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not sorry mobile users
loafofbread13
As the world record holder for fastest completion of this game....this is accurate
thedonnerparty
this guy fucks.
BleachCola
Why do people keep apologizing to mobile users?
BadBoyBoogieBoarder
always upvote Prismo
pulp501
Silicon Valley is an incredible show. Right after Game of Thrones.
Snooj
I still want to know who his boss is. Seriously, who could Prismo be afraid of?
Sgtsmack65
Love this guy. But was 2 second gifs really necessary
TypicalShmosby
Pakistani Denzel
GronxBacin
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RelevantForOnce
Sounds kind of like the game Roy, at Blips & Chitz. You know, that arcade in outer space.
SamuraiSnack
Can I get an extra portion of sauce please?
PraiseGoogle
Heavy Rain. More an playable movie than a video game.
SarcasticComment
holy fuck he makes me want to play this game just so I can fuck up an emo brat's dinner... IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU, TIMMY!!!!
PQTANLINDA
Fuck you Timmy
iratepirate
he is?
phicho
Yea super funny dude
sthgrau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XysJjXMzM4c Not the same performance, but basically the same joke
PQTANLINDA
Dont eat that DOT, its your fucking son.
WowWhatAWhore
Because this totally needed animated gifs.
Fire2box
Hey can I have that USB missle launcher?
ravnsulter
I actually tried my hardest, but everything went to hell. My son died and wife left me.
Shimthesham
I love you prismo!
Cadsair
Didyouguys seethat? You know that was a ghost wearing a dead guy.That might be the nastiest thing I've ever seen. N-n-n-n-nasty! Nasty jazz!
hotterpop
upvoting for awareness
DEATHlikescats
Kumail Nanjiani is the shit and his podcast rocks.
whatifsomeone
My name is Jason and I worked at PlayStation. This game. This fucking game. It will haunt me until my last fucking dying day.
Unexard
Yeah, except Heavy Rain is shit beyond belief gameplay and story wise.
BecauseCanadian
The game was all about the story
OverlyCynicalImgurian
The story was shit.
WinterPalace86
Dude is awesome on Silicon Valley and occasionally when he's on Portlandia
CondescendingCunt
Shame the show itself sucks though. But him and the hoser are nice.
Firsthope
Silicon Valley is literally the funniest show I have ever seen!!!
Nineteenletterslong
ok, I can't find the waiter clip anywhere else but here. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-60023285/portlandia_mixologist_part_2_season_2/
Markersman
Pakistani Mr. T or MC Hamas
SigPistols
Or Denzel
Srslythoguys
Also great on the Harmontown and Risk! Podcasts.
Toasterpops
Look at all these fucking people
citizenkayt
The Meltdown is fun as well
jeoffkrey
He's great on Comedy Bang Bang if you're into podcasts
stabstone
Do you want to hear about our phone plans and our specials on the menu?
WinterPalace86
You can get Jack Daniels poured all over your meal.
GdSvThQn
I love Silicon Valley so much. The world needs more TJ Miller in it.
MostIndeedlySo
Bachmanity Insanity!
WinterPalace86
You just bought piss to a shit fight.
MostIndeedlySo
I do hope you meant brought because I don't want to meet the vendor that sold you the piss.
WinterPalace86
Nah he purchased it at a store near him.
wadatahmydamie
The longer the show goes on, the more I hate his character, and the more I love the interaction between Dinesh and Gilfoyle
doodootimespectacular
+1 on Dinesh and Gilfoyle being greatest part about the show
astromoondoggie
And more Martin Starr. "I see the problem. You think 'Chief' in CTO means you because you're Indian. You're not that kind of Indian."
RepublicofTexa
He's the best. I like to imagine it's just a grown up continuatuon of his freaks and geeks character
HardOnStrokeFoundation
"Russ was right, this guy fucks"
starmasswarseffect
Is he someone you have to see to appreciate? Because I heard some of his stuff on Spotify and wasn't too impressed
RagingEnglishMajor
Delivery is so much of a joke. I wonder if maybe that's something he needs to work on?
Snooj
He's got a specific style that you either like or you have no taste. Ha! Just kidding, I can see how he's not for everyone.
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Maybe you just have a bad sense of humerus
Xynatox
He makes it sound like a functioning video game. For those who don't know, look up David Cage (The directors) quote on game overs.
VoidAbInitio
SHAUN! SHAAAAAAUN!! http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/4/4/471844_v2.jpg
smogswallowssuns
Played Heavy Rain with a friend. With our combined efforts, we actually managed to get the worst possible ending.
oldstumpy
i thought the game was pretty good to be honest
Strangelittlefish
I watched a friend play the whole game. He was doing awesome; got to the last bit and missed every single button press. BAM, trauma.
reijigin
I feel like worst is perspective because I thought the "best" ending where reporter and dad end up together is bullshit
reijigin
Or "best" ending where it looks like dad and exwife will reconcile, also bullshit.
reijigin
I can't remember which one of these people actually consider the very best but those are supposed to be the two goodies AND I DISAGREE
kal1442
Three of us took turns each chapter. I killed Madison in the basement. Never kill the eye-candy. You won't hear the end of it. Ever.
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
A group of three of us played, handing off when we got tired. We actually got one of the better endings.
OF37
Which is?
Atinla
The worst ending is owning the game.
