May 6, 2020 12:26 PM
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Today the movie, Gladiator turns 20 years old.
DamnMustardTiger
He likes to "maximize"? Not expecting much...practicing for being seen in public myself.
witalaska4
He’s got that cute grandpa/Santa Claus look to him. :)
uuuuuuuser
From Gladiator to Santa Clause
gonzar09
Oh my God! It's Russel Crowe! v
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
attila3000
Boobsbuttsandstuff
Need a remake of the Hangover with him, Jack Black, Kevin James and Anthony Anderson where they go buffet to buffet and get food comas
Imalwaysready
Holy crap! It looks like the guy in that movie from 20 years ago aged at least 20 years since it came out!
WrongUn
my name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my cupcakes now please, yes....
hazelbazel
I'd still bang him.
MrHamurai
He’s not even really “chubby”. His shirt is too big, and the beard adds so much surface area to the face, it just looks that way.
guitarfourtysix
was gonna say . .He's not doing too bad for mid-50's.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
Invyggle
Russel McAvoy
GeminiBattle
I look like Russel Crow now. I want to look like Russel Crow 20 years ago.
Mayyouwalkonwarmsands
This just in, people get old
daguq
If they are lucky.
bonniecarusoart
He’s only 56!
MyBigMouth
Pfft, I remember when he was a small time swindler in Erinsbough 33 years ago.
BlueLanternBraxx
I hear the whistle blowin', it's time we must be goin', no more Russel Crowe-in', for you.
canadaMonster
OY, you interrupted my moving monologue about me friend, tuggar!!!
OH NO! TUGGAH SHOT 'IMSELF!!
Lol I totally prefer your spelling of the word TUGGAH
commandodanando
More like Russell Grow amirite??
WasabiFlux
Gladiator at 35, Santa Claus at 55
Correction: that photo was taken in June 2018, so Santa Claus at 54.
crazymojomonkey
there's def worse outcomes!
TheLegionofDoom
My dad pulled me out of school to tag along with him to Gladiator. I WAS entertained!
deadtedw
Do you like movies about gladiators?
pooslap
Do you ever watch gladiator movies jimmy?
itsjustabeaver
He had to gain weight for some recent roles. Check out the Loudest Voice, he’s unrecognizable. (The rise and fall of Roger Ailes)
IrinaPalm
No. He eats. A lot.
Might be true too. Never ate with him.
Might be?
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I just assumed most of that was prosthetics
altabdelete
Genuinely though, I remember watching this in the cinema. Where have the last 20 years gone???
mdzmdz
You were in an accident. This is your family trying to talk to you. Wake up. Please wake up.
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
It's okay, soon we will all join the great majority.
jessiepinkman
To pandemic, "terrorist attacks", one political debacle after another, and Forever Wars?
pileorats
An actor caught in the act of aging while not giving a fuck
MarioBoon
doing a Brando as it's called in the business
monimoomo
How dare he!
WoopDeFrickenDoo
that bastard
ThatWillBuffOut
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
He's living his best life, made his money and is now doing whatever tf he wants to. Mad respect.
my guess is fat Crowe could still kick ass, it'd just take him longer to recover
dirtmarker
He looks much happier now
allotherpasswordsaretaken
*heavier
DissidenceTSB
One might say.. jolly.
asmpsUnityDog
Independently wealthy and pretty much retired will do that to you. Liked his films so kudos to the guy.
rosebudthesled
Divorce will do that to you.
Damn right it will
thevortexmaster
Has he retired from foightin round tha world?
circlebreaker
*slams desk clerk in face with hotel phone*
purgethefilthyheretics
Are you not merry enough?
crazycelt
Well he is free of the gladiator pits
Lashiel87
Yeah, that'll do it.
bunduz
russell and thor were there for us in yhe time of need
derscur
The word is "jolly"
jdcream
That is our word
Belgiddybleh
That movie was hell to make and everyone was shocked it turned out well.
He got his vengeance and that allowed him to move on.
