Republicans be like:

Dec 21, 2022 10:46 PM

My neighbors on fucking Nextdoor.

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On point

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What it's like in Trump country, except for the recycling.

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3 years ago (deleted Dec 27, 2022 1:52 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Not sure you're seeing the same post, this isn't even a video...

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This is what I imagine whenever I hear about Southern (US) hospitality.

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Living in NC.... its pretty damn close in some areas. And the more rural, the worse it gets.

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A few more attempts at Genuine Political Discourse and yeah, it'll be spot on.

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Is this a clip from something?

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3rd comment has source.

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I found it right after I commented

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Source is the movie Step Brothers -> https://youtu.be/bl85ro60YTU

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This is almost a direct ripoff of a Damn Show skit

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That's a throwback...

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Every time I watch that movie, it's like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis...

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Ive always wished for Step Brothers 2

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I love this granny!

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The leader of Antifa.

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TL: Grannies Against Rights (the direction aka right wingers; not human rights)

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Or rather, "Grannies Against the Right"

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I believe the more literal word would be 'engages'

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No, No, Fonjo got it right. Source: Am German.

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Fair. I always look for word similarities to remember different languages. (Kind of like Cognates - but but really). Thats my bad

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Cool, got it right. I can still read some German. It's been 36 years. Joke: There's only 6 things I don't like about German. ¹

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I sure didn't. I read it as, "Granny's Getting Wrecked" and... Yeah.

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Der, die, das, dem, des, den

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they are the genuine article

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They really are the words

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They don't recycle because global warming was invented by the radical left to take free speech from real patriots.

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Cant even let the joke ride can you.

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Recycling was invented by plastic companies as a form of greenwashing to generate tax rebates for minimal effort without changing.

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I see you speak fluent Republican. I'm so sorry.

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If it makes sense, benefits others, or is just basic decency then it’s leftist extremism and must be opposed at all costs…

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They do it because it means segregating their trash.

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Sad thing is that what I wrote isn't even satire.

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3 years ago (deleted Dec 22, 2022 4:02 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ha!

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I'm as far from Republicunt as can be, but I'm pretty sure recycling is just a smoke screen to make people think they are actually helping.

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I mean yeah it's smart to reuse our aluminum, but overall the carbon footprint is bigger in long run, especially for plastics

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Not in Sweden it ain't. We've got no landfills & heat our houses by burning trash. We've gotten rid of Norways trash by buying & burning it.

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Some states here allow that. I wish I lived in one of them. I suppose it's cold enough there, you burn everything you can. Happy Yuletide

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My sister's town doesn't recycle. A hurricane wiped out the recycling center, and they basically said "mother nature doesn't want us to".

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Classic mother nature.

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I assume they also banned cars? Y'know, after all the car crashes?

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3 years ago (deleted Apr 3, 2024 3:00 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

My domino's pizza box says to recycle it, but the pizza grease says fuck that. Most plastics are "recycled" into a furnace fuel.

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What you call a "furnace fuel" is actually a sophisticated form of pyrolysis designed to both produce power, heat/steam, and doing it in a way that massively reduces the amount of toxins that inefficient burning releases into the air, much like the furnace you mentioned. Fun fact the pressure & heat produced by pyrolysis burns particulate in the compressed medium so effectively that if were to heat up a car rim&tire such as by welding on it or even using the torch to loosen nuts; it will cause ¹

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The Initial heating of the metal rim to enter a runaway phenomenon where even after the heat source is removed, if the heat was hot enough to trigger pressurized burning of the rubber and dust particulate aka pyrolysis; it would produce so much pressure on the still beaded tire that if you entirely removed the valve stem, it would continue building pressure until the tire catastrophically fails. It's actually how people get killed sometimes. Don't weld on rims. Crazy that ab 1/8" hole wouldn't 2

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