Kumail Nanjiani is a funny person

Jun 8, 2016 5:23 AM

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not sorry mobile users

As the world record holder for fastest completion of this game....this is accurate

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this guy fucks.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why do people keep apologizing to mobile users?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

always upvote Prismo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Silicon Valley is an incredible show. Right after Game of Thrones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still want to know who his boss is. Seriously, who could Prismo be afraid of?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love this guy. But was 2 second gifs really necessary

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Pakistani Denzel

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF GIF

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Sounds kind of like the game Roy, at Blips & Chitz. You know, that arcade in outer space.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can I get an extra portion of sauce please?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heavy Rain. More an playable movie than a video game.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

holy fuck he makes me want to play this game just so I can fuck up an emo brat's dinner... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU, TIMMY!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Fuck you Timmy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

he is?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea super funny dude

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XysJjXMzM4c Not the same performance, but basically the same joke

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dont eat that DOT, its your fucking son.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because this totally needed animated gifs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hey can I have that USB missle launcher?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually tried my hardest, but everything went to hell. My son died and wife left me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you prismo!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Didyouguys seethat? You know that was a ghost wearing a dead guy.That might be the nastiest thing I've ever seen. N-n-n-n-nasty! Nasty jazz!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

upvoting for awareness

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kumail Nanjiani is the shit and his podcast rocks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My name is Jason and I worked at PlayStation. This game. This fucking game. It will haunt me until my last fucking dying day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, except Heavy Rain is shit beyond belief gameplay and story wise.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The game was all about the story

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The story was shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude is awesome on Silicon Valley and occasionally when he's on Portlandia

9 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 1

Shame the show itself sucks though. But him and the hoser are nice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Silicon Valley is literally the funniest show I have ever seen!!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

ok, I can't find the waiter clip anywhere else but here. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-60023285/portlandia_mixologist_part_2_season_2/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pakistani Mr. T or MC Hamas

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or Denzel

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also great on the Harmontown and Risk! Podcasts.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Look at all these fucking people

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Meltdown is fun as well

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's great on Comedy Bang Bang if you're into podcasts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you want to hear about our phone plans and our specials on the menu?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You can get Jack Daniels poured all over your meal.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love Silicon Valley so much. The world needs more TJ Miller in it.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Bachmanity Insanity!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just bought piss to a shit fight.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I do hope you meant brought because I don't want to meet the vendor that sold you the piss.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah he purchased it at a store near him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The longer the show goes on, the more I hate his character, and the more I love the interaction between Dinesh and Gilfoyle

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

+1 on Dinesh and Gilfoyle being greatest part about the show

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And more Martin Starr. "I see the problem. You think 'Chief' in CTO means you because you're Indian. You're not that kind of Indian."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's the best. I like to imagine it's just a grown up continuatuon of his freaks and geeks character

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Russ was right, this guy fucks"

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Is he someone you have to see to appreciate? Because I heard some of his stuff on Spotify and wasn't too impressed

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Delivery is so much of a joke. I wonder if maybe that's something he needs to work on?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's got a specific style that you either like or you have no taste. Ha! Just kidding, I can see how he's not for everyone.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Maybe you just have a bad sense of humerus

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

He makes it sound like a functioning video game. For those who don't know, look up David Cage (The directors) quote on game overs.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Played Heavy Rain with a friend. With our combined efforts, we actually managed to get the worst possible ending.

9 years ago | Likes 389 Dislikes 2

i thought the game was pretty good to be honest

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I watched a friend play the whole game. He was doing awesome; got to the last bit and missed every single button press. BAM, trauma.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I feel like worst is perspective because I thought the "best" ending where reporter and dad end up together is bullshit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or "best" ending where it looks like dad and exwife will reconcile, also bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't remember which one of these people actually consider the very best but those are supposed to be the two goodies AND I DISAGREE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Three of us took turns each chapter. I killed Madison in the basement. Never kill the eye-candy. You won't hear the end of it. Ever.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A group of three of us played, handing off when we got tired. We actually got one of the better endings.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Which is?

