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HempmonkY
Dang this about you OP ain't it?
NexuMandalorian
That was... really specific.
TheCommentWoman
Christ, that was an adventure.
ShahzaibHassan
T H O T _ S P O T E D
BANAFORSCALE900
athompson98007
Dat shit was funny AF
MacDaddySmitt
Canadian girls will at least say sorry lol. Stay strong Ameribros, stay strong.
steve77777777
I'm so anxious and shy that I get the sweats trying to order food. but even I would make a move within a two hour time limit.
NorrisMantooth
It's not unusual
arphaSleepWrecker
Oh boy! Thanks for that I won’t never get back with a dumb ass bitch !
arphaSleepWrecker
Helsbels
Ok, first few were fun and I had sympathy. After so long, heck! Grown the gosh up and get on!!
MaxReboBand
theyar
When keeping it real goes wrong.
vapeinmypussyandcallmeyourmemeslut
I don’t like when people play on my phone!
nervousdoggo
Wow, what a fucking rollercoaster
HitlersWeiner
Naw this was just a steady drop
Gato1980
How many fucking reality shows has Carlton been in?
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
Well the first reality show was Fresh Prince, I can't remember the second, then there was dancing with the stars.
OffensiveAndInsultingComments
Why this nicca catching so many feelings?
StrayLilCat
This just makes me think of the time a coworker legit asked me to Netflix and chill.
Trubador
did you laugh in his face and call him pathetic?
StrayLilCat
It was over work IM, but basically. He stopped talking to me at all after that. c:
OffensiveAndInsultingComments
MalePatternBlackness
And you can't even watch your own Netflix with the baby because the other dude is logged in on 2 devices.
portlypanda
Still a better love story than Twilight.
duckshooter
Day 91
lHaveAConfession
Relatable
dabbycats
LebowskiShart
second place for the win
SirDistic
Explain
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
lukeskywater
Never have I read something with so much collateral damage
AestheticallyCurated
WuTangClamaintnothingtoShuckwit
me neither.. and I just finished watching Man of Steel
CptRobotNinja
Its like watching someone feed their hand into a meat grinder....dude what are you doin??
PotatOScore
If you are interested.... I have a video of someone doing just that...
Counterfit
Gyinagal
CptRobotNinja
I mean....Im not....NOT interested
xxxchocolatebearxxx
cultedgelord
...i'm interested.
LifeConfessionguy1
Damn that was one helluva ride
SavetheDinosaursDrinkOil
Thanks for taking us through it
trigger60
Quite the emotional roller coaster
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
You misspelled "horrific train wreck"
SirDrizzlytheBear
But it's not unusual...
Yqup
Haha yeah it had All of it- Joy, tears, hope
javer80
Mostly tears.
spacetimejockey
Stop being a tool, it is not your mission to save her life, save your own. Be a man, dont take shit dont dish it out either.
Imnobot
Don’t know why you’re getting downvotes, this is good advice.
javer80
You sure you replied to the right comment there?
MaceAries
It's a repost. It's gonna be ok.
ClassicFrank
As a former 'lonely guy' if she's alone with you watching Netflix or whatever for two fucking hours and you don't make a move... Shiiiiitt
hellfrogger
.....
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
But if it’s a really good movie then that bitch gotta wait.
theemphaticsalesman
So much this^^ make your move
baconandplagues
This dude knows what's up
ClassicFrank
Now if only I could find a decent job in Marketing. +1
YourBiologicalFatherWhoIsProud
You are right, Frank. You are right
MrInconspicuous
As soon as I hear that Netflix sound (dum dum) I'm ready to chill.
effcensorship101
I KNOW that sound. Though, when I read it, I immediately thought of Law and Order.
Yamesy
I thought of the great gazoo
MandaloreIncognito
Oh hahaha... That's classic Frank.
BulletHunterz
Shit man, after four years of your comment, did I realize something. Fuuuuck
FloppyAnomaly
I'm one of those people that once I start a movie I have to finish it. She gonna have to wait until after Robocop to be disappointed damnit.
ObliqueRay
Yeah, I know I have to make a move, Captain Obvious. Question is what move.
ClassicFrank
I wish this were obvious, but have you seen the other comments? They are asking what move to make! We need to share our knowledge man!
nztea
Make your gestures bigger than normal and accidentally touch her. Her reaction to that tells you if The Game is on
Sturmgeschutz
My proudest Netflix and chill moment is we were watching Shrek and started making oit but I kept one eye on the movie.
Lawzenth
Such an underrated comment
HumanDiscoBall
Did you end all ogre her?
MissAizea
Expect for me, not all women are the same. You invite me over for Netflix, that's all I expect.
Lamplord
Nowadays, I'm so self-conscious I'm always second guessing myself, so my "moves" always fall apart. At this point I've failed so many 1/2
nztea
Just like in video games, sometimes you have to make mistakes to learn from them. As long as you learn from them, keep making new ones
Lamplord
Times that I'm just hoping by the time I'm 80 it'll be women who make the move.
ClassicFrank
Welp, we all make mistakes, maybe you're sooooo dislikeable that yeah maybe at 80 women will like you
B99Reactions
Fuck. Netflix and chill, if am watching Netflix am watching Netflix
MissAizea
Agreed
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
I went through the whole lotr trilogy with a girl. Directors cut. We even wrestled.
