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LintillaAllitnil
Kid's high off sticker glue.
razteo
Cant blame the kid - she was booooooooring!
WildScotsman6
Lol hes tryin so hard to eat them!!
MealeaYing
Holy shit thats funny!
TheRealDavo
MahatmaGandhu
Notice BIll's kind of doing it, too?
dennydorko
Would have been a better running mate than Tim Kaine.
gizmoduckjp
would have been a better candidate too.
iSaff
She never made fun of his disability on stage, or kicked a baby out. That's probably where it went wrong.
Turtleproof
What were the Secret Service agents thinking as they watched this guy, or did they fail to notice him?
rocketturttle
they were almost certainly laughing and subtly taking pictures
ComradeNinjaCow
Caesurachris1
BathoryImmortal
https://pics.me.me/spoiler-alert-hillary-wins-14979248.png
OunceTheOZ
folder[forever]
bluegargoyle
escalinci
It's very weird that, even with the same Senate and Congress, I can imagine more major legislation having been passed if she were president.
talenphillips
Weird? The legislature would have done the exact same thing they did during Obama's second term… namely: stamp their feet and pout.
su007
Why am I not 50 stickers ahead you might ask!
Bob64
stalarismode
I watched this yesterday so this is especially funny for some reason.
sammbalam
That Marty's got whacked out poo brain
FallingStar7669
That I knew immediately where both of those came from made it so much better.
lka1988
Ok, I got BTTF, but what's the other one?
knoldpold
Charlie the unicorn right?
kritzsie
Adventure Time season 2, episode 2.
Yeraton
mlem. mlem. mlemmlem.
Muttmutt
Did his friend almost barf or burp?
Piornet
He coughed.
sadtreefriend
ZippytheMuppetKiller
I wish his sign really said "FIGHT US"
Sp00kyVaginosis
When Adams acid finally kicks in after all this time. Wasn't a bum tab after all
un4spyder
I legit thought this was him.
noobkiller5000
Same
theaon3t
Me too! Was looking for a comment with Adam Divine
PeterMerkin
Are we sure it isn't? Maybe Just no set makeup.
His eye brows look the same!
TechnicallyRight
UnpopularScrotum
Her campaign in a nutshell.
JupitersWitch
Blah blah hate Trump...blah blah blah Mexicans..blah blah...minorities...blah blah...women..blah blah free stuff.
Justiceforbradswife
You need a lot more first woman president in there and then your good
TheDARKNESSisSPREADING
svga
UUUUUUUUUUGH - I heard this live on the radio and seeing it was worse - so rough "what, with like a rag or something?"
Vectorman2
When BAE asks you what happened to all the emails
MAGMADIV3R
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Whoa. HOLD THE FRONT DOOR. Where is this piece of gold from?
Slausher
https://youtu.be/aoXDe8HxHBA
Wow. The video that keeps on giving. Imagine the dank memes if she'd become President? Trump is such a nutjob you can't satire him.
Dillonisms
I'd rather never talk about any aspect of 2016 ever again
LizardEnterprises
That'd be nice, but we need to get rid of the hateful childish cheeto-dusted dump we got stuck with first...
IdeaOfLove
And replace him with a competent ideologue who wants the same things?
I'd rather have a competent ideologue I disagree with on 90% of things, but who I'm sure won't destroy NATO, or start WWIII
Pense is a truly reprehensible human being. His policies would be disastrous. But we have survived bad policies before. Trump is worse.
Pence has a chance of actually governing horribly, whereas Trump hasn't really accomplished much. Agree to disagree I guess.
spudpicker
I despise Pence as well, but at least he would play politely on the world stage. Losing international credibility could kill the economy.
todayok
His 4 year term is 1/8 over and he's gotten absolutely squat shit done. Except for giving his daughter and son-in-law W House swamp jobs.
BuickRiviera
Wow that actually made me feel a bit better.
1/3 Well, no. They've passed zero new important legislative bills, true, but they did succeed in stealing a supreme court seat, rolling back
3/3 decades to repair, and erode trust in public institutions on a nation-wide and worrying degree. And that healthcare bill isn't dead, yet
2/3 a fuckton of important and vital regulations, damage our relations with our allies and standing in the world in ways that will take
RichardManeuver
He looks like and acts like Adam from Workaholics
graveyardshifty
thought the same thing. #demampcamp
EmmaWatsonReference
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2014/01/O0adam.gif
StarlightSnep
I was thinking a mudkip, but that works too!
