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Guess someone didn’t realize that he was a family annihilator…
Apr 15, 2023 12:01 PM
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Guess someone didn’t realize that he was a family annihilator…
AdrianDunne
I know you should never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity, but sometimes you have to wonder if these things are done on purpose and later explained away as an accident.
ontarioOT
To be fair, that's not too far off being in line with Amazon's brand.
jenn009
Listening to his initial talk to the police is a masterclass on why you don’t talk to law enforcement. However, I hope he rots in the grave he dug for himself. Those poor little girls, just a depraved man.
thevortexmaster
I had to google that. Crazy
RummageSaleBubbler
More info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watts_family_murders
Atlinfahl
What an absolute piece of shit
TeaRex13
I wonder which disgruntled employee decided to throw that in the mix?
ruint
watt the fuck
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Lol...that's messed up. +1
msfeatherbottom
Underrated comment
mungtongue
Source video of bottom left
Chickenmakesmetired
This breaks me. I don't understand how anyone could hurt their own precious babbies
TheLifeIsYours
this isn't the Watts
Wolfdens
Definitely deliberate
TheResolver
Do you think some dude in the factory sector of the Shiang Zhi industrial province in China knows or gives a single solitary shit what picture is on that crap he is schilling to Americans?
smellsmiketeenspirit
As a European I also don't know who's that guy.
AgainstMethod
Nor did I, but I'd check before putting it up
ChelVanin
Get dad a good gift… or else.
oblimo
Oof. *upvotes anyway*
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NoelleFrost
"Just Google family pics and use whatever looks nice. It'll be fine."
SybilCrawley
AI probably chose a popular image associated with the words "father" and "family". Next time it should be programmed to exclude the word "killed"
Wardonk3y
Next is going to be a Manson family Christmas
dirrrtypiratehookerrr
Or sadistic
LaursnandBobsickleandnowSullybun
They knew what they were doing.
Sidedishlover
Such a sad story. I’m surprised he has protection in jail.
PancakeQueeen
Not at first. I think he had to get a transfer to another prison for his own safety. And they gave him a roomie who is also a child predator/killer. It's a common practice since those who prey on kids tend to have a really difficult time in prison. Safety protocol.
Sidedishlover
Thanks. I’ve always wondered how they managed inside.
Mewmus
my friend doesn't understand what's wrong with this
Mommabear9000
If it helps, I didn't either until I read comments, but yea, that's FD up hopefully someone noticed and took it off :/
64645
There's also the Wikipedia entry if you're like me and don't have Netflix: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watts_family_murders
jessethedude
Chris Watts killed his family. Netflix made a documentary about it called American Murder. This is a photo of the happy family before the horribleness.
Alexoyeah
That dude killed his family
Mewmus
jeeze, like Chris Benoit
WhenGodhandsyoulemonsyoufindanewgod
Worse, if anything.
n3ckr0mantic
Stuey1221
Who is he?
GrandHofTarkin
Chris Watts. Murdered his pregnant wife and 2 daughters to pursue a life with another woman with whom he had been having an affair.
Stuey1221
…. I have no words
WhatDaHellGrandma
Go check out The Behavior Panel on YouTube. They analyzed this monster’s body language from the police and tv interviews. He’s horrendous.
mardukkur
No offense to "the behavior panel" but body language analysis is about 90% pseudoscientific garbage. https://www.wired.com/story/youtube-body-language
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Yep. Same as polygraph tests or lists of supposed behavioral indicators that people are lying. There is a huge range of phenotypic variety when it comes to body language & stress responses. Some are stressed and fidgety in all social situations, others can lie convincingly without blinking an eye. Might as well judge people by their skull shape or zodiac sign
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Is that the guy who killed his family and buried them in the desert?
CubicleArtist
Didn’t bury them… dumped them in tanks
CubicleArtist
The wife was buried but the kids were in oil tanks
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Ok I kinda remember now, I saw that Netflix documentary on him. What a terrible human.
Jawesome19
Is that the guy who dropped his still alive kids into an oil well?
Sonicschilidogs
I thought they were dead by then, but he did drop them into the well. I believe he strangled or suffocated them
Jawesome19
In the documentary I watched I thought he mentioned how the daughter said " daddy no" or something gut wrenching before he dropped her in. I remember I couldn't sleep right for like a week
ChelVanin
He did suffocate one kid in front of the other, so the other one had a few minutes to be terrified of what daddy was about to do to her.
Jawesome19
Lord do not have mercy on that man's soul
ChelVanin
Amen and pass the biscuits
lazycrow
Given he has said that the last thing she said to him was "is the same thing going to happen to me as CeCe (sister)". Yeah. Probably.
ChelVanin
Her last words were a question. To the man she trusted more than anyone else in the world. God it bothers me.
