BalmDeBono
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Jumping onto a shopping cart, WCGW?
In response of all the "That's why women live longer than men" comments.
Part 1 : http://imgur.com/gallery/WxEIf
Part 2 : http://imgur.com/gallery/gbQOr
VectorCross
I cringed for the fan blade one, that was on the eye if not dangerously close
faithfuldoubt
I feel like only 75% of these ppl are actually being idiotic. A good portion are mistakes in good faith.
Vortain
Birthday boyfriend be like:
MinBou
So many broken bones in one dump
AshtonLewis
I'm going to end up married to one of these I swear to you
ApexPredator22
ImADouchebag
#1 Ok but why tho?
DickButterFace
Why did the ceiling fan girl keep getting up and doing it again?
hilhas1
I genuinely feel bad for the innocent ones, all the rest are hilarious / sad.
WhereDidILoseMyPants
A few are well deserved .. Honestly .. "you can't fix stupid" - Ron White
megagreg
'Hold my wine."
sangatster
This had to be said
ConvictedLurker
I like how relaxed the guy is poiting the hair on fire.
fireeternal
He's not pointing the hair, look again, he's counting to blow the candles. Dude can´t make out whats happening for shit.
NorthWestOutdoorsman
Rule number 1....think twice about your "good" idea.
ImCanadianAndILikeItEh
#7 the guy is like " hey bb, ur hair is on fire btw"
BishlamekGurpgork
Shits on fire, yo.
cazzegiare
After reviewing the idiocy on display, I must diagree with OP's title: these are clearly long-haired men.
SomeWeirdGuyOnTheInternet
While alot of these are just pure stupidity, a decent amount look like bad beginner's luck or mis-instruction.
Onium
Those TV carts always have a sticker saying to push, not pull. Just saying. Source: I was in elementary school twenty years ago.
Affray
#11 The camera guy knew she was going to eat shit. He was recording her landing zone right from the start.
whereyouriresides
Why does #5 just wave her hands around instead of using them to put out the fire?
RecurringNightmare
expressing her feelings towards the problem is of higher priority than solving the problem...
TonyTin
Doesn't want to ruin makeup
TonyTin
Doesn't want to ruin makeup
angelwkw3
is 5 even real? seems like its from a show or something
plouffi
I get the same feeling. Seems fake/staged somehow.
TonyTin
Doesn't want to ruin makeup
SweetrollTheif
check the hair color
TonyTin
Doesn't want to ruin makeup
TonyTin
Doesn't want to ruin makeup
TonyTin
Doesn't want to ruin makeup
JessieJanson
shes busy freaking out that she is on fire, no brain cells to spare on putting it out.
ohHiMark2000
How did we survive as a species
fireeternal
Theres a lot of us.
kiwiflavored
By breeding like rabbits. Quantity over quality. Half of all kids died before age 5? We just bred more. That has become a bit of a problem
MrPredator
Medical technology is both a blessing and a curse.
TuggSpeedmann
Darwinism
MrDirtyEars
Stupid people used to die. Now we have hospitals.
Jramodarr
In all fairness, sometimes stupid people take smart people with them, hence smart people thinking a hospital was a good idea
MightyGlowCloud
Survival of the good enough.
Imadudefromokc
#14 looks soooo painful
EatTacos
she just curled up to wait on death.
pancreas
goodbye face and knees
Slad77
Seriously though! Fuck.
JoeMetallic
She ded
bigsoos
This didn't make it?
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WMGMan
That bitch got JFK'd
SouthDakotaHairdo
was she ok?
TheDarkNerd
To be fair, it was an Amazing Race challenge that simply went south. "Idiot" isn't the word I'd use.
spudcosmic
How south? That looks pretty serious, considering the momentum involved and the fact that watermelons are hardly soft.
TheLurkerThatOnceLurkedOnImgur
IIRC She only got a concussion
Voggix
Holy shit that spray coming off her face...
Sevyen
HerrHat
The moisture from the stuff she´s frying boils and "throws" hot cooking oil outside the pan. The flame from gas stove ignites it.
riffifi
Oil is heating to the point it starts boiling. Splashes get out of the pot and make contact with fire. Fire ingnites oil.
Equinox13
Looks like liquid on the stuff on the plate (she shook it off her hand), maybe alcoholic? And it dripped off the plate onto the burner.
Luvvie
Those look like steak fries. I funny think there would be alcohol involved..