Maybe Adam fucked a mudkip?
it's a very likely scenario
THANK GOD this wasn't a Trump rally! Trump would put him on his staff in charge of something important.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
and then still win the election and use his party majority to do whatever he wants, amirite?
IronicUsername
Nah, he just appears dumb. You need stupidity AND malice to secure a spot in the Trump administration.
grandfalloon
At this point, I'll take it.
Is there a "Be Serious All the Time" position? Because Trump tends to glance at job descriptions and then fill them with the exact opposite.
SpecSnowflk
RUSSIAN HACKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SirBrendan
Except the Russians really did hack the DNC on state orders....That's a matter of record, not a polarized opinion.
No, I've seen the evidence released. Their standard of tying actions to an "actor group" & then that action to Russia suck.
Nothing in the government releases tie anything to the Russian state. At best, one could *assume* a Russian civilian's involvment.
And when you consider the fact that the CIA & other entities had a toolkit that specifically advocates utilizing Russian methods...
...as a way of covering their tracks, and the fact that that CIA toolkit was leaked to the public (before Wikileaks leaked it)...
[deleted]
https://www.us-cert.gov/sites/default/files/publications/JAR_16-20296A_GRIZZLY%20STEPPE-2016-1229.pdf Joint analysis of FBI and Homeland
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/27/politics/russia-dnc-hacking-csr/index.html There's actually quite a bit more than, but it's interesting
This is actually the link to the full release: https://www.us-cert.gov/security-publications/GRIZZLY-STEPPE-Russian-Malicious-Cyber-Activity
The other one is missing relevant documents.
Moridin23
He's clearly a Russian operative sent to sabotage her election
insegrevious
Adam Demamp?
AgentSmithPS4
Not sure if he's special needs or just a democrat.
Dares
Applepotamus
wow where was obama during this
"anonymous sources"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"Just get the cameraman to sign this as 'Anonymous' before we report on it."
Azzazzello
Just confirmed by CNN
Jrhoney
Even if it weren't confirmed CNN would still report on it.
Falkorburnstoo
Damn! Did you see that jumbo jet that went right over your head?
Mooninites
That sounds super dangerous... cruising altitude is supposed to be at 39,000 feet
MemesNDreams16
Did you hear that Vladimir Putin is kahoots with the Russians?
wwwhhHHHAAAAT?...
NNNNOOOOOoooooo...
Mouthhug
It's been confirmed with 16 different intelligence agencies.
FlorbFnarb
I heard it was something like 492 intelligence agencies.
Probably atleast a thousand.
YarTheBug
Of coarse to CIA found evidence of Russian hacking; they wrote the program to do the hacking and leave the evidence!!
Arbitrarynamehere
leaveevidence.exe
blamesomeonelse.computerfile
Tachyon000
So this is why Trump's still popular. Interesting
Because he said he had a better, cheaper healthcare plan which wouldn't touch medicare and ready for Day 1... err... ummm... forget that...
RedDwarfIV
including the coast guard
And the Delaware neighborhood watch.
and a life guard in california
Who Bill may or may not have raped.
JMaxGarage
Let me guess, he committed suicide after the election shooting himself twice in the head while he hung himself for no apparent reason...
konelhft
*hanged
*hunged
Fatpicasso
Nah, just one of the top positions in trump cabinets, his experience being stickers
DaneBrass
"He has the best stickers. I see it all the time & I go 'hey, great job - love what you do' & he goes '....*mouth movements*...' FANTASTIC"
Zaranthan
William Stickers is innocent!
buttshredder
How does blatantly retarded shit like this get upvoted? You know the guy that popularized that bullshit was a holocaust denier, yeah?
ManMashine
Or maybe you just have a different sense of humor. That's fine. It happens.
maybe cause people find it funny? I know I do. You should head out to your safe space if this offends you.
Your regurgitated response doesn't even work here. Your post is just aggressively stupid and you got called out.
yep, funny.
alsoAzrael
People fall for those "death lists" all the time. If you make a huge number of accusations, they appear true even if no single one is.
ha, funny.
And it gets to the point where the families of lost loved ones end up getting harassed by people who, I dunno, think they know the 'truth.'
LemonsAndGarlic
like that pizza joint in DC.
I do not know of any bereaved affected by that, except perhaps those bereaved of tasty pizza service while the restaurant closed.