AustinAlex
Any of them.
CanadianJohnyAppleseed
Either you loved the series or you hated it because of that response.
AustinAlex
It had so much potential but it dropped the ball so hard so I... Don't know if I love or hate it. Shit.
janeshep
SPOILER ALERT Second son dies, dad kills himself
supraman2turbo
Neato I caught him.
UpVoteAlpacas
More like best ending
smarttarded
Damn dawg
awildcharmander
Jesus christ dude...
OF37
I played the trailer, now i might me be interested in actually buying it
Gingerfringe
It's a really great experience
Muttons1337
It's not bad, actually. Lots of Quick Time Events makes you think on your feet. Different endings make for replayability.
TMStage
It's a spiritual successor to Indigo Prophecy/Farenheit. If you liked that game, you'll like Heavy Rain.
AlmightyHamSandwich
Lol, and also the detective dies, the reporter dies, the weird girlfriend drowns, the killer walks free, and nothing changes. The End!
KingCahoon
You get a silver trophy called 'The Perfect Crime' for doing all that I believe
WhatEvenIsIt
But the detective.. Is the killer so
KingCahoon
The private investigator is the killer. The detective is not... But I hear ya
AbsolutelyKhaotic
Nope worst ending is oragami killer gets away and the dad is imprisoned for his crimes
thepigeonman
in my play-through, my second son watched as the police shot down the dad
fangwulf
But Dad hangs himself in his cell.
Mavgurian
Free sex in prison is not better than being dead?
bobthewhaler
free? i always had to pay.
stabstone
Jason!! JASON!!!
thisisnotjr
CORAL!
naytorin
MAAAARIOOOO! ...Mario?
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!
Shewy92
That's not Alan. STEVE!
mbhatter
I fucking love this game
reijigin
Jason! JaSOOOHN. Jason! JaSOOOHN. JaSOOOHN.
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
Jason Waterfalls?
MrChuckletrousers
Snake?! SNAAAAAAAKE!!!
Papabear024
JASON...JASHAUN! Jason,Jason,Jason,Jason,JA-SHON! Jason,Jason,JASUN! JAY-SHUN! Jason, jaysune, Jaaaayyyyy-SUND! Jason,Jason, JAE-SAUN!!!!!!!
Elementalist01
WALT!!
annextheexoplanet
no. this is patrick!
DarkBadTheShameless
JASON
SwampTitties
I say this ALL THE TIME and nobody get it because they're pc gamers.
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
I'm a PC gamer, but when this game came out, I bought it and asked my brother for his PS3 for a few days. Finished it in a 14-hour sitting.
DarkBadTheShameless
JASON
EdgarAllenPoboy
This will always be stuck in my head right along with "JESSICAAAA"
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Ah Killgrave excellently twisted villain
kaykicing
GET BACK HERE JESSICAAAAAA
RangerSloth
JAAAAASSSOOOOONNNN!!
WinstonSmith1994
Carl!!
Furious37
Yes?
Dreadfutopia
Coral? CORAL!
Furious37
Yes?
NightRush
press x to JAAH-SOOON
FortressOfInsanity
x "JASON!!" x "JAY-SON!!"
stabstone
-Rotate right analog stick, followed by painstakingly pressing X slow to reply to comment -
FortressOfInsanity
-Hold R2 + Triangle + L2, Rotate Left Analog Stick Counter-Clockwise, Rotate Right Analog Stick Clockwise then tap X--- Too bad, he's dead.
BecauseCanadian
Okay that made me laugh more than it should have
WickisnumberONE
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
ImSnittingNextToBorpo
LANA!
ManagerOfScrantonBranch
LAANAA!!!
MajorGameage
What?
Standemonium
Jason is the son that dies. The father runs around the mall looking for him while the player hits X so the father yells "JASON" repeatedly.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Are you Jason?
WolfMcCloud
Loved Heavy Rain. Got way to involved with it and it fucked me up for a summer.
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
So I know he says multiple times he's not lying.. but.. dang.. this is crazy that this is real. I'm intrigued
ticktockbent
I sexed the lady and it glitched and she was naked for the rest of the game
AlwaysUpvoteScottPilgrim
Nice
SigPistols
If you like games that emotionally fuck you up, try Life is Strange
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
The story is honestly surprisingly good. What isn't good is their fucking pants on head retarded lingo that they use...
gorgosaurusrex
*too. Also if you liked Heavy Rain you should give Until Dawn a try!
CzarNicholasTheUndead
So worth it! Loved it!
janeshep
I loved it too, I love this kind of "interactive movie" with meaningful plot. Cant stand ppl who say "omg it sucks because it's not a GAME"
OverlyCynicalImgurian
Heavy Rain sucks but that's not one of the reasons. Contrast with Until Dawn
janeshep
I don't know Until Dawn but even if it's a good game that doesn't mean heavy rain sucks, indeed it doesn't suck at all
OverlyCynicalImgurian
The entire premise of the game is you can read your characters thoughts, and never once does that one think "I wonder how my murder is going
IMadeThisOnlyForDestinyCodeBegging
It sucks harder than anything has sucked ever before. You want to know why? Because the game lies to make the private dick the murderer.
OverlyCynicalImgurian
And then you have in addition David Cage's usual sexist shlock where the female character exists only Cage can get his boners