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Katniss from "The Hunger Games"
Jarvert from "Les Miserables"
The monster from "Frankenstein"
Tom Ripley from "The Talented Mr. Ripley"
Norman Bates from "Psycho"
Marla Singer from "Fight Club"
Jack Torrence from "The Shining"
Daisy Buchanan from "The Great Gatsby"
Lisbeth Salander from "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo"
Count Dracula from "Dracula"
Christian Grey from "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Annie Wilkes from "Misery"
Mikeupvotes
Now we need him to do the Song of ice and fire series.
BreenW
And this one:
justanotherbill
I think these are just drawings by a 12 year old of the actor
aCartographer
Bullshit all the way, stop posting this shit with a false title, people. The books don't give that much detail on the outer appearance
Areyoubiginjapan
These kinda suck though.
PitbullsPublicist
likestowastetime
Greasy.
Begotten
hey i saw one of those movies!
theguywiththememes
http://imgur.com/vVHiNb3
TheeKingsWit
Their chins are all so pointy!
tantricpooper
TIL Cyril Figgis is Tom Ripley.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
This chick "Marla Singer" did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar.
LawFiveGuy
"I'll still cook you" said Katniss, who bears a striking resemblance to an actress named Jennifer Lawrence
JSNhova
Why are all of their faces soooo loooooong?
bigeasy44
I wonder if he saw the movies before doing the drawing so he had a face in mind, just like the guy that drew Steven Avery
ThingsiDo
Had the artists seen the movies before drawing these? I feel like that creates bias, even unintentionally.
xaosbob
I wonder what's with the cut and paste eyes. And why are they looking different directions?
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
I'm sure this is EXACTLY what happened. BS.
HerbieZ
Why do they all look like Benedict Cumberbatch?
bongo91
I was really hoping for Michael cera
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
bongo91
That's amazing!
insertsupercoolusernamehere
This seems fake to me. Some of these books purposefully barely describe these characters and I wonder if this was done properly (1)
insertsupercoolusernamehere
The artist should have been given descriptions randomly, more than the characters, and one that isn't so obviously biased by movie portrayal
PlatonicPajamas
Is christian grey supposed to be John Dorian?
photony
where's Jesus Christ?
akshually
Nobody wanted to draw a little arab dude I guess.
LeganCarl
Good one!
batlrar
As it turns out, there are surprisingly few photographs from someone who lived nearly two thousand years ago.
NowDoThatVoodooThatYouDo
http://imgur.com/rDbSfyJ - Using similar techniques as sketch artists, but based off a few skulls of Semitic Galileans.
photony
THANK YOU! I'm sure Jesus was described at some point...
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
He died for your sins because you touch yourself in the night. THUNDERBOLT!
DrivebyViktum
Well, not too shabby on a couple , but the rest... i think the authors need a lesson in descriptive writing.
triangulardude
The choices for the Faces program are limited and suvk
triangulardude
Suck*
justthenextdoorneighboor
Why would the authors need a lesson? I think some movie people need a lesson in reading ;)
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
or maybe some people need a lesson in casting!
AwesomeName
Some were conscious choices (for instance making Norman Bates look like a movie hunk to throw the audience off)
giftkartoffel
I guess I'm the only one who doesn't need or want characters completely physically described.
rainbowcoloredpoop
You aren't the only one. I like to use my imagination. Which is why I read books in the first place.
CrabWallet
I get annoyed when the scene has to screech to a halt so the writer can give me a full description even where a full description doesn't fit
giftkartoffel
Yeah, or when they do the stupid mirror thing to describe a first person narrator.
CrabWallet
Yup. That annoys me in P.O.V. movies too. Guy holding the camcorder conveniently walks by mirrors to confirm he's one of the characters.
ThereObviouslyIsASpoon
Looks like the Fifty Shades of Grey author hoped for Robert Pattinson as that dude..
crswjr
That's because 50 shades of Grey was originally a fan-fict of Twillight
HeDistinctlySaidToBlaaave
50 Shades is actually Twilight fanfic, so that makes sense. My wife couldn't stop making fun of the bad writing as she tried to get thru it.
HandsomeSwede
I read one page and it was so bad that I could barely get through it.
Superslothsays
'Jeez, it's so bad!' she says as she bites her lip.
Fandumb
U have to be into pain to enjoy them, because making yourself read such shitty writing is a masochistic experience in itself!
Daphault1
I doubt most of these works have enough facial detail description to do this without taking a huge creative license.
