Mar 26, 2021 4:22 AM
ARussianAndHisBike
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NotDownWitOldschool
Is this reversed?
usermainboredom101
i hope he works at his own company as self occupied, otherwise he works for a capitalist that never cared much.
CamWeBeFriends
According to the bin, this is Order 66.
Twrecks123
v
Pomofailospher
I have been practicing for that job since the age of like 13 or so.
PeterDiver
The kind of perfect slave factory owners need!
demon627
2007 handjob world champion
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Amazon?
WackKerouac
“And for every one you miss we’re docking you $2.50 from your check” Management probably
brandonblk
that probably is his check
imminentloudness
Isn't that something a robot could do?
SauceySandwich
That's alot of nitrous
brotherbuzz
Clearly not his first rodeo
tomatoesinacan
Not working for Amazon at least - I can tell, he's allowed earphones
robkyky
India? Lol!
WatermelonT
Reminds me of men on black, where the postman was distributing letters. The song from there would fit here.
meakitty
Only because someone's watching. I bet he was asleep until the Boss walked by.
Harald42
Reversed, obviously
Shounteal
This dude is a clone trooper. Look how he’s filling order 66.
DanielFrank
"Now put them back and do your work!"
GondwanaCraton
And that, ladies, is how you get a tote full of dildos!
Disposabat
Is that anything like a bag of dicks?
tinydog
He can replace a whole team of bukkake fluffers!
Targe0
Nar he's too good and quick. They would also finish after he's done.
yermawsmaw
Johnnyflame04
Now there is a man who will not lose his job to a robot in the near future.
battlebetter5772
Only 10 more hours
HandoB4Javert
His pull off game is good
maststick
Nah, he’s probably got 600 slots then lunch, he’s probably home before his girlfriend wakes up
chummschdruus
Only 50 more years!
ImNotLasso
Haha xD
jfitz
This guy knows whats up
raytracer2d
Only 1 more dollar
Weedies617
Dr. why do my elbows hurt, even when I'm only sleeping?
WheresYourSister
This kind of efficiency is only doable in the last 20 minutes of a shift on projects that were due an hour after you punched in
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
I hear you... but I grew up on a shrimp boat doing the same motions under a hot sun except with crabs trying to fight you.
Solid diet, hydration and conditioning is what's required. No "superpower"
catfishjones1
You’re hired - amazon driver
Hydyx
Someone please make an upvote/downvote version?
rbudrick
Are these bottles? Also, this is the guy the other the employees hate because he works too fast, making them look bad.
iusedtobeagoodgirl
It's not the weight of it, it's the repetition.
SCHRAMB0
So what do you think is playing in his headphones?
WARHAMMER405
"Working Man" by Rush.
jrntn
At 36 hour long scream
JanglesPrime
Karma Chameleon.
Ninethousandone
Careless Whisper.
unknow86
99 bottles of beer on the wall
CeleryMan7
gets to listen to music.. not a bad gig
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
That was my first thought. Every boss I've had would tell me to lose the headphones
pointlessinternetpoints
So do I. Not suppose to though. But its better then listening to my thoughts.
KotimainenKayttajanimi
But he only gets to listen to that one Rihanna song on loop... "Work work work work work work work work."
Racealistic
itsthevoiceman
RSI
sadurdaynight
You instantly know how crap someone's job is by them thinking listening to music while they work is a special privalige.
TheCrimsonFurry
I've never worked a job that I've been allowed to. Every time, at some point, they tell me to lose the headphones.
If it's a call center, it makes sense. But if it's stocking shelves or running deliveries, it's just a boss being an asshole.
Call center, assembly line, landscaping, retail over night, cook, data managment. All of them were bosses being an asshole. Common imo
Jatenffxiv
I've worked my entire life as an auto technician, every place I've worked at says earbuds are a no go. I don't understand why.
Shifuede
I am the MACHIIIIIINE!
