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DavidBowieFlyingInOnATigerMadeOfLightning
Can't stop laughing, can confirm, LA's such a weird city
ReferenceGameOnPoint
reason number 349 that downloading movies is ok
platypoon
This is why I left my hometown of Los Angeles 25 years ago and never looked back.
harambewasinnocent
I feel like you just started making shit up towards the end
copingcabana
Overheard on NYC subway: "Shinequa pregnant again." "No!" "Ummhmm. That's why I take my man and shove him straight up my ass."
DanteHicks79
The NPC dialogue in GTA games seems so bizarre until you realize IRL NPC's say even weirder shit.
cakeresurfacer
Please tell me there's an Instagram or Facebook of these that I can follow
dreadpiratekhan
overheardla
BoozeHound001
bawbalicious
Chuckled audibly. Have my upvote.
igottheconch
These were so funny I don't even care they're made up. Write a screenplay
Helios24
This is what happens when parents don't tell their children when they have a stupid opinion
Brightandshiny
But they're precious, unique snowflakes! Lol
BurgundyBurrito
This deeply upsets me
jampastorp
Well i mean who doesn't do yoga on a helipad? How else can you wave them in?
Sephority
Can we just jam a crowbar into the san andreas fault and push them into the ocean?
10ring
I've been saying that for years. Can't wait for them to break off after the next mega-quake and fall into the ocean.
SSMorePowerfulThanSupermanBatmanSpiderManandtheIncredibleHulk
I'm white, and this is the type of shit that makes me hate white people.
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CoRektiveAction
I feel pretty good about Florida right now
jadespider
OUCH! it's burns like this that cause all the California forest fires.
ThatYellowBastard
This post gave me cancer
damelamusica
As someone who lives in Wisconsin... yup.
SurpriseBidet
Yup
xemlr
as someone from wisconsin who just moved to california...you betcha
kerlerlerker
This is originally from a column published once a month at the LAist.com which rounds up these tweets. Sometimes exaggerated tho
CaptGunpowder
Honestly, not doing cocaine because of all the harm it causes in third world countries is... pretty rational
sf111
I can just imagine the new campaign: Don't hurt little Jorge - snort only organic fair-trade gluten-free bugar-sugar™
shinyRK9
#8 she legitimately sounds like a fun gal to hang with
AdrocThurston
I like literally just can't even right now…
KierCalhen
As a Canadian I'm pretty sure my brain just fucking exploded.... There are stupid people here but nothing comparable to this.
onlyhalfghost
not even in Toronto do we have twits like these /concentrated./ The snow and ice tends to dilute the alkaline sorts.
dopamine14
On a scale from 1 to even, I can't.
casualalcoholic
Credit to the IG account this comes from? @overheardla
WonderfunkJones
Most of these I'd attribute to Santa Monica yuppies with a lot of money that will believe any new age bullshit.
deathrae13
Iono, I heard plenty of this shit in Hollywood.
friendlygarbage
Have all these people suffered from a brain hemorrhage? Wth is wrong with them?
TysonGoesOutside
This is what happens when people stop being afraid of megafauna or freezing to death....
Nobody7713
I'll take stupid comments over those though, if that's the price you want to pay.
TysonGoesOutside
I'll take mega fauna and cold. I'm used to it and it doesn't make me angry.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Indeed. The giant bears, cougars and 6 month winters keep our priorities in line in northern British Columbia.
TysonGoesOutside
I'm an albertan... I get it man. I get it.
ArsonMurderandJaywalking
Well, why isn't there free-trade cocaine? And kinder meth labs?
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umpbumpfizz
It's worth noting that free-trade and fair-trade (in the meme) are significantly different. Equally implausible, but different.
poodlypoodle
Because kinder eggs are illegal in America
TorrentialTacos
Oh you...
ArsonMurderandJaywalking
I was thinking of "More kind", but a chocolate egg with meth inside sounds great
HeeelllloooooooMurse
Only somewhat relevant, but one of the main reasons I consider taking drugs bad is because of what your money goes to when you purchase it
Ryannihilation
Why? Cause your drug dealer might buy drugs?
dietluigi
No, because the guy who makes the drugs could be funding terrorism and violent crimes.
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*is
buttcrackula
Dear lord, these people are moving to Texas. Don't ruin my state! A friend of my daughter asked for an espresso at Whataburger last night.
frankletank
Why don't you focus on keeping yours from moving to CO?
10ring
I'm at ground zero in Austin. The threat is real.
wynbns
Oh good lord. I live in Orange County, and I should really start writing these types of comments down.
juxtag
OC rep where you at dog I'm in Laguna beach
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danceyoucandanceeverybodylookatyourpants
I'm from LB! I admit, I don't hear too much of this stuff at all. Even at the hipster coffee places I frequent. (Steelhead, Rose Park, etc.)
RandomImgurian
...you're telling me this isn't all just crazy made up stuff? Holy shit.
doubleormuffin
I, too, live in Orange County! The other Orange County, though.
deutsch5
There's another orange county?!
aerryl
Also Orange County florida
doubleormuffin
Yep, North Carolina. It's a little more tame than yours, I hear.
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Virginia too
GrampaJack
Also New York where the OCC guys live.
Anonsy
Los Angeles, California. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
FH2actual
And all of them holding Starbucks with a little dog tucked under their arm
wutangbarrett
As someone who lives in LA, very true. Well dressed scum.
jonisatyphoon
Can confirm. I live here. But, it's also kinda the best.
Snowf1ake
Have you ever seen a 9gag comment section? You go in, but you never come out the same, man.
Mock300
Try San Francisco..
0mnilord
No, no. You are forgetting Washington, DC.
Zipp4Real
I feel like that place would be a perfect spot for a clinical trial on the effects of being Vapid and incredibly stupid/crazy.
serban1703
Well, maybe Moscow, or Anchorhead
DipStickPaddyWhackPeePeeGoogaleeGee
May I introduce you to the Breitbart comments section?
Anonsy
>reading the comments on anything
SpicyStewedDonuts
I miss it so much
Edwinshap
Worst thing is people who grew up here aren't like that, it's all the PoS assholes who move here to "act"(wait tables at Cheesecake Factory)
TheTurboToaster
The worst ones I've run into moved to LA from the midwest.
eddie8484
Very true. Can confirm.
ShotsoMilk
You ever listen to "Been To Hell" before? It's kind of a diss track to people who travel to Hollywood to become famous and fail
Edwinshap
Well now I have to!
ShotsoMilk
Ehh if you're into rap-rock then go ahead :P