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My raised bed took a while as I'm 6'5" and needed the length. Downsides of being tall. Upsides - concerts and reaching things on top shelves.
My gear for the trip. Some items were used every day - knife, axe, saw, billycan where as others were dead weight. Looking at you wind up radio and book on Australian edibles. I also took a solar panel to charge gopro, head torch, phone for pics etc but it was about as useful as a left handed spoon.
Starting to take shape. I walked for 2 days and only got about 13kms (8 miles) because of hectic bush in and around my face that even the machete couldn't alleviate without some serious flailing. When I found this clearing by a river I threw down stumps and called it a win.
My pack all tucked up ready for a spanking in the -5 degree (23Fh) Victorian mountains. They opened the skiing season while I was out there and I could feel the wind chill blowing straight from the fields to my twitching eyeball.
I built a firewall so that I could be protected from the winds and any authorities hunting me for my extreme GoT streaming techniques. Pretty happy with that double entendré as I did have a fresh water stream that provided me with all my purified and boiled drinking water as well as some healthy Aussie trout in my gill net.
I Macgyver'd this billycan hook which had two settings - hellfire and forgotten tea.
Home sweet freezing ass home.
My camera and phone died pretty early on in the trip so this is the last pic I was able to take but I added a tarp to the inside of the shelter that extended out to a roof that caught the heat from the fire really well. Also put in top and tail walls to the lean to that cut out a bunch of wind chill factors and lay down a whole heap more foliage on the outside and under the raised bed. I ate mainly trout caught from my gill net and a few native edible plants - I trapped a rabbit on day 8 which was tasty af and helped a lot with the mental ordeal of getting out and trying to survive in the wilderness. I still lost 4kgs (9lbs) All in all it was a fantastic trip that I will definitely do again - just maybe not in sub zero temps next time as I spent a good portion of my nights judging the hell out if past me for deciding to do it in winter.
kjm219
I saw the forgotten tea part and said "OH SHIT" And remembered to drink my tea. It was still at least warm. You're a hero @OP upvote for you
n6n43hix
Macgyver'd +1
AnnieGoolahee
Forgotten tea. I had yet to have heard that as a measure of temperature, but damned if it wasn't perfect.
Reddiance1
Next time take a normal camera that can take hundreds of shots on 1 charge. Would have loved to see more pictures.
BurnieCinders
G'Day mate, what brand of sleeping bag for the long dudes? thx
PerusinThrough
I got a Kathmandu size large but still had to bend the knees a bit to fit in fully.
Chantelevision
Your insane doing this in Victoria...in winter....in the hills. Brave
PerusinThrough
Probably won't be doing that one again anytime soon.
personcav
dig the musicman! @op
PerusinThrough
Yeah it's a fantastic sounding amp. So clean and warm.
personcav
i always hear good things about those!
djdialup
Congrats on not Into The Wild-ing yourself
PerusinThrough
Haha - yeah pretty happy not Alexander Supertramping.
DumbAssRehyphenations
#7 *sweet freezing ass-home
theimgurappsucksballs
Me camping alone:
myselfasme
Hectic Bush and Hellfire and Forgotten Tea would be awesome band names.
PerusinThrough
I think you're onto something there.
awkwardgoddess
Upvoted for Aussie and cause I'm a rover scout so I appreciate the hell out of this.
PerusinThrough
Nice one! Quick question though - what's a rover scout? Like a classification of your skill level?
ilikebenches
over 18 basically
FruitsmakemeToots
If anybody likes this, check out primitive technology on youtube
usercide
+1 for the last two tags alone! Good read, nice to see what you built. Also, you survived! Good job!
AdditionNumberOne
+1
PerusinThrough
Thanks :) it'll only get easier from here on in right?
usercide
Mostly, yes. You did a harder climate trip, and now have the confidence in knowing you can handle it. Lessons learned, skills honed.
SecSantaThrowAway
Primitive technology on easy mode.
DeadOnionSaysWhat
What I've never understood about sleeping outdoors...how do you not get bugs in your ears/nose/mouth?!
PerusinThrough
TBH it was so cold that there weren't many bugs out and about. But usually it's just one of the downsides of camping.
Minjita
Pack weight on that bad boy?
PerusinThrough
Roughly 30kgs (66lbs)
dumbr
I bet you have an awesome zombie apocalypse plan
PerusinThrough
Not so much for zombies but I do have a SHTF plan. For Justin.
WilliamKeith
What did you do while you waited 'till the billy boiled?
CromNsteel
He sang as he watched of course
PerusinThrough
Actually that's spot on. Didn't even think about that but the birds didn't mind a bit of a tune while I waited.