Luvvie
Don't* sorry
Equinox13
I thought they looked like sliced apples, which would be nice cooked with some bourbon to put in a dessert.
Winecharmer
Most likely just a little bit of olive oil and a way too hot pan. Olive oil will burn once over 400 degrees, varying based on quality.
Equinox13
Now that you say that, I see a bottle of oil on the counter. Looks like the fire started under the pan, so maybe that dripped on the burner.
clutch2999
The ceiling fan one is my favorite
japes
Classic video. "Hey fuckers!" *donk* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Go9TiXKoxI
pakiguy88
That looked the most painful
TheMannagement
Not the one where someone got hoofed in the face?
justsomeguy9876
Almost choked to death on my beer when I saw the eyelash burst into flame. I'm not even mad.
catkittycatcat
THAT COULD BE ME SOME DAY I'M SO SCARED NOW
ucancallmehNighthawk
It's a commercial for super sweet 16
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
Her reaction is what makes it
Strongbird
Its actually a commercial for "they're real" mascara! https://youtu.be/RaFcbOBw8bI
NightGridRunner
When I see it, I always think of this one: https://media.giphy.com/media/5GoVLqeAOo6PK/giphy.gif
justasmallgiraffe
The girl in it looks like a pain in the ass anyway
GeraltOhRivia
16th birthday, but she looks 25.
ChickenVegetas
Lmao, she's like wave it out and her friends do nothing
mrcatpoop
first time i've ever seen that!
GooeyMagician72
If your someone who drinks beer and browses imgur, I have mad respect for you
justsomeguy9876
http://img.pandawhale.com/129498-Tyrion-Lannister-its-not-easy-CaPJ.png
GooeyMagician72
Lmao
BalmDeBono
I raise my Chimay to you !
slimstebow
That one looked staged to me. Not saying it is. It just kinda looked like it.
mechanicalchaos
I figured it was when she started to fan her face in response. A human's reaction to being on fire is primal.
mybutyouarecynical
It is, was an ad for something. You can always tell staged ones as they do "unprofessional zoom" effects. No one zooms on a phone.
Attacker732
I've tried when standing far enough back to not get injured by the bad idea at hand... It's easier to just get closer & hope to not die.
BalmDeBono
That's my personal favorite !
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
that one's fake tho
jmega
Who the fuck would fake some shit like that?!?!
BalmDeBono
Shhhh don't ruin the magic, I didn't know and didn't want to know.
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
sounds like what i said after this girl i came in told me she wasn't on BC
Clayman8
Im pretty sure a few of them got hurt pretty bad though
Chievestevenbouigon
The TV falling must have broken her ankle
nidmorrfun
The one with the ladder...it really makes me cringe
RingSting
Looks like a sneeze started it off lol
blameitonmyjuice
I was kinda wondering why she'd be recording herself on a ladder
JessieJanson
I'm amazed that she had never seen a ladder being used in her entire life.
MuFugginFudge
"Idiot Edition"
Clayman8
Same. Ladder seems a proper hospital rush to me
Demandred
I like these 0.77 percent as much as the men ones
mistermichigan
http://imgur.com/RbhzZIV
furyballsfloppedmenecinglyonatable
Holy fuck, you went there...
Mugiwaraaa
Are these women suicidal ? Cos no normal person would do such stupid things
irrationalfears
Love it
PeopleReportEvenIfTheyreMarkedMature
Do you mean 77%
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KhemistryKid
He said percent. As in less than 1%. I am sure it was just a typo, or he really hates women.
briar147
Or he really likes woman, so he really hates to see them get hurt. Which is why he likes these so much less than the other dumps.
pancreas
you know thats less than 1%, right
wandergeist
Well, like Barbie says... https://youtu.be/NO0cvqT1tAE
Derimas
heytheretaylor
Whodat?
WilliamKeith
Clara, the Impossible Girl. A Doctor Who character. This one was... um... not exactly as pictured.
savemartha
The queen too
heytheretaylor
No idea what that means. Though, since its dr who I doubt I'm supposed to.
dontholduptheline
It never would have occurred to me that this could possibly have been about girls vs. boys. Humans are all fucking stupid.
KhemistryKid
But we're all equally stupid! It's beautiful!
tpgreyknight
United by our common failure
dontholduptheline
Yes. Love this.
