plotting baby

Feb 28, 2014 11:48 PM

fiona63

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Haha best use of the OP's pic ;) , lets make it a meme Imgurians !!

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The name is, Bond. Baby Bond.

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

The fun thing is that when babies do these faces they are actually often pooping that very minute.

11 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 0

?1

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is fantastic!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My sides.... hurt....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

come on guys, this baby is a tiny dr. evil. >:D

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the pixel count of this img is too damn high

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

no. you stop that. go away you. we need more pixels around here. shoo now

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bryan Cranston's been getting a lot of weird roles since Breaking Bad wrapped up.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course you did - it's the most obvious joke imaginable, seeing how its other incarnations have been floating around Imgur for a while.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We just gonna ignore the baby on the left throwing gang signs?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Inconceivable!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when he's older ...

12 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Perfect.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAHAHA

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lil baby girl in Pink is like ''Whut Uhp Doe''

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jim Carrey Grinch laugh

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't be the only one who thinks the middle child is a toddler Tom Hiddleston

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Middle baby is just happy to be alive.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@Iliketopoop needs to be here...now

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You thought I was shitting? Acting!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do you smell what the baby's cooking?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine him having a faceoff with this baby: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/918828/karate-baby-o.gif

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12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That baby makes me uncomfortable in way I don't fully understand, I don't like it.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I have absolutely no legitimate reason, but I dislike that baby.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I want to train my future-child to be the ultimate warrior. This GIF gives me all the encouragement I needed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was I the only one making ninja noises to go with his mouth and hand movements?

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

absolutely not!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ninjas don't make noises!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Buy another one you rich motherfucker!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This baby reminds me of Bryan Cranston.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am the one who poops.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wipe lightly

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Baby Bad

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That baby looks like it's at LEAST 30 years old in baby years.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

This baby 46 years old fresh out the womb

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That baby pay taxes

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Plotting a coarse to poo town

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile the baby on the left is absolutely stoned.

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 16

Puffin on some titties

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe they're all stoned, just at different stages: Comatose, giggles, freaking out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think plotting baby roofied her drink. Totally explains that look.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep thinking it looks like that baby is on a cellphone.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe this was the same top comment when the original picture was posted.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I believe you

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That baby might wanna go meet .

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's in the other universe right now

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Bro.....dont shit on the vibe"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

How do babies do these eyebrows things? I'm a grown ass man and I can't even do those eyebrow things.

12 years ago | Likes 795 Dislikes 1

I have a one month old son and sometimes he just looks like he's plotting some evil James Bond bad guy-esq shit.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son has been able to do it since he was 3 months old. I can't raise one eyebrow to save my life.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You gotta wait for the rest of your body to grow up.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can do the wave with my eyebrows

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Its because you cant smell what the rock is cookin'

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the light is too bright; he's squinting but trying to see.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently, it's hereditary. Supposedly the reason I can do the thing is because my dad could

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What's an ass man?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank god this is my best comment now, My last best comment was a terrible comment to have as your top comment.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all are actually born with the ability and the muscles are strong enough to do it. If we don't do it enough when we're young the 1/?

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

muscles deteriorate and then we can no longer raise our eyebrows like this. Same for wiggling ears/nose. 2/2

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I can wiggle my ears!!! It took so much practice to work out! I'm super proud of it.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Magic. All humans are born with a certain amount magic that is used up by the time you reach adulthood.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's your shit face. everyone's eyes do that for number 2. But you don't know it, because no one takes pictures of you on the crapper.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how many people just tried to do the eyebrow thing when they read this

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's easy if you work on it... as a baby.

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Babies can also do splits and eat their toes with perfectly straight legs. Babies are better than us.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I was busy wiping my own ass. What were you saying?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Really? I can do it. Is it like being double jointed? Like only some people can do it but others can't.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I can wiggle my ears. Sort of.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to wiggle my nose like Samantha from Bewitched.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I first learned how by watching dumbo and jumping off my bed whilst wiggling my ears. It was a harsh lesson in reality.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once tried to parachute to the bottom of the stairs with a hefty garbage bag. I learned my lesson as well.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gas.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't use the muscles that move your eyebrows or wiggle your ears before a certain age, the muscles atrophy. Work it out baby!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can jiggle my other eyebrow

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you need to do it to babies, they imitate it. as a grown up it costs a lot of practise (but worth it).

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gotta be born with it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's maybelline.

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Some people can't, others grow up to be the Rock!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you, I didn't use any hyphens. I left it ALL up to the imagination.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Kosmo Kramer, Proctology"

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You could if you were shitting your pants.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

still searching for someone who can show my baby to wiggle their ears (when i have one someday)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to brag, but I can wiggle my ears.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

great!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're the ASSMAN?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More like the sassman

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Did you used to like WWF/The Rock perchance?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I demand gif proof.

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I second that

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Are you Matt Smith? because I can see how that would be hard...

12 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

"they're just delicate"

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I have three positions I can do with my eyebrows. That's about it. Unlike Emilia Clark who can do like 40.

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3 positions, eh? And just with your eyebrows? Grrr.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, same here. My eyebrows can go up and down and maybe make a V shape with imagination.

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And she can apparently pull off all 40 in under 3 seconds.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

While conducting a symphony with them.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh hey dude. I heard what bilbo said about you guys at his birthday, that wasn't cool.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What? About our name? No, he was correct. My Grandfather was just an illiterate, uneducated, troll-licker.

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