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Nov 20, 2016 4:25 PM
TheArtFriend
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DWGifWrecker
Did he get her?
HappuHappu
The fact that one of my characters would willingly do this to get a love interests and the fact I love it deserves a Upvote +1
Volt1ighter
Is that Sergio Flores?! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
BringTheSilence
Saxual harassment in our schools has gone on long enough! I'm getting on the horn to the school board! There will be treble for him!
GiddyKipper
https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws like this ?
DoubleDickDonkey
I would be his.
kittypoopappledrink
Delicioso
echo1echo
The 80's are alive and kicking
Theflakypoopcrustofanadultdiaper
Sounds like he was a little HORN-y! HaHa! HaHa! HaHa! He. He...
lucillethelooseseal
GUYS GUYS! He's copying sexy sexy sax man Sergio Flores https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws
MischievousMagpie
That better have fucking worked!
supercalifraglisticexistentialcrisis
Hey, play that one by George Michael
ViruSoul
Ohh My!! Men and his shenanigans for a coitus
holdontoyourdignity
Looks like they're praising him not back up dancers. Well played Miguel, well played
coreyboy87
https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws
bboychino508
Hahaha this is actually my friend! XD
TripToeJoe
Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
DrunkSnowWhite
Definitely believe. There was some guy in my school's band who did this occasionally for no reason.
jhaney37
NuclearChimichangas
WHAM!
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
Funny, Careless Whisper started playing in my head when I saw the sax, but before I read the text
30Blok
Then his work here is done
CheckOutMyFavoritesPart2
You know that song is about cheating right?
AgoutiCutie
That's what I was going to say, lol
Dhoosty
Dude, he stole this bit! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
supercalifraglisticexistentialcrisis
That's the joke
orbobb
that was a blast from the past
alfado
WumbologyPHD
jcro21
Well fuck, now that song is gonna be going all 10hr version in my head :(
HighSlayerRalton
+1 for backup dancers
MrPlotTwister
I think those are just some onlookers bowing to the master
JumballWotersun
Anyone else remember Sexy Saxmans Sexy Saxograms?
idrinkcheapbeer
ITSMRTORGUEYELLINGSTUFF
MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS YOU SAXY BADASS!!!!
FartSmarterNotHarder
Doesn't matter, had sax.
Sandyundertones
I wonder if it worked? Honestly, I could see this go either way.
kidcolt
Pfft. He's got me feeling like a sexy princess.
JerryWhinefeld
Marry her off to strengthen your alliance with France?
MultiPorpoise
Have fun, get drunk, but her some nice clothes and crash the car?
Xeverik67
becauseracevan
I still remember the day I discovered epic sax guy. The guy who introduced it to the class managed to get it on the school pa later that day
Thistly
You really are dedicated to this, arn't you? XD
ITSMRTORGUEYELLINGSTUFF
MR TORGUE IS ALWAYS DEDICATED!!!
D34dStar
EXPLOSIONS
LongtimeLurker148
No one else in the cafeteria seems to care...
CorneliusCornwall
He does this like 2 a month.
TheHeathLedger
"Dammit! Miguel is at it again"
HighSlayerRalton
They're just waiting for their cue.
Golduneye
Smells like teen spirit
runia24
Yeah, that's high school for ya.
BinocularsAreFuckinAwesome
That's like the 5th time it happened. They just rolled their eyes like Miguel's at it again.
TouchThaFishyyy
SendMeYourBestHentai
The only times highschool students care what others are doing in the cafeteria is when theres a fight.
tarataqa
or when I forget to wear a condom...
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
or someone drops a plate
IAmTheBadW01f
*everyone starts clapping*
Caspooky
*plate drops, lunch lady storms out of the kitchen* "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"
AlkeneThiol
You had glass plates in your cafeteria? Did you go to fucking Windsor High School?
GiantDad420
We had Styrofoam. Made of sadness. Sad-rofoam.
JAFIOI
His hot sax covered her in jazz.
SerialChillinSpree
Then, she blew the steel pipe until sweet melodies got sprung f/long staff. The Cockcophony of sound wrecked ear drums that were banged hard
iReallyDontGetIt
Get that boy off they countertop cried mother
Mgiggity
Then it was her turn. She played with his organ for a while but the D became stuck. He looked for big titties but all he could C flat.
JAFIOI
There's no C flat. That would be B. Nice try though.
IncreasingChaos
You have no idea how many times I've seen e sharp.
Mgiggity
Musician here. It was a pun. I was trying to B sharp.
METAAAAAAAAAL
But... there's no B sharp, that's C
Sifernos
I remember the stupid shit I did in the cafeteria and it was kind of impressive how crazy we could get before we were even noticed...
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
I used to put (unused) tampons in people tomato soup. In the time of hiphuggers, my friends threw times into girls' cracks.
TouchThaFishyyy
Hobo42
All I had to do was walk into a cafeteria of a school I didn't go to. They noticed within 5 mins.
AlkeneThiol
Well. When you're a 42 year old hobo, this isnt surprising
AlkeneThiol
My friends and I used to open milk cartons and throw them behind our head without looking as far as we could and then blame other people.
AlkeneThiol
2) And *we* were the middle school nerd table that was stereotypically supposed to be picked on
eetsumkaus
my senior year, my friend and I stole a cart of soda from the honor student luncheon and spent the afternoon handing them out to classrooms
HomelyArgonianMaid
u the real mvp
NEClamChowderAVPD
Apparently I went to the most boring HS ever. Nothing exciting ever happened in the cafeteria.
anugg
Same, we didn't even use our cafeteria most of the time. Think in four years I went in it maybe ten times.
NEClamChowderAVPD
Some people used it but lots of us left campus for lunch. Maybe crazy things did happen and I was just never around. I'd have heard though
DongSayaDae
The only crazy shit i remember from the cafeteria is that everytime there was meatballs the "last sitting" always ended up having a war... (
DongSayaDae
There was also a fight that broke out once - was about 10 (5v5ish) guys duking it out - was pretty wild, suspensions en-masse... think they(
DongSayaDae
were stopped by teachers eventually... i dont actually remember how it ended - possible they are still going at it in the cafeteria i guess.
mwppmarauders
A girl at my school got hit with a chair, WWE style. Teachers didn't notice til they heard the noise.
Sifernos
A guy I hung out with broke lunch trays on me for fun. They noticed after the third or fourth in a row when I put my fist straight through.
TouchThaFishyyy
adam1111
When I was a wee lad I joined a new school and one of my first days I chucked a yoghurt at some dude and yelled "FOOD FIGHT". No one joined.
undeaddevon11
I had a group of girls all simultaneously dump their fruit on me for singing "barbie girl" over and over :/
Sifernos
I see nothing unusual about this. I saw a girl have her bra thoroughly explored for cash whilst she was still in it screaming...
freshoffthecouch
What