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aninvisiblemaniac
I always lose my shit at Super friends
SuperDuckyGamer
This is great.
LilVampy
I posted an Owl Turd dump too. Surprisingly ours had none of the same ones. Almost posted the first one tho
VigorousButtstuff
Regarding Winter? Put on a fucking sweater. No one's gonna judge you for wearing a sweater in the house.
CogitatorX
Is this supposed to be funny humorous? Or Family Circle humorous?
pleasesendcows
NewBandNameICalledIt
nice post!
striker88
But how the kids know the horror of business cards?
complainertm
Always up vote owlturd
SomeTopShelfUsername
APackOfExcitedGingers
I'm standing in line at Lowe's and audibly lost my shit at "I am unworthy of the title human"
ChaosLierLen637
Owlturd is truly fantastic.
HickorysmokedDoorKnob
As a Michigander, the "Where is Winter" one got me.
Insomnia297
Incredible Violence is my spirit animal.
Kizsurian
The one about energy bills, that's us in the summer. In the winter, we don't run the heater, ever. In the summer, we have to or we risk 1/
Kizsurian
heat sickness as our apartment's above the laundry room and is an absolute hot box in the summer. A/C often can't keep up until it's 4am 2/2
srsfaceI8C
Doesn't @owlturd post on Imgur sometimes?
shenanigansen
he does, secretly, under the username @shenanigansen
Kruggon
Alright I don't get the Tim one can someone explain it to me?
Wooper160
Oh wow that just reminded me I haven't taken Spanish in over a year but a couple days ago I had a dream in spanish.
DyzzTB
Somewhat ashamed that I relate to the candy comic.
trwnz
Dont worry, you're not alone :p
MyExistence
Same. But I eat candy, drink, AND consume coffee like that as well!
sunsparkad
I hadn't seen that last one.
bunnyrut
Pbbbt pbbbthbbbt
The22ndDoctor
How do you not quote Ben Kenobi in the last one?? "The email messages are easily frightened, but they'll be back in greater numbers."
InexplicablyAvailableUsername
bbt bbbt bbbbbbt pbbbbbt
Cheomesh
So, French, then.
Pennsylvaniastan
I would surrender to Tim as well. My god two sporks the damage that could inflict is incalculable!
MiTiZu
I thought it was salad tongs.
SpyceyBrycey
Great for removing eyeballs.
Pennsylvaniastan
Handsome Jack here
MiTiZu
Removing a human eye is easy. All it takes is confidence, and a coffee spoon.
Cheomesh
I tried to do the whole keep the heat low and deal with it thing one winter. Pipes froze. Yay.
TheRealJuralumin
It’s winter here right now and we just use a fireplace, it does mean having to chop wood in the cold, but it’s super worth it
Butane9000
There's things called winter clothing and such to off set the reduced heat from machinery.
Cheomesh
That's nice. Doesn't save my pipes.
warick
That'll save on your water bill. Can't use it if it's full of ice.
BrontTheGoodBoy
Yay, frugality!
Cheomesh
Hah, yeah...except it busted the pipes.Apparently whomever did my laundry room insulated them FROM the heat of the house.
SmartererThanYou
Wear a sweater.
Ronniethunderpeen
Well, would ya look at mr "I have sweater money" over here.
SmartererThanYou
Well, would ya look at mr "I have AC money" over here. ;)
cousteau
SmartererThanYou
Better than the heat :D
CriticaLImgury
King0fTheFall
Iknooow right
tubaaron
Change that sign to October and it's spot on, Minnesota resident here
ISpiltCoffeeOnMyPhone
2016 Canadian winter in a nutshell
gakagoat
North Carolina's summertime right now is waaaay worse.
Codebluu
You don't even know. Iowa resident.
BaggedSoup
I went to Jeff Dunham's show in Fayetteville in December, two, maybe three years ago and he had Achmed up and talked about our weather 1/2
BaggedSoup
Achmed: Oh what's on the weather today. Oh you know little bit of everything
codecell675
More like Indiana's winter in a nutshell
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Kentucky too. No ice until January and no snow until late February, early March.
AlltheDoctorWho
I couldn't agree more.
ReturnofthePLK
This was the first Owlturd comic I ever saw
InfinityOnHigh0109
Last christmas we were wearing t-shirts ad shorts... It was very humid
CriticaLImgury
Yeah i remember that,. We were too and i live in the mountains. lol
Xerferin
Noooo. From north Dakota and moved to north Carolina recently. You guys don't have winter.
afterdinneromelets
Depends where you live... anything west of Boone and I agree, but the mountains definitely get pretty cold.
afterdinneromelets
Shit, I meant east of Boone...
EvilBrainAngelHeart
I live just south-east of Boone, and can confirm that once you come down the mountain winters get much warmer.
Pegussu
No, fuck that. My heat can keep up. My AC cannot. Let the frost-wraiths descend with their winter cloak to slay this summer hell.
TheGirafe
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Houston"
Pennsylvaniastan
I think Tim and Incredible Violence are related.
wannaBCBA
Maybe Tim IS Incredible Violence.
MrJacinto
*audible gasp*
UmmmPhrasing
Directed by M Night Shamalamadingdong
iamespia
I've never seen them both in the same room
TheMayor0fCanTown
MIND. BLOWN.
Balenar
faithfuldoubt
Nah, Incredible Violence has a nose.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Voldemort has a nose, too, but then he lost it. These things happen to incredibly violent guys named Tim or Tom...
iSoulend
So Incredible Violence became Tim when they cut his nose, I see
onyxthemun
Voldemort syndrome, clearly
BrontTheGoodBoy
"On that day, Incredible Violence died, and so began the wrath of...TIM."
ThatOneGalFromThatOnePlaceThatYouTotallyKnow
TIM - The Incredible Miolence
Pieizgood
what's with Tim and his one sea?
blaynbarbosa
Just uh... nothing. He definitely didn't do anything to any of us. Just don't go to that sea, OK?
brakeurself
the comic was basically a "If you can do one thing, do it well." mini plot.
LesbianTrappedInManBody
He's comes so far out of left field it's intimidating
thelizardking24
I thought it might have to do with him being so unintimidating that people surrendered because they felt bad. Haha
muinmuin
Based on the other responses, I'd say no one knows lol
yoshimasta
Yeah, no one knows!! Ay lmaaao
SaucySausage
He's the scourge of the one sea that the other two were terrified of i think
icameinlikeafeckingball
I'm guessing it's a Dread Pirate Roberts kind of situation.
eetsumkaus
I think that's the joke. He only scourges 1 sea and the booth guy assumes it's the one the other two don't touch
digabdo
TheUnknownNoob
If the last two badasses you saw said they were terrified of the guy in one sea, would you be afraid of that guy? Even if he was Tim?
eetsumkaus
the joke is along comes some loser who only scourges one sea and booth guy assumes it's the one the two don't touch.
MrPresidentCthulhu
I fear Tim above all else, for he is the one who some call Tim.
blessedarethecheesemakers
The Enchanter.