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Mar 27, 2017 11:46 PM
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TheCobb1
theKnightsWhoSayEkkiEkkiEkkiEkkiPTANGZoomBoingZnou
Well shit.
DaPreacher
https://media.giphy.com/media/nbKKMfmeDknzq/giphy.gif
cov3nant
I need closure! What happened next?
babouyoufoxedearedasshole
KeyLimeGreen
itsthatsweetsweettrash
mc016
She's cleaned out for anal now.
captainofthessdouchecanoe
"I'm ready to go home. I poo--I mean, I'm pooped." *sigh* "I shit myself, Greg."
username12345678
LegendOfRon
edsloveexchange
I want to know how this happens. How?! Can they not feel anything??
teej4841
Anal
Nickefinfury
This is nasty. But I'm upvoting because I love your username
ro0903
https://www.elitereaders.com/party-girl-upset-stomach-poop-dance-floor/
ProfessorDumbledorable
brennan1508
You think the guy with his arm around her knows?
BeerBatteredandBold
If things went well he definitely found out.
SodaSamtg
I think they are having the we need to leave talk.
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
No matter what...I'm really glad her face isn't in this photo.
Svtm
Another great reason not to have any identifiable tramp stamp tattoos, either.
Xayli
This is what she'll think about at 2AM 30 years from now. That's enough embarrassment for any one person.
cymaro
So she can remain the phantom shitter?
JetSetRadiOOOO
actually its the Buttler
misskinzy
She barfed in the trash & lost control of her ass. Everyone is like WTF is that smell?
ewwhatisthat
ComradeNinjaCow
inmyhumbleo
CthuluKittyBunny
What a party pooper!
tomyn
Holy shit that was a good pun.
nightrein
She got too schwifty
StrangePoster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjwofYhUJEM
scarywaffles97
I love this so much
CthuluKittyBunny
This is exactly what i thought of
Procrastinatinglikeaboss
She was so close to making it in the trash can and leaving no evidence!
GetUpOnOuttaHereWithMyEyeholes
MadeOfSteel
Best reaction
SalisburyShuffle
Winston Bishop. His legend is only preceded by his pranks
IWasInThePool
Prank Sinatra!
TehButternaut
What is she a Clydesdale? Just shit mid stride?
welfaretaco
Come on man.... I just woke my wife up laughing....
RexCalzone
Is this a horse joke
TheRicM
Are we not gonna mention the cat dude at the bar with the laser eyes
thatmountaingirl
Pew pew pew
THATGUYYOUH8
best is its on the trashcan. she tried to sneak shit in a bar. Come onnn
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THATGUYYOUH8
I hope not
PlumpWhack
Never trust a fart
bolognasandwich
My wife reminded me of that this morning ... I had a little issue.
imheretostirthepot
Do butt stuff ya butt do stuff
wagnus
Fart? That doesn't happen even if you've drank a gallon of Mexico's finest h2o... that's a full bowel movement
BylawsBarrister
I got blackout drunk once and woke up with a face full of dried vomit and pants full of dried shit.
yourmomisminenow
Happens to the best of us, like that one time I had one too many hits of the blunt and BAM, shit my pants.
ChalupaBatmanMcArthur
Some date rape drugs like rohypnol can cause upset stomach and can lead to people shitting themselves. Given this is a bar that's possible
wagnus
Coupled with alcohol lowering inhibitions, I get where you're coming from.
LovinMedLife
Thought it was just a funny coincidence. Then I noticed the stain on her dress...
IWasInThePool
And her shoe...
SleuthGluth
SleuthGluth
No?
LovinMedLife
What's nightmare on my street?
fixer007
Looks like she rubbed up on that trash can and is just standing over some crap somebody threw. More of it around the can
wutangbarrett
She was probably trying to subtly aim for the trash, maybe got some in, yet couldn't hold the rest in.
Pharya
Nah dude look at her shoes
cyno01
Yeah, but its on her shoe...
AllTimeAverage
You can literally see her in mid shit.Zoom in and look for the stream of brown.Cmon!!
Shakktii
OMG you're right and now I can't unsee the stream.
misskinzy
I say barfing in trash & lost control of the ass
neil137
its on the back of her ass
detour512
I'm pretty sure I've seen more pics of this, there's a trail of splats...sorry.
detour512
She probably had a tummy ache but bae convinced her to come out. Good call...
wutangbarrett
Where are these other photos? It's not even my kink now i am hooked on the investigation
Razblaze
I dunno if she had explosive shits that would be all over her leg, not on the outside of her dress.
lemonlime
①Maybe prior to her, a different person aimed to puke in the bin, missed & landed on the floor. Person walked away/kicked out of bar. Then,
lemonlime
② this girl walked over, leaned on the bin edge & unknowingly smeared it on her dress. Moved away & kicked the puke right up on her shoe.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Why are you guys analizing this so hardcore?
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
A-N-A-L-yzing
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Haha I still beat you to the pun :)
reginold12
Or she tried to shit in trash on the down low but missed
13599
Man how do you shit in a club trash can on the dl?? I would be impressed. Skillz.
gerthzilla
Got caught on the dress
andtwozigzags
Exactly what I was thinking
bunnyrut
By a lot?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
She lost her balance and had to stumble forward.
SvennGalley
It landed on the back of her left shoe, and it looks like there's a crumb on her left thigh as well. Draw your own conclusions.
ThatSoundPeopleMakeWhenTheyStandUp
I've spent more time investigating this than I did on some papers in college.
crayon98
Crumb :(
CommentMalone
And on the bottom of the dress which is below the trash can
SvennGalley
Saw that. She tried to poop into the can, got some in, most stayed stuck in her skirt until she pulled away, then it dropped. Best guess.
ThisMeansALot
Maybe she tried to poop in the trash, we must go deeper
CommentMalone
A shitty guess. Ha.
Mrwubbles
And there you have it folks, the mystery pooper foiled once again by the Imgur detective fishbender!!
SvennGalley
Case closed.