dick riding is getting super old.
LunchboxMcNasty
I don't care that people disagree with Trump, that's expected. I'm just sick of people shitposting all over imgur about it with 1/2
LunchboxMcNasty
the expectation of upvotes and FP.
ThisIsNotMyLifeThisIsNotMe
The Trump dick riding is getting super old.
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
All the political bullshit got super old months ago. Do they not realize they're giving Trump exactly what he wants?
CanadianShitposter
I know, it's not even funny. Sure, I don't like him, but these jokes are getting stale.
AfroSmash
Gonna be here for at least another year, 9 years potentially.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Not unless America collectively catches the stupids this November...
rudejohn
Yeah, if Trump or Hillary Clinton get elected, I will lose all faith in the ability of our majority to judge character whatsoever.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Or Cruz...or Huckabee...Or Carson....y'know what just...anyone who isn't Bernie or even O'Malley in a pinch.
rudejohn
I'd be at least tolerant of Carly Fiorina, Chris Christie, Rand Paul, Martin O'Malley, or Bernie Sanders.
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
As in he will be alive and saying outrageous shit for attention? Then yes. As in him being the POTUS? No.
ksims
Oh my god no... Donald Trump and I have the same birthday. My life no longer has meaning.
Monkeybone5581
no sympathy
clevernametom
Phew I'm June 17th. Just dodged a bullet there. My grandmother however now has a shitty birthday.
MrPresidentDino
Hey birthday buddy. Let's celebrate that we have the same birthday rather than regretting we share it with trump :)
ksims
Agreed!!
friug98fdgfd9EU
im 1 month off. july 14. thank god
Meridoch
Just celebrate the fact he becomes 1 year closer to death...
Hockey4life
I freaked out when it almost said July 14th! Big relief!
ProfWhiskersEsq
You and me both. I would live in the lego factory without shoes on to change that fact.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Could be worse. My dad passed away 1 day before my moms birthday on June 17th.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
As do Pamela Geller and Joe Arpaio. I spot a theme.
jtbman
Same here, now I just try to forget about it... just trying to think of flag day for now
eroso
Call your mother and re-arrange your birth
surrealizations
So does that mean if it's my unbirthday that my life has more meaning?
Tigerblab7
Same....
Aewass
I'm a day ahead.
StraightJacket219
same as army
zoya87
It's ok you can be the anti Trump with a meaningful and heroic backstory and slay the mighty villain that is Trump.
Trexum
It's my birthday to....hello darkness my old friend
donut77
Lol my bitch of a sister has the same birthday
Steelcan
Me too :(
TheWayADrillWorks
Something something bring balance to the 14th
NoKangaroosInAustria
Mine too... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ThylacoleoCarnifex
Alan Rickman died on my birthday :-( Made for a pretty shite day.
trekkre
Me too D:
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Hello fellow Flag Day baby. It's a shame we have to share our birthday with the crypt keeper.
ksims
At least it's Flag Day, so we kind of have that going for us
MrPresidentDino
it's also the birthday of the US Army and the anniversary of the creation of..this is one of the best ones...WHISKEY
MsDilbert
Me too :) Lots of us here
enterusernamehere25
...wow didnt know i have the same birthday as bernie. sept 8th
DemographicUnknown
It's also the birthday of composer Burl Ives and Irish tenor John McCormack. Additionally, it's the day Hawaii became a state! YAY!
ImgrrrrBrowser5by7
Ok you lot need to go back in time and change your birth date, and take care of DT while you are at it! And find a cure for fucking cancer!
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Back to the Future part 4!
redslidepark
This only means you are the anti trump!
InappropriateUsername
I love finding other Flag Day babies! I know only one person other than myself born on June 14. Thats awesome! Except Trump...fuck him.
robsc16
*looks quickly at date* "oh thank, God"
nahvi
june 11th bitches
tyranttitanking
Oh god.... I have never been so upset to find someone with same birthday as me...
ksims
We're in it together
Tigerblab7
Same....
SlickTheSlipperySalamander
Wow, my brother's birthday as well.
Xakharhl
Sure it does. Its like Highlander. There can I my be one.
DontYouHateItWhenTheNameIsSolongYouCantReadit
Mine is king George the third's,
StabbyMcMurder
Its my sisters birthday too D:
cuddlemehard
My birthday too!
Lezbedevious
Haha you suck
Idonthavealottosay
Me too! Flag day
Jorico
It's my bithday too... fuck.
uglysalad
DANG YO JUNE 14 BDAYS
BananaAddedForScale
now kith
DumbLoser
http://imgur.com/bHH4zw6
varrenRedEye
Being ten days away is too close for comfort
LonelyOwlWhoLikesBananas
Plot twist: you're triplets seperated at birth.
theloneponderer
They are all Snake clones of the Big Boss Donald Trump.
