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Nov 4, 2020 1:28 PM
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ProtoSynnic
Be fair. You can be stupid AND evil. Look at the commander in chief.
fecesCatapult
The question is what counties are these ballots are coming from exactly. That can make a big diff. Also mail in ballots are mostly dem.
TheLastSpaceman
Supreme Court: "hold my gavel"
RichManSCTV0
They are so evil they made the county have the best economy in history.
AlphaKenneyBody
Their just fucking evil what?
embodymentofgattaca
NPR reported more recently MI and PA were somewhere between 2.5-2.8 million votes each yet to be counted.
Deadpoolisfunny
Please be right my friend. Please.
Soggybathroomsock
It's all about Michigan now. Biden's closed the gap, bit Trump will throw some spanners in the works today. It'll be a shitshow.
sadurdaynight
"There is no election! It's a democrat hoax designed to make me look bad!"
ISeeDeadPeopleEveryday
*they're
BNabs
Much like cases are only going up because of testing, Donald is only losing because votes are being counted
QuincyJazz
Wait, how are all the mail in votes going to be Biden, and not half-half?
ItsGoTime
They aren't all going Biden but its been show democrats were more likely to vote by mail and republicans more likely to vote at the poll.
hozg81127001
You better win this, democrats.
WhatTheFunkBro
They're*
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
*they’re
jimmyhowlett
Most of them are pretty fucking stupid but this plan was equal parts clever and evil
Crixy
Your prezident said the counting should stop ,cause he must win,he's a winner and you're all losers. This reminds me of Turkmenistan.
Crixy
In case you wander why , then watch this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9QYu8LtH2E
Silverforte
Have you actually talked to republicans in real life? They most certainly are stupid. At least the ones in the south.
Unklejrad
Yes, and some are some aren’t. There’s stupid people everywhere, saying that isn’t helping anything though
HistoricallyMinor
Imma be honest Trump’s Twitter meltdowns today are giving me hope. “They keep finding Biden votes”. Yeah. Cause they’re votes dumbass
onlymostofthetime
nevada needs to hurry the fuck up
confanity
No. Rigor is what's needed. We literally have weeks and weeks to get the final vote counts certified.
LullabyJones
I love you but ^*they’re.
LullabyJones
(I’m sorry)
BigOChicago
Whitehawk7564
They tweeted at 7:06pm today?!
UpvoteFairyCakes
Think it was Oz time zone that screencapped
dankmemeduck
yea what the eff
ralphie84
Zulu?
SunAnvil
Okay, so not just me!
c00lbeans69
That mightve been someone overseas taking the screenshot?
tsehmwl
kingbudo101
Biden currently leads in WI and MI. If all the numbers hold (which is looking likely) he wins
tsehmwl
But the leads are razor thin, and several states have already reversed (in both directions), so I'm not hopeful.
tsehmwl
Plus, it never should have even been close
kingbudo101
agreed
kingbudo101
the states that reversed (Florida and Texas for example) have laws that let them count Mail in ballots first THEN election day voting. /1
kingbudo101
the rust belt WI, MI, PA, and NC have laws that are the opposite meaning they have to count election day votes first. Right now the votes/2
kingbudo101
that need to be still counted are mail in votes and not election day votes, which lean heavily (60%-70%) democrat
Fejerro
My 49ers would have won the super bowl if they stopped counting points with 10 minutes left in the fourth quarter. Cheating Chiefs STOLE
Jackpot7777777
"Cowboys beat the Eagles 9-7 at the weekend, honest, why worry about the other 30 minutes of game time?!?"
IAmCooCooCaChoo
I would've won the powerball lottery if they had stopped checking the numbers after the first one.
Fejerro
the game by scoring more points after I decided my team won!
jamiewritesfic
Now wondering if football analogies would help people understand. Some people are genuinely confused, lol.
ianb93
As a lifelong chiefs fan +1
Evenmorehorrifying
"We don't want them to find thousands of ballots at 4am and count them."
fuckthisshitwebsite
Well they already had them so nbd, keep counting.
whywait
Is there a cut off time this week to count them considering the mail..?
Zeanoth
In California, our mail in ballots had to be post marked by election day and arrive within 17 days. Not sure about other states.
omh2
Varies by state with basically no consistent rules.
thenope
Mi has basically closed the gap
BulkSausage
Very proud of my state right now. Was really worried last night and it isn't over, but we're moving in the right direction.
thenope
Yep as a Buckeye fan I thought I never would have said it but thank you Michigan for going blue
TaakoFromTv
I love this comment.