ErinFromTheOffice
theofficeison
Hey Erin. Miss you.
murks
It would be amazing if they were brothers
CraftedLine
How brother or cousin I bet!
OatsThePantless
You wan... Sum fuk?
ChanningTastum
AniSophira
Omgoodness I know that lawyer.
ExcellentUseOfGIFAwardCommittee
DrWigglesworth
That's a pretty good Emu impression to be fair
Batmans3rdNipple
The first two remind me of the two chirps some cars make when you lock them
JizzOnYourBeard
This motherfucking better be the top motherfucking comment on this motherfucking thread.
ShowALK
It is.
Pikka
I fucking KNEW this glorious bozo would be here... Looking at one after the other, they look kinda similar, don't they?
HD2composer
Erin! ...been looking for you, we doing July 29th again? Its only 30 days from now
Pretty sure it'll happen.
icarusv13
Im a huge fan of your work
Slindrin
FuzzLightbeard
I will never not upvote Drew Scanlon
theshrektacularshrek
From now on I will know him as something other than the blinking white guy
TwahaRamadhani
"Just do it"
imAUser
Followed his shirt
Had a moment of doubt, looked at his and he knew what had to be done
PascalCasedUserName
But I don't want to rape and pillage...
MikeMcAwesome91
Cubez88
The dude coughing next to him is like "Oh shit i'm coughing O.O"
sulfuratus
Why did you comment this as a reply to this gif?
OuchYoureonmyhair
Forgive him for he knows not the error of his ways.
pI2upp888
meep meep
I'd say it's more of a "murp murp"
Nuggetmcg
meeeeep.
ElTigreChang
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/meep-merp/
Smittywerbenjagermenjenson
Fucking silences.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
This idiot always makes me laugh. I'm simple that way. And many other ways.
FrancoUnAmerican
Bop bop
Axewhipe
Bee boop
Steakunit
Simple Jack!
75PercentSith
They went full retard.
Never go full retard.
FragileDonkey
Same. I'm easily entertained. That's probably a good thing.
It really is. There's nothing worse than having to WORK toward your own entertainment.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
meganical
I forgot how funny this is and just tried breathing out my nose so I wouldn't wake up my friend by laughing and it failed miserably
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"This is how I, a human being, and definitely not an imposter posing as one, should react to balloons, yes? Wonderment activated."
CrustyMustard91
Yes, i must engage in merriment, as a human would...
grinner
She is just the fakest human being.
HeywouldJablowme
What a robot she was. Hope she stays away but I doubt it
My fav
ThatsPermanent
This is my moving favorite image of her. So contrived. So hopeful.
PullShporttel
Tempted to make a throwaway account just to post the... other... version of this gif.
karlbadmanners
I love you
andrewmiller789
To this GIF I must say, her reaction- "I can lose an election. Wow" haha
retgarr
I don't think I could possibly viscerally hate her more than I do when seeing this gif.
IIIHalezIII
- classic -
Ancalagon2096
I still wonder what she saw to this day...
JetDealer
One claims it's her O'face
willywonkasworstnightmare
She saw the future, and the November, 2016 election returns.
trubblebot
It was the giant sparklers/pyrotechnics that went off overhead right before the balloon drop.
I wish someone looked at me the way she looks at balloons..
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
TFW the drugs kick in
Her face! I've never seen someone so happy about balloons
Find video of Bill playing with them after they dropped. He was having a blast.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
IIRC it was sort of an exaggerated reaction to balloons/fireworks or something like that?
bedsound
There were like a billion balloons. Like a comedic amount of balloons. My reaction would have been "why tf are there so many balloons?"
Yeah, but you're (presumably) human...
Exaggerated for sure lol
ForReasonsOfScience
They always drop balloons at the end of the RNC/DNC. This was her overpracticed, robotic reaction.
battlestargingerpubes
The alien engineers forgot to adjust her human exoskeleton's expressiveness levels.
SpongebobReferences
Pretty sure it was balloons
FluffyPuddles
Look at the video, you can clearly see it's a seizure response to the pyrotechnics. https://youtu.be/eeZQ5VROfBE balloons hadn't dropped yet
CascadianTwilight
lolwut? Stop getting your news from Alex Jones, moron.
IllusivePanda
BREAK THE CONDITIONING WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY
Notice the flash of the pyrotechnics right as her seizure starts. Notice no balloons falling yet.
other seizure responses https://youtu.be/Q">Qg94oOmk">https://youtu.be/QzCQg94oOmk https://youtu.be/3l4YiAFvO2I No one cares about her poor health though.
thtguyjosh
balloons.. a fake excited reaction to balloons
SamArt53
Phoney reacts as phoney does.
