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Feb 14, 2020 9:51 PM
aSeriouslycontrivedidiot
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SugarDnD
This is so fake. Nintendo's news announcements don't mention this.
SedativeComet
PC has both those things
Lurch1911
PewPewPewPenguin
whyisthisusernametaken
anengineerandacat
Uncensored aside I am actually a bit shocked nintendo even allowed the content on their store.
lupine1990
vicesat
LucidPariah
Wait what!? Is this on the switch!?
captainhansolo
Make a post about new lewd Nintendo games watch the pc gamers fall for the bait
NamiMay
Oh great more fuel for desperate guys
Numchucks
Breeders of Nephilim, on steam. Check it out
geistwindmedia
Nintendo wins. I'm calling it.
Phulba
suitscody1
The platform with the most small kids.. Ight
MightyIink
If you told me 20 years ago that Nintendo would do this instead of Sony I wouldn't believe you.
KidLaSquid
bsmithwins
This looks like one of the Monogatari, but I think I’d remember that scene.
TheStateVsThomasLight
Cowboy Bebop. Get Valentine just got caught cheating. Forgot the episode name.
Astro777
Episode 3 - Honky Tonk Women https://youtu.be/d_pAX89mm7Y?t=229
TheDarkNerd
Style looks pre-digital, and the background implies that it's in space.
TheCaptain00
That is the masterpiece called Cowboy Bebop.
TheDarkNerd
Huh, been so long I don't remember that scene.
Icamefortittiesandkitties
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Nintendo never said this and it's a fake headline btw.
SeismicCoin
https://twitter.com/CensoredGaming_/status/1144440969426886658?s=20 this is what they said.
MeMyselfandyourCat
I really hope people notice it's most likely a joke. Nintendo isn't some indie dev out of nyuinya
WeaponizedJerk
Most people don't fact check what they read online and instantly believe everything sadly.
Darkspire
Yeah out of all of the companies, Nintendo is the least likely to let something like that happen. It's wildly off base from their image.
FuriousBakedPotato
*sad degenerate noises*
Darkspire
And with how aggressively they protect their IP, I can't even imagine them considering it.
TeishaTaisha
Oh nice, that's a crazy stance for them. Good on them, the world needs less pointless censorship and more fuckin anime tiddies
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
It's fake.
MehEdits
Pretty sure everyone knows hentai isn't real
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
I'm hoping you're memeing. I mean the headline is fake.
TheDarkNerd
After seeing a couple of yuri games on the eShop, I had my hopes up.
MehEdits
IBuiltAFreakingArk
BUT YOU WERE THE FAMILY FRIENDLY ONE
thedadwhobeatshiskidwithjumpercables
What. Isn’t this the opposite of what Nintendo usually does.
TacoFox
Um....there are uncensored games on Steam.....quite a bit of them...
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Not in America I can guarantee that. Conservative Christians will revolt.
dnd3edm1
that's assuming they're capable of laying off the meth and opioids long enough to notice
fireflowerfire
KERSH TYINS!
ResplendientXHunter
They're already revolting, both to look at or listen to.
SereneLloydBraun
This was Mitch Hedberg level funny.
rob98000
Just say facts don't care about their feelings.
taku18
Fuck them all. What gives them the right to force their views on the rest of us. We need to force our anime tities into their faces.
Amwaysalesdept
and feminists --- the perfect storm
Sesquey
Stop listening to Rush and meet a girl.
Amwaysalesdept
I'm married and I don't like Rush. Tom Sawyer is a dumb song. There. I said it.
Theonewiththesandwich
I thought you meant the band, and I was gonna be like, "No, do listen to Rush."
HCBailly
RedTideTamponEffect
It's weird, because the show itself is like 98% not that. And that 1 scene is what most remember.
UPNLokiWIP
Upvote for Maoyuu Maou Yuusha.
darthlawsuit
I too thoroughly enjoy economic lectures by Demon Lords.
Gaehhn
Or blonde lolis or centuries-old wolves.
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
Also, what good are uncensored anime tiddies if they're not in 4K?
dnd3edm1
back in my day we had pixelated anime tiddies and we liked it!
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
they may not be in 4K but they'll be 32DD
aSeriouslycontrivedidiot
Portable tig 'ole bitties
Vencakes
To the bathroom
EccentricNimoy
The human eye cant tell the difference between 1080p and 4k
Tokimon
No but the human penis can
MaladaptedMedic
Not sure if trolling or misinformed...
EccentricNimoy
Cunningham's Law
somepersondoingsomethings
So you admit to wanting to know if there is a difference between 1080 and 4k?
