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Nov 24, 2015 5:00 PM
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barehandaflyingaidsrat
A bite sized black twitter? Excellent, I have a lot to do today.
ChicksDigTrucks
#18 lemme get your gramma's number.
therespectrum
My brain is convinced I just saw a boob
DaddySlapper
TIL my family is black
SanchoLibre
"Lee dat po chile alone!" I could literally hear grama Edsel yellin' thru dat kitchen.
TardisBatman
When they spend 20 minutes telling what they're thankful for http://imgur.com/f0xtX1a
IPlayRugby
Im in class dying right now. Its so true though.
grungetta
TIL I come from a black family, not Mexican/Irish as I was lead to believe...
ishouldchangethis
what a GILF...am i right? i'm right
Avatar720
#2 How do the husbands manage to tan with all that shade being thrown around?
lacole725
TIL I have a black family on Thanksgiving
Gunslinger8912
What's up with the Uncle in the kitchen???
heatherkb85
Probably 90% of the female population, race irrelevant, has an uncle who acts inappropriately when you "fill out".
RichardDeanAnderson
Who is grace???
MyNameIsAgentSmith
Grace? She's been dead for 30 years.
MichaelJordan23
The "While you're up, bring me this, this, this and this" was my Grandma every fucking time.
ohfuckIhavetopickausername
Macaroni and greens? ::quick Google check:: Ok there's still cheese, no need to panic. Carry on.
whyteraven74
of course there's cheese, there's always cheese
ohfuckIhavetopickausername
I imagined there still was, but for a brief moment the panic was sheer.
KNIVESY
Hmmmmmm. Yes. Some of these are words.
ProfCumAlot
I really fucking hate the Holidays,gotta act like you like people you would rather spit in the face!
GDJ93
Kermit has teeth...
FieldDay
As a white southerner, all but about one of these apply to my family.
RogerThatChris
Good sized dump!
cptcr
What do non-Americans think of these?
AccordMoanEye
They are retarded
cptcr
yes, yes they are
Hanasakke
These are pretty much the same as my family on christmas.
LoudAngryJerk
since fucking when does kermit have teeth?
bigbrother
guineapanda
When I see these posts it makes me realize my family is black, which is weird because we are really really white.
Vectorman2
..........wyd
GoALittleCrazy
Sister? Is that you?
liam33
oh man if you think youre black now just look up #growingupblack
Stephie0020
This is how I feel in my Italian family
sweettlc
We're all the same. All got a little black and white and everything else.
AvalancheCountess
These make me think I'm not actually black. Never experienced any of these.
HumanoidGustav
Same but I'm mexican
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
I've been texting pics of this hashtag to my white family all day
Stephie0020
Me too!!!! Omg!!!
cheesebiscuit
Seriously...I married into an interracial family and I am pretty sure the white people in our fam do more of this than the black ones...
miNAJEtrois
I would agree, but I've been to a lot of different families thanksgivings and let me tell you, black people do this ALOT
KixStar
Same. Does that give us more street cred?
ballsohard2202
Right there with ya.
WHYDONTIREMEMBERMYPASSWORD
It makes me realize my family is black, and we're ducks.
foxfire1112
You have greens at your place too... invite me over next time
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
Albino Black*
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Re-re-vitiligo
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
Not to sound ignorant.. but it sounds like Thanksgiving is a buffet for black people... is this true at all? - we just pass around the table
tantricpooper
When you have like 30 people or more it's just easier.
whyteraven74
It's true for them and also quite a few white families.
EroticZombiePants
When it's a big group buffet is easier.
RebelPotato
White, and we used to pass around the table until our family got bigger - it's easier to do buffet style at this point
Stephie0020
Idk I'm Italian and we do Buffett but also because our extended family is like 30 people.
Shinycapn
I'm white but HELL YEAH THANKSGIVING IS A BUFFET. There's too many of us for one table and not enough civility for passing.