WannieTheSane
Everyone always says it's a fake reaction, but she looks so stupid why would she do that on purpose? Maybe she got overly excited?
she doesn't have a large range of emotion which makes her come off as cold and unrelatable so she's advised to be more expressive
n0n53n53
they reprogrammed her to assimilate some sort of human emotion, but there was a bug in the code
kah929
God I can't stand her face. Downvote me all you want, I still stand by what I said.
Cacapeepeepoopoo
Id still vote for her
CroissantCrotch
She looks like that teacher that assigns tons of homework over a break and flips her shit when no one does it
no need to down vote. she's just fake as fuck.
I clicked to download, but I didn't find any downloadables.
CasualAsshole
As bad as Trump his something about her just drives me up a fucking wall.
is*
Honorius77
It's not what she looks like on the outside, it's what's on the inside that I can't stand.
override367
I mean she wasn't going to literally kill members of my family like Trump is trying to do right now so, I don't give a fuck
MyDogIsSmarterThanYourHonorsStudent
Well you're in luck, Despite being a piece of shit trump's not going to "literally" kill your family either.
ManOfIce
Oh shut the fuck up.
LarvaLamp
If "not trying to help" = "trying to kill" then I'm Stalin, Hitler and Genghis Khan rolled into one.
Pre existing conditions bro, get out of your fucking bubble, they are going to kill thousands and give themselves tax cuts
PimpMyDadForKarma
Lol. And YOU get down votes just for saying she wasn't as bad as Trump. Fuck this place sometimes, I swear.
Seriously, Hillary is a fake politician surrounded by focus groups. She's also intelligent and has done good in the world
iexpectthespanishinquisition
They really could have replaced "election 2016" with "ugly contest" and there would have been little difference
I feel she would have one, even though trump looks like a blob fish. There's just a special hate in my heart for Hillary
DostoevskyDisciple
have one what? :3
Won* my b
I always get this little warm feeling inside when someone corrects themself. +2
Drugs are a helluva drug.
moraismeep
I think the only drug in play was boredom.
Ribrianne
Just an average Hillary supporter. *ducks for incoming fire* xD
Toqueman
Tbh I'd probably do that without drugs. Just get me bored enough and I'll do things like that to entertain myself
YouHadMeAtAsian
Boredom is a hell of a drug*
bigbrothersbinary
Autism is a hell of a drug.
funnyflywheel
Drank is a helluva drank.
OlekBarschtson
Drug is a helluva cocaine
crazycrafter
jeffeljefe
Who says drugs were involved? I'd do this. My mates would do this. The only drug I've ever touched is paracetamol!
smartcelt
The stickers were laced with PCP!!!!
SpiciestMayMays
Especially when you inject your crystal marijuana
DragonDildoChandelier
Into your peehole with a turkey baster
Follow that up with some LSD and covfefe
rulerBob8
GoodandWholesome
You can smoke 99% pure THC now
*THICC
*ULTRA THICC
*EXTRA, whoops.
drewdominguez
where can I get it
socialgorilla
.
Your friendly neighborhood drug dealer, I'd assume.
We have stores now here lol
BunnyliciousBubblegum
You know you actually can't send a note with stickers on it to a person in jail because they attach drugs to the back.
Source: Tried to send one to my dad when I was like 7 and he had to tell me I couldn't send anymore stickers.
LukewarmBeans
Story time, if you're comfortable with it.
therealVexed
he tried to send his daddy a sticker but its illegal to do that for people in jail because they might have drugs on jeez don't you read ;p
@WordsUnwritten may be a women
LintillaAllitnil
Kid's high off sticker glue.
razteo
Cant blame the kid - she was booooooooring!
WildScotsman6
Lol hes tryin so hard to eat them!!
MealeaYing
Holy shit thats funny!
TheRealDavo
MahatmaGandhu
Notice BIll's kind of doing it, too?
dennydorko
Would have been a better running mate than Tim Kaine.
gizmoduckjp
would have been a better candidate too.
iSaff
She never made fun of his disability on stage, or kicked a baby out. That's probably where it went wrong.
