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I said the wrong thing. He said, "You are alive."
Jul 24, 2017 8:12 PM
cryborg
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I said the wrong thing. He said, "You are alive."
pangyre
Ah, hang in there. It’s never too late to relapse.
tarataqa
"...for now."
CascadianTwilight
SiamwhichT
Well, Fuck...I hope you live till a hunnerd
ManicYEEtPressive
I'll just wait to get it around the time they roll out the remedy in flinstone gummies.
Cheomesh
Anyone in the US with cancer got it too early :/
jenesasquatch
The best kind of correct.
Miramooke
What was the wrong thing you said? I'm confused.
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CausticCake
Cancer, by definition, already reproduces way too much without all you guys trying to fuck it
Sheepyhead
Unrelated but I love your name @OP
cryborg
MesserAuditore
Either I'm having a stroke or that is worded very poorly/confusingly.
cousteau
Can you smile, raise your arms, and say "my name is MesserAuditore, pleased to meet you"?
cryborg
Sorry! I rushed this post!
halfmeasures
Well you were worried you didn't have much time left, right?!.....I'm going to hell.
cryborg
I'm firsties!
ElectronsTremble
A lot of people put it off until it's one of the last things they do.
denim2500
the therapy or the cancer?
cryborg
Yes. Do not do that! I went early, and it almost killed me anyway! It is a seriously fast, evil little monster!
PolarHailStorm
How does it feel, knowing that you were faster, stronger and stared a monster down?
cryborg
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cryborg
Get help NOW. Worry about money later.
GamingMule
You'd be stuck with a debt you could never pay, go to another country for healthcare it'd usually cheaper and the same effect.
MisterWho
DON'T WAIT! CALL TODAY AND WE WILL THROW IN A FREE TUMOR AT NO ADDITIONAL COST!!!
Mxlespxles
Jenvas
What kind of cancer did you have, though?
IvnWng
The type you get after reading YouTube comments.
cousteau
They did kill it though so I don't think so; that shit stays in your brain forever.
ImYourOtherPersonality
He played League of Legends.
Glomgore
Shots fired.
IAlwaysUpvoteWhenIAmDrunk
You know full well that is a cancer that can't be cured...I still main that bot lane! MF or nami all day!
ImYourOtherPersonality
Nice. Support main here. I play Alistar and Soraka. Saving up for Leona atm.
RCain
Try thresh ;)
cryborg
No. I farted on my sister.
Asterfix
My daughter is 2 and farted on her sister, should I get her checked out or is it too early for cancer?
cryborg
Colonoscopy. Oh god. I'm to hell for a stupid imgur joke.
Jenvas
They can cure that?
PorcupinePajamas
Certainly not in 6 weeks...
Asterfix
It's a 6 week ban so you'll find another Moba to play
cryborg
https://g.co/kgs/irwc49
fartingsparrow
Did your doctor call it that? I had Burkitts and my feeling was that non-hodgkins is so broad it's out of style
secretelixir
Wow, I had a friend who died of it. He really had it too early.
Vempire
Holy shit, one of the worst ones!
apoohneicie
Dude, glad you are ok now! Glad others will have it easier than I had!
WhySoSirius
My aunt had that + emphysema. Not fun. Glad you're okay.
cryborg
Ty. Nurses are my superheroes.
SuperSaurus22
My grandmother passed away from that 6 years ago. I guessed she got it too early too.
causality
Shit dude the 5 year survival rate is only 2/3
ThatComputerDude
So much better than a lot of other cancers.
Nobody7713
Oh, my grandma has that. It's been in remission for well over a decade now though.
cryborg
It rarely comes back after 10 years.
telibani
My dad got that. Ignored it until it metastasized. Died from it. Good on you for getting it checked out, OP.
cryborg
My condolences. It is true what they say. Cancer is harder on the families than the patients.
telibani
S'all good. Dude was an abusive asshole - my life is better off because he put off seeking treatment. Glad you pulled through it though, OP!
cryborg
:-(
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
My best friend survived that. He's now cancer free. I'm grateful
tootscootinboogie
You friends with Jordan? He's my best friend too and cancer free.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
No, Josh.
tootscootinboogie
So close!