IsItawKWard
He got divorced
NerdyPegger
Of course he does. He's still glad-he-ate-her
fbutt09
He’s been eating well not really exercising and grown great facial hair.
obliviousa
Good for him. Probably doesn’t throw cell phones at people anymore.
heartlessninja6
He’s no longer hungry.
Maxgaap
To be fair, he's had 20 years to get over his wife and child being murdered
moxieswagger
I know it's a sin but I've never seen Gladiator. For a second there I was genuinely shocked at what I took to be RC's life horror.
AldebaranDeTauro88
You MUST watch it. Definitely not underrated
Winter23
Its ok, I love the movie but it still took me a sec to realize RC's family hadn't been murdered irl.
SgtSchlock
SwagicalYololord
Greatest meme to ever hit Imgur. Prove me wrong.
BeerDidTrev
Three amigos if I’m not mistaken. Great movie.
infrazab
A classic is a classic is a classic.
thesesheetsareclean
He really got into that field of wheat
pdhackley
Turned it into Beer and consumed it!
KingColorado
You are fuuuuunny!
SmokyDoggg
v
dbutts1
SpaceBoi0529
This was my first laugh today. Thanks!
totallyrealname
*when you stop doing keto*
SharkosaurusRex2025
OMG, for some reason, this comment made me laugh so hard, I thought I was going to choke on my lunch! :) Good one!
Superchief86
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Bruh... You da winner
bingotown
Packin on the gluten.
TellYourWifiLoveHer
Hahahaha. Truly exceptional!
SpammaJamma
Makin movies, makin songs, and fightn round the world!
CytochromP450
abuildingsea
Oy Tugga!
DankAfBruh
Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!
TheJmaN33
Oh my god it’s Russell Crow! Why don’t you mind your own business you scrouta!
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
Lol this is all I think of when I see him. Even though I saw gladiator first, this is the image I have.
BanesOnAPlane
Born in New Zealand in sixty-fourHot-headed actor named Russell CroweHe loves to act but he loves one thing moreFightin Round The World
MAKING MOVIES, MAKING SONGS AND FIGHTING ROUND YHE WORLD
When these Chinese are alarmed, they’ve been known to kick with their legs!!
CulturallyEmbiggened
Chubby Russell Crow is honestly my favorite Russell Crow. If you haven't checked out The Nice Guys yet, see it. He's adapted well to it.
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Don’t say, “and stuff” just say, “there are whores here”
MightestGlowCloud
'What is he doing?' 'I don't know, I'm about to find out'
bax498
When you go to the doctor tell him you have a spiral fracture of the radius
Bophadese
Sad that theyre unlikely to commission a sequel to it.
Mellinialfalcon
Damn shame. Buddy action comedy at its best
monkeyboy396
Watched this for like the 6th time the other day! An instant favourite, so funny.
littlecheesetoes
Das movie iz gret
HatinS8N
That is honest me looking
comfortablerebel
My absolute favorite movie!
TheHappyHermit
that movie is hilarious! he & ryan gossling work so well off each other.
DamnedIfYouDo
Such an awesome movie.
BigMistakeBigHUGE
He purposely gained “mass” for roles. https://pagesix.com/2020/02/13/russell-crowe-trying-to-stay-out-of-the-spotlight-until-he-slims-down/
SandBanana
Was just watching it tonight! Never knew I needed a Crow/Gosling detective duo movie in my life. ?
laurenlena1
He was also really good as the father in Boy Erased. Underrated film.
EmCeeMiNacion
He reminded me so much of John Goodman in that movie.
mosstheboss
Ever since he let himself Russel Go, he started to Russel Grow.
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
I honestly did not expect to like it a whole lot, but it was so good. Very fresh humor, extremely likable characters, wild plot. Excellent.
squirreltactics
tkwood64360
hate to be “that guy”, but it’s Crowe
ButterfaceTaintClown
no need to crowe about it.
CityYeti
bruskay
Oy! It's Russell Crowe!...."and fightin' 'round the world"
Yes! Fuck, sorry, I don't know how but I refuse to remember that. You're 100% correct.