JumpingBalogna
She sounds like a keeper. Thats awesome
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Point is. I could have made a move. Still haven't. Im a pussy, working on it.
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
But yes you're right.
definitelynotawolf
Dude if a girl wrestled with you she wanted you to touch her
Foopfoop
What if you were watching avatar and she was really into it?
Supernerdtastic
This. Or if it's any of Marvel movies, or SW, no homie, call a thot cos you should know me better than that.
nztea
Hit pause and go to Pound Town. Ain’t no one pumping it out with Aang, Katara, and Sokka watching
ikagawa
ikagawa
Then you need to act like a Navi and connect ponytails.
Acousticscreeching
What kind of bending is that?
Gh0stf4ng1337
Flesh bending.
LaserSalsa
I hope it doesn't bend
WeenusMaGee
oh, THAT avatar
ikagawa
The sexy kind.
totallysherlocked
No one is really into watching avatar
halborski
The fuck you talking about?
totallysherlocked
Oh we're talking last air bender? I thought we were talking James Cameron avatar. That explains the downvotes
halborski
I'll be honest with you. Most of the time I don't even remember that the Cameron Avatar even exists.
ReturnofthePLK
Being stuck in a relationship with a newborn that isn't yours is like continuing someone else's save file
S1ipen
But it's not a good spot, you got 10% health, no potions. You going to have to play better than ever to get past this point, but you got it.
Begotten
After the game already beat and 100%
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
And the save point is after the fun part in the game.
JudgementalMan
Man that's a fucked up way of thinking. In this case the dude is a dumbass, but think about people who adopt. Why are you the way you are.
rafaelfy
How is this comparable to adoption?
Flyndaran
It's fucked up but sadly natural and evolutionarily logical. Better than lions. They kill the cubs which causes the moms to enter estrus.
JudgementalMan
We aren't evolution or natural selection. If all you cared about was passing on your genes, you surely would not be wasting time on here.
tittytasseltommy
Obviously wasn't directed at people who adopt tf
JudgementalMan
How is that obvious? "with a newborn that isn't yours"
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
I can't date a woman with kids. Unfortunately at the age of 24 most single women in vegas have kids or alot of issues.
JohnnyPepperony
HisDudness
Just wait until your 30. Then put the cherry on top that you never want kids and, no, you won't be the one to convince me otherwise.
cakebiatch
Don't give up, some of us single ladies in vegas are normal and kid free!
danishjuggler21
Sorry, that’s... that’s my fault. My swimmers be so strong they break through the condom
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Damn Danish Tyrone, stop impregnating everything.
Prosecutrixxx
I'm 24 and I don't have kids. ;) I do have issues, though...
Justkillmealready
Get younger girls dude.
shedooooooooo
Cause this guy is just going to be..so attractive to so many of them. He’s here to blame women for why he’s still single.
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Nah I don't blame anyone. It's just the quality of people here are poorly educated because of the weak education system.
StartOfOm
I know it's like that in a lot of places, what up with that
KobeWanKenoB
It be like that some times
charlottadupont
Irresponsibility on both sides
MalePatternBlackness
It's because of the dudes out to rack up high scores with every naive girl they can find.
doryaa
Texas is like that. I think it's got to do with the whole religious no-abortion bs
sheblindedmewithscience
I'm 30 and have no kids, and presumably no issues! :D But endless school + birth control tends to prevent popping out babies.
rafaelfy
31. focused entirely on career, car, house, etc. Wondering if my kid will come out retarded now.
sheblindedmewithscience
Why? Because you are older? (I'm assuming you are a girl.)
rafaelfy
Yeah, older. Both of us are the same age
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Why not? The older you get the more likely it's the case
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
I don't want that baggage and the drama that comes with it. I'd rather be at a lounge as opposed to a chuckie cheese.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
They don't necessarily mean drama but if you don't like kids then fair enough. Just be aware that the older you get, the likelier it gets.
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
When the father is crazy, it does. Also children are a lot of work, why would I do that to myself at 24? It's just not worth it
charlottadupont
Nothing wrong with that, I agree with you
2inthestink
1. Women got us all fucked in the head man. Doing my own Netflix and chill. I try to make a move. She like nah. I'm all wigged about the
2inthestink
2. Sexual harassment in the news. I don't try to make a second move. She goes to sleep 30 mins later. I leave. Cz don't wanna accidentally
2inthestink
3. Next day she texts me. What happened last night? What do you mean, you fell asleep and I left. Has the audacity to ask me I thought we
2inthestink
4. Were gonna chill. Wtf woman. You went to bed. Asks, are you even into me. Wtf woman, I was but u said no. Says, yeah but should have
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Any person who pulls that shit is not someone you want in your life
2inthestink
5. Tried harder. I don't wanna look like I'm easy.
dowingba
You don't want to accidentally what?
Justkillmealready
Nah you did the right thing. Don't rape someone on the off-chance they're into that shit.
StrayLilCat
Don't chase after people who are mentally children.
CrystalBlues
Tried harder? After she mentioned sexual assault? That is a girl not a woman.
DontAskMeAboutTheDeadKidsInMyTrunk
Girls are retarded like that. The whole chase game is soul crushing.
Prosecutrixxx
Use your fuckin' words. Ask. It's not that hard.
ShrubNinja
Yeah, better you didn't get caught up in all that. That sounds like it'd get old real fast.