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
Depends on the screen size. But who needs an understanding of what those numbers mean when you can just echo bullshit you heard.
EccentricNimoy
Cunningham's Law lol
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
That's a pretty convenient cover for when you accidentally say something really stupid.
EccentricNimoy
No for real
MyHemroidsAreAngry
I can look down my shirt for uncensored titties. Just bragging.
FeastofAlvis
HonestCommentFarmer
Yeah, but your hemorrhoids.
cow042
I can't. Even if i was a girl, I would still be flatter than a pancake.
noebo
Lucky
Vencakes
I can too but I’m not into guy titties
FuckThatUsernameIsTaken
But you have boobs and dick, futanari is nice
MaladaptedMedic
Enjoy the flood
LlamaEaters
That's rude, hogging all the tiddies like that. Sharing is caring.
cheeseguy3412
The average person has one titty.
LlamaEaters
I'm even below average at having tits. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
dnd3edm1
titties and moobs are not the same thing bro
MyHemroidsAreAngry
Not moobs bruh. Real lady titties. Mom bod titties.
dnd3edm1
were you even on the internet in 1997? they're obviously moobs. check again
OtomeKomi
Greenboy177
Marinara
likeadragon
CyborgScribe
This is the lolice!
DarkAceIV
TracynKyrayc
GiantEnemyMudcrabz
FuriousBakedPotato
I won't lewd you
GiantEnemyMudcrabz
Flabort
90sKid2001
thanks i hate it
FlameOn
Dirgekins
Hellrzr33
Source / sauce plz?
NobodyWorthThinkingAbout
Sauce:
Tearofsorrow
Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de / When Supernatural Battles Become Commonplace
Rasgarius
Dooot
Rasgarius
dickbutttt
steam has been having uncensored games
MasterNateT
This sentence structure needs censorship.
mrdude88
Steam is PC and have modders who can turn a game like Lego City into a hentai game, so it doesn’t count. Plus I can watch porn on my PC.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
VR Paradise.
ReginaKasteen
This is why we're the master race.
Lobuttomize
One big translator of visual novels into English has been forcing censored versions and r/VN blew up because of lolis so not great
brdmuffinman
Can confirm, just saw ‘Being a Dik’ on my store page. Reviews and intro stuff say not censored.
Canofminus
Kanojo VR
franciscoairodu9000
Some of us are peasants and can't afford a good pc
SpacemaniaXu
For awhile now too. Outright porn basically
thedarkmimecthulu3000
Incorrect.
GeniusGT
Some games were banned though.
TupperwareNinja
It's great when they come up on recommended when you're showing a friend stuff
HighImpactSexualViolence
Sporadically, but there's a reason I have 2 steam accounts.
helagos
Yeah, I was searching for a new game to play tonight and went through my discovery queue. There were 3 dating sim games. One had full on (1)
helagos
tiddies in the trailer. And the other two hinted there would be tiddies when you played. (2)
kojenk
When is oververse releasing again?
dexterousgek
got myself a "lewd" category lol.
ineedtotalkaboutsomethings
.... there’s lewd games on steam?!
PardusXY
Just have to change your settings, adult content hidden by default.
Marteocom
Plenty...
ActionJohnnie
Can someone suggest some titles for my “research“?
LocalZoophile
Are you into furry porn?
AVeryPhilosophicalParrot
Depends on what you're into. Lotsa titles are into either netorare or monster-human relation. Any kinks you'd like to share with the class?
AVeryPhilosophicalParrot
But seriously, it's pretty difficult, if not impossible, to find wholesome vanilla stuff. AFAIK there are no eroge dating sim there.
Doomschlager
Koikatsu party. It's the best. Trust me.
Doomschlager
Also I forgot to mention it's just a quick mod to get fully uncensored(you can find it on the steam page) also a bit pricey but so worth it
RaltarArianrhod
Heart of the woods
thecrystalqueen
Usually you have to download an external patch but yeah kinda
tantallous
a while back they relaxed the rules and the devs can put the complete version up now. not all of them do though. still catching on.
Demenster
Ya but that’s mainly because japanese developers are garbage at updates
thecrystalqueen
yeah fair, its been about 2 years since i bought one haha
tantallous
I think it is mostly the indie devs that do it now. Lots of the ports end up needing a patch b/c they were already censored for phys release
tantallous
or they can't be patched, either way...
strideo
Unless the game is critical of the Chinese government. Then it mysteriously doesn't get approved for Steam.
strideo
https://gizmodo.com/why-won-t-steam-approve-these-games-supporting-hong-kon-1840270608
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
huh.. thays disappointing.. i just assumed steam didnt give a fuck : (
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
I honestly expected a free hong kong dating sim
TheSilverSeraph
You can’t always get what you want
CaptainThePirate
Expectation and want are two different things. America has taught me this lesson above all other truths.