StrangelyCalm
https://imgur.com/dz3fRP5
tpgreyknight
Someone must correct this problem. Nature abhors a rule 34 vacuum.
bugeyetex
That face!
WillJeSuis
I was loading a bunch of stuff so when I saw this it was loading slowly, I got to see it in glorious slow motion.
DaLStevens
Taylor Swift about to shit on that log in a song
wallabywillaker
I was just about to do the same thing!
Tuktueater
Thats exactly where it froze on my phone ><
MemeStealingSkeleton
*record scratch and freeze frame* "yup that's me, probably wondering how i got into this situation..."
some1has2saveus
Christ I'll bet she broke a few ribs!
Fairdinkums
Thank you! If you didn't do this i was going to hahaha
thezombiearrrrghsforthee
ermagerd, me too!!!!
mesowetodit
Trying hard not to swallow.....gulp!
igniteflo
That's what your mum said last night
fireeternal
hahaha i was about to post the same, the fact that you can´t see her body anymore makes it funnier.
mrdinklage
I always up vote on the first one that makes me laugh this was that one ????
lesscancerous
im imagining grape smash lady sounds
1mTh3Doct0r
Goodbye Susan! Enjoy being one with the river!!
muayying
Camera guy knew what was going to happen
eddieeeeeee69
Dave Mustaine!
ILove80s90sActionMoviesAndRelatedGifs
Vladimir Putin with long hair.
thedudeabides32
It's a Symphony of Destruction
mythology333
Fly, you fools.
Ant4N
Hot do you post your own pics to comments on mobile. I'm on ios btw
SuckAnElf
Upload it but not public. Then favorite it. When you go to comment click the green heart in a square and you're favorites pop up.
SuckAnElf
Fuck it. your*
whydidyougooglethat
She broke the log
hoonstarr
Someone always beats you to it! Haha so funny
Redbeardrich
Ahhh satisfaction.
OpossumJesusHasRisen
How can you laugh? That's the saddest scene in Bridge to Terebithia!
Blomstermalin
She deserved it, socks in sandals?!
whatscrappening
That screenshot!
TruestOfTheMooos
That reply!
UmmRonYourOn
That poor log!
bugeyetex
You're welcome
TheDivineUsersub
gimmethat
DEEPER
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Username checks out
ElSerg
Dave Mustaine?
TheMayor0fCanTown
Username checks out.
CroppedPicturesOfFunnyFaces
Hey, nice to meet you pal.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Username checks out.
link117318
When you get that fire wink
TheDivineUsersub
B... BROTHER!?
TheDivineUsersub
TheGeckoGamer
Username check out.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Fistouille
The hoof knock must have hurt so, so much...
AMassivelyObeseDragon
The best part was that chick was a vegan who was raiding a farm and "freeing the animals"
prelude
Who knew cows were so flexible?
ApatheticExtremism
Me, but I'm not proud of why. Still counts though.
JustALullabi
Technically, cows have claws and not hooves. But yes, that hurt. A lot
OrgasmicCheesecake
Mama said knock you out!
roemmjVillain
That one is perfect for a "wasted" gif.
ColoradoCattleCo
The range on a bovine's rear legs is amazing. I've been kicked in the neck by a heifer as she ran by. I'm 6'2". Hip rotation.
Synai
That's incredible precision as well oO
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
You're right, I've seen them kick several times and they always seem to get the head perfectly.
etmoi
What the hell were they doing to that poor cow? It looked like it was tied down?
bluetractor
It's calving. You can see the ropes on the calf's feet. (Still Inside the cow). When they are down flat like that they're in distress and
bluetractor
need professional help to save them and the calf. Clearly that idiot is far from professional!
Trippyhippie4200
I think it had just given birth. They tied it up so it wouldn't try to run away.
Omegarighteous
People don't know this but cows kick sideways horses kick backwards
EmzeexD
Horses can also kick sideways and forward. Source: have been kicked backways, sideways, frontways and even from the front end from a rear
Omegarighteous
The more you know! It might just be cows then who can't kick backwards!
bluetractor
Oh hey me too! Horses are assholes
kidwest84
Yea I would shoot and eat that one! Hell maybe just shoot it...