HighConstable
https://youtu.be/paG1-lPtIXA
tatsuduck
Everyone asking what he did has never watched 2 bears 1 cave or any of his and Tom's podcasts (one of their long standing bits they stopped)
MassiveMaoMao
Is that Fart Christler? The fattest and most racist piece of shit there ever was?
25schmeckles
I don’t know but he looks annoying af
TheDudeAbides91
You clearly haven’t watched The Cabin series
thereitis101
Bert Kreischer. Stand up comedian. He specials on Netflix.
fbutt09
Nope. Hes a comedian and related a funny incident when he was in Russia against gangsters. It’s on YT.
ProphetofEntropy
no, its brent kriescher, he smells like shit and has sex with dogs. hes not racist anymore.
Noted. Admittedly, I’m behind on a lot of my podcasts.
DankFiend
update me with this fuckin guy. what happened
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Lol nothing tommy bunz and his big titted animal wife just love to say he's fat and racist cause it makes em laugh
nacpc808
I thought it was Bruce Crysure aka The Metal Utensil
HairyBamBam
No it’s Brent Crystals, he fucks dogs and his breath smells.
I hear he just takes pool showers
ILoveSpicyPeople
I tried to look up what you’re talking about but no sauce. This is Bert kreischer. What the hell are you talking about?
grantron5000
Pretty sure that's Bruce castler
gunshowzero
Psht that’s Brent Crystals. I hear he has sex with dogs!
you dont listen him and tom seguras podcast? tom had fans call bert "the most racist comedian working" cause it was untrue and funny.
Ahhh ok my bad. I don’t listen. TIL.
MaladaptedMedic
What did he do...? Did I miss something?
its inside joke . though hes not racist anymore, now he smells like shit and fucks dogs.
P0G0THECL0WN
Hes heavily overweight and has said many racist things when he goes on many different right wing podcasts
thats not true fyi. its an inside joke. and people like you are why his fans are suppose to say he fucks dogs and smells like shit instead
about the racist stuff, he is totally overwieght.
He also fucks dogs
NotDownWitOldschool
Is this reversed?
usermainboredom101
i hope he works at his own company as self occupied, otherwise he works for a capitalist that never cared much.
CamWeBeFriends
According to the bin, this is Order 66.
Twrecks123
Pomofailospher
I have been practicing for that job since the age of like 13 or so.
PeterDiver
The kind of perfect slave factory owners need!
demon627
2007 handjob world champion
Quagmiregiggitygiggitygoo
Amazon?
WackKerouac
“And for every one you miss we’re docking you $2.50 from your check” Management probably
brandonblk
that probably is his check
imminentloudness
Isn't that something a robot could do?
SauceySandwich
That's alot of nitrous
brotherbuzz
Clearly not his first rodeo
tomatoesinacan
Not working for Amazon at least - I can tell, he's allowed earphones
robkyky
India? Lol!
WatermelonT
Reminds me of men on black, where the postman was distributing letters. The song from there would fit here.
meakitty
Only because someone's watching. I bet he was asleep until the Boss walked by.
Harald42
Reversed, obviously
Shounteal
This dude is a clone trooper. Look how he’s filling order 66.
DanielFrank
"Now put them back and do your work!"
GondwanaCraton
And that, ladies, is how you get a tote full of dildos!
Disposabat
Is that anything like a bag of dicks?
tinydog
He can replace a whole team of bukkake fluffers!
Targe0
Nar he's too good and quick. They would also finish after he's done.
yermawsmaw
Johnnyflame04
Now there is a man who will not lose his job to a robot in the near future.
battlebetter5772
Only 10 more hours
HandoB4Javert
His pull off game is good
maststick
Nah, he’s probably got 600 slots then lunch, he’s probably home before his girlfriend wakes up
chummschdruus
Only 50 more years!
ImNotLasso
Haha xD
jfitz
This guy knows whats up
raytracer2d
Only 1 more dollar
Weedies617
Dr. why do my elbows hurt, even when I'm only sleeping?
WheresYourSister
This kind of efficiency is only doable in the last 20 minutes of a shift on projects that were due an hour after you punched in
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
I hear you... but I grew up on a shrimp boat doing the same motions under a hot sun except with crabs trying to fight you.