GradientApollo
But sometimes you can get what you need...
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Barellyyyyyy
Conjo88
I think Venture seas is in early access this weekend if not out already.
TheMadOnion
Steam has been releasing straight up porn.
TheMadOnion
Monster girl island is particularly my jam.
Simoonx
You have to check off nudity filter in account settings. Then you will see pleenty
anonnona887
a lot of them you would have to download the free "uncensored dlc"
AMRIV
Subverse will be Steam exclusive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQWvkocSMkw
Denamic
I can't believe they actually allow rampant hand holding! Filth!
Rokoma
Never heard of it. Watched the teaser. I'm intrigued.
RearAdmiralObvious
PaperBagel
Monster Girl Island has full on sex scenes lmao
Photeus
Can confirm. It's weird, but it's good. But it's WEIRD but GOOD!
demonic
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
0_0
Beerbill
I have over 50 trust me they go all the way
Domokun115
Name a few titles?
AVeryPhilosophicalParrot
Melty's quest, Princess Project, Treasure Hunter Claire, Monster Girl Island, Breeding Village, Miss Lisette's Assassin Maid, Lilitale (1/?)
DaringSteel
AVeryPhilosophicalParrot
Holy Knight Luviria, Ideology in Friction, Huniepop (oldie but goodie), Leanna's Slice of Life, Kunoichi Botan, Niplheim's Hunter (2/?)
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Dotting for later
CharmingPrism
This group is dedicated to putting out uncensored patches, helping developers, and reviewing junk. https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Nukige
ImJustHereToMakePeopleCry
Just type in *nudity* under tags lol
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
I mean I e looked for em, they always just suck, it's usually like 2d dating syms that are just mehhh
OtterlyMagnificent
Even that isn't always a guarantee. I've got two of those (Both free. I don't spend money unless I have to), and the nudity is Barbie level
littleSp00nz
You aren’t trying hard enough
DeviousSloth
There are quite a few hardcore hentai games on Steam. Or you can just play them for free on F95Zone.
OtterlyMagnificent
maskedrabbit
You gotta spend money son
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
*Laughs in PC*
Panserclaw
PC = Master race
OptimusChristt
Yacobs21
Steam censored a bunch of games previously, I think they laxed up tho
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
Another advantage to PCs: you don't have to go through a single vendor. You can get your software from anywhere.
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
Steam doesn't have what you want? Go somewhere else.
MyriaORiely
Oh, you mean in Steam, who censors the anime titty?
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
Console gamers are so used to only having 1 shop available that they think Steam is the only place to get games.
Anynonmoose
Who needs steam when you can torrent "rapelay"
ScottaHemi
computer viruses:
Anynonmoose
Never got a virus from a torrent. Stop comparing all p2p software to limewire.
ScottaHemi
then you're luckier then I was!
CaptainBonehard
Where even games without nudity have nudity thanks to the modding community.
LittleCabbage
"How do you have 3k+ hours on Skyrim but you're level 4?" "...fast traveling?"
sorrycannotbraintoday
Modding community in a nutshell
KoboldMenace
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
this is correct but not the point of the post above so also irrelevant
MrSaturday
Except for phone games, that's shit.
HonestCommentFarmer
Except exclusives are shitstains. There's plenty of games I want to play, but refuse to accept the obvious "bait to buy console X."
HonestCommentFarmer
Nintendo barely gets a pass because they make their exclusives in-house, but everywhere else it's anti-consumer bullshit.
HonestCommentFarmer
So in other words, PC Master Race.
mrdude88
Everyone knows mobile is played more often worldwide by more people than any console or computer.
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
Seriously these kinds of one-ups are so pathetic to PC users. We already have all this and more.
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ObnoxiouslyCommenting
Except that there's literally nothing stopping the other class walk into the PC class. In fact the PC world encourages it.
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
*from walking. My english bad type embarrass.
Metazolid
Thats still progress for them. PC will always have stuff wayy before consoles do but thats no reason to ignore their progress.
PearjuiceATX
We have pornhub.