Turtleproof
What were the Secret Service agents thinking as they watched this guy, or did they fail to notice him?
rocketturttle
they were almost certainly laughing and subtly taking pictures
ComradeNinjaCow
Caesurachris1
BathoryImmortal
https://pics.me.me/spoiler-alert-hillary-wins-14979248.png
OunceTheOZ
folder[forever]
bluegargoyle
escalinci
It's very weird that, even with the same Senate and Congress, I can imagine more major legislation having been passed if she were president.
talenphillips
Weird? The legislature would have done the exact same thing they did during Obama's second term… namely: stamp their feet and pout.
su007
Why am I not 50 stickers ahead you might ask!
Bob64
stalarismode
I watched this yesterday so this is especially funny for some reason.
sammbalam
That Marty's got whacked out poo brain
FallingStar7669
That I knew immediately where both of those came from made it so much better.
lka1988
Ok, I got BTTF, but what's the other one?
knoldpold
Charlie the unicorn right?
kritzsie
Adventure Time season 2, episode 2.
Yeraton
mlem. mlem. mlemmlem.
Muttmutt
Did his friend almost barf or burp?
Piornet
He coughed.
sadtreefriend
ZippytheMuppetKiller
I wish his sign really said "FIGHT US"
Sp00kyVaginosis
When Adams acid finally kicks in after all this time. Wasn't a bum tab after all
un4spyder
I legit thought this was him.
noobkiller5000
Same
theaon3t
Me too! Was looking for a comment with Adam Divine
PeterMerkin
Are we sure it isn't? Maybe Just no set makeup.
theaon3t
His eye brows look the same!
TechnicallyRight
UnpopularScrotum
Her campaign in a nutshell.
JupitersWitch
Blah blah hate Trump...blah blah blah Mexicans..blah blah...minorities...blah blah...women..blah blah free stuff.
Justiceforbradswife
You need a lot more first woman president in there and then your good
TheDARKNESSisSPREADING
svga
UUUUUUUUUUGH - I heard this live on the radio and seeing it was worse - so rough "what, with like a rag or something?"
Vectorman2
When BAE asks you what happened to all the emails
MAGMADIV3R
Bob64
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Whoa. HOLD THE FRONT DOOR. Where is this piece of gold from?
Slausher
https://youtu.be/aoXDe8HxHBA
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
Wow. The video that keeps on giving. Imagine the dank memes if she'd become President? Trump is such a nutjob you can't satire him.
Dillonisms
I'd rather never talk about any aspect of 2016 ever again
LizardEnterprises
That'd be nice, but we need to get rid of the hateful childish cheeto-dusted dump we got stuck with first...
IdeaOfLove
And replace him with a competent ideologue who wants the same things?
LizardEnterprises
I'd rather have a competent ideologue I disagree with on 90% of things, but who I'm sure won't destroy NATO, or start WWIII
LizardEnterprises
Pense is a truly reprehensible human being. His policies would be disastrous. But we have survived bad policies before. Trump is worse.
IdeaOfLove
Pence has a chance of actually governing horribly, whereas Trump hasn't really accomplished much. Agree to disagree I guess.
spudpicker
I despise Pence as well, but at least he would play politely on the world stage. Losing international credibility could kill the economy.
todayok
His 4 year term is 1/8 over and he's gotten absolutely squat shit done. Except for giving his daughter and son-in-law W House swamp jobs.
BuickRiviera
Wow that actually made me feel a bit better.
LizardEnterprises
1/3 Well, no. They've passed zero new important legislative bills, true, but they did succeed in stealing a supreme court seat, rolling back
LizardEnterprises
3/3 decades to repair, and erode trust in public institutions on a nation-wide and worrying degree. And that healthcare bill isn't dead, yet
LizardEnterprises
2/3 a fuckton of important and vital regulations, damage our relations with our allies and standing in the world in ways that will take
RichardManeuver
He looks like and acts like Adam from Workaholics
graveyardshifty
thought the same thing. #demampcamp
EmmaWatsonReference
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2014/01/O0adam.gif
StarlightSnep
I was thinking a mudkip, but that works too!
RichardManeuver
Maybe Adam fucked a mudkip?
StarlightSnep
it's a very likely scenario
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
THANK GOD this wasn't a Trump rally! Trump would put him on his staff in charge of something important.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
and then still win the election and use his party majority to do whatever he wants, amirite?
IronicUsername
Nah, he just appears dumb. You need stupidity AND malice to secure a spot in the Trump administration.
grandfalloon
At this point, I'll take it.
spudpicker
Is there a "Be Serious All the Time" position? Because Trump tends to glance at job descriptions and then fill them with the exact opposite.
