PeraDVind
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Send me nudes, or a message or both
Aug 23, 2015 12:59 PM
PeraDVind
258375
6574
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Send me nudes, or a message or both
FrostytheSnowcolt
YOU GET IT!? DO YOU GET THE JOKE?! ARE WE BEING TOO SUBTLE!? PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TELL ME I'M FUNNY!
HitlersArtCritic
Forgot to mention how simple it is.
Mooolissa
Mmmapple
XuanCrowl34
I'm going to assume that using Google in reference is protected under fair use, however portraying Apple in a negative light might offer 1/2
TheSwansonator
Fun Fact: it was Homer who took a bite out of the apple. Thought it was donut obviously.
YukonBambi
What?
evocative
Yesterday’s tech at tomorrow’s prices!
tooomanysteves
"That light is to tell you that it's off".
YukonBambi
PeraDVind, I can't send you nudes, but I'd be glad to send you some bottled water, cause fuck you're thirsty.
someonestolemyawesomeusername
hail hydrate
splicepark
He needs ice to cool that burn!!
Thereminista
Average Apple product made for less than 30% of retail cost. $10 for labor, Everything else is profits. And PCs do fine with video editing.
wadatahmydamie
"Apple is such an evil company. Google only collects and sells our personal information."
smaug777000
To be fair, so do a lot of companies
tuxedobob
What services?
smaug777000
good question
FoxySpirit
But Mapple respects your privacy, the others guys Oogle your data for money.
knottyboy26
"Out of curiosity, how many sent you nudes?" ~ a friend
WhatWouldProngsDo
send nude to me plz
Iwanttocutyoucauseimanicesurgeon
"Send me nudes, or a message or both"....worst FP edit of all time??? Maybe. Anybody seen worse?
brndOLno7
I mean...if it works right?
trippinoctopus
All of them are bad
Desomega
Any of the clickbait edits are infinitely worse than some random dude saying send me nudes.
SirForeverAloneEsquireLe1stAndOnly
What makes you think it's a FP edit? Can't it be part of the description?
ihaveneverhadbutteronapoptart
to be fair, Mac's are by far better at what they do than PC's, and its not just making your wallet cry more... its video editing.
Bundacious
Cause apple would actually sue them. Google doesn't give a shit.
smashedavocado
Don't forget the Beats earphones.
crackingbampot
Dee Barnes will never forget
Pronak
*Beets
darthblaker7474
*Beats by Deirdre
YukonBambi
*Meats
ThatOnePolarBearOnTheLeft
*Teats
dildobiscuit
Actual fun fact about the apple logo. It was a tribute to Alan Turing who killed himself by eating an apple laced with cyanide.
dildobiscuit
oops. Never mind guys. I googled it (stupidly after posting) and it's bullshit apparently. It's nice. But erroneous. Erronice, if you will.
preaction
Wait a minute, this isn't @misleadinginformation!
baronridiculous
Hey, that is fun! Now go look up how the band Joy Division got its name!
DetectivePikachu2
According to the Jobs biography, he just saw an apple and it hit him (no pun intended). It was also higher than Atari in the phone book
dildobiscuit
I was specifically referring to an apple with a bite taken from it. But I've already corrected myself.
dildobiscuit
It was a common myth apparently.
ArmChairCommentator
What?! Always thought it was Steve Jobs naming it after his fav fruit and using it as the logo. Puttanesca please?
dildobiscuit
Great sauce. But sadly I was wrong, i googled it after posting.
TheModestySock
Ugh. Apple envy is such an ugly thing.
ComradePigeon
Found the apple user!
ReallyBigRocks
Believe me m8, I'm not jealous of people paying a premium for absolutely no benefit
YukonBambi
Envious of what?
tablecat
Nigga, I'm posting from a MacBook Air, and yet I think you sound fucking stupid.
TheModestySock
My bad. Forgot Imgur was PC-based. Sorry!
QuotesGoHere
Guys we really need to talk about the "send me nudes" on a number of posts right now...
CthuluIsMyHomie
can we also talk about the number of stills/gifs with subtitles from TV shows? (and I autoDV for the nudes nonsense)
TheSwedishMoose
Send me nu--
Luprand
I just send them nudes of hairy gainer bears from Tumblr.
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QuotesGoHere
I see you got on the front page with these thoughts. Gods work child, glad somebody did.
Shitslide
Noone ever says Send me pet nudes
FifteenthDoctor
Nobody wants anyone to take it seriously :P its just a running joke
halborski
You mean we're not supposed to read that as "downvote me"?
spookmeister
I thought that's what those shitty captions were saying
Catilina
Nobody cares, you are free to comply or not.