ShegorathDarkLordOfKittens
Tell that to my 3ds
DiMalols
Bruh tell that to my DSi
Potetgull92
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
I love how this clip has become a meme because of Ted Cruz
ThatOneGuyFromTv
I think the appeal here comes from people who didn't want the hassle of a pc over a console (I say that as someone who mainly games on pc)
jakethecoolguy
You seem fun.
jakethecoolguy
Nevermind just read the username carry on good sir
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
I'm not. I actually am quite boring IRL.
Piemaster74
PC's are expensive and less fit for casual gaming than consoles. I honestly don't understand the classism when it comes to PC and consoles
UdensZirnis
But you have a PC at home. For the price of a used console you can make it a runs-it-all gaming machine, given the case and power supply fit
YurgenGrimwood
You can build a PC with the same power as a console for the same price or less if you're good on sales. Just as fit or more for casual.
YurgenGrimwood
If only for the fact that we have infinitely more games available, casual or not. You can also play with a controller if you'd like.
BayazTheBenevolent
Not so. Unless you buy top of the line hardware chances are the PC is thriftier than any console (because console games are MAD expensive)
ReluktantSkeptik
It's the same reason car guys don't generally celebrate Oldsmobile. Sure, it's a perfectly functional car, but we want MO POWAH BABY!
ItsDandySpaceDandy
You're obviously not familiar with the 442.
MassiveMaoMao
bogus1983
GeForce Now is literally free and will run perfectly on the crappiest PC you can find.
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
True, but this comes with the downside of requiring a pretty solid net connection, which sadly still isn't available everywhere.
bogus1983
That is true. Although I've been surprised, it runs well enough on my phone over LTE in the middle of an office building with bad reception
brickius
Ferrari's are shit for doing the weekly shop too but if two of my mates were taking about how good their car was id still mention I had one
BrickSniper33
You have to pay for multiplayer, we have mods.
Overcucumbered
Seems like it always springs from posts bragging about what console is better. Like there a bigger divide between consoles than between PC
Overcucumbered
Guess it's the same logic as with liking different football teams, the more alike you are, the more reasons to fight.
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
PCs are only expensive if you spring for top of the line shit, which you don't have to do to get comparable (often better) performance >
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
than consoles. A moderate PC will only run you maybe $100 or so more than a PS4 and it'll be way better at gaming, and plus be able to do>
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
a ton of shit other than gaming. Honestly the only advantages consoles have is exclusive titles (which is a shitty thing to begin with), >
LV1BlueSlime
Yeah but apparently you need to be a pretentious asshole to play PC games. Can't have a post about consoles without PC users
AmArschdieRaeuber
It's like seeing people arguing if a triangle or sqare is the better shape for a wheel, when the circle's obviously better.
YouShouldNotGoogleTheStreisandEffect
As with anything else, it's just the vocal minority.
Sonyradio676
Not pretentious just laughing at the exclusivity BS when at the end of the day they're all computers including phones.
ArnoldsK
Truth hurts sometimes.
RipleyTadpole
that's okay we pretentious PC assholes are always trying to one-up each other so consoles don't even register whenever we're fighting
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
I mean consoles are so far beneath us that there's really no point other than to occasionally point and laugh.
DeathBy1000PaperCuts
Username checks out
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
You have to understand, this is like watching people argue about whether or not sandpaper or cardboard is better for wiping your ass. How >
ObnoxiouslyCommenting
could any sane person not chime in with the obvious "why the hell aren't you idiots just using toilet paper?"
Overcucumbered
It's just funny seeing posts of consoles trying to one-up each other but with the most basic shit. It's not like it's a post about PC
cactusfleshlight
But we can all agree mobile games are cancer
gobeans
This is the way.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Emulation's alright tho, I don't need a whole laptop to play Poke- I mean... legally aqquired games...
doctorbanana
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
I've played some great mobile games, like monument valley https://youtu.be/wC1jHHF_Wjo
scruffenheim
One of the few good ones
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
Yea, ive played a great game. Its called raid shadow legends. Use code:I'm a sellout youtuber, and get basic shit you start the game with.
mikeatike
You have my sword.
hines7848
And my 2 liter of Mountain Dee
camn333
And my phone! ...wait, no, I actually need it.
LV1BlueSlime
slapping their small dicks on the table to circle jerk about PCs.
BayazTheBenevolent
At least my small dick renders in 4K @ 144 FPS
mikeatike
U mad bro?
LV1BlueSlime
Not particularly. Just bored of it tbh.
MASHorGTFO
Found the console user
LV1BlueSlime
I have both, and I'm getting a better PC before I get the new PS/Xbox. Found the small dick PC user.
greywarden112358
#PCMR