Titusmaul
Biden is now up by 10k in Mi.
TemetNosce000
*Won it
ClaptrapIsLoveClaptrapIsLife
33k
MicrosoftWizard7
And Mi comes in with the uppercut! Pow
ClaptrapIsLoveClaptrapIsLife
46k
shakedownblues
18k*
deathcab4QT
Hey can I ask where you're seeing that? Looking for reliable, up to date data.
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Politico.com. best, most organized data i have seen, and they use the associated press as their source.
lowerider777
The Associated Press is on point with it all, and unbiased
shakedownblues
This
BulkSausage
If you open Google on mobile there's a link right on the front page to "real time election results"
Crixy
Trump won the election even if Biden becomes prez. The fact that he got lots more votes than 2016 says a lot about you folks.
mrmartini
https://apps.npr.org/liveblogs/20201103-election/#biden-passes-obama-for-most-288
Unklejrad
Bet there will be more total voters this election too
RatElemental
There's also a lot of voter suppression and behind the scene russian interference going on. Maybe without those it'd been a landslide.
MoonMoon89
"I was doing good, I was doing SOOOO good. But then they kept counting votes. I told them, I said, STOP counting! But they kept counting."/t
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ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-seeks-voting-stop-25762f69b27dfbccc4fd8077fb5fdc91 Never mind that counting is all that's left.
DorkJedi
this is why they made trump parodies flagged as parody. you cant tell them from the real thing.
pareidoliaperson
"It's incredible. They hate Americans."/s
SaturnineCult
We could start using that /t in front of the comment, so you can instantly read that in trumpet voice.
Jokerthehulk
I told them we need to slow the counting down please /s
iCanToteIt
NotSureIfItWasAFart
Brilliant. Sad, enraging, but brilliant. +1 to you.
Frederf
I just went in counting. I just kept counting. When you're a legitimate election you can do anything.
Toecutteris
Christ that is waaaay too accurate
nothingbutopportunities
I had to read it three times before I decided it was probably not a real tweet. I think...
CornCobMcGee
Its adapted, but its definitely at least on facebook.
nothingbutopportunities
I hadn’t checked the news today and it keeps leaving me speechless...he’s said so many absurd things but this one has to be in the top few
loldongs10000
Not a tweet, but adapted from a real speech this early morning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F74MfjZWjI4
nothingbutopportunities
Thank you for the source, I just watched. I don’t even have words anymore...fingers are crossed for the next few days
Vamp13
Omg my brain read that in his voice.
nopost
Any particular reason you chose to throw a horizontal tab in there at the end (programming joke: /t is standard way to write a tab)
zeethenomad
Apparently it's the new tag for "said in trump voice."
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
/t = /trump
Hypothesist
Trump is a tab.
Xannos
“/t” is what got you the upvote lol. Clever.
ontarioOT
I saw it yesterday too, I hope it catches on.
TheMysteriouStranger
/tarded
theyrecalleddaftpunk
A bit daft over here, please explain
Bigblunt83
I think it means trump or as trump like /s means sarcasm
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bikeytom
Maybe let's go with with "trumpism"?
theyrecalleddaftpunk
Thanks!
Xannos
Correct
Snooj
Based on the NY Times site if they stopped counting right now Biden would take it. He's ahead in NV, AZ, WI, and MI which puts him at 270.
lonewolf9556
When he said it, last night, he was leading in those states because barely any early votes, and mail in had been counted.
chine
The whole play is just a head scratcher. How is the supreme court going to do anything fast enough for him?
lonewolf9556
Since he packed it, they may try to rule in his favor that mail in voting is unconstitutional?
chine
they better hurry up.
tschallacka
Mhhh, maybe those judges also think, screw trump, this job is for life. We don't need that sucker that gave us those jobs anymore
bril350
Why did i read NV as New Vegas lol
teknoman117
Not entirely inaccurate
greenf1sh
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. So does the stress of this election...
TheLionSatan
Cause you clearly recognize probably the best fallout game
bril350
Well it was my first fallout
TheLionSatan
Likewise, fucking amazing
derrymerbles
physco
Smartest assessment ever given on national TV. He called it. 100%
MaveYukki
He called it....Bernie know his stuff
fightkostka6
i know it serious but thats some good loop
f00g3n
Those states are way too close for Trump to get away with it which is good. Mail-in counting will widen the gap and the chuds gon get so mad
LlamaEaters
Is that orange dog barking on Twitter yet about his "victory"?
doodoobailey
Could’ve had him
bonanzabear
This coulda been us but chya’ll playin’.