OlderWiser
Now you have to eat crow. Not Crowe.
Hey, don't you butt in, there's a Crowed.
Bassemuss
Why do we assume hes another person just bc he looks diff in diff roles? Wtf kind of persons really think personality is linkt to weight.
yaddiex3
Only every person on imgur who comments negatively about overweight women.
GirthBrookss
Ya but isn’t Russell Crowe proved himself to be a total piece of shit several times? Getting fat doesn’t negate that.
He's just drunkenly violent, it's not like he rapes people or stomps puppies. I don't think "total piece of shit" qualifies.
Sound like your definition of total piece of shit is different that the other imgurians
HeroniMouse
Ah yes, my fave is the Nice Guys drinking game, where you drink every time an innocent person is killed.
"I don't think anybody got hurt" "I think a lot of em died" "Yeah but I'm saying they probably went quickly"
seemill
Shane Black wrote it, what else would you expect?
This day and age I am tired of movies that treat death as an afterthought. Destroys any empathy I have for the characters
Only thing worse than the wonton death was Gosling's Abbot and Costello impersonation "acting." Those porn star titties were nice, though.
AndrewSMi
Wonton death? Is that like the soup?
Lol. Yes I realized that after fact but fuck it. Wonton death would be a good name for covid.
maninthedarkness
We need to get him signed up for the next Miracle on 34th Street. Frankly we could use a good Santa Clause flick this year.
LargeVarge
Have you seen “Christmas Chronicles” with Kurt Russell “? It’s a Netflix movie and was petty good.
I just may this year.
Well worth it
....I did it, didn't I. GODDAMMIT
2oreos1cup
The Nice Guys is so underrated! Easily a top favorite.
UserDeletedFromEarth
Starting it now. It’s been on my watchlist for a while and I’m just rewatching 30 Rock for the hundredth time
DKB13
Nearly 5 years old now, we was lot slimmer then! Great film though
thewumobb
Yeah great movie. Gosling kills it in that as well
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
Is that the one with all the whores and stuff?
Don't say and stuff. Just say, is that the one with all the whores.
CalifornianEskimo
I was pleasantly surprised when I watched it the first time. I laughed so loud, it was hilarious. It became an instant favorite.
TheBlackKaiser
Spiritual successor to "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
KommSusserTod
RDJ in a fat suit playing dead is my favorite Easter egg.
I honestly didn't know what.
heartlesswench
Wait, what?
MrBlueSands
Robert Downey Jr plays a corpse in "The Nice Guys".
When he rolls down the hill. That dead body is RDJ.
amp99
Also, if you enjoyed The Nice Guys, watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373469
WuTangClamaintnothingtoShuckwit
Quarantine double feature special!! Thank you frend!
JackieTreehornProductions
YES! KKBB is a great movie. Burn After Reading also another for this list.
GiObie
.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
KKBB has, in my opinion, THE funniest joke in the history of cinema: https://youtu.be/liIcpPeZ12A
MayorOfTiddieCity
Department of transportation
ThereWillBeDownvotes
I will upvote support for kiss kiss bang bang any time, even if I have no idea how well it lines up with The Nice Guys taste-wise.
thrownawayasianguy
Same director. I'd go as far as to say a spiritual successor.
physxanimo
Damn, ok, I'll watch both, I've always thought about KKBB but needed some impetus to get on my ass and watch it. Thx.
SignHerePlease
I believe the venn diagram of people who would like the nice guys and people who would like kiss kiss bang bang would look like a circle
I was just about to respond, but you did it far better than I could have.
norwegianhufflepuff
Agreed. I loved both.
Dalael
Okay, im convinced. Ginna watch nice guys. KKBB was one of the best movie
DamnMustardTiger
He likes to "maximize"? Not expecting much...practicing for being seen in public myself.
witalaska4
He’s got that cute grandpa/Santa Claus look to him. :)
uuuuuuuser
From Gladiator to Santa Clause
gonzar09
Oh my God! It's Russel Crowe!
v
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
attila3000
Boobsbuttsandstuff
Need a remake of the Hangover with him, Jack Black, Kevin James and Anthony Anderson where they go buffet to buffet and get food comas
Imalwaysready
Holy crap! It looks like the guy in that movie from 20 years ago aged at least 20 years since it came out!
