Carlton

Dec 1, 2017 9:07 PM

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Dang this about you OP ain't it?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That was... really specific.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christ, that was an adventure.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

T H O T _ S P O T E D

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dat shit was funny AF

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Canadian girls will at least say sorry lol. Stay strong Ameribros, stay strong.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I'm so anxious and shy that I get the sweats trying to order food. but even I would make a move within a two hour time limit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not unusual

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh boy! Thanks for that I won’t never get back with a dumb ass bitch !

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, first few were fun and I had sympathy. After so long, heck! Grown the gosh up and get on!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When keeping it real goes wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I don’t like when people play on my phone!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, what a fucking rollercoaster

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Naw this was just a steady drop

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many fucking reality shows has Carlton been in?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well the first reality show was Fresh Prince, I can't remember the second, then there was dancing with the stars.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why this nicca catching so many feelings?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This just makes me think of the time a coworker legit asked me to Netflix and chill.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

did you laugh in his face and call him pathetic?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was over work IM, but basically. He stopped talking to me at all after that. c:

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you can't even watch your own Netflix with the baby because the other dude is logged in on 2 devices.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Still a better love story than Twilight.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Day 91

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Relatable

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

second place for the win

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Explain

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never have I read something with so much collateral damage

8 years ago | Likes 318 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

me neither.. and I just finished watching Man of Steel

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its like watching someone feed their hand into a meat grinder....dude what are you doin??

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

If you are interested.... I have a video of someone doing just that...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I mean....Im not....NOT interested

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...i'm interested.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn that was one helluva ride

8 years ago | Likes 1798 Dislikes 3

Thanks for taking us through it

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Quite the emotional roller coaster

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You misspelled "horrific train wreck"

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But it's not unusual...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha yeah it had All of it- Joy, tears, hope

8 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 1

Mostly tears.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop being a tool, it is not your mission to save her life, save your own. Be a man, dont take shit dont dish it out either.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Don’t know why you’re getting downvotes, this is good advice.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You sure you replied to the right comment there?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a repost. It's gonna be ok.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a former 'lonely guy' if she's alone with you watching Netflix or whatever for two fucking hours and you don't make a move... Shiiiiitt

8 years ago | Likes 1144 Dislikes 18

.....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But if it’s a really good movie then that bitch gotta wait.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much this^^ make your move

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

This dude knows what's up

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Now if only I could find a decent job in Marketing. +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are right, Frank. You are right

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As soon as I hear that Netflix sound (dum dum) I'm ready to chill.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I KNOW that sound. Though, when I read it, I immediately thought of Law and Order.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought of the great gazoo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hahaha... That's classic Frank.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shit man, after four years of your comment, did I realize something. Fuuuuck

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm one of those people that once I start a movie I have to finish it. She gonna have to wait until after Robocop to be disappointed damnit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I know I have to make a move, Captain Obvious. Question is what move.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish this were obvious, but have you seen the other comments? They are asking what move to make! We need to share our knowledge man!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make your gestures bigger than normal and accidentally touch her. Her reaction to that tells you if The Game is on

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My proudest Netflix and chill moment is we were watching Shrek and started making oit but I kept one eye on the movie.

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Such an underrated comment

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you end all ogre her?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Expect for me, not all women are the same. You invite me over for Netflix, that's all I expect.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nowadays, I'm so self-conscious I'm always second guessing myself, so my "moves" always fall apart. At this point I've failed so many 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just like in video games, sometimes you have to make mistakes to learn from them. As long as you learn from them, keep making new ones

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Times that I'm just hoping by the time I'm 80 it'll be women who make the move.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Welp, we all make mistakes, maybe you're sooooo dislikeable that yeah maybe at 80 women will like you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck. Netflix and chill, if am watching Netflix am watching Netflix

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went through the whole lotr trilogy with a girl. Directors cut. We even wrestled.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She sounds like a keeper. Thats awesome

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Point is. I could have made a move. Still haven't. Im a pussy, working on it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But yes you're right.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude if a girl wrestled with you she wanted you to touch her

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if you were watching avatar and she was really into it?

