ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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May 6, 2017 8:21 PM
ChemistryAndPhysicsAreFun
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zim57398
If actually allergic, one lick could do it. So then you're both covered in peanut butter and with a dead girl. HAPPY?!
Threepeeoo
Kills*
EPluribusWombat
Drama Queen Martyr Complex. Lovely
IPromiseIAmNotTheNSA
The only peanut that will block her throat is mine....wait
onlymadeanaccounttogetnudes
hot
Willybum84
theglimmeringwarlock
lookingOknaked
I mean... it's not necrophilia if she is still convulsing.
NonMayneStream
As long as she start at the dick.
Luthierfer
That's nutty.
heyletsbefriends
anytimeanywhere
that woman at the back who covers her mouth in shock lmao
whereTheYogaWomenAt
That's not my fetish
Mumalot
She could just do chocolate instead...
PorkRoll666
Doesn't she mean "peanut" allergy? Peanut butter sounds awfully specific.
artistsconcept
NotquiteThereyet00
BeaverHunter
She just LOVES 'nut butter'...
thatdudethatslonely
The freckles....
RogerBongor
RoutemasterFlash
I approve of Salt Bae Underwear Wizard.
outtasight
Plot twisr: she's not 18
Deadpixels94
Considering she says "Peanut butter allergy" instead of peanut allergy im sire this is just a clever joke.
HearMeFart
It annoys me that she calls it a peanut butter allergy. It's not like she can eat regular peanuts, is it?
anialatrex
My cuson is allergic to nuts but not peanut butter as long as its not crunchy
idontevenknowsillymonkey
The allergy is obviously from the fusion of peanuts and butter - when the 2 become 1, they produce a chemical known as afuckayou that kills.
fartharder
Maybe she's a freak.
SmoothSaline
maybe it's maybelline
Impossibrew
18's out of my age range but i'd swipe right otherwise
lufttjuven
Curious, how do you determine your age range?
Impossibrew
If they can legally drink in a bar in the US. It's the only way i can be social with people
alsoAzrael
...and now I'm sad again. :)
amynanamouse
He's just trying to butter her up.
hardytardigrade
Weird that she's only allergic to peanuts in butter form
PorneliusHubart
Can't spell nutrition without nut, amirite?
jovihenke
Girls with freckles make me melt
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AngryMadmoth
hnnng
MildlyMysteriousMinion
Plot twist. She is not allergic to peanut
Cartoones
Nut*
Whatevenisrelevant
peaNUT
Yakofalltrades
She def allergic to deez nutz
HuffTroll
Not sure I would enlist emergency services
HanktheHeliotropeShank
just peanut butter
Isthe4thtimethecharm
M Night twist it isn't a deadly allergy but makes her loose control of her bowels.
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
Twistier twist. She is a peanut butter.
malbec
Twist de la twistierest: she's already been dead for ten years
MildlyMysteriousMinion
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
+1
youcantstopmeyoucanonlyhopetocontainme
Double plot twist: is allergic to butter
Cthulhuchooseyou
This.
HakunaTraumata
but she never found out because butter-dead and peanut-dead is in the end dead
BroDameron
But she is gonna git some nut tonight.
icedmcfurry
BattleMercy
With or without a nut allergy
GnoHomo
Yes
grapefruittroop
Correct
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
Ayyyyyy
findacureforstupidplease
SmoothSaline
i might be a retard for not seeing the relevance of this gif, but damn it still made me giggle.
BGonz
God damn you internet ill be a god damn bitter old man and you'll probably still make me giggle and chuckle like a lil girl
MalcolmMojoMonkey
this was "gold"!
stalinomatic
That's the right amount of crazy.
darkhavana0512
omfgfHitJunkie
She is my dream girl <3
JacktheStripper2
That'll be $50.
mynameismadness
Even if it turns out to be too crazy later, she's already revealed her weakness.
Warmpeanutbutter
You say crazy I say shes a bit.. nutty..... I go kill my self now. I'm not proud of this
ShutUpAndTakeMyMeme
I can't upvote this enough.
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
She's nuttier than squirrel poo, stop fooling yourself mang
DrunkArtist
Yes, the right amount of crazy
IAmTheBadW01f
He means crazy enough to maybe possibly want him
Unwishable
That's my case.
ZachsAnomaiy
I hope not, she just stated she had a nut allergy!
LincolnSiixEcho
I've used Tinder a few times
ShutUpAndTakeMyMeme
If she followed me home from work, I would be a little more worried. Since I work offshore.
JacktheStripper2
Seriously?
JacktheStripper2
I need to hear this.
LincolnSiixEcho
So I matched with some girl that I had gone to highschool w ten years ago. We went out twice during the weekend. We talked about how (1/?)
LincolnSiixEcho
(2/?) crazy it was that we both stayed in our small hometown and have never run into eachother. So two dates over the weekend and I go back
LincolnSiixEcho
(3/?) to work on Monday. By noon I've already got a dozen texts and a few calls. I have a rough job so I can be on the phone all day.
DarkSock
Those who tell you to never stick it in crazy… Have never stuck it in crazy. It. is. awesome.
mareli82
just never tell crazy your name or where you live and you are good
imnotwearingaponcho
No ragrets
acunninglinguist
Sex with crazy is great. It's everything else with crazy that sucks
DarkSock
Roger that
Remarr
So true.
somenerandom
Nodoby is arguing that the sticking part itself doesn't rock. It's what comes after that most of us have issues with.
WorkerLurker
Improve in Dodge and Defense.
TannerHastings
I was stabbed in the hand with a dinnerfork by some crazy I stuck it in and It was still worth it
ashmenon
No rugrats.
mithiwithi
Unless she pokes holes in the condom.
DarkSock
I raegret nothing
ireadalotofarticles
No regerts
Tayben
No ragrets
Althekingsmen1
You might be crazy
KendovDoRah
might be? hah