WrongUn
my name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my cupcakes now please, yes....
hazelbazel
I'd still bang him.
MrHamurai
He’s not even really “chubby”. His shirt is too big, and the beard adds so much surface area to the face, it just looks that way.
guitarfourtysix
was gonna say . .He's not doing too bad for mid-50's.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
Invyggle
Russel McAvoy
GeminiBattle
I look like Russel Crow now. I want to look like Russel Crow 20 years ago.
Mayyouwalkonwarmsands
This just in, people get old
daguq
If they are lucky.
bonniecarusoart
He’s only 56!
MyBigMouth
Pfft, I remember when he was a small time swindler in Erinsbough 33 years ago.
BlueLanternBraxx
I hear the whistle blowin', it's time we must be goin', no more Russel Crowe-in', for you.
canadaMonster
OY, you interrupted my moving monologue about me friend, tuggar!!!
BlueLanternBraxx
OH NO! TUGGAH SHOT 'IMSELF!!
canadaMonster
Lol I totally prefer your spelling of the word TUGGAH
commandodanando
More like Russell Grow amirite??
WasabiFlux
Gladiator at 35, Santa Claus at 55
WasabiFlux
Correction: that photo was taken in June 2018, so Santa Claus at 54.
crazymojomonkey
there's def worse outcomes!
TheLegionofDoom
My dad pulled me out of school to tag along with him to Gladiator. I WAS entertained!
deadtedw
Do you like movies about gladiators?
pooslap
Do you ever watch gladiator movies jimmy?
itsjustabeaver
He had to gain weight for some recent roles. Check out the Loudest Voice, he’s unrecognizable. (The rise and fall of Roger Ailes)
IrinaPalm
No. He eats. A lot.
itsjustabeaver
Might be true too. Never ate with him.
IrinaPalm
Might be?
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I just assumed most of that was prosthetics
altabdelete
Genuinely though, I remember watching this in the cinema. Where have the last 20 years gone???
mdzmdz
You were in an accident. This is your family trying to talk to you. Wake up. Please wake up.
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
It's okay, soon we will all join the great majority.
jessiepinkman
To pandemic, "terrorist attacks", one political debacle after another, and Forever Wars?
pileorats
An actor caught in the act of aging while not giving a fuck
MarioBoon
doing a Brando as it's called in the business
monimoomo
How dare he!
WoopDeFrickenDoo
that bastard
ThatWillBuffOut
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
He's living his best life, made his money and is now doing whatever tf he wants to. Mad respect.
crazymojomonkey
my guess is fat Crowe could still kick ass, it'd just take him longer to recover
dirtmarker
He looks much happier now
allotherpasswordsaretaken
*heavier
DissidenceTSB
One might say.. jolly.
asmpsUnityDog
Independently wealthy and pretty much retired will do that to you. Liked his films so kudos to the guy.
rosebudthesled
Divorce will do that to you.
dirtmarker
Damn right it will
thevortexmaster
Has he retired from foightin round tha world?
circlebreaker
*slams desk clerk in face with hotel phone*
purgethefilthyheretics
Are you not merry enough?
crazycelt
Well he is free of the gladiator pits
Lashiel87
Yeah, that'll do it.
bunduz
russell and thor were there for us in yhe time of need
derscur
The word is "jolly"
jdcream
Belgiddybleh
That movie was hell to make and everyone was shocked it turned out well.
Imalwaysready
He got his vengeance and that allowed him to move on.
IsItawKWard
He got divorced
NerdyPegger
Of course he does. He's still glad-he-ate-her
fbutt09
He’s been eating well not really exercising and grown great facial hair.
obliviousa
Good for him. Probably doesn’t throw cell phones at people anymore.
heartlessninja6
He’s no longer hungry.