Eowyneb
It is extreamly disturbing. If people are so horney they can go watch porn but this asking for nudes make the website gross and unclassy
halborski
I think I need to take a closeup of my hairy man butthole for such instances.
Felman
I don't get why people ask for nudes. It's one of the most cringiest thing you can do here on imgur.
brndOLno7
Saw.words....must.send.nudes...
ManMashine
but.. but........ if it works?.....
imguryousuck
Is send me dickpics okay? Cuz I really want those
1142EatMaiAss
That's how you get a picture of my asshole
RpblcCmmndo38
It's a meme. The fact that you hadn't figured that out is raising my blood pressure slightly.
Anon143
ITS A MEME YOU DIP.
RpblcCmmndo38
Why did you reply to me
Felman
I hear there's meds for that.
MakeItBackAlright
Yeah... people aren't using it as a meme. They're using it to be like, ha ha I'm so funny but if you want to... cringey as shit.
RpblcCmmndo38
Yeah. I don't know why I suddenly had faith in humanity, it's dangerous.
MakeItBackAlright
Gotta be careful with that faith, bud. It's delicate.
OutdoorHuman
I doubt that the majority of posters who add that in think it's a meme either... I believe they really are jumping on the bandwagon
Choiced
Isn't a meme really just an internet bandwagon?
RpblcCmmndo38
Not really. Memes are universal, internet bandwagons are unique to sites that let you karma or attention whore.
halborski
It's a creepy, cringeworthy meme.
RpblcCmmndo38
4 U
halborski
http://cdn.mlkshk.com/r/10Y62
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Black outlines with white text, people.
doesanyoneevenreadthese
It is.
icyanddicey
I faved this for the next time someone says "white text with black border can be read on any backgound"
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Then it's poorly done.
notthatkindofnerd
For "free."
leafspring
It's quite amazing to see that people still think companies like Google offer their stuff for free. I mean, how naive do you have to be...
smaug777000
what services?
spudcosmic
It is free; however, you're not the consumer you're the product for the advertisers.
cousteau
Why do they use a false parody brand named "Mapple", and then mention "Google"?
mamali2
Google services are offered for free. You would have to pay for mapple's.
gutclusters
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_trademark
Dammmmmmmmmmm
Because they were dissing apple and promoting Google, therefor Apple would be way more likely to enforce copyright
HypoMix
Because they were taking the piss out of apple but complimenting google.
Jbelkin
Google doesn't sell anything ... Well, when they don't have apple to copy (glasses, smart watches, etc)
DoubleBarrelBanana
There's no need to use a fake brand when it's being portrayed in a good light. The only reason to do that would be if you want ad money.
ThisMeansALot
Google is a verb. You don't apple something
iSoulend
Because google is cool and apple is not
blicher89
cus google is 420 friendly - apple will sue yo ass :D
kwagenknight
Good question, it's not like Mapple will sue the shit out of everyone bc they say everyone else is copying off them or anything, Right? GG
VonEisen
Because unlike Google Apple are Litigious Mother Fuckers.
IWishIWereNotAllergicToCats
Because they want people to *think* Apple would sue them, to make it seem edgier and funnier. Everyone else replying to you fell for it.
ReadOnlyMemories
Because Google the company couldn't trademark their name, because it's been in use for over a hundred years as part of the general venacular
TyperSniper
Apple is very likely too sue them, but google can take a joke
ISOMETIMESWRITEINCAPS
BECAUSE APPLE IS A PRICK
artbyraincoats
Good publicity for Google, insult for apple. Pissed companies can't sue if you use a slightly different name. But why sue for free publicity
Charliekun
so they don't get sued for defamation.
Treblaine
cousteau
Best reply so far.
tehsquee
Google likes free advertising and apple files law suit against anyone who says apple while being recorded without paying them to say it
manslut
Because they're Alphabet now.
GAM3R187
I'm going to assume that using Google in reference is protected under fair use, however portraying Apple in a negative light might offer 1/2
GAM3R187
legal complications that they'd rather not risk. 2/2
nuplsstahp
Apple get butthurt but Google are cool with it
TerribleRex
Because Google isn't a fuckboy like Apple.
StandardDeviant
Google doesn't give a shit if you make fun of them.