MrPresidentDino
It's mine too. Does that make us quadruplets?
LonelyOwlWhoLikesBananas
There are dozens of you! Dozens!
MrPresidentDino
I got this exact same reply on my last comment hahaha
turbulentlizard
June 13th, suckers.
TheManInTown
15th here. Way to eject away from the danger zone
Ceramia
Samsies here too!
Fsian
#Likeaboss
ILIKEWHATYOUGOT
Whoop Whoop June 13th!
Seric147
Same here. Dodged it by a dayyy
Bseethru
W00T for June 13!!
Sventhy
W00T W00T!
TITSMCGEEEEE
June 13 yassss!!! (Friday the 13)
DJTrickyM
Ki ki ki ma ma ma
BaddaBooBop
June 13th born on a Friday aswell!
TeethGroundSharpAndEyesGlowingRed
-86? :)
TITSMCGEEEEE
Me, yes
BlunderbussVigilante
Awww yeah!
susannahdeanofnewyork
June 11 baby woooo
WaddlinCorgis
Me too!!!
Spinzaku
And yet if anyone made this joke about Bernie, Obama, or Hillary, they'd go straight to downvote hell.
HydrogenHoney
Cause they aren't the same??? And I posted a painting of Bernie and it got like -3 votes so
Ragnarok1030
They are the same. They're politicians. They're the same.
HydrogenHoney
But the reason we have elections because on some level hopefully they are different and Trump has said some really messed up stuff
Ragnarok1030
I'm not disagreeing that he's fucked up. But Hilary is a fucking criminal and Sanders is economically retarded.
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
What if I told you trump feeds off of outrage and uses it to play the "they're trying to shut us up" card to his supporters.
HydrogenHoney
Well I totally agree with you on that
HydrogenHoney
Well I totally agree with you on that
sundayturkey
It's almost as if there's some sort of difference between Trump and everyone else, like basic human decency.
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sundayturkey
http://imgur.com/3q6df0w
woogawooga
Clinton actually caused the death of thousands of people. Trump just wants to build a wall.
minotaur5150
I dislike Clinton as well - Trump is still worse. If you think he and his father didn't contribute to the deaths of people you are insane.
sundayturkey
Trump just wants the death of a cohesive society by relentlessly attacking a nebulous 'other'. I wouldn't call that a good thing.
rudejohn
I think the demon wearing human skin calling itself Hillary is as bad or worse than Trump. I do think Bernie and Obama are decent humans.
wordsandzombies
Genuine question - why do you think Hillary is worse? I'm from Australia so we only see major political stuff from US.
buckeyes995
I'm no Hillary fan, but so many people here think she's some evil manipulative bitch who wants to ruin the country, but she just wants 1/2
buckeyes995
to be president, no worse than most other people running, she's just a normal politician.
warick
She helped cover up the sexual assaults committed by her husband, she was almost entirely to blame for the benghazi fiasco.
rudejohn
She's a deceptive liar, changes her positions based on whatever is popular with the voters this month, borderline criminal, plays dirty.
rudejohn
http://nationalinterest.org/feature/the-many-problems-hillary-clinton-candidacy-president-14146
rudejohn
I'm not really a Bernie Sanders fan, but I at least believe he's honest and stands up for what he believes in. Quite unlike Hillary.
rudejohn
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/10/democratic-debate-hillary-clinton-flip-flop-213247
rudejohn
Quick summary image: http://41.media.tumblr.com/fe92fbed6e58b379c48295f32f191b65/tumblr_nwqi0nyoz41rtpgsxo1_1280.jpg
malthax
As much as people dislike him, wishing death upon someone is kind of not cool, you know?
FlashlhsalF
I'll allow it.
danlundy
I'd be willing to bet that it will have no measurable effect on his lifespan.
lililith
(Masses of) People wished death upon Osama bin Ladin, Hitler, Stalin, but also MLK, Jesus, Lincoln, etc. it's a normal human reaction.
woogawooga
Yes but they murdered millions of people. The others were hated for disrupting power, by people like imgur.
AtomicDJ
We'll make an exception. Just this onc... oooh, wait... Kardashians...
AngelRick
There's a sad irony in people who say that Trump is a horrible person who deserves to die.
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Metalbawkses
Ive come from the future to say you really fucking wish he had died.