SpecSnowflk
RUSSIAN HACKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SirBrendan
Except the Russians really did hack the DNC on state orders....That's a matter of record, not a polarized opinion.
SpecSnowflk
No, I've seen the evidence released. Their standard of tying actions to an "actor group" & then that action to Russia suck.
SpecSnowflk
Nothing in the government releases tie anything to the Russian state. At best, one could *assume* a Russian civilian's involvment.
SpecSnowflk
And when you consider the fact that the CIA & other entities had a toolkit that specifically advocates utilizing Russian methods...
SpecSnowflk
...as a way of covering their tracks, and the fact that that CIA toolkit was leaked to the public (before Wikileaks leaked it)...
[deleted]
[deleted]
SirBrendan
https://www.us-cert.gov/sites/default/files/publications/JAR_16-20296A_GRIZZLY%20STEPPE-2016-1229.pdf Joint analysis of FBI and Homeland
[deleted]
[deleted]
SirBrendan
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/27/politics/russia-dnc-hacking-csr/index.html There's actually quite a bit more than, but it's interesting
SpecSnowflk
This is actually the link to the full release: https://www.us-cert.gov/security-publications/GRIZZLY-STEPPE-Russian-Malicious-Cyber-Activity
SpecSnowflk
The other one is missing relevant documents.
Moridin23
He's clearly a Russian operative sent to sabotage her election
insegrevious
Adam Demamp?
AgentSmithPS4
Not sure if he's special needs or just a democrat.
Dares
Applepotamus
wow where was obama during this
SpecSnowflk
"anonymous sources"
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
"Just get the cameraman to sign this as 'Anonymous' before we report on it."
Azzazzello
Just confirmed by CNN
Jrhoney
Even if it weren't confirmed CNN would still report on it.
Falkorburnstoo
Damn! Did you see that jumbo jet that went right over your head?
Mooninites
That sounds super dangerous... cruising altitude is supposed to be at 39,000 feet
MemesNDreams16
Did you hear that Vladimir Putin is kahoots with the Russians?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
wwwhhHHHAAAAT?...
Jrhoney
NNNNOOOOOoooooo...
Mouthhug
It's been confirmed with 16 different intelligence agencies.
FlorbFnarb
I heard it was something like 492 intelligence agencies.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Probably atleast a thousand.
YarTheBug
Of coarse to CIA found evidence of Russian hacking; they wrote the program to do the hacking and leave the evidence!!
Arbitrarynamehere
leaveevidence.exe
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
blamesomeonelse.computerfile
Tachyon000
So this is why Trump's still popular. Interesting
todayok
Because he said he had a better, cheaper healthcare plan which wouldn't touch medicare and ready for Day 1... err... ummm... forget that...
RedDwarfIV
including the coast guard
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
And the Delaware neighborhood watch.
RedDwarfIV
and a life guard in california
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Who Bill may or may not have raped.
JMaxGarage
Let me guess, he committed suicide after the election shooting himself twice in the head while he hung himself for no apparent reason...
konelhft
*hanged
rocketturttle
*hunged
Fatpicasso
Nah, just one of the top positions in trump cabinets, his experience being stickers
DaneBrass
"He has the best stickers. I see it all the time & I go 'hey, great job - love what you do' & he goes '....*mouth movements*...' FANTASTIC"
Zaranthan
William Stickers is innocent!
buttshredder
How does blatantly retarded shit like this get upvoted? You know the guy that popularized that bullshit was a holocaust denier, yeah?
ManMashine
Or maybe you just have a different sense of humor. That's fine. It happens.
JMaxGarage
maybe cause people find it funny? I know I do. You should head out to your safe space if this offends you.
buttshredder
Your regurgitated response doesn't even work here. Your post is just aggressively stupid and you got called out.
JMaxGarage
yep, funny.
alsoAzrael
People fall for those "death lists" all the time. If you make a huge number of accusations, they appear true even if no single one is.
JMaxGarage
ha, funny.
escalinci
And it gets to the point where the families of lost loved ones end up getting harassed by people who, I dunno, think they know the 'truth.'
LemonsAndGarlic
like that pizza joint in DC.
escalinci
I do not know of any bereaved affected by that, except perhaps those bereaved of tasty pizza service while the restaurant closed.