AuntSharron
My cat's breath smells like cat food
CziltangBrone
"Ralph, put your head down on your desk and go to sleep." "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
AllisDashChalmersWasAnInsideJob
In their 30 years of barrelling to mediocrity, their legal team learned a trick or two about avoiding lawsuits through parody.
cousteau
I had completely forgotten about writing that comment lol.
Guderian17
Google has actually become a word in the modern English language, so it wouldn't be hard to avoid a lawsuit
Feorand
And apple isn't a part of modern English?
Mobtueri
You don't realize Apple sues over just about anything?
cousteau
They'll find a way to force it out of the dictionary for copyright reasons.
shinyRK9
because google isn't sue happy
liam33
google isn't the company just a brand like macs or windows google is a division under the company alphabet so theyre free to use it
cousteau
I don't think Windows will be a brand for long though; MS's putting "Windows" in like all their product names!
maybealwayswrong
Didn't this just happen recently, also couldn't a brand still sue for slander. PlayStation can't say Xbox use to get the red ring do its bad
storebrandproductmascot
Mapple changed to Apple in season 25 in a slobbering blowjob of an episode where Homer loses out by selling Apple stock.
artbyraincoats
Good publicity for Google, insult for apple. Pissed companies can't sue if you use a slightly different name. But why sue for free publicity
Bloodbathz13
Google is also just a number
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
Yeah, but the number is spelled googol.
GifMagister
Nope, but googol is. Im so fun att parties!
dogleaf
And Apple is also just a fruit.
cousteau
Actually it's spelled "appol". Wait no...
bugsyandbazooka
Because Google lets you say their name for free.
haltwenty13
Don't want to get sued.
acunninglinguist
Cause google doesn't give a shit. Apple is a bunch of sue-happy twat waffles.
Elvishasnotleftthebuilding
Mmm...waffles...
WaffleDestroyer
Waffles are good
AvielMenter
They probably thought it was more funny; Mapple was at the center of this episode whereas Google was mentioned just off-hand.
Ozzmeisterr
wich episode is this?
AvielMenter
I don't remember the season; it involved Lisa racking up a large MyTunes bill and asking Steve Mobbs for forgiveness.
DukePaulAtreides
Hmm. Apple is kind of lawsuit happy. And also, Apple is referenced in a bad light; Google is mentioned in a good light. Maybe that's it?
ButterfaceTaintClown
Stupid Flanders .. .
Imjusthereforthecomments
That's exactly what it is. Products mentioned in a generally positive light is considered free advertising, while products mentioned in 1/2
Imjusthereforthecomments
a negative light could cause possible damage to the business. I'll see myself out...
kareus
yes
DetectivePikachu2
I'm sure it would fall under fair use law for entertainment purposes
tunaexecutiononatoastedbun
Fair use applies to copyright not defamation
DetectivePikachu2
That sentence doesn't make sense. You're comparing something (copyright) with an action (defamation)
tunaexecutiononatoastedbun
*copyright infringement
Anononononon
Sure but it would still go to court.
Morebunnies
Which is funny because Google owns a LOT more of you than Apples does. Google = internet god, essentially.
StandardDeviant
But unlike Apple, Google isn't a festering cunt about it.
heroesblood
That you know of. Source: Used to work there.
thismakesnosense
...go on...
DrunkShakespeare
You have to pay to use Apple's name. Google lets you use theirs for free.
oatscoop
Not really true: parody is covered under "fair use" in the USA. That won't stop them from suing, though.
cousteau
For real? Google google google google google google google ...damn I look like a turkey
snakeskin1982
That's not true.
ThatDarnBandit
Apple is super sue happy though, my company has worked with them and in PPTs we cant even use them on graphs we call it "pear"
snakeskin1982
That is true, yes. But Google doesn't let you use theirs for free. Source: I work in film & largely work with legal clearances.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
Kind of funny when one realizes that Apple is also a common noun, but Google is a unique word.
Saxit
"Google" is actually accepted as a verb.
BarryGeibel
no, actually a "google" is 10^100
cousteau
And one of Google's servers is called 1e100.net
Grike95
That's actually a googol
AdmJota
no, actually a "googol" is 10^100
cousteau
One of Google's servers is called 1e100.net
BarryGeibel
oh whatever, I was tired and misspelled it. Was that really worth -13 points? How about this: a googolplex is 10^googol.
insegrevious
Imgur is not Reddit. The people don't undertsand upvote/downvote.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
The number is spelled googol. They changed it for the name of the company. You gotta chickity check yo-self befo u reck yo-self son.
cousteau
Actually afaik they unintentionally misspelled it.