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

This. Or if it's any of Marvel movies, or SW, no homie, call a thot cos you should know me better than that.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hit pause and go to Pound Town. Ain’t no one pumping it out with Aang, Katara, and Sokka watching

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then you need to act like a Navi and connect ponytails.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

What kind of bending is that?

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Flesh bending.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope it doesn't bend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, THAT avatar

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The sexy kind.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

No one is really into watching avatar

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

The fuck you talking about?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Oh we're talking last air bender? I thought we were talking James Cameron avatar. That explains the downvotes

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I'll be honest with you. Most of the time I don't even remember that the Cameron Avatar even exists.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Being stuck in a relationship with a newborn that isn't yours is like continuing someone else's save file

8 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 15

But it's not a good spot, you got 10% health, no potions. You going to have to play better than ever to get past this point, but you got it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After the game already beat and 100%

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And the save point is after the fun part in the game.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Man that's a fucked up way of thinking. In this case the dude is a dumbass, but think about people who adopt. Why are you the way you are.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 23

How is this comparable to adoption?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fucked up but sadly natural and evolutionarily logical. Better than lions. They kill the cubs which causes the moms to enter estrus.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We aren't evolution or natural selection. If all you cared about was passing on your genes, you surely would not be wasting time on here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously wasn't directed at people who adopt tf

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

How is that obvious? "with a newborn that isn't yours"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't date a woman with kids. Unfortunately at the age of 24 most single women in vegas have kids or alot of issues.

8 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 10

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait until your 30. Then put the cherry on top that you never want kids and, no, you won't be the one to convince me otherwise.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don't give up, some of us single ladies in vegas are normal and kid free!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Sorry, that’s... that’s my fault. My swimmers be so strong they break through the condom

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Damn Danish Tyrone, stop impregnating everything.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 24 and I don't have kids. ;) I do have issues, though...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Get younger girls dude.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Cause this guy is just going to be..so attractive to so many of them. He’s here to blame women for why he’s still single.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Nah I don't blame anyone. It's just the quality of people here are poorly educated because of the weak education system.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know it's like that in a lot of places, what up with that

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It be like that some times

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Irresponsibility on both sides

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's because of the dudes out to rack up high scores with every naive girl they can find.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Texas is like that. I think it's got to do with the whole religious no-abortion bs

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm 30 and have no kids, and presumably no issues! :D But endless school + birth control tends to prevent popping out babies.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

31. focused entirely on career, car, house, etc. Wondering if my kid will come out retarded now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? Because you are older? (I'm assuming you are a girl.)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, older. Both of us are the same age

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not? The older you get the more likely it's the case

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

I don't want that baggage and the drama that comes with it. I'd rather be at a lounge as opposed to a chuckie cheese.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

They don't necessarily mean drama but if you don't like kids then fair enough. Just be aware that the older you get, the likelier it gets.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

When the father is crazy, it does. Also children are a lot of work, why would I do that to myself at 24? It's just not worth it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nothing wrong with that, I agree with you

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

1. Women got us all fucked in the head man. Doing my own Netflix and chill. I try to make a move. She like nah. I'm all wigged about the

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

2. Sexual harassment in the news. I don't try to make a second move. She goes to sleep 30 mins later. I leave. Cz don't wanna accidentally

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

3. Next day she texts me. What happened last night? What do you mean, you fell asleep and I left. Has the audacity to ask me I thought we

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

4. Were gonna chill. Wtf woman. You went to bed. Asks, are you even into me. Wtf woman, I was but u said no. Says, yeah but should have

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Any person who pulls that shit is not someone you want in your life

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

5. Tried harder. I don't wanna look like I'm easy.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

You don't want to accidentally what?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah you did the right thing. Don't rape someone on the off-chance they're into that shit.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Don't chase after people who are mentally children.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Tried harder? After she mentioned sexual assault? That is a girl not a woman.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Girls are retarded like that. The whole chase game is soul crushing.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 14

Use your fuckin' words. Ask. It's not that hard.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Yeah, better you didn't get caught up in all that. That sounds like it'd get old real fast.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0