Alittledistantshiningstar
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Nov 13, 2021 8:07 PM
Alittledistantshiningstar
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VerboseDood61
When you order a sandwich with absolutely everything on it.....
DroolingYeastman
Thanks to Ze Frank
Oggerschummer
inthepines
https://www.antipodesmap.com
lordjelly
Yeah but it's too hot to eat, so I'll stick with my PB, banana, and mayo.
pstaight
Did you align the bread with magnetic north or did you use a more mathematical approach?
QuamvisSintSubAqua
You made it - you eat it.
Ardback
Brilliant...
Ialwayslookhungover
How many calories is that? At least 250?
ChaneDawg
Proud to be the first bite of dripping goodness here in the U.S.A.!
iwouldliveinsaltforyou
* Galactus has entered the chat *
R100GSPD
To the tune of Bullet with Butterfly Wings: "The world is a sandwich..."
usnerd55
I was wondering why my tummy was growing...
JustinMcPharison
World hunger is solved.
Manusho
Okay, so how many calories is that?
1nsertCleverNameHere
All of them
scribetree
Make me one with everything
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Yea, but if I bite in to it is the earth just going to slide out of the bun?
Kanjiro98
Needs more bacon
freckledkink
It has all the bacon
BUBBLETRON
1LunchMan
That’s how you summon Galactus, so thanks for that…
codahale
Are the new viewers gone yet?
MontsterTacks
Lots of minerals.
IamfromCanadaeh1983
This here is how world peace is made.
VibratingNipples
With a nice creamy magma with a hard chunk of iron on the middle. Yummy
3nd3rwiggin
Just the way grandma used to make.
groupwrct
Was it delicious? :-)
youareagreatguybut
Mine was Portugal-New Zealand. Friend was on a trip to NZ, so I flew to Portugal for a few days. Good times ?
skipweasel
Whole food at its thickest.
GeorgeBounacos
Allergen
skipweasel
Every allergen ever found, and then some.
FukTedCruz
My favorite part is the soft warm center of this sammich
skipweasel
Good for anaemia.
reallybigdogtrappedinamansbody
“I’ll have one with everything.”
komdernouffbijjoh8
A 7 Billion idiot sandwich
FatBastardVegetarian
My favorite comment this week.
HenryLongfellowIII
I guess you could say those idiots are inbred.
komdernouffbijjoh8
pitiflus
Oi!
UseTheForceLuke
I’m doing my part!
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78Hamster
There's like seven voices in my head. Do they all count?
AvatarForEverythingYouThinkIsWrongWithSociety
Not sure... do they say numbers in any particular order?
78Hamster
Two speak Spanish and I have no idea what they're saying. The rest always want cheesecake.
konmari
i checked and im not an idiot. so i think you actually mean 6 billion
manonthemountain
DiscoPartyMuffin
Malikhi
That implies 753k people that are not idiots and I strongly doubt the number is that high
Dinkleboop
Not least because its 753m people, not 753k.
Malikhi
It was late, lol. I wrote that as I was passing out for the night, my bad
3lfk1ng
Hey! Wait a damn minute! It's not fair for you to exclude yourself. All 7-billion-and-1 of us, are between those two pieces of bread.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
There are 8 billion people on earth.
cazzegiare
and you had to go squeal on the other billion of us. thanks. a. lot.
TheActualMalloryArcher
7.75 billion. Only 250 million off
Courier098
Need to reduce it quickly to 2 to 3 billion. Any ideas? FYI the plague ain't doing so well.
Madmanrox
Thanos?
G081
just dry? no mayo mustard lettuce tomato? just a dry earth sammie ?
Lizardqueenl
It's warm in the Middle...
jackd418
It has EVERYTHING on it, don’t be picky
meauho
There's actually quite a bit of water in the sandwich so no need for lettuce
PTNLemay
Don't forget the Earth has a very gooey center. Once you bite into it, it won't be very dry
AManWoman
Also very wet on the surface TBH
Dankking
We’re more like a microwaved pizza roll. Frozen on the outside and hot lava on the inside
BklynPunisher
HOT POCKETS!
skipweasel
It's got all the mayo in the world in there.
PangeaSeparator
All of it.
G081
dang, guess just didn’t think that one through
graehall
Was about to say the same thing.
CeterumCenseo
ieru00
In it or on it? Most of the modern world is above the bread. Let me smear some mayo in The Grand Canyon to fix it real quick.
candyland83
All there ever was, and all there will ever be
50m31AW
Are you sure? There might've been mayo in space already, & there almost certainly will mayo made in space at some point
mikekearn
There has definitely been mayo in space, but I'm not sure if it's even a measurable fraction of all the mayo that ever was.
50m31AW
But it is some amount, thus making the statement technically incorrect