Maxgaap
To be fair, he's had 20 years to get over his wife and child being murdered
moxieswagger
I know it's a sin but I've never seen Gladiator. For a second there I was genuinely shocked at what I took to be RC's life horror.
AldebaranDeTauro88
You MUST watch it. Definitely not underrated
Winter23
Its ok, I love the movie but it still took me a sec to realize RC's family hadn't been murdered irl.
SgtSchlock
SwagicalYololord
Greatest meme to ever hit Imgur. Prove me wrong.
BeerDidTrev
fbutt09
Three amigos if I’m not mistaken. Great movie.
infrazab
A classic is a classic is a classic.
thesesheetsareclean
He really got into that field of wheat
pdhackley
Turned it into Beer and consumed it!
KingColorado
You are fuuuuunny!
SmokyDoggg
dbutts1
SpaceBoi0529
This was my first laugh today. Thanks!
totallyrealname
*when you stop doing keto*
SharkosaurusRex2025
OMG, for some reason, this comment made me laugh so hard, I thought I was going to choke on my lunch! :) Good one!
Superchief86
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Bruh... You da winner
bingotown
Packin on the gluten.
TellYourWifiLoveHer
Hahahaha. Truly exceptional!
SpammaJamma
Makin movies, makin songs, and fightn round the world!
CytochromP450
abuildingsea
Oy Tugga!
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
DankAfBruh
Oh my god it's Russell Crowe! Why don't you mind your own business ya scrotum!
TheJmaN33
Oh my god it’s Russell Crow! Why don’t you mind your own business you scrouta!
FuturamaIsAlwaysRelevant
Lol this is all I think of when I see him. Even though I saw gladiator first, this is the image I have.
BanesOnAPlane
Born in New Zealand in sixty-four
Hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more
Fightin Round The World
canadaMonster
MAKING MOVIES, MAKING SONGS AND FIGHTING ROUND YHE WORLD
canadaMonster
When these Chinese are alarmed, they’ve been known to kick with their legs!!
CulturallyEmbiggened
Chubby Russell Crow is honestly my favorite Russell Crow. If you haven't checked out The Nice Guys yet, see it. He's adapted well to it.
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
Don’t say, “and stuff” just say, “there are whores here”
MightestGlowCloud
'What is he doing?' 'I don't know, I'm about to find out'
bax498
When you go to the doctor tell him you have a spiral fracture of the radius
Bophadese
Sad that theyre unlikely to commission a sequel to it.
Mellinialfalcon
Damn shame. Buddy action comedy at its best
monkeyboy396
Watched this for like the 6th time the other day! An instant favourite, so funny.
littlecheesetoes
Das movie iz gret
HatinS8N
That is honest me looking
comfortablerebel
My absolute favorite movie!
TheHappyHermit
that movie is hilarious! he & ryan gossling work so well off each other.
DamnedIfYouDo
Such an awesome movie.
BigMistakeBigHUGE
He purposely gained “mass” for roles. https://pagesix.com/2020/02/13/russell-crowe-trying-to-stay-out-of-the-spotlight-until-he-slims-down/
SandBanana
Was just watching it tonight! Never knew I needed a Crow/Gosling detective duo movie in my life. ?
laurenlena1
He was also really good as the father in Boy Erased. Underrated film.
EmCeeMiNacion
He reminded me so much of John Goodman in that movie.
mosstheboss
Ever since he let himself Russel Go, he started to Russel Grow.
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
I honestly did not expect to like it a whole lot, but it was so good. Very fresh humor, extremely likable characters, wild plot. Excellent.
squirreltactics
tkwood64360
hate to be “that guy”, but it’s Crowe
ButterfaceTaintClown
no need to crowe about it.
fbutt09
CityYeti
bruskay
Oy! It's Russell Crowe!...."and fightin' 'round the world"
CulturallyEmbiggened
Yes! Fuck, sorry, I don't know how but I refuse to remember that. You're 100% correct.