Copperbrat
This family lived across the highway from me. Neighbors on NextDoor still get into heated fights whenever the subject gets touched on.
superhans1988
What do they debate about?
Copperbrat
Typical small town ND shit. Any post about it quickly devolves into politics, religion, morals, wanting the house torn down, people that don't belong here, hatred for the media, etc.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Need a family picture for this… google… found one… they look like a happy bunch… that should sell… free pics yall
Saxytimes
It didn't even feel real. Like, why the kids? How was it so out of the blue?
hohohoooo
Five life sentences without the possibility of parole, plus 84 years...
IGetItFrenchClass
It's too kind.
stingingnettlegurlL7
That neighbour with the video surveillance though - top notch dude!!! Well done!
Lepidopterous
Huge fan of increased video surveillance, even though it has its privacy risks. My dream is for every car to come with 360-degree 24/7 cameras the way Teslas do.
liltortellini
I hope he lives a long and difficult life. Prison is likely not a welcoming place for a man who could murder his own babies in cold blood.
PrincessWendyB
I hope the worst stories about mens prisons are enacted upon this meat puppet
RoodKontjeAapje
Unless they put him in the compartiment of prison where they have guys just like him who leave him alone and he kinda just gets used to it.
AllHailTheMoose
Sorry who's this?
RandyRandalman
Do NOT look up the story if you are squeamish
RedWingedBlackbirds
Thank you. I won't
MrSwissroll
Based on the title, I would assume Chris Watts
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SLCtechie
Fuck, we are now. Did y’all hear about that rapist, Brock Turner, who got very little jail time for “15 minutes of action”? Oh, did you also know he’s a dip shit that should be called out on this for the rest of his life?
Lepidopterous
It’s almost like they wish they could give him the death penalty. “Sentenced to firing squad but with 100,000 nerf pellets.”
Minaris
As much as I hate paying taxes to keep people in prison, I think in this case I'm okay with it. Death penalty is too quick and painless for a person like this, he needs to be kept alive as long as possible so that he can live a long painful life remembering what a fucking monster he is while other lifetime inmates beat the shit out of him for 50 years
HikariShade
While I agree with your concept.. that only works on people who have a shred of remorse of guilt over their actions, and everything from that man screams that he doesnt give a shit. In which case he's going to be happy to stay living, even if it is behind bars, with a burden free mind because he's a monster with no empathy. Probably even kept in a separate population for his own 'safety' with likeminded monsters who have done similar things.
HikariShade
For people like him I am for a more Biblical interpretation of Eye for an Eye... He strangle/smother his kids? Juan the Executioner will be strangling you in return while you're bound and helpless. Fuck that man.
Lepidopterous
Sometimes the families of the victims would disagree. Always an interesting conversation.
moecurlylarry
Wow. And that’s why you don’t steal pictures off the Internet.
HedonistBeard
Yeah I don't think they thought through it that far, since this was just a quick example they threw together of a customizable product.
skibitybebop
I made a button with a pic of an ugly bald guy from a People magazine and added a crass capion... the guy shot up ft. Hood.. yikes! Accidental poor choice. No more People mag bc I am too clueless of who People are :(
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IDK, I’m the kind of sick fuck who’d do this to spite my employer if I were a “quick flip” graphics designer. Fuck ‘em.
earthtokelly127001
That my friend is brilliant. Do you write horror movie scripts?
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Nah, cause if I did they’d all have the same twist ending where the killer was actually the friends we made along the way and there was never really a slasher, the town was just so paranoid they started killing each other thinking they were killing the slasher. Jaleel White would be the grizzled hard as nails cop trying to solve the case, Bobcat Goldthwait voices the cop’s intrusive thoughts. French Stewart is just there, nobody acknowledges him, this is never explained, he isn’t in the credits.
moecurlylarry
You’re sick. Ok but I’m still laughing
MissSpelledTattoo
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Illendor
I feel like I'm missing something..
BonkyMcSignFace
https://youtu.be/G0qZZc2nNzM
torokunai
one of those True Crime deals where he tried to talk his way out of mass-murdering his family to the police instead of shutting up & getting a lawyer so it makes for good TV – his best bet tho was fleeing to Saudi Arabia or something
FuckGlitter
Not long after this photo was taken he murdered his pregnant wife and two kids then dumped them in oil vats so he could avoid divorce. He's a total piece of crap.
Redshadow09
You and me both bro
benreilly10
He killed his whole family one at a time
jessethedude
Chris Watts killed his family. Netflix made a documentary about it called American Murder. This is a photo of the happy family before the horribleness.
IKissedAGuyNoHomo
Fun fact! The watt's murder house is still for sale, for whatever reason people don't wanna buy it.
AzurePaint26
Yea, they actually don't post the adress to keep lookey loos from going, and you have to have like.. money down or something before the realtor will even show the house.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
It sold in 2022
IKissedAGuyNoHomo
Oh shit really? Huh never saw anything about it. Do you happen to have a source by chance?
