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Inbred Cat Tax
Rolltide!
None of these comics are mine, the cat gif isn't even mine, I own nothing. I AM NOTHING.
optimusgoose
Fitemeyanerds
These are all by Owlturd comics
crazyfitasian
Owlturd comics
14November
No refunds.
underburningstars
Hup!
Stanbob
best bit
KingMammajamma
I am really not a fan of these comics.
peterbozeman
Ah man. That roll tide at the end. Bummer. Goooooooo Buckeyes!
orangatuan
#2 Look at mister high and mighty with his game boy.
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
You okay, bro?
AMartianPotato
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/211/731/e4c.jpg
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
http://owlturd.com/post/157932632939/hey-i-kinda-miss-your-old-style-like-without-the
Omny
http://owlturd.com/post/160950267189 at least he can make fun of himself
HotToTheDogs
+1 just for that title
tkolber
I feel like the well-balanced person in #14 should have a larger love rectangle and a smaller work rectangle? Right?
chonkywayner
Well realistically their work rectangle should probably be bigger
DiceyBusiness
Okay seriously, Owlturd needs an intervention, the guy is clearly dealing with a lot of shit and coping badly.
iSoulend
That might be the case, but it's probably not at all as severe as you're thinking; he said himself that those kind of comics gets more views
DiceyBusiness
In hindsight that's reasonable, but then maybe he's milking views AND making a cry for help to. Welp, that's between him & his therapist.
StrikerEureka2016
See now, you're just taking yourself too seriously my dude
pantsaflame
HotCarlWinslow
c0nfusi0nbear
You need a twizler
mimomisu
I love how people freak out with Christmas shopping, especially with Eshops these days. Anyway, they've just turned my phone off, too bad
Jeddaven
My gift is being a worthless, lonely, unlikeable fuckwit.
OrangePulp
Of course you meme loving fuckers enjoy the same comic drawn 5 thousand different times
RoyalCheapAdvisorRegina7
We do, and it's great.
AlkeneThiol
It's a gift
clumsiii
Hup!
hypocriticalnarcissist
Just to be that guy I must say 1$ off of 19.99$ is >roughly< 5%
MattDerKomponist
Man this guy has some problems.
eldieron24
Roll Tide!
foundMissing
Add a source link to owlturd
InDogsWeThrust
These are very repetitive and largely unfunny.
yamachin
was funny for the first 3 but then the depression stuff just gets boring
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
What about the anxiety stuff though?
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
You only criticise your work a few times, the Internet is a constant array of criticism
Fleaturtle
And then there is academia... Never ending criticism.
iSoulend
"Hey I just stumbled upon your drawing you did today, it was ok I guess, but let's talk about those ones from 5years ago"
Poppyshell
1 this thing. 2 I like this thing. 3. abstract as physical affects thing 4. I am upset. HA HAHA HA HA repeat 1000 times.
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
http://owlturd.com/post/157932632939/hey-i-kinda-miss-your-old-style-like-without-the
GymClassHoodie
It's interesting to see it from his perspective outside his comics.
davebeastly
Hup!
techfreak243
agazillionbazillions
Hey so for a non-native English speaker, what expression is this getting at? I'm lost.
BooToast
DiceyBusiness
I don't get it, I mean we're all less-than-insignificant motes of dust in an infinite and cold universe, nothing we do actually matters. 1/2
DiceyBusiness
2/2 so putting pressure on yourself is pointless. Just do you, enjoy the ride, and return to the quiet serene abyss at the end. *shrug*
techfreak243
For those who upvoted I was referencing Billy Joel's "Pressure"
imgurn
Doof has an entirely different meaning in aus.
imhoots
And??
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
In German, it means stupid (or deaf in Low German).
Fleaturtle
Which is?
CompelledCynic
A large outdoor rave.
MayorMcWeed
Why would you worry about people cyborging? Shit would be great.
Tinkrr
I know, right? I dream of being a cyborg D:
NERDRAGEohacat
Shit can't come fast enough too.
Nabashin
I know right. Bring on augmentation.