SeaHutch
I disagree. If someone is a proven threat to society their death should be welcomed. That being said, Trump is not one of those people.
geiokami
Especially since his death would have zero impact on their lives
Sicom
Who gives a fuck? He's a awful bastard. Would you care if people wanted to kill hitler? No
crantron
I want him to get presidency, so I can witness an assassination
kayjayshay
yolo
mcdude21
Isnt it ok if you add #nohomo?
kaeits
Everyone dies eventually. Is it really very wrong to hope it happens sooner for a specific person? If we aren't doing anything but wishing.
ChromeEagle
You're missing the point. It's a shitty attitude that does nothing to demonstrate your disagreement with him. "Just go die." How mature.
rhaath
seven and a half billion people occupying the planet. If time takes him, the universe will go on, only for the better.
1Rogue
it's crossing a potential ethical boundary, do you take someone's right to live for the sake of others (like the train hypothetical).
Sacurason
Put simply...yes.
C4ND1M4N
I wish death upon everyone.
ZachPutland
Nothing would be worse than never dying, only to slowly decay into complete madness with no family or friends to comfort you
lililith
At least you don't discriminate.
Eowyneb
I am ok with it if it is to actively racist bastards like him:
tacoparlor
Maybe 3 or 4 people would be actually sad if he died. Millions would be "Cool, the average decency of humanity just bumped up a bit."
woogawooga
Well if the character of wishing death is decency...
tacoparlor
You don't have to wish death on someone to be glad we have one fewer idiot. Nothing morally wrong with being glad a harmful person is gone.
GRiMGRiZ
*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
malthax
Well, I sincerely hope no one ever wishes death upon you for having a differing opinion...
GRiMGRiZ
if my differing opinion validates racist dickholes, then yeah by all means wish death upon me
SEXYWHALE4LIFE
I took it as a joke, so...
CrankyCat
If we're wishing, I wish that everyone just realized how cray cray he is. Be funnier if he was spouting off and people were just, "lol"
rudejohn
Yes - people who actively wish death on others are worse than the people they're wishing death upon. Saying a lot, since I dislike Trump.
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1beep1bleep
so if i was alive in 1939 and wished death to adolf hitler that would have made me worse than hitler?
JifLover
He's not fucking hitler for fucks sake. Let him kill 6 million people and then he'd be like hitler. He's no where even close to hitler.
1beep1bleep
That's besides the point, i'm not talking about Trump i'm adressing the argument stated by this gentleman. That being said 1/2
1beep1bleep
hitler killed a lot more than 6 million, that is just the aprox number of jews killed, i belive the death toll was at least double that.
sprockett
I can think of tons of people in history whose death inarguably made the world better and I'd like to think I'd of wished death on each one
OmnibusLatinName
With great power, comes great responsibility. Use it wisely
woogawooga
Yes but they were evil people. Trump isn't going to do anything even remotely close.
eggmuffin
No one thinks of themselves as evil. Evil people are people who go to extremes to do what they think is right and necessary.
eggmuffin
*have
wobbu
It's not inarguable, since we're talking about things you can't disprove. It's possible that Hitler surviving would somehow create a utopia.
eggmuffin
No. It's not inarguable, as there will always be people who will argue about anything.
ZachPutland
But he did survive until he failed at creating a utopia and killed himself. What's your point?
wobbu
It's called the Devil's Proof, or "the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence." At any rate, don't wish death on anyone.
ZachPutland
If someone is rampaging through a school shooting people, can I wish death on them?
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Yup and WWII did awful things, but it also improved our science and womens rights afterwards...
sprockett
Haha yeah ok for Aryan supermen like yourself maybe
TheToll
Are you jealous of people born with blonde hair and blue eyes? haha
sprockett
I am blonde with green actually come burn with my people in the sun :)
wobbu
I'm afraid you've catastrophically misunderstood my point.
sprockett
No I understand it perfectly. You are taking the 1/1000000000 chance that Live Hitler results in something good over the 1/1 chance of ww2
Damacustas
And him not having lived at all could've resulted in an even worse conflict/time.
StonedLikeACheatingMuslimWoman
Maybe the reason time travellers haven't killed Hitler was because WWII was the BEST possible outcome!
Felman
No WWII, no massive gov spending to pull the world out of the great depression, possible that communism would've taken over even more.
catas
Like the Soviets becoming a menace all because Albert Einstein was a dick.
Damacustas
Something like that yes. Who knows what would have happend if the US and USSR weren't united against the axis? That could've been much worse
eggmuffin
Possible. Highly unlikely.
TheToll
1/ You knw the allied had knowledge and resources to off early on in the war, but chose not to because he was highly unstable
Damacustas
How do you know?