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ChampagneSupernova
Be a quitter like Mark Brendanaqwitz
thattimeijoinedthecircus
http://imgur.com/cM7mQnU
BB8fersure
“Ann, you poetic noble land mermaid.”
timmyisinthewell
"Ann, you beautiful tropical fish."
notaballoon
Ann is as caring as a piece of cardboard
lettherockywin
Be as well hung as Lil Sebastian
Tangerine102
*Jerry
PraiseRhllor
Serenade life in your inner jazz - Duke Silver
slagath0r
You are just the best
PraiseRhllor
Oh, stop it.....
chucksusername
Speak up like Craig Middlebrooks.
BeerBatteredandBold
be a drunken whore like Joan Callamezzo
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Make yourself heard like Perd.
raiseyourhandifyouveeverbeenpersonallyvictimizedbyreginageorge
You win.
illogical1
perdvert.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Perds the word.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
Making myself heard is what I intend to do by replying to this comment, on this post.
hotwheeler89
Perd Hapley? More like Turd Crapley.
Y0UJUSTL0STTHEGAME
This is Perd Hapley, saying, Turd Crapley is a name that sounds like an insult.
HappyExplosion
Read that in his voice.
nodisco
Do you think that? Do you not think that or do you not not think that?
iRKward
Umm, I believe his name is Gary Jerry Larry Gergich
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Make everyone hate you like Jeremy Jamm.
BigDaddyAddy
Mad because Jammed.
moon2A
HERE COMES THE BOO ALL DRESSED IN BOO!!
Maikee
He is the worst.
hotwheeler89
My favorite Ben Wyatt moment was his interview with Perd. "Look who hasn't had gay thoughts!?"
metamax
Be awesome, like this post.
MockMeAllYouWant
Well I wasn't planning on being awesome today; but, if you think I should.
Brightandshiny
And when in doubt, binge watch parks and rec again!
FiftyShadesOfGrayson
I just finished the whole series like an hour ago and haven't stopped crying. Send help and tissues and waffles.
petrichor93
With lots of whipped cream.
Vesane
I tried to start watching parks & rec for the first time last week because of all the funny imgur clips. Sorely disappointed. 3 eps in, quit
Vesane
I think the deciding factor was realising that Leslie isn't just some annoying side character you only have to put up with sometimes
19wesley88
the first season is really bad, I couldn't stand it, start watching from about half way through season 2, thats when it really picks up
Buttorfleoge
First season sucks, but please keep watching, it gets so much better, I am not disappointed :)
chrishallett83
Run your business like Tony Soprano.
BoobDylan
Be a champ like JOOHHHHNNNN CEEEEEENNNNNAAAAA!!!!!
TheIrishMike
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPAAAADOOOOO!!!
HanShotFirst1
"ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON!!!!" O_o
Derptastophe
Be loved and adored like Lil' Sebastian.
ThatsJustYourOpinionMan
Please don't be like Jean Ralphio.
Maikee
~Cause he's the woOOooOoooOrst~
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Iamsonewatthis
Which is a testament to the actor. Much like Joffrey, he's meant to be hated.
Iamsonewatthis
Which is a testament to the actor. Much like Joffrey, he's meant to be hated.
VonKarnstein
Ann Perkins! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
aserenitatum
Chris Traeger!
ReallyWellFuck
Donnas should be "TREAT YO SELF"
dementomstie
Be as self aware as Jean Ralphio Sapperstein.
BurtMacklinYouSOB
http://imgur.com/glUC2lp
peraltawave
"That's my sister, she is the woooooorrrssssttt!"
overthereoverhere
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
No wait, its gonna bug me if I don't.
overthereoverhere
aeroz36
Yeah, it should be "Be Ron to the utmost of your ability" alone
PsychoAficionado
And most of all, Treatyoself!
Foaly
♪Treat yo self 2015!♪
Sambitions
I'm going to go hear Retta give a Treat Yo Self talk and I couldn't be any more excited. :D
raiseyourhandifyouveeverbeenpersonallyvictimizedbyreginageorge
Fiiiine leather goods, don't mind if I do.
sweetpotatoescinnamonnutmegandbutter
quesadillaz
Sparkle sparkle big star
CodenameAstrosloth
IT'S THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!
ThePretentiousPear
Baller Time!
Izgardon
EVERYTHING I'M WEARING IS SUEDE
WhatRaySay
if I were as positive and upbeat as Chris all the time I'd LITRALLY have to punch myself in the face
TheHappyHermit
should have said, "Find the bright side of literally everything.."
Daloofus
Does it look like Chris is wearing lipstick to anyone else? Bc them lips are radiant.
BurtMacklinYouSOB
this was top comment last time this was posted
WhatRaySay
that was me! felt weird posting basically the same thing but it's genuinely how I feel! celebratory lunges? http://imgur.com/YoKwoe1
Strauchdieb
o o o Party like DJ Roomba o o o
Strauchdieb
HelloThisIsMyImgurUsername
*Larry
dementomstie
*Gary
UmmIsThisThingOn
*Terry
FiftyShadesOfGrayson
*Mailman Berry
Maikee
Jerry is not a failure. He has a huge penis and a hot wife.
Quarantinous
https://i2.wp.com/files.polldaddy.com/7c19fbcbdb85bcbdb91301edfa75e674-54b43a374883b.jpg
haveyouforgotten
Jerry never prioritised work. He's successful in the parts of his life that matter to him (home, family... smokin' hot wife)
poobacca
And a full government pension!
KOBSwiftie
I don't even know if he the mumps. I forgot to look. I was distracted by the largest penis I have ever seen.
ameliajwake
*Gary. Oh whoops, I meant Larry. Or is it Terry?
TheBlackestKey
It doesn't say Jerry's a failure he just accepts failure. "Like I always say it isn't government work if you don't do it twice."
thebesteverdeathmetalbandoutofDenton
DAMNIT GARY
MrRandom314159
And a FUCKING AWESOME family.
UmmIsThisThingOn
Be forgettable like Mark Brendanawicz ... wait no
herrocaro
I like to think the actor must completely regret that decision.
neen26
Brendanaquits
blooregardqkazoo
I hate that man >:(
purplepuffins
Silently make people uncomfortable like Orin.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
All the upvotes ever!
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Suck like Eagleton
purplepuffins
The replies here made my day. Thanks guys!
Threns
*stares nihilistically*
ImMrbulldops
i studied zoology in college and i can control animals with my mind
CatsBePimpin
Someone make it please!
hiimhar
#Orin216?
BordDeLac
Prommerz
It's strange to hear my name... I never actually knew there were more Orin's on this planet.
itsnotsciencefiction
Wait is your name Orin??
Prommerz
Yup.
KNIVESY
Be as comfortable with your flaws as Mona Lisa.
poligrafpoligrafovich
Lastly, understand this is a sitcom in a magical world from which very few life lessons should actually learned.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I've already got that covered *sensually licks lips*
YouLast
Awww man. :(
LoadedPotatoSkins
Be musically inclined like Jean Ralphio
NedwardStark
Make your money the old fashioned way, by getting run over by a Lexus, like Jean Ralphio
serenitychick
Be as brash as Jeremy Jamm.
containerguy
https://media3.giphy.com/media/5yLgocytZ7P7jp5dhIc/200.gif
azcatraz
Be the WOOOOOooooOOOOoooorst like Jean Ralphio's sister.
LittleRedRotten
The worst!
MostFolksJustCallMeOrangeJoe
Money money money daddy
ChefG0ldblum
Money daddy I love you thanks daddyyyyyyyyy
ClassiestBondGirl311
I saw someone who looked JUST like Orin at a county fair this weekend.