4.5 pounder! 23 feet of Death Valley assthunder.

Nov 19, 2024 6:01 PM

Lassannn

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Title made me think this was a cool rock post. Fuck you @Lassannn

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously, nothing beats a really good, pants loosening shit.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

lol me too, feels great

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The world is full of shit, we are just helping to cap it off

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Oh man, *crap it off* was right there

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It won't help

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doesn't harm, though

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Success!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't believe where I'm typing this from

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just had a fantastic bubble bath.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The smoke alarm?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lassannn, you shit post this at least every other week. My dude, you need to get regular! Also, Fuck You, Lassannn!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like he is regular already.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For once, I didn't even need to check the username. Fuck you @Lassannn . But good job

1 year ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 3

Not so overrated as bad sex and as underrated like a good poop!!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same here, I knew it was @Lasssannn before I even clicked on it!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*butt, good job.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Thanks, dude!

1 year ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

You're welcome. Glad you took that load off

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

you stole someone's turd? Is that why you went to plumbing school?; I think not!!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Finest Quality Shit-Post" . . Confirmed!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Little victories.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some days, we gotta take the little wins

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you moan (sexually) as it exited your anus?

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

oh yeah, like you just feel a perfect squeeze off.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get full body quivers

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poo shivers

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"You ever take a shit so big, it felt kinda gay?"
-me, every time I return to chilling with the boys after a good shit.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If thats what makes you moan, may I suggest buttplugs?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To quote God seconds before putting the male g-spot in our assholes.
"No homo."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't think I ever moaned, but I know it was a good one if I feel all exhausted afterwards and need to take a nap.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not even when you had to run to the bathroom with a poop that's been prarie dogging for a long time?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I knew I could count on you to lift my spirits.

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

No, shit

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is this Goldberg?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It ain't funny . . .

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This never fails to amuse me.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good old Poops McGee

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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you are leveling up getting the weight and length!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Washed your hands after taking it for a walk I hope

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn’t it a great feeling!?!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I have been summoned.

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1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, you. C’mere. Howzabout you give me one, eh? It’s been awhile, if you know what I mean.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might be eating too many beans

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poo, you have a loose screw.
I’m no cannibal! I need greens.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

23 feet ≈ 7.01 metres or 4.67 small boulders

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*backhand fronthand uppercut* good job

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pics or it didn't happen

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Does your toilet weigh your poo?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He might be posting from the planet Bethselamin.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I stood on a scale before and after.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude, what did you eat?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

five guys

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All 5 of them?!

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