WhatIsHappeningRightNow
I'm white and it's a buffet for us because my grandma goes all out decorating the table with leaves & tiny pilgrims
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
honestly... buffet sounds more efficient .... im gonna rebel thursday
PhoenixQueenAzula
Dads side pass around, 4-5 people. Moms side, 30-100 people who may or may not be distantly related to someone in the room, rent out a
PhoenixQueenAzula
church kitchen, get your ass in the buffet line before the good ham and desert gets gone.
PhoenixQueenAzula
(extreme southern redneck white family)
PhoenixQueenAzula
Oh, and that one cousin I did smash one time. Avoid eye contact, go sit alone at table only to end up surrounded by step ???'s twice removed
oohyoureintroublenow
I don't understand the 'fixing plates' refrences, don't you people sit down at your table and pass bigass plates of each item clockwise?
whatthefarquad
Buffet style at the big table. No one sits there. All the chairs probably in the living room cause we watching the game.
oohyoureintroublenow
NOw, when I say 'you people,' I don't mean 'YOU PEOPLE'. That came out wrong.
whyteraven74
Usually the food is left in the kitchen or put on a side table and people serve themselves buffet style. It has its advantages, until....
whyteraven74
someone goes "get me a plate of...".
oohyoureintroublenow
thanksgiving is about the spirit of sharing. It just seems to make more sense to pass a platter to your relatives, with a feeling of family.
whyteraven74
Thing is once you get past a few people, stuff like keeping enough macaroni on hand gets to be a challenge.
oohyoureintroublenow
I have never had macaroni at thanksgiving. Normally it's squab w/ foie gras stuffing, turkey with a gravy reduction, and pumpkin pie.
Macrobian
I don't understand at least 3/4 of these posts.
Corrodias
Same. It's very strange to see these.
NeverTrustaHogwallop
You have no understanding of African American culture.
Macrobian
I think it's a generational gap rather than a race thing.
Macrobian
I don't know about that. It's really the slang that throws me off though. No one I know, of any race, uses the slang I see in these.
AnnaNimitee
"Lee dat po chile alone!"
Dastan2010
Took me a while to work out what it was saying, saying it out-loud at the same time.
buurd86
I was wondering who invented the food "poo flavored chile" and why.
DankS0uls
My grandmother talks like this and we're white. +10 points to Tennessee
msoctobereve
+10 to Chucktown cuz same here
MisterRobot
I read it in a Jamaican accent
Gallifreynian
Whaddup, Tennessee!
TennesseeTink
Tennesseans!!!!!
Lionskull
what does boujie mean?
probationaryperiod
It's short for bourgeois.
WattKing
To act rich and pretentious
Lionskull
how do you get boujie from that?
Shinycapn
It's slang for bourgeois
Lionskull
that's pretty fuckin stupid.
ChibiKia
Kids eat first? Fuck that, kids can have the crumbs.
vaginapower
Picky little fuckers only eat a roll and cake anyway
kriositivity
On my rez the kids plate up the elders first.
kriositivity
Especially if you wanna be Chief or Council one day.
muaddweeb
Does anyone ever say "kids eat first"? If someone said that to me, it would be my last holiday visit. Fuck that noise.
Vectorman2
Let the Dads eat first, they probably have to run out for smokes soon and you will probably see them again at Christmas.
whoistrollingwhom
Kids eat first in families where every cent counts. They need those calories, they're still growing! You want more, go out and earn more.
debotehzombie
Kids get their own take away from the political arguments, I get the prime bits of turkey. Only fair
BeesechurgerProductions
oh god the politics...my family is extreme right-wing, and I've been posting a bunch of lefty stuff to piss them off. I am a fool.
helenfrankannekeller
My Italian family sets the food up on the buffet. Everybody lines up adults and children in any random order whoever gets there first, 1/2
snappycomebacknotfound
For us men ate first, then the kids and women. Is that just a Mexican thing?
snappycomebacknotfound
Thanks guys, first I have to eat last, and now yall are down voting me. Jerks.
DUSTANDECHOES
That's discrimination.
DUSTANDECHOES
That's discrimination.
snappycomebacknotfound
Hows it discrimination?