Hreinyday
When was this?
BugEyedLemur
Last month
xiconfjs
In the past.
HowAreThereStillNewLOTRMemes
Now’nt
ThisIsMyActualCrappyUsername
Past future, pasture.
aSheepAmongWolves
This is a smart man.. he should be president! Oh wait..
Kim8them
No doubt you have a lot of smart men and women in the US but it seems you need to have a lot of money to run for any office. Seems...stupid!
ontarioOT
ohn0o0
Yeeeeeah...
Richter12x2
I don't disagree, but I'm wondering how many of the 2M "Other" voters voted that way because they were butthurt over Biden.
Kim8them
Butthurt so you vote for Trump instead of Biden? Surely you would vote for a rock instead of Trump (unless you are a Trumpite)
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
yeaaah.... Yeah he should have been. Instead we have the milk sop that is Biden (presumably ... Hopefully...)
taurich
Non-American. Biden seems like a pretty good dude. What're the main issues people have with him as a candidate?
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
Generally? As a leftist I want him to actually make a difference. Universal HC, UBI, workers rights, stop feeding the Us War machine.
ClumsyLeftistWhoDropsThings
Actually help people. Instead of pretend to help people.
aSheepAmongWolves
Im with you but maybe someone with all these politics would've scared some moderate right voters to trump's side? Seeing how tight the 1/1
witalaska4
I wonder what motivated trump to declare that he won the election when it’s not even done yet....I’m getting suspicious
Szavor
I predicted this. Perception is reality, and he knows this, so he announces his false victory to his cult.
isaidsomethingcool
Orange is totally susss
STGxDante
Burst pipe in atlanta when only absentee left to count. Statistically will be all for biden in that area.
Avlaen
Fascism?
ketro2099
cheating a FU*K TON of cheating
malbec
Because he’s a mouthpiece. He just talks and talks. His supporters suck it down. Then if anything changes from his narrative he can cry foul
76000BatteryLlamas
You're GETTING suspicious?!?!
thecrookinthehook
Seriously, you should have been suspicious months ago when he started attacking the legitimacy of democratic elections.
Sharklaserspewpew
He has been narrating everything he is doing.
SonderingStrike
He is clearly 4 years in the past, as it was about then the general public got a better view of Trump.
shinagami091
He’s setting the stage for his proud boys to riot. If he loses, he would see the country burn with him
Nopearope
Iirc: traditionally in a normal election, when he said he won would've been fairly accurate. But 2020 isn't a normal year
RogerTwoThree
Because it's who he is. He reacted like a child after being told by his people right before he spoke that he was going to lose. No surprise.
RogerTwoThree
And pence even tried to walk it back right after Trump was done talking. Even that shitsttain knew it was fucking nuts.
bluerazzgummy
I can tell you right now the single motivation for trump calling it as early as possible. To steal an election he hasn’t won.
AnOceanOfStars
So to declare fraud because "they added invalid votes after I won", and make it look like it's legit to the retarded shitheads of the cult.
libben
It's to lay the ground for the voter fraud investigation. Also. Voter fraud indeed. Always alot of voting fraud in US election. GL;HF
ShadeFawks
Well there are a lot of CLAIMS, but actual fraud that isn't caught is rare.
BigFatFailureTurtle
How do you know? Surely the number of people that weren't caught is impossible to know?
dnd3edm1
that would be true... if people weren't combing ballots and comparing them to census data and showing voting fraud is virtually nonexistent
BigFatFailureTurtle
Surely census data can only show similarity in demographics? I'm not suggesting there is fraud, only curious about the stats
dnd3edm1
https://www.brennancenter.org/issues/ensure-every-american-can-vote/vote-suppression/myth-voter-fraud
Chakra5
Don't worry, Susan Collins is reportedly very concerned.
HeyWhaddaya
winkyroomba
Too bad the twat was re-elected. ☹️
bril350
She WAS?!!!!
kurastwolf
As was Lindsey graham and Moscow Mitch. Senate will stay with the GOP
Chakra5
I would have LOVED to dance on those exits! Let's face it though, bagging Mitch in fuckweed Ky was a complete pipedream & we did an 1/