CubicleArtist
This guy killed his family for an affair, doesn’t make him a father worthy of a gift… or worthy of the title of father come to think of it.
johnvictor
From the sparse comments I've read detailing what he did, that's one of those very, very few instances I wouldn't mine the death penalty.
Robohobo541
Worthy of getting the shit kicked out of him every day in prison until he dies of anal prolapse.
ThePastmaster
Holy shit. Yeah. I was also sitting there like: Is he her brother or something, I don't get it. XD
SybilCrawley
The AI that made the ad doesn't know that.
Illendor
That was the detail I was missing.. Holy Shit.
Rkfinecake
https://www.ladbible.com/news/tv-and-film-chris-watts-receiving-racy-love-letters-from-female-fans-in-jail-20210908 -Apparently he's also a chick magnet now...
CubicleArtist
Yup
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lindabelchersfirstcousin
That asshole took those little girls, killed them, and dumped their bodies in a giant oil vat at his job. Yeah. Happy fucking father's day, Amazon.
bravotipo
I doubt it’s an Amazon product.
Zoroasterisk
JCS did a video on his crimes and subsequent interrogation https://youtu.be/Xfg861hO-Ag
CrazyGingerAle
um Wow I didnt realize that
mcshady
This was 100% a salty employee who knew what he was doing.
LowkeytheThiccsterGod
He also mostly did it so he could be free to get together with this other girl I'm pretty sure he met off of the internet. In interviews it didn't even seem like she was that interested in him to begin with.
sirfanciesadrought
Fuckin hell! Wtf?!
w1k2
The girlfriend got a lawyer as soon as this happened. Wonder why….
GhostofSumostar
And for what? Wasn't it cause he had the hots for some other chick?
NacLac
MrLivingDead140
Let's not forget how he strangled his pregnant wife with their comforter. Then smothered his youngest in front of his oldest daughter
rmcarboy
He didn't just "dump" them in a vat, he crammed their bodies through an 8 inch hole to get them in there.
daftpumpkin
oh my God * vomits*
cosonfused
How is this Amazon's fault?
CubicleArtist
Because it is their job to moderate content on their site…
SJBSavageInk
Jesus Christ.
Assholethecat
EVen worse, the space was so tight their skin gloved off.
Rheios
The warped thought which springs to my mind is "this leather is just baby's skin smooth" which is not the darkest word-phrase association I've ever had but its pretty fuckin' up there.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
There's a good documentary on it. All because he didn't want to lose his stuff in a divorce. Look, I hate MLM, but damn, I'd never kill someone shilling placebo weight-loss patches.
ThisGuyHere
Same. What a way to start my Saturday...
ThrobbinHoodz
Fuck off. Really??! That cunt needs one thing. 🩸🦅🫁
NorthmanoftheNorth
*heavy viking breaths*
ThrobbinHoodz
Let's go brother. ᶜᵃʳᵛᵉᵈ ᵘᵖᵒⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ⁿᵃᵏᵉᵈ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ
SLCtechie
Before I got into tech, I worked in law enforcement. Read so many PC affidavits that made me super depressed and horrified at the unthinkable things people are capable of. I read so many detailed reports and never got desensitized to it. I still can’t believe people are capable of something this horrific.
distraingotnobrakes
Intelligent people normally vastly underestimate the violence, cruelty and greed of the vast majority of free-range stupids. Unfortunately most top 5% intelligent people seem to make it a point to ignore this.
4vie
That human approximate deserves an Olympian punishment. Nothing we humans can do is cruel enough.
Ambrosyus
With an Olympian punishment would force him to wade through the river Styx, ferrying souls on his shoulders for the rest of eternity
ShiftingPattern
You realize no one at Amazon had any real say in that product being sold, right? They're a logistics company that enables tons of sellers.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Okay. Sue me, brah.
HikariShade
Save your soul some pain and never read or listen to the full details of what he did to his family. His little girls woke up mid-murdering them. I have listened and I'll let my soul weep enough for yall.
allihearisnoise
Genuine question, considering the nature of the crimes, how come you listened to it?
HikariShade
Ive been a true crime addict since before it became popular (the 80/90's Unsolved Mysteries kicked my fascination early) and some documentaries/podcasts go into more case detail than others. I didnt so much seek it out as it happend to be transcribed during one of the documentaries/podcasts of the case I was listening to at some point.
SecretCookies
For me, I feel like if their poor little souls can live through something that awful, the least I can do is hear their story. It's worse to suffer in silence and be forgotten.
undeadlemur
I came upon it during true crime podcasts
JankyJohnny
Morbid curiosity is a hell of a drug
allihearisnoise
What else?
HedonistBeard
Just in case you misunderstand the downvotes the answer is "nothing".