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Jun 16, 2021 11:31 PM
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kimchipizza
The ramen in #24 is gummy ramen.
yermas
#10 surely that gift was only a stocking filler
Jiddybit
#4 Ok, well do you tell the moon about her ass or her tits?
hollyboo
This was a solid dump
BrontTheGoodBoy
#13 Hell yeah, sign me up.
BitLizard
#4 so, ass?
ArchMagos
#30 me when someone asks if I want to go out to get lunch, even though I packed something healthy.
JPRiddles
#4 surprisingly wholesome! +1
UserNamesArentEasy
#1 I thought permit as in building permits. Was expecting to be able to build 1 thing today.
TheConnArtist
#24 I didn't know i was gonna be attacked like this.
MeTheWall
#1 I already have, I already have....
CaptainThePirate
#1 I’m gonna break the crabs rule about how many bad things I can do.
EvPointMaster
#2 fishnets are just an extra
xtenebrum
#1 What pen is it? Seems nice.
ParanoidCarrot
#17 what
DiscountMentat
#13 Starting families with cousins is so Alabaman.
TheFloob
#13 gave me incest vibes at first until I realized I'm just a perverted dumbass
ParanoidCarrot
also good
Maulbert
#1
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Muffdiver9
#12 Bitch don't act like being alive is a miracle. It's a pain in the ass. I gotta dedicate most of my damn day to working so I can exist.
BlackCollar
I assumed she was referring to surviving all the [alleged] drugs and alcohol. I totally see your point though, same here.
Blake242
People say life is a gift, but it feels like an unwanted obligation most of the time
Muffdiver9
Absolutely. Maybe if I ever get rich it'll change my mind.
RmanZ42
#29
derpydolphin
I've sadly had this same experience. Pickles are still great tho.
LivingDecomposition
I do love me some pickles.
powerrangerpl
Enjoy reading it every single time. What a rollercoaster.
FreeRangeToast
this is easily the wildest pickle-based story i will ever read in my entire life…
MamaRosie
This was so intense. I loved it. Thanks.
HotCarle
This sounds like a tasty version of this flush. https://www.healthline.com/health/salt-water-flush
HeraldOfTheBadger
If there's one thing imgur loves, it's bowel distress stories
bongles
I get that at home
CharmingPrism
Like the bad batch of sugar-free gummy bears.
standardalias
What the hell are angel numbers?
godammitmrnoodle
Short answer: woowoo
godammitmrnoodle
Long answer: 333 - Explore what you have to offer. “Your magic is unfolding,” says Stone. “Dig deep to discover your life`s higher purpose."
godammitmrnoodle
444 - Face things head on. “You signed up for this particular challenge [and] you have what it takes and will make it through,”
godammitmrnoodle
Source: https://parade.com/1158156/ashleylauretta/what-are-angel-numbers/
butthurtnevergetsbetter
3:33 and 4:44 seem to hint it's all-same-digit numbers.
Penelelop
I would call that a recurring number, kinda
ThanosTheGreat
Damn. No 6:66. Sadness.
Skathix
You mean 7:06?
Muffdiver9
I mean, 666 is the number of an angel.
dojustice
Lucifer?
bellowdeepinahorpse
Not 867-5309?