CaptainMewMews
I met a police sketch artist, and usually people initially give just a vague basic description, which is why he will follow up later
Daphault1
Yep and then the artist works with the witness to narrow down specifics; changing things to gauge reaction. Not possible with a book.
CaptainMewMews
Which is why this is kinda unfair
LeglessPooch
Depending on how important the character is usually dictates the detail of the description.
Daphault1
Some, but rarely everything needed like eye spacing, lip fullness, mouth width, chin shape, supraorbital ridge, etc. Usually basic details.
dhaskjdhawyajhdbsdbgwakjhbdnmcckclkklkl
Do you really think sketch artists receive that information? "as he was stabbing me, i made sure to measure out 4 inches between his eyes."
Daphault1
Not in the ridiculous manner you describe; it's gained through A/B testing.
laboon
But did you notice how much the christian grey looks like Robert Pattinson
ImTodd
I was gonna comment about this but heres an upvote for beating me to it. Shitty fanfic is a shitty fanfic
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
Because it was a Twilight fanfic, possibly started after the first Twilight movie came out
laboon
I know. That was my point and why i brought it up.
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
...my bad
OddBaal
Dracula actually has a pretty descriptive passage, it's always surprised me there are no movies of him with the mustache
SilverEtchegaray
https://imgur.com/3IcIVuk
SilverEtchegaray
Sorry I took 9 months to find your comment. I'm running behind correcting all the people who are wrong on the internet! ;)
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
Be on the lookout for this sick man
theanalogkid7
That man is a PERVERT.
TeamVoldemort1017
I called the number, it's out of service, they must have caught him.
IGoInCanadaDry
/a/uWzyM
PanicAtTheEverywhere
I think I saw him above the sink in the bathroom.
caffynater
... JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
MFdobbs
Great episode.
Phenomeno
Do you remember which episode? I want to rewatch it because I don't remember seeing it
ThatShiftyMonkey
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Phenomeno
Check the replies above
MFdobbs
It's early on - perhaps the 3rd season. Someone flashes Meredith in the parking lot and Pam draws up this sketch of the perp.
IrritatedDwightSchrute
flashes *phyllis*, I just watched it. "Women's Appreciation" is the name.
MFdobbs
Whoops, my bad.
IrritatedDwightSchrute
"Women's Appreciation", end of season 3
Phenomeno
Sweet as! Thanks!
IrritatedDwightSchrute
np
KillingTheJoke1
This police 'sketch artist' doesn't know jack shit about jawlines
Burnnoticelover
Police Sketch artists tend to exaggerate features so people will recognize them on suspects more easily
MYNAMEISBOILER
Right? I just wanted to ask if anyone finds those pictures kinda akward? I mean it's all really well drawn but kinda missproportioned(?)!
BrisketandBeans
Yeah, it's white people with the same haircut. The rest doesn't match well
TheHappyCanadian
"looks alright to me" - Tim Burton
LowlyEighthGrader
Last time this was posted I'm mildly sure they said it was computer generated by throwing facial features together, not an actual sketch.
snabble
This. Have witnessed first hand.
scampbellucf
At least he didn't give them all hoods and sunglasses.
Draygen
Or eye size and placement. They all look like aliens.
BTBeneville
The look like drawings from scary stories to tell in the dark
Muttons1337
There's a fun joke I've heard about how you never want to drop out of art school, in fear of only being able to land Sketch Artist as a job.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Police sketch artist depiction of Michael Jackson during the Jackson Five days: http://imgur.com/CbqlWSa
Ninkira
FOR FUCKING REALLLLLL jesus someone give this man a facial anatomy lesson
KillingTheJoke1
Right? Our brains are wired to decode faces instantly and this artist is slaughtering our concept of a face
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Most police sketches look fucky. Makes me thing they couldn't get a job elsewhere
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
i imagine it'd be a really hard job to be accurate based off the recollections of people that didn't know they were gonna have to recall.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
I always assumed it was because they draw it by features one at a time, each from the other features, so it makes it come out weird.
KillingTheJoke1
Why do we need drawings in the first place? They could just make a computer program to translate descriptions.
ItsOkayItsOfficial
I'm certain that's what they do anyways. Not an automated program, but computers. Thanks stupid Microsoft Surface commercial...
KillingTheJoke1
Didn't see the commercial. Did it depict a sketch artist using a Surface to catch the Making of A Murderer guy?