9 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

The worst ending is owning the game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Any of them.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Either you loved the series or you hated it because of that response.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It had so much potential but it dropped the ball so hard so I... Don't know if I love or hate it. Shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SPOILER ALERT Second son dies, dad kills himself

9 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 0

Neato I caught him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like best ending

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 4

Damn dawg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ dude...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I played the trailer, now i might me be interested in actually buying it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's a really great experience

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not bad, actually. Lots of Quick Time Events makes you think on your feet. Different endings make for replayability.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a spiritual successor to Indigo Prophecy/Farenheit. If you liked that game, you'll like Heavy Rain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, and also the detective dies, the reporter dies, the weird girlfriend drowns, the killer walks free, and nothing changes. The End!

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

You get a silver trophy called 'The Perfect Crime' for doing all that I believe

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But the detective.. Is the killer so

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The private investigator is the killer. The detective is not... But I hear ya

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Nope worst ending is oragami killer gets away and the dad is imprisoned for his crimes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in my play-through, my second son watched as the police shot down the dad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But Dad hangs himself in his cell.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free sex in prison is not better than being dead?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

free? i always had to pay.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Jason!! JASON!!!

9 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 1

CORAL!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MAAAARIOOOO! ...Mario?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not Alan. STEVE!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I fucking love this game

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jason! JaSOOOHN. Jason! JaSOOOHN. JaSOOOHN.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jason Waterfalls?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snake?! SNAAAAAAAKE!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

JASON...JASHAUN! Jason,Jason,Jason,Jason,JA-SHON! Jason,Jason,JASUN! JAY-SHUN! Jason, jaysune, Jaaaayyyyy-SUND! Jason,Jason, JAE-SAUN!!!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WALT!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no. this is patrick!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JASON

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I say this ALL THE TIME and nobody get it because they're pc gamers.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm a PC gamer, but when this game came out, I bought it and asked my brother for his PS3 for a few days. Finished it in a 14-hour sitting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JASON

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This will always be stuck in my head right along with "JESSICAAAA"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ah Killgrave excellently twisted villain

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GET BACK HERE JESSICAAAAAA

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JAAAAASSSOOOOONNNN!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carl!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coral? CORAL!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

press x to JAAH-SOOON

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

x "JASON!!" x "JAY-SON!!"

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

-Rotate right analog stick, followed by painstakingly pressing X slow to reply to comment -

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

-Hold R2 + Triangle + L2, Rotate Left Analog Stick Counter-Clockwise, Rotate Right Analog Stick Clockwise then tap X--- Too bad, he's dead.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Okay that made me laugh more than it should have

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LANA!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LAANAA!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Jason is the son that dies. The father runs around the mall looking for him while the player hits X so the father yells "JASON" repeatedly.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are you Jason?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loved Heavy Rain. Got way to involved with it and it fucked me up for a summer.

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 6

So I know he says multiple times he's not lying.. but.. dang.. this is crazy that this is real. I'm intrigued

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sexed the lady and it glitched and she was naked for the rest of the game

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Nice

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you like games that emotionally fuck you up, try Life is Strange

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The story is honestly surprisingly good. What isn't good is their fucking pants on head retarded lingo that they use...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*too. Also if you liked Heavy Rain you should give Until Dawn a try!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So worth it! Loved it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I loved it too, I love this kind of "interactive movie" with meaningful plot. Cant stand ppl who say "omg it sucks because it's not a GAME"

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Heavy Rain sucks but that's not one of the reasons. Contrast with Until Dawn

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know Until Dawn but even if it's a good game that doesn't mean heavy rain sucks, indeed it doesn't suck at all

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The entire premise of the game is you can read your characters thoughts, and never once does that one think "I wonder how my murder is going

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sucks harder than anything has sucked ever before. You want to know why? Because the game lies to make the private dick the murderer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then you have in addition David Cage's usual sexist shlock where the female character exists only Cage can get his boners

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0