N0ledge
That's winter ahah *laugh in canadian* We get those temps at night in the mountains while it's summer. Nice trip tho, makes me want to do it
PerusinThrough
In summer?! Damn, I would not survive a hike up there...
N0ledge
it's only at night and it's not that bad when you have a good sleeping bag. It gets hotter during the day too
ElCapitanBarbarossa
Is it a legal requirement that if you are over 6 feet tall you must find a way of mentioning it?
BurnieCinders
I'm over 6ft tall.
DidNoOneNoticeThis
Yeah. They even have to register online now and go door to door to their neighbors.
TransistorRadio
As a woman over 6' tall, yes we are required to mention our height at least 3 times a day.
viila
He's got ~30 branches above a below his bed, that's about 4 more than someone of average height would've needed. Not that significant...
CuntPuncher1000
Did you have sex with bigfoot?
PerusinThrough
No-one will ever know...
Maximusthalos
TA Outdoors Fan?
PerusinThrough
That guy is awesome!
EasierToPrayWhenIMasturbate
You didn't macguyver shit, you jerry rigged the fuck out of it, you glorious, inspirational, bastard.
GooseIsHere
Check out Joe Robinet on youtube, it's where I think OP got the idea.
PerusinThrough
Thanks Cuntsparkles!
Splartacus
No food or water....? Does papa John's deliver that far out?
waiwode
Pretty much just is the southern-most parts, and at elevation.
Goldcart
Doubtful, unfortunately. You have to hunt your own pizza out there.
tobiassolem
Fishing rod, and canteen that you can boil lake water in :)
FullTilt151
What kind of bow? PSE?
PerusinThrough
Not sure TBH - It was an ebay special from China as it was my first one. Don't judge me...
FullTilt151
No judgement here my friend. Looks like an awesome time.
collcoll
Did you spend most of your time fishing/exploring? Or just relaxing?
PerusinThrough
Lots of time spent chopping wood for the shelter and fire to boil water. Did quite a bit of exploring and had only one relaxing day.
dweadpiewitwobbits
Judging by the bottle of lotion under the "bed" (next to the box of kleenex), I'd say relaxing.
ZoeyDate
I ducking scrolled back up to look, same you.
ZoeyDate
Fuck you. I had to scroll back up to check.
dweadpiewitwobbits
:D
Terebravisse
Impressive. I'd be dead 5 minutes after leaving my car.
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
You're not supposed to hop out on the freeway.
SvarvSven
In seconds, that is a bit.
MyHumourProbablyIsntForYou
..At 150 miles an hour on the highway.
Gayforbae
andychristman2000
FuzzyX
After finding a mysterious staircase within the forest.
SaintMaceToTheFace
Yep
Jus10Ed
That sounds cool. Is that a reference to something?
FuzzyX
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3sktwj/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/
Jus10Ed
Oof that's a lot of text. Thanks, I'll have to come back to it.
riffifi
Read the comments too
EVILtheKAT
MyOtherEmailMaybe
TIL a firewall is a real thing that makes sense outside of networking tech.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Even in the middle of nowhere, the Chinese will attempt to hack yo shit.
dweadpiewitwobbits
Also used in buildings to help stop fire from spreading.
Nize426
This makes more sense in terms of networking.
acme64
where do you think the name comes from
oneoldman
Networks catching on fire (digital edition)
cogs
What do you think is between you and the engine in your car?
GloryBeToME
I don't think about it, I just thank the gods that put together a steaming hunk of metal that takes me places more quickly than I could walk
UsernameNeededPleaseProvide
Steering wheel.
somethingaboutcatss
This guy gets it
MyOtherEmailMaybe
Actually I think I had heard this a long time back. Appreciate the reminder!
ImWonderingIfIllEverGetMyOwnUsername
As someone who is wanting to start out proper camping like this. What gear/tips would you recommend?
Rizzix
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KharnApproves
A woobie. A good knife. A water filter. Iodine. Water resistant everything. More socks than you think you need. Good boots.
dweadpiewitwobbits
Icra
Return home when you are halfway to the end of your rope, not when you are at the end of your rope. Make sure someone know where you are.
tormady
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Cal1te
Start small and with the right equipment, that's the stage I am at. Pack some MREs as a last resort, don't venture to far.
wilkins1952
make sure it is legal to trap and kill for food nowadays most places really do not like that and it can carry really hefty fines/jail time
Blazic
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GooseIsHere
Go check out Joe Robinet on youtube for all the tips you could ask for. It's where OP got his ideas from.
