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Oct 7, 2014 5:41 AM
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completeBaxter
I would actually have liked this version
mdm518
wanna hear a joke about Sodium Bromoxid? NaBrO
UMDhockey17
ALCOHOL IS A SOLVENT, NOT A SOLUTION. I'M SORRY.
LostNotForgotten
What kind of fish are 2 sodium atoms? 2Na.
Kevinlee487
Jesse is SO done with Walt's shit in the last one
Meowsma
Alcohol's a solvent, not a solution...
thefuckingwalrus
What do you do with a snitch? Barium. *walks out with head down*
Liquidbullets
"What did the officer molecule said to the suspect molecule"... "said"
arealapple
Are you made up of hydrogen and oxygen? 'Cause you a ho
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
I would watch this non-stop.
Kaemai
I wanna make a funny joke but all the good ones Argon
kloko
that was terrible +1
ProfessionalHugDealer
Yeah, chemistry jokes is a really risky bismuth
poopdoodpoop
These chemistry jokes are sodium funny lol
dom2slow
A neutron walks into a bar and asks "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
brandsilven
A proton walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. "Are you sure?" asks the bartender. "Yes," the proton replies, "I'm positive."
toriapinklotus
Well done, Sheldon :-p
conbutor
That rhymed!
TheEngy
(1) I could easily see the writers making the "ion you" one into a line from him to Hank as a veiled threat. It'd be in front of the family
TheEngy
(2) and everyone would laugh it off, but only him and Hank would know the joke's truly sinister intent as they hide behind smiling facades.
TheEngy
(3) Obviously, it'd be reversed: "What did the Kingpin molecule say to the detective molecule?" Or maybe just from Hank to Walter.
SirBaldrick
reposting bastard
superachix
And no one notices..
NotTheWolverine
I kept thinking one of these would say "COOOARL!".
wilybeaman
I was hoping too
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
a SOLUTION Coral.
WhereTheWildGooseGoes
You are not alone.
EpicPancakes
Two men are at a bar. One asks for H2O, the other says "I'll have H2O too." The second dies.
TheWolfSam
Spiffycamel
Why do they call Helium, Curium and Barium the three medical elements? Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium!
Wellmeh7
Heimerdinger, is that you?
Spiffycamel
INDEED
mylifeforhire
http://imgur.com/lKwrc3y
Silmariella
I love this one.
mylifeforhire
It's literally my favourite chemistry joke I've ever heard/seen.
futurelobsterkrillbot
I always assumed he did both.
C0ME0N
Iron enough?
MCEscherWasADouchebag
Yeah, I'd like to know what I'm supposed to make of that one as well..
wststreet
I earn enough
radishearrings
OHHHHH thank you
Moonkey
If @ChemistryDoc broke bad.
chemistrydoc
Yeah. Puns are more my style than synthetic organic chemistry. Thing is...Imgur would be so dissappointed in me. They want me as Dr. White.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Puns in your YouTube videos.
TheBeerDoctor
I understand that it's tv and still believe in you doc!
DanielBauman
These jokes are brilliant, Einsteinium level even... har har har
DJBenz
Don't believe atoms. They make everything up.
TheGuywithTehHat
(1/?) They actually don't. Atoms don't make up dark matter, so that's proof dark matter exists, but regular matter doesn't. Therefore,
TheGuywithTehHat
(2/2) everything—including this comment—is a hallucination brought on by dark matter hallucinogens. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE!
RecreationalParks
is there any truth or theory to this because I dont have the knowledge to know if you're lying and I'm really interested
TheGuywithTehHat
I don't have to tell you. You're just a hallucination.
DJBenz
Neither truth nor theory, it's all a lie brought on by dark matter hallucinogens.
TheGuywithTehHat
But actually, dark matter is not made of atoms. However, we are not all hallucinations...I think.
TheGuywithTehHat
I don't have to respond to you. You're just a hallucination.
ThisIsGoingToWasteAlotOfMyTime
alcohol is a liquid not a solution and a negative charge requires a pair of electrons otherwise its called a radial. I am the FUN KILLER!
Masterdavis812
and a single electron can make an ion if working in a solution ex: NaCl(aq) but yeah when they're out of solution, they are radicals
Silmariella
Strictly speaking, can't get pure ethanol because it makes azeotropic mixture with water, besides every alcoholic drink is a water solution.
wizardboy24
radical* and also, any alcohol you're drinking is still a solution. Even everclear (95%). The only 100% ethanol has traces of benzene (1)
wizardboy24
so it's still a solution, and it's unsafe to drink (2).
AngryAndConfused
I am the one who knocks (jokes on their ass)
tinyfootprints
I have radial tires on my car. But my mechanic positively charged me for it.
Masterdavis812
alcohol is a functional group(R) any compound with said R is considered and alcohol and most are liquids most of what we drink are solutions
Masterdavis812
sorry for bad english, not enough space
rwidebrant
Alcohol isn't a solution, booze is. =]
Beltleatherbelt
isn't ethanol a solvent
justcloseyoureyesandjumpwithme
Yes, and I have problems to solve tonight!!