Thoughttoolongaboutthis
Solid diet, hydration and conditioning is what's required. No "superpower"
catfishjones1
You’re hired - amazon driver
Hydyx
Someone please make an upvote/downvote version?
rbudrick
Are these bottles? Also, this is the guy the other the employees hate because he works too fast, making them look bad.
iusedtobeagoodgirl
It's not the weight of it, it's the repetition.
SCHRAMB0
So what do you think is playing in his headphones?
WARHAMMER405
"Working Man" by Rush.
jrntn
At 36 hour long scream
JanglesPrime
Karma Chameleon.
Ninethousandone
Careless Whisper.
unknow86
99 bottles of beer on the wall
CeleryMan7
gets to listen to music.. not a bad gig
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
That was my first thought. Every boss I've had would tell me to lose the headphones
pointlessinternetpoints
So do I. Not suppose to though. But its better then listening to my thoughts.
KotimainenKayttajanimi
But he only gets to listen to that one Rihanna song on loop... "Work work work work work work work work."
Racealistic
itsthevoiceman
RSI
sadurdaynight
You instantly know how crap someone's job is by them thinking listening to music while they work is a special privalige.
TheCrimsonFurry
I've never worked a job that I've been allowed to. Every time, at some point, they tell me to lose the headphones.
sadurdaynight
If it's a call center, it makes sense. But if it's stocking shelves or running deliveries, it's just a boss being an asshole.
TheCrimsonFurry
Call center, assembly line, landscaping, retail over night, cook, data managment. All of them were bosses being an asshole. Common imo
Jatenffxiv
I've worked my entire life as an auto technician, every place I've worked at says earbuds are a no go. I don't understand why.
Shifuede
I am the MACHIIIIIINE!
HighConstable
https://youtu.be/paG1-lPtIXA
tatsuduck
Everyone asking what he did has never watched 2 bears 1 cave or any of his and Tom's podcasts (one of their long standing bits they stopped)
MassiveMaoMao
Is that Fart Christler? The fattest and most racist piece of shit there ever was?
25schmeckles
I don’t know but he looks annoying af
TheDudeAbides91
You clearly haven’t watched The Cabin series
thereitis101
Bert Kreischer. Stand up comedian. He specials on Netflix.
fbutt09
Nope. Hes a comedian and related a funny incident when he was in Russia against gangsters. It’s on YT.
ProphetofEntropy
no, its brent kriescher, he smells like shit and has sex with dogs. hes not racist anymore.
MassiveMaoMao
Noted. Admittedly, I’m behind on a lot of my podcasts.
DankFiend
update me with this fuckin guy. what happened
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Lol nothing tommy bunz and his big titted animal wife just love to say he's fat and racist cause it makes em laugh
nacpc808
I thought it was Bruce Crysure aka The Metal Utensil
HairyBamBam
No it’s Brent Crystals, he fucks dogs and his breath smells.
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
I hear he just takes pool showers
ILoveSpicyPeople
I tried to look up what you’re talking about but no sauce. This is Bert kreischer. What the hell are you talking about?
grantron5000
Pretty sure that's Bruce castler
gunshowzero
Psht that’s Brent Crystals. I hear he has sex with dogs!
ProphetofEntropy
you dont listen him and tom seguras podcast? tom had fans call bert "the most racist comedian working" cause it was untrue and funny.
ILoveSpicyPeople
Ahhh ok my bad. I don’t listen. TIL.
MaladaptedMedic
What did he do...? Did I miss something?
ProphetofEntropy
its inside joke . though hes not racist anymore, now he smells like shit and fucks dogs.
P0G0THECL0WN
Hes heavily overweight and has said many racist things when he goes on many different right wing podcasts
ProphetofEntropy
thats not true fyi. its an inside joke. and people like you are why his fans are suppose to say he fucks dogs and smells like shit instead
ProphetofEntropy
about the racist stuff, he is totally overwieght.
P0G0THECL0WN
He also fucks dogs