ErinFromTheOffice
theofficeison
Hey Erin. Miss you.
murks
It would be amazing if they were brothers
CraftedLine
How brother or cousin I bet!
OatsThePantless
You wan... Sum fuk?
ChanningTastum
AniSophira
Omgoodness I know that lawyer.
ExcellentUseOfGIFAwardCommittee
DrWigglesworth
That's a pretty good Emu impression to be fair
Batmans3rdNipple
The first two remind me of the two chirps some cars make when you lock them
JizzOnYourBeard
This motherfucking better be the top motherfucking comment on this motherfucking thread.
ShowALK
It is.
Pikka
I fucking KNEW this glorious bozo would be here... Looking at one after the other, they look kinda similar, don't they?
HD2composer
Erin! ...been looking for you, we doing July 29th again? Its only 30 days from now
ErinFromTheOffice
Pretty sure it'll happen.
icarusv13
Im a huge fan of your work
ErinFromTheOffice
HD2composer
Slindrin
FuzzLightbeard
I will never not upvote Drew Scanlon
theshrektacularshrek
From now on I will know him as something other than the blinking white guy
TwahaRamadhani
"Just do it"
imAUser
Followed his shirt
TwahaRamadhani
Had a moment of doubt, looked at his and he knew what had to be done
PascalCasedUserName
But I don't want to rape and pillage...
MikeMcAwesome91
Cubez88
The dude coughing next to him is like "Oh shit i'm coughing O.O"
sulfuratus
Why did you comment this as a reply to this gif?
OuchYoureonmyhair
Forgive him for he knows not the error of his ways.
pI2upp888
meep meep
theshrektacularshrek
I'd say it's more of a "murp murp"
Nuggetmcg
meeeeep.
ElTigreChang
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/meep-merp/
Smittywerbenjagermenjenson
Fucking silences.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
This idiot always makes me laugh. I'm simple that way. And many other ways.
FrancoUnAmerican
Bop bop
Axewhipe
Bee boop
Steakunit
Simple Jack!
75PercentSith
They went full retard.
Axewhipe
Never go full retard.
FragileDonkey
Same. I'm easily entertained. That's probably a good thing.
Zaranthan
It really is. There's nothing worse than having to WORK toward your own entertainment.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
meganical
I forgot how funny this is and just tried breathing out my nose so I wouldn't wake up my friend by laughing and it failed miserably
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"This is how I, a human being, and definitely not an imposter posing as one, should react to balloons, yes? Wonderment activated."
CrustyMustard91
Yes, i must engage in merriment, as a human would...
grinner
She is just the fakest human being.
HeywouldJablowme
What a robot she was. Hope she stays away but I doubt it
Falkorburnstoo
My fav
ThatsPermanent
This is my moving favorite image of her. So contrived. So hopeful.
PullShporttel
Tempted to make a throwaway account just to post the... other... version of this gif.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
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karlbadmanners
I love you
andrewmiller789
To this GIF I must say, her reaction- "I can lose an election. Wow" haha
retgarr
I don't think I could possibly viscerally hate her more than I do when seeing this gif.
IIIHalezIII
- classic -
Ancalagon2096
I still wonder what she saw to this day...
JetDealer
One claims it's her O'face
willywonkasworstnightmare
She saw the future, and the November, 2016 election returns.
trubblebot
It was the giant sparklers/pyrotechnics that went off overhead right before the balloon drop.
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FragileDonkey
I wish someone looked at me the way she looks at balloons..
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
TFW the drugs kick in
Ancalagon2096
Her face! I've never seen someone so happy about balloons
trubblebot
Find video of Bill playing with them after they dropped. He was having a blast.
MethGasolinePissLemonade
IIRC it was sort of an exaggerated reaction to balloons/fireworks or something like that?
bedsound
There were like a billion balloons. Like a comedic amount of balloons. My reaction would have been "why tf are there so many balloons?"
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Yeah, but you're (presumably) human...
Ancalagon2096
Exaggerated for sure lol
ForReasonsOfScience
They always drop balloons at the end of the RNC/DNC. This was her overpracticed, robotic reaction.
battlestargingerpubes
The alien engineers forgot to adjust her human exoskeleton's expressiveness levels.
SpongebobReferences
Pretty sure it was balloons
FluffyPuddles
Look at the video, you can clearly see it's a seizure response to the pyrotechnics. https://youtu.be/eeZQ5VROfBE balloons hadn't dropped yet
CascadianTwilight
lolwut? Stop getting your news from Alex Jones, moron.