HaniiPuppy
"How much do I make?" "Iron enough" ... does that mean he's a professional athlete?
UnreasonableSteve
I really don't get that one. What's it supposed to be?
Mirokunite
Iron as in I earn.
HaniiPuppy
I don't know. I would have went with something like "How do I exercise?" "Iron."
UnreasonableSteve
That's not a chemistry joke, though, nor is the iron joke OP posted. That's just a stupid pun. Better would be steel circle = ferrous wheel
HaniiPuppy
At least my one actually makes sense without trying to stretch imagination :P Maybe my skills are getting a little rusty.
UnreasonableSteve
The ones above require absolutely no chemistry knowledge aside from the fact that iron exists.
ngthagg
I'm not sure how you get I-earn from i-ron, but whatever.
M0MUS
Americans pronounce it "i-earn" not "i-run"
Zaranthan
Mid-Atlantic Mary-Marry-Merry Merger
bhobbit123
Welcome to English, the language where nothing is ever spelled as it's pronounced (except sometimes).
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
Thank you for posting this I probably said "Iron Enough" in my head >30 times w/ different accents before giving up
bhobbit123
Did you try American?
diab64
Must be a southern/illiterate thing or something. Iron is read as "I-Ron" where I'm from.
abullnamedferdinand
In America we pronounce it "I earn" or eye-yurn.
SMLXist
how the heck are you pronouncing iron??
abullnamedferdinand
Eye-yurn
abullnamedferdinand
In America we pronounce it "I earn" or eye-yurn.
UnreasonableSteve
*In some parts of America.
diab64
Some southern thing or something? I've never heard it pronounced that way.
guenwyver
I'm from the north and that is how I pronounce it...
abullnamedferdinand
How is it pronounced where you're from?
diab64
Roughly "eye-rn'.
D0cH0lliday
Well I live in the south and say it like that, so according to my sample size of 1... yes it is a southern thing.
Raynee
Every time I try to do a chemistry joke, I get no reaction
QubetheGuy
I'm disappointed that people reacted to this.
imredheaded
Sounds like you need to work on your formula
thebrownknightrises
Maybe cause they are Bohr ing
kilmore
u need to Iron them out
Griffy11
Don't be so noble about it.
VelociRandom
Because your friends Argon? D:
Crawley
How noble of you to try.
wombatfacts
Stop playing Krypton venues.
Vicerye
I almost missed your joke!
HenryBarragan
I see what you did there! :D But I literally get none, most people I talk to have no clue what I'm talking about.
pyaremohan
http://imgur.com/hh0Pvr4
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
But isn´t it funny that at so many scenes he get the "so done with ur shit" - reaction anyway, he wasn´t even making a chemistry joke.
Poopywaterengineer
It's a shame that all the good ones argon
CutJewel
K
axelasdf
Na. (your reaction was the most appropriate, but this was the only response, after upvoting, that I deemed appropriate)
ladimang
HAAAAA! N2O N2O
kilmore
Bromine are way worse
kilmore
omg kilmore you are so funny
ladimang
HAAAAA! Sorry…went a little N20 crazy
arghteamus
You must be a noble gas
decurser
Maybe you just need to find yourself some smarter friends
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
He must be a noble gas
MotherOfFlagons
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side
LMNOParis
Herr August Ferdinand Möbius himself http://imgur.com/g0tTo25
EPICAC257
Never heard this one before but it's bloody brilliant.
LMNOParis
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
Raynee
Bravo
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
rasmis
Fun fact; potassium is from pot + ash, both from the germanic languages. Kalium is from arabic al qali ⟶ alkali. Meaning ash.
AreYouPharrellRightNow
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LMNOParis
That went way over my head. Very nice.
1muricaplz
Well played.
Exodeas
Breaking Dad.
CaptainScarfish
You know when you see a comment with a low score above those with a higher one that this one's goin' up fast.
PiotrTheGreat
...This sounds like a terrible/perfect porno title
StreetMeatSuperhero
I laughed so hard at this I snorted. Twice.
pridleywiddleywoooaaahh
My son has this baby vest!
xxxThaDreamxxx
http://media.giphy.com/media/mbNF0QlmkXx6w/giphy.gif
txGrizzly
http://media2.giphy.com/media/R3S6MfUoKvBVS/200.gif
NowWithWholeGrains
Joking Bad, with Jimmy Kimmel http://i.ytimg.com/vi/duKL2dAJN6I/maxresdefault.jpg
Hansll
All I can see is a bald, slightly creepy Ted Mosby.
itisafarfarbetterthingthatido
Fallon
NowWithWholeGrains
Fuck
itisafarfarbetterthingthatido
Hey we all make mistakes haha
NowWithWholeGrains
http://imgur.com/HZBKcbc