If a giant santa would walk through my street I sure as he'll would not be standing near the windows with the light on. I would be in my windowless bathroom with the lights off stress eating.
We interfered with Mariah too much before an adequate replacement could be found. She was unable to repeat The Incantation enough, and now containment has failed.
3nd3rwiggin
Damn, that was actually spooky.
imgurnaknockuout
Those 12 ft skeletons move now?
TheMershedPerderder
langri
Which one of you just shit my pants?
QueefMalone
Is this the skibby toilet dude? Also, that scream made me jump.
jimhotep
I'm both excited and terrified....
Rebar77
BryanTenn
Got a robot Santa from Futurama vibe from this.
OdinYggd
This is the 1st generation prototype.
Frodomann1
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
DrSharkbite
Cilvaa
you know it's a classic TomSka when it features child murder. source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZqrfDd1IEs, watch to the end :D
MarkusAwesomesauce
Thanks OP...I now need a new computer chair.
Silved
If a giant santa would walk through my street I sure as he'll would not be standing near the windows with the light on. I would be in my windowless bathroom with the lights off stress eating.
Mohareb
"you have been deemed naughty"
davidseavey726
Yep I jumped a little
yeaniaaeon
We interfered with Mariah too much before an adequate replacement could be found. She was unable to repeat The Incantation enough, and now containment has failed.
Come2Japan
zubax
Didn't expect the fucker to be on all fours. Take your +1 and leave. I have a diaper to change.
Iamjustgreat
Trump?
freakdiablo
Everyone gangster until Santa goes into full beast mode.
Paoloc0mments
I got such a fright I think it was me that shat YOUR diaper.
somethingunforgettable
Hopefully, your spawn's diapers?
lordsupafly
Yours or mine?
TheRicM
Yes
fanelian
Why did it scare me so damn much?
AMercer
Evolution and the fast that 20 foot tall Santa's used to roam the planet feasting on prehistoric humans.
jaijaikali
Whoever does these always finds a way catch you off guard
nietzchebomb
NationofSchrad
He SEES you when you’re SLEEPING! He KNOWS when you’re AWAKE!
Morg729
He KNOWS of you've been bad or good, so be good for GOODNESS SAKE!
jebstat59365
This puts some real teeth in that nebulous "naughty or nice" status...
FrankTheThunderbird
He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
galapas
GuerrillaschaukelnInDerTodeszone
Those bells. Those horrible jingly bells.
OdinYggd
and here we have an early prototype of the CLAUS 9000 from Futurama.
mirrorz
This is cool. I spent almost 30years making santa themed artwork and this is better than all of it.
InjuredLion
That’s a long time to be making Santa themed artwork
CheezitBaron
They only did it once a year though
Sensiblyinteresting
We have our fetishes
DadOnTheInternet
Well Santa had been alive since the beginning of time, you should see his fridge, full of artwork, just none of Ops yet.
Cranbananarama
Waaaiiit a second. Santa has glowing GREEN eyes! This guy's a phony!
jaijaikali
Green eyes is the deer, most likely
ausernamewhat
That there is a SCP matter!
TheRicM
What is SCP
malachilenomade
https://www.youtube.com/@SCP
p4plus2
SCP is a set of horror writing/memes by a fictional foundation called secure protect contain example: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1471
TheRicM
Ah thanks. I think I’ve asked this question like three times and keep forgetting lol
mrpotatodick
Creator/Source and other quality content 😏 https://www.instagram.com/lights.are.off/
thecarwash
Dot
buffalowineguy
Thank you for posting the source. I've followed this guy for a long time. His shit is nightmare cool.
TheFakeCraigFerguson
Was gonna go find his insta and post this if no one else did. His work is spoop as heck, I love it
homoerection
Language
TheFakeCraigFerguson
Sorry mom. Gosh.
homoerection