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Fun stuff.
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
#23 I always do this
MadamPuddifoot
#26 yo Runtz bangs though
rinjvonscoot
my 2yo looked at my screen and yelled DOGDOG at the top of his lungs for like ten minutes straight when he saw the last image
BonafideHomicide
#33 I'm listening...
ImGettinSatisfied
#26 those are generous samples
RupertQZerconia
You’re still my motivation to keep going. DK makes my day!!
ArchMagos
#34 that's because he's a fucking good actor.
lurkyloos
sidibigup
Exeloume
Hey DK, thanks for giving us all things to smile at, I hope you're smiling too and looking forward to the whole of your weekend. Have a good one and take it easy. Rest well, brother.
cryborg
#1 I just watched that movie a couple weeks ago. Kurt Russell plays one hell of a sadistic f*k.
TCooley79
#26 where? Gonna plan my next vacation.
beegobuzz
There's 4 properties in Eureka, CA.
profiledit
#23
TheFishFace
I've been seen
IndianCowboy
#26 They take their customers' comfort very seriously..
HOLAKOOO
cryborg
I like that one.
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ItsActuallyDavidNow
I like your memes.
profiledit
I like your gif.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Samuri1286
#21 closer to 2050 now
PhallicsJones
Correct. 2050 = 26 years; 1990 = 34 years.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
#24 Dapper Danny. Dude is 80.
tinydog
#10 Normally I find America-bashing distasteful, but this made me chuckle.
Syovere
For me at least, it helps when it's *from* Americans. Gallows humor instead of kicking us when we're down, y'know.
tinydog
There can be a fine line. Self-hating isn't great either. Depends on context and delivery.
haveanupvotegif
profiledit
spherehole
#47 either you swallow COINS and dress like MARIO or you swallow RINGS and dress like SONIC gotta commit to the bit - especially if it's the closer
MayMayz4DayzYo
Damn straight! Lousy kids these days and their lack of attention to detail.
lurkyloos
#4 the Chiefs and NFl will do nothing.
/gallery/KyK1XTM
halliemeinecke
Between this fucking tool and dealing with Kelce/Swift yeah I do not envy their PR dpt. But fuck the Cheifs, I hope every away game they play the crowds bring pride flags to wave when he's lining up a FG. Also hope Swift dumps him and the same stadiums crank TS music all game long.
StephenDaniels
Fire muskets? This seems to say you're using words from 1785 to attack Andy Reid. It would make sense to criticise Butker this way, since he thinking on women is right out of the 18th century. However Reid's famous for being a good guy and also one of the very small number of HCs whose had an LGTBQ assistant coach.
lurkyloos
By the way, re: 1785. LDS Mormon Musket fire speech, required reading for all BYU students in 2024. https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/byu-freshmen-controversial-musket-fire-speech-mormon-lgbtq-utah-rcna143891
lurkyloos
He is an LDS Mormon. He speaks at public church events. Mormons hate LGBTQIA. In the 1930s and 1940s there were no good Nazis. Until the Mormon Church refutes their homophobic call to arms there are no good Mormons. Signed, an ExMormon whose family was high-ranking until their Mormon sex abuse scandal took them down.
joeyecho101
#9 Looks a bit like a screaming face?
erroniousmaximus
Looks like an ai filtered wojak face.
ChorizoPig
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Or due to the crushing weight of existence.
joeyecho101
An I Scream sundae, if you will
xmaneds
edvard munch, "Der Schrei-Scream"
GramGram
I WON'T. >:[
PotatoCatz
ironhive
#34 he's a really good actor. He's almost unrecognizable in the first episode of Aunty Donna on Netflix.
kneebitten
Also good in Guy Ritchie’s The Covenant.
MrBananaPants
#21
Jdsalamander
I knew somebody would cover me on this one.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Listen here, you little shit...
Leonon
The inevitable march of time has made that meme no longer with it.
ElectricSlideOrchestra
MsSaraTonin
ElectricSlideOrchestra
LukeWarmTaunTaun
Thank you. I thought my math wasn't mathing.
gtotherizzle
The meme is 4 years old
MrBananaPants
You have the best username.
HeadJamistan
If you want a joke version: "What's the internal temperature of a TaunTaun?" "Luke warm"
LukeWarmTaunTaun
Boxingjedi
omg! yes they do
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Thanks, now I want to die even harder. I suck at math. You could've just let me wanna die a little less but nooooo 😅😉
CorrectMostOfTheTime
2060 is as close as 1990 i think that’s worse
MrBananaPants
Next year!