Anthonlee
Im not convinced that she isnt dead
DeadZombieLiving
So sad she only wanted to comfort the animal
Memongo808
She was about to tickle that beast's lungs from the arse end, look at the plastic sleeves.
madeleine61509
nah. it looks like she was assisting in a birth.
eg4dz
I have no idea how people don't know to stay the fuck away from the hind legs
HalfPint13
That was my favorite one 'bitch don't touch me' *hoof to the face*
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
I doubt it. You don't feel much when you're out cold.
thedarkcanuck
But when she wakes up...
Gribblecillin
In the video she gets right back up though. Barely misses a beat.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Do you mean the way she sits up a little? That could very easily be a form of the fencing response.
Gribblecillin
Nope. She stands up and walks away and the camera pans to the animal, who ends up trying to stand and falls back over multiple times.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Ah, longer video then? I've only ever seen the gif. That's good though. Getting kicked in the head like that can kill you.
Enderman526
Hard to tell, but I think the cow just gave birth. Probably not the best time to approach lol
eequalsmcsquared
I think it was giving birth and she was trying to assist and the cow, in discomfort, told her to gtfo.
NonGermanGerman
I work at an insurance company for pets and animals and we have that quite often that people die from it
naggergagger
You can see the fencing response when she's laying down on the ground. Definitely got a really serious concussion.
ImSorryFriend
Shit. That's not fencing, but it does look like a decerebrate response. I would guess that's brain stem damage. That poor woman.
neffstradamus
Lol read the other responses
lightlybreadedtoast
Fencing response?
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response
lightlybreadedtoast
Thanks TIL
becouse
But why does it have to look so hilarious
voxinaudita
In a longer cut of the video, she gets back up. Still could be bad though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5lU1Y3V3t4
Gribblecillin
Meh, kinda just looks like she's trying to not lay down completely in the mud. Holding herself up and figuring out wtf happened.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Nah, just fixing her dress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF73gOTYIs8
LFuculokinase
Why source when you can be an armchair neuropathologist?
thebearislooking
That ladder one...
Tonanamous
Man, no matter how you fall, your head will find a way to smack the ground/floor.
theleftmostpotato
She ded
trinori
She face planted because she thought whatever was in her hand was more important than her face lol... but at least she didn't drop them...
dadIdugahole
That happened to my Mum when I was 5, my earliest memory was ringing the ambulance, she was knocked out for ages
R1200GS
She ded
chinakat
Definitely ded.
OldnSpicey
That happened to me once, only I didn't take a header into the floor. Fucked my ankle up real bad though.
LeMou
LarjBrest
Wasn't she pregnant? I was worried
madeleine61509
nah, she just looks a little heavy. you can tell especially with her legs and back. they also seem to have a fair bit of fat on them.
whenlifegivesyoulemonshavealemonparty
Damn
JeanZedlav
Should have leaned back. Would have landed on her feet.
liquidbeef
I felt bad for that one, it doesn't seem like there was anything especially stupid about it. Floor was just too slippery or on a throw rug?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Well if it was on a rub or a slippery floor - it's stupid
DownSouthHipppie
Ladder was waaaaaaaaaayyyy to far from the wall it was leaning on. Did you see how it was bowing in the middle before she fell?
Illinest
As a ladder safety guy (4 real) - it needed to be more upright. Rule of thumb. Stand straight and extend your arms. That is the good angle.
QuazMasta
Yay safety. 4:1 approach, or ~75 deg ladder:floor. Hers was roughly 60 deg:
Source: my MS Paint skills.
amop
plus the couch is right there, brace that shit
madeleine61509
or get anothrr human being. its complete and utter stupidity that landed her on this list. she fucked up in EVERY aspect of the task.
Voggix
Maybe just being bad a setting up a ladder - base is way too far away from the wall. Vectors gonna get you...
PxC4
I'm wondering why she was recording herself doing a chore
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PxC4
To bad the only thing that got banged in it was her knee.
CrazyCatLad
Ladder? I don't even know her.
demonfox12
I think it was a twitch stream or something,iirc
tpgreyknight
Not even the dullest video stream the Internet has ever had
TicoGuy
1 meter from wall for every 4 meters up. Security Protocols 101.
justherefortheshitposting
And get a spotter if someone's around & you can't jam it in somewhere.
sometimesipostsockshere
And prefer a-ladders.
27yoUGLYvirgin
No idea what that means, but you don't need security protocols to know that a ladder can't just be placed on a smooth surface like that.
YouCantHaveMyHouse
It can easily be placed on a smooth surface like that. You just cant have it in that angle.