IllusivePanda
BREAK THE CONDITIONING WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY
FluffyPuddles
Notice the flash of the pyrotechnics right as her seizure starts. Notice no balloons falling yet.
FluffyPuddles
other seizure responses https://youtu.be/Q">Qg94oOmk">https://youtu.be/QzCQg94oOmk https://youtu.be/3l4YiAFvO2I No one cares about her poor health though.
thtguyjosh
balloons.. a fake excited reaction to balloons
SamArt53
Phoney reacts as phoney does.
WannieTheSane
Everyone always says it's a fake reaction, but she looks so stupid why would she do that on purpose? Maybe she got overly excited?
thtguyjosh
she doesn't have a large range of emotion which makes her come off as cold and unrelatable so she's advised to be more expressive
n0n53n53
they reprogrammed her to assimilate some sort of human emotion, but there was a bug in the code
kah929
God I can't stand her face. Downvote me all you want, I still stand by what I said.
Cacapeepeepoopoo
Id still vote for her
CroissantCrotch
She looks like that teacher that assigns tons of homework over a break and flips her shit when no one does it
thtguyjosh
no need to down vote. she's just fake as fuck.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
75PercentSith
I clicked to download, but I didn't find any downloadables.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
CasualAsshole
As bad as Trump his something about her just drives me up a fucking wall.
CasualAsshole
is*
Honorius77
It's not what she looks like on the outside, it's what's on the inside that I can't stand.
override367
I mean she wasn't going to literally kill members of my family like Trump is trying to do right now so, I don't give a fuck
MyDogIsSmarterThanYourHonorsStudent
Well you're in luck, Despite being a piece of shit trump's not going to "literally" kill your family either.
ManOfIce
Oh shut the fuck up.
LarvaLamp
If "not trying to help" = "trying to kill" then I'm Stalin, Hitler and Genghis Khan rolled into one.
override367
Pre existing conditions bro, get out of your fucking bubble, they are going to kill thousands and give themselves tax cuts
PimpMyDadForKarma
Lol. And YOU get down votes just for saying she wasn't as bad as Trump. Fuck this place sometimes, I swear.
override367
Seriously, Hillary is a fake politician surrounded by focus groups. She's also intelligent and has done good in the world
iexpectthespanishinquisition
They really could have replaced "election 2016" with "ugly contest" and there would have been little difference
kah929
I feel she would have one, even though trump looks like a blob fish. There's just a special hate in my heart for Hillary
DostoevskyDisciple
have one what? :3
kah929
Won* my b
75PercentSith
I always get this little warm feeling inside when someone corrects themself. +2
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
Drugs are a helluva drug.
moraismeep
I think the only drug in play was boredom.
Ribrianne
Just an average Hillary supporter. *ducks for incoming fire* xD
Toqueman
Tbh I'd probably do that without drugs. Just get me bored enough and I'll do things like that to entertain myself
YouHadMeAtAsian
Boredom is a hell of a drug*
bigbrothersbinary
Autism is a hell of a drug.
funnyflywheel
Drank is a helluva drank.
OlekBarschtson
Drug is a helluva cocaine
crazycrafter
jeffeljefe
Who says drugs were involved? I'd do this. My mates would do this. The only drug I've ever touched is paracetamol!
smartcelt
The stickers were laced with PCP!!!!
SpiciestMayMays
Especially when you inject your crystal marijuana
DragonDildoChandelier
Into your peehole with a turkey baster
funnyflywheel
Follow that up with some LSD and covfefe
rulerBob8
GoodandWholesome
You can smoke 99% pure THC now
rulerBob8
*THICC
75PercentSith
*ULTRA THICC
75PercentSith
*EXTRA, whoops.
rulerBob8
drewdominguez
where can I get it
socialgorilla
.
75PercentSith
Your friendly neighborhood drug dealer, I'd assume.
drewdominguez
We have stores now here lol
BunnyliciousBubblegum
You know you actually can't send a note with stickers on it to a person in jail because they attach drugs to the back.
BunnyliciousBubblegum
Source: Tried to send one to my dad when I was like 7 and he had to tell me I couldn't send anymore stickers.
LukewarmBeans
Story time, if you're comfortable with it.
therealVexed
he tried to send his daddy a sticker but its illegal to do that for people in jail because they might have drugs on jeez don't you read ;p
therealVexed
@WordsUnwritten may be a women