ColmCorbec
#9 my friend doesn't understand this...
murchant
It’s me, I’m the friend
theschnubbeldidupp
My friend neither - but I'm guessing it's reminding him of some unholy stuff
Eucrow
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
#34 which superman? he's been around for 86 years change. I can believe homelander is better written than superman at his worst but not his best. Personally, I prefer optimism to the boys grimdark deconstruction.
demagreg365
Yeah the Zach Snyder Superman sucks because Snyder is an Ayn Rand libertarian "objectivist" so all his superhero characters are like emo John Gaults struggling with the burden of being true ubermensches
raiker333
True. The fact that Superman is rebooted constantly weakens the big picture idea of the character imo. Some iterations of Superman might be cooler and some core attributes stay the same, but small changes dilute the essence and legacy, making him a vague production of different artists instead of one fixed character. Kind of like making a copy of a copy. Homelander is just Homelander because he hasn't been reinvented, but could change in 20 years with a reboot.
Sumdumguy42
#15 as an exchange student coming to the US, and with the language barrier still there, I was very surprised that high schools offer wrestling. It took me a while to understand that the guidance counselor meant Olympic or Greek wrestling, not Hulk hogan wrestling. They all had a good laugh when my confusion was resolved.
Tezerah1
Give it time. A certain political party is dragging public schools down to that level.
PartyLich
Not that anyone wanted clarity, but US schools practice collegiate/folkstyle wrestling. If you want Greco Roman or Freestyle (the olympic rulesets), you still have to go to a private club and fund your membership.
Sumdumguy42
Well 17 year old me was both relieved and disappointed that that particular wrestling didn’t involve fancy outfits or being thrown from a ladder
xmaneds
macht vielen Spass though
NATA5
If I was able to take bowling as a gym credit, kids should be able to take WWE wrestling as a gym credit.
Raeilgunne
bowling was awesome, too
boop66
We were forced to square dance to terrible country music records as “physical education”.
Itwasmyname
Rovit82
Schools don’t offer wrestling in your country?
SecondSince
On this and many other things the US is the exception. And that exception is weird!
Sumdumguy42
Not in Germany, no. As much as people ridicule the US education system, what I really like(d) is how much activity is offered. Even my small 300 student Highschool offered volleyball, basketball, track&field, softball and of course football in addition to the wrestling. Our sport in Germany is organized through sports clubs with a membership fee, which is how athletes are discovered and later sponsored.
Rovit82
I didn’t even think about it. It just seemed so normal so I thought it was one of those things everywhere
RemtonDulyak
In Italy we do MMA during recess. Male, female, and mixed.
Quixus
The whole school team thing is very American. In other countries most sports outside of PE is done in clubs not affiliated with schools. Whether the Olympic type of wrestling is offered depends on the school and the teachers there. Well at least in Germany it is that way. Hulk Hogan wrestling also used to get more TV coverage than Olympic wrestling, so people might not think about it first. 1/2
Rathan5
Japan has sports clubs which are associated with the school. Though I think they aren’t RUN by the school per se, in the same way that American school teams are. But I’m pretty sure they still have things like schools which use their sports clubs to attract students. But also Adachi Mitsuru has perhaps given me a distorted perception of baseball in Japanese high schools lol
Quixus
Lastly the Olympic type usually is referred to in the local language e.g. Ringen whereas the other one is called Wrestling. So I can see how an exchange student could be confused.
KPodol
In a lot of countries there's no schools organized sport competition like in the US. So no, schools wouldn't offer wrestling, or anything, there's still sport classes though. You have to go to local club association where there's regional competition with other clubs that are licensed. If you want to be pro, you'd have to go through youth academy system of pro clubs which regularly organize event like tournaments or whatnot to detect talent from amateur clubs.
KPodol
There's also the path of the senior team winning their local competition and going through the amateurs rank up to the pro leagues. Funnily enough there's also some knockout tournament at senior level where if you win enough, you can eventually compete against pro teams in some sport (Football/soccer being one of them).
Gofuturself
Up early on Saturday spreading the memes like a VD. Thanks DK
deafkitten
Gofuturself
profiledit
ElectricSlideOrchestra
What in the actual goddamn motherfucking fuck?
psugab
I second this
Gofuturself
Oh this…it’s just a fav and repost. Brought to you by 2 Fish 1 Eelcock
Doismellbacon