DiceyBusiness
I broke my ankle. In half the time it's taking to heal I could have had a spiffy high tech new roboleg. My gf says no, bah. :I
ImHereToTellYouThatsWrong
because it won't be sci-fi upgrades, it will be the Note 7 but built into your skull.
Fleaturtle
I would be happy to not hold my phone so much... My hands hurt. Ha
DiceyBusiness
Google Glass, or that Google Watch, or whatever. No hands, no invasive surgery.
CleverViking
The thing is that it will cost money, so the poor people will be fucked over even more. Many jobs will likely require certain apps etc, 1/2
Tinkrr
They'll be fucked short term, long term they'll benefit from it a lot.
CleverViking
That's if they can afford it, when cyborg-stuff finally comes it will likely be a decade or two before costs are cut down enough 1/2
CleverViking
even then it'd likely be quite expensive 2/2
Tinkrr
Not really, technology becomes increasingly cheaper. Yes, the latest version would probably continue to be expensive but look at it this 1/2
CleverViking
literally making life even more "pay2win". Also, any major surgery can be quite dangerous, implanting an iphone in your skull might 2/3
DiceyBusiness
I like how Deus Ex makes it out as if the augments are the downtrodden ones. Nah fam, cyborgs would be the new aristocracy.
CleverViking
carry a certain risk 3/3
mandadadada
I think cyborg technology is already happening, most consider their smartphones an extension of themselves, people wont give a good eye, >
mandadadada
Skin, bones ans etc, to have a piece of tech directly on their faces, since mobiles are so easily accessible & you can put some extra add on
mandadadada
To do things like zoom in, could your jogging and heart rate with an arm band type of thing. So i believe we're already started in it
artyscash
Wow, is all of his work like that?
avidatheist
Most of it is, yeah.
Sirsir94
Most of it. The occasional wholesome one pops up tho. And Little Firefighter
libaf
Theunstablebear
Check out 'Live with Yourself' its pretty good.
CoolerBetterFasterStronger
No, but he's gone on record saying life problem comics get way more views than the rest. Cant blame a dude for wanting to make money.
jolietjane
Well he's not making any money on imgur reposts :(
PolarHailStorm
People are drawn to that which they can relate to.
SaikyoStyle
Which is why I fucking hate Owlturd.
WritbanAlimGohon
no u
SaikyoStyle
I'm so sorry for not liking a comic. Isn't it great when people with different opinions gets downvoted?
PowwerOrb13
You were kinda mean in the way you said it. It also offered nothing to the conversation whatsoever relevant, just bitterness and edge.
ilistentorapalot
It was an opinion that others disagreed with, that didn't provide any insight into why one should think a certain way.
SaikyoStyle
Every Owlturd is practically the same, written horribly by some angsty manchild who's giving Batman a run for his money.
ilistentorapalot
Also it was stated in an aggressive manner, witch also makes for a bad comment.
ScottishPower
Is he ok?
levifire
From reading his most recent comics and updates, probably.
Equinox13
Judging by how much I felt like I was reading about myself...no, he is not.
Kage197
Are you okay?
Equinox13
I'm trying to get there. I hope I will someday. Thank you for asking.
WouldAPonyByAnyOtherNameBeAsOffencive
How ya hangin'?
RandomImgurian
haha is any of us?
ScottishPower
I'm ok most of the time but sometimes I get a bit nihilistic and despondent. But then I sleep or look at doggos
WingedGopher
https://imgur.com/WDcx6zY Yes.
SaikyoStyle
I am completely fine.
UncleTompa
I am completely fine https://imgur.com/YCSciyV
clumsiii
I am fine, too. Yes. This is fine
Dan007a
If fine stands for fucked up, insecure, nerotic, and exhausted.
SaikyoStyle
No, fine stands for being healthy and not being a whiny bitch who doesn't work on their problems.
Tundra314
Me too. I feel like we have become the minority now ._.
RandomImgurian
Nah, it's just that misery loves company, and most completely healthy people don't throw away all their free time on lame websites.
DiceyBusiness
I have OCD but the coping mechanism seems to be a devil-may-care approach so yeah, I'm okay. At least compared to the internet.