OlderWiser
Now you have to eat crow. Not Crowe.
CulturallyEmbiggened
Hey, don't you butt in, there's a Crowed.
Bassemuss
Why do we assume hes another person just bc he looks diff in diff roles? Wtf kind of persons really think personality is linkt to weight.
yaddiex3
Only every person on imgur who comments negatively about overweight women.
GirthBrookss
Ya but isn’t Russell Crowe proved himself to be a total piece of shit several times? Getting fat doesn’t negate that.
CulturallyEmbiggened
He's just drunkenly violent, it's not like he rapes people or stomps puppies. I don't think "total piece of shit" qualifies.
Bassemuss
Sound like your definition of total piece of shit is different that the other imgurians
HeroniMouse
Ah yes, my fave is the Nice Guys drinking game, where you drink every time an innocent person is killed.
comfortablerebel
"I don't think anybody got hurt" "I think a lot of em died" "Yeah but I'm saying they probably went quickly"
seemill
Shane Black wrote it, what else would you expect?
HeroniMouse
This day and age I am tired of movies that treat death as an afterthought. Destroys any empathy I have for the characters
HeroniMouse
Only thing worse than the wonton death was Gosling's Abbot and Costello impersonation "acting." Those porn star titties were nice, though.
AndrewSMi
Wonton death? Is that like the soup?
HeroniMouse
Lol. Yes I realized that after fact but fuck it. Wonton death would be a good name for covid.
maninthedarkness
We need to get him signed up for the next Miracle on 34th Street. Frankly we could use a good Santa Clause flick this year.
LargeVarge
Have you seen “Christmas Chronicles” with Kurt Russell “? It’s a Netflix movie and was petty good.
maninthedarkness
I just may this year.
LargeVarge
Well worth it
maninthedarkness
....I did it, didn't I. GODDAMMIT
2oreos1cup
The Nice Guys is so underrated! Easily a top favorite.
UserDeletedFromEarth
Starting it now. It’s been on my watchlist for a while and I’m just rewatching 30 Rock for the hundredth time
DKB13
Nearly 5 years old now, we was lot slimmer then! Great film though
thewumobb
Yeah great movie. Gosling kills it in that as well
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
Is that the one with all the whores and stuff?
2oreos1cup
Don't say and stuff. Just say, is that the one with all the whores.
CalifornianEskimo
I was pleasantly surprised when I watched it the first time. I laughed so loud, it was hilarious. It became an instant favorite.
TheBlackKaiser
Spiritual successor to "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"
KommSusserTod
RDJ in a fat suit playing dead is my favorite Easter egg.
TheBlackKaiser
I honestly didn't know what.
heartlesswench
Wait, what?
MrBlueSands
Robert Downey Jr plays a corpse in "The Nice Guys".
KommSusserTod
When he rolls down the hill. That dead body is RDJ.
amp99
Also, if you enjoyed The Nice Guys, watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373469
WuTangClamaintnothingtoShuckwit
Quarantine double feature special!! Thank you frend!
JackieTreehornProductions
YES! KKBB is a great movie. Burn After Reading also another for this list.
GiObie
.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
KKBB has, in my opinion, THE funniest joke in the history of cinema: https://youtu.be/liIcpPeZ12A
MayorOfTiddieCity
Department of transportation
ThereWillBeDownvotes
I will upvote support for kiss kiss bang bang any time, even if I have no idea how well it lines up with The Nice Guys taste-wise.
thrownawayasianguy
Same director. I'd go as far as to say a spiritual successor.
physxanimo
Damn, ok, I'll watch both, I've always thought about KKBB but needed some impetus to get on my ass and watch it. Thx.
SignHerePlease
I believe the venn diagram of people who would like the nice guys and people who would like kiss kiss bang bang would look like a circle
amp99
I was just about to respond, but you did it far better than I could have.
norwegianhufflepuff
Agreed. I loved both.
Dalael
Okay, im convinced. Ginna watch nice guys. KKBB was one of the best movie