ImWonderingIfIllEverGetMyOwnUsername
I'm subbed to him I think!
PerusinThrough
yup yup. Guy is awesome.
ultravioletultraviolence
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DuckThatBarks
If you're asking that question, Tip #1 is that you don't try it on your lonesome first time out. Isolated + Inexperienced= Darwin Award.
vipe650r
I don't know, it can be a nice way to meet a S&R woman.
ImWonderingIfIllEverGetMyOwnUsername
Yeah I know that but I'd like to Camp like this with a small group of friends and then eventually alone
DuckThatBarks
I've solo'd dozens of times all over the world. But I have no clue on doing it in the UK.
ImWonderingIfIllEverGetMyOwnUsername
I also live in the UK where nothing except northerners can kill you
thediscoBiscuits
Thats a real risk. We'll kill and eat anything if we catch it.
yummmmm
these voices insane are telling me tales from the stars!
1mazrim
Not before putting it in a pie!
Zenithilior
Where were you? The only places I have camped and hiked in vic is the Grampians
jaredisawesomeandstuff
Canada?
ballpeenX
Oz I think.
musicalmammal
I live half an hour from the Grampians and go hiking up there every so often
shawesome
I understood that reference
robdedog89
Fuck yeah Victoria represent, never been to the buckland before but done some hiking around mccallister springs and love it up there
musicalmammal
Holy fucking shit people on Imgur live near me. I always thought everyone on here is from America and Europe or something
thissitestealswhatcouldvebeenmyproductivity
We've just begun allowing you in. Don't push it.
shadolance
American here - I traveled Aus + NZ back in 2007-2008, loved the Grampians, Mt. Cook (NZ), Cradle Mt (Tasmania), and Wine Glass Bay :D
fissnoc
I had no idea it actually got below freezing in Australia
Imguralterego
Yup. Had a winter frost last night (-5C, 23F) and lost all the late fruiting plants in my garden. Ice everywhere this morning.
musicalmammal
Holy shit -5?! The lowest it's been in my town so far this winter is -2. Where in Vic are you?
BadnewMilksteak
The southern areas get pretty damn cold, especially at higher altitudes. Also the desert at night, as there's nothing to keep heat in
FerAloDanRic
It was -7c in Sale (Gippsland region, Victoria) two mornings ago.
Aldusa
I live 10 mins out of Sale, can confirm. Although its the only time i can remember that its happened.
PerusinThrough
I was up in the Vic highlands on Buckland river. Absolutely cracking country up there.
IJustWantToMakeCrazyScienceWithYou
Should give Wilpena Pound in SA a shot, or somewhere in the Flinders Ranges
Billy2sweet
A lot of drug addicts huh
ASithInTraining
Are you Bjorn Irinside? Just proving you can do it and not die? Did you kill a bear? A beserker?
ImThePrincessInTheOtherCastle
I wanna go too!
illegalleopard
There's some excellent back country out past Lorne that I loved when I lived in Melbourne. Give that a go some time.
IsuckAsthis
How did you not freeze?! I'm inside in Brisbane and dying.
SadisticTrout
I do a yearly survival weekend in the high country. In april i went for 4 days with only a billy, a knife, and a hatchet. (Healesville) 1/2
SadisticTrout
Went with two buddies, and we got clocked by that massive rain storm that came in anzac day weekend. Only at 12 wild mushrooms in 4 days 2/3
SadisticTrout
Love buchan. Just bought a ton of land up near swifts creek. So peaceful and beautiful up that way. 3/3 btw i know healesv not high country
bb2b
Oi aye crackin country but aint no hjs
digglesworth
He said something. I'm trying to decipher it, but it's not working.
Dyslexicbirch
Wtf victoria in winter my god your game
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Please define 'cracking'
Sauroctonus
"great"
onehourphoto
Buckland river ey? I grew up in Myrtleford. Beautiful part of the country for camping, but yeah, probably not during winter
TheRealDenDen
Its odd how many imgurians there are in these small towns
bluemeaniesarecoming
Buckland? You've been in farmer Maggot's crops again!
Zenithilior
Good times man. Nothing like the clean feeling you get spending some time amongst nature
creaothceann
As a programmer, someone please install some glass between me and said nature.
Leadfoot
like windows?
PerusinThrough
kilnborn
I spent some time amongst nature once. Nature called me a cab to take me back home. It was glorious.
Zenithilior
Who got sick of who first? haha
kilnborn
It turns out, the southwest desert has no toilet paper trees! Or any other trees. Or any other plants with leaves.