27yoUGLYvirgin
So you suggest leaning it against a wall in a 90 degree angle? Huh?
bananerbread
No, just at the angle you should use one. Like the other person said, place the ladder 1 meter out for every 4 meters up.
DoubleBarrelBanana
There's a recommended angle for most ladders. Usually they put stickers on them that you want to be level with the floor and wall to be safe
bananerbread
That looks like a 12ft ladder to me, which means it should be ~3 ft away from the wall, but it isn't. It's ~4-5 and that's why it fell.
Iglumies
Yup. If that didn't damaged her knee I'm amazed
equityforpunks
I'd say the knee is not the biggest problem. Looks like she hit her head pretty bad. Certainly fractured skull if not even brain damage.
CarnivorousRabbit
I was thinking that aswell, she probably cracked her forehead like a bloody egg... either way... that hurt...
toddii
She is not unconscious, that's a good sign at least. But probably a concussion.
thebearislooking
Yeah, her face got cranked.
tabbytrio
Right? Face planted like it was her job.
givemedownvotessoifeelterrible
I think she knocked herself out
sometimesipostsockshere
I think she knocked herself the fuck out.
thebearislooking
It didn't even seem like she put her hands out
Residualfail
She did, she touched the wall JUST as the ladder was going down. Then she tried to grab the ladder but just didn't have time to react =(
thebearislooking
I was thinking more of when people fall and they extend their hands out before landing.
Weentit
Face to floor
Fistouille
The birthday dude is too wasted to care
Ricodemus77
"Dude, your hair." ????
thegarlicawakens
#10: Who put that there?
aBowlOfRamenEveryday
So composed. So presidential.
sangatster
Not me. Most of these made me flinch.
FatGravity
As an addict, it appears he was counting the seconds after pointing it out half-assed. She indeed noticed after 3 seconds.
KarlderMarder
I love his reaction... like bitch, please, it's the 3rd time you set yourself on fire... today
UpvoteTotem
One (fire) two three
MEOWDALLAS
He seemed so wasted he was like your hairs on fire then starts counting randomly
FatForYou
I think It's been explained before that he has some mental affliction.
StretchTheGhost
For real tho?
Bumblesmalice
"Yo babe hair is like... Wot?"
silentfight16
I aspire to one day be like that dude. Kudos, dude.
Vortain
joeyjojojrshabadoo604
this is a +2 if I've ever seen one. well done, sir
joeyjojojrshabadoo604
this is a +2 if I've ever seen one. well done, sir
Vortain
Those are kind words, thank you friend.
happytreeleaf
Found it +1
mentalcaries
noblespaceplatypus
"babe, where are you going? the cake is here, I'm here, we're all here."- birthday dude
tanner42069
I know that guy!
AuntSharron
He's high as giraffe nuts, isn't he?
Ilikeyogurt
@tanneramon
CanOnlySayYes
@tanneramon
SleeperXib
Your unconventional expression will make a fine addition to my collection.
AuntSharron
Feel free to mix it up with "bat coochie" sometimes if you're one of those folks who needs more creative ways to describe highness.
TruestOfTheMooos
Pics or it didn't happen
fakefucknfireplace
High AF
clutch2999
He's seen dead people, so it's pretty mundane to him.
just2comment
Dude. Spot on. Does look like him.
DrProfessorProfessorson
Yes. Fucking yes
Calicoastin818
"Uuuh how many fingers do I have?" --Stoner dude
fireeternal
I thought he was pointing her hair, then i realized he was counting to blow the candles, didn´t realize what had happened for a while
Anthonlee
I thought he was the one that lit her hair on fire for a sec.
ImSoUnique
For those who wish to confirm above comment, here is a short cut. #7
HypotheticalQuotes
Still prefer the pointing. "Lol, your hair, dumbass. Now move."
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
He can't really see the fire, her head is in the way.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
He can't really see the fire, her head is in the way.
HypotheticalQuotes
I have no idea what your username means, but I really enjoy saying it.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! -Ghostbusters
HypotheticalQuotes
The good one, right? Not that shitty remake.
fireeternal
Ok, but what about the smoke? and the awful smell of burning hair? Honestly he's not even reacting to her kiss.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
Oh he's shwasted alright, and it happens so fast he prolly doesn't even register
HypotheticalQuotes
Dude is obviously high as a fucking kite.
fireeternal
I hear somewhere on this post that he has a mental problem, not sure i believe it tho.