The Ballad of Perchu

Mar 1, 2016 12:15 AM

ErinFromTheOffice

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Seriously. where the hell can I get some "moreos"?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THIS IS HERESY, HERESY I SAY!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am currently eating Oreos while reading this.. and dipping it in chocolate milk.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i love big cock

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God bless this moreo hating man

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White fudge Oreos are the bomb dot com, I don't care what the Moreos guy says.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IT SAYS OPEN WITH THE TAB ON THE TOP, WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

These people are savages!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Their motto should be, 'Get Fat, Die Trying'

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

"If you aren't diabetic by the time you've opened the package, you get a full refund!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The next version comes with an insulin shot in the package

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

okay but moreos are fake. look on the side of the first picture, it's photoshopped...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wished I cared about anything as much as this kid cares about the protection of the Oreo.

10 years ago | Likes 354 Dislikes 0

You want to be like Perchu who ends up going batshit insane?

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

yea wtf even happened to perchu i just remember a shit storm

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He ended up loving big cocks.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I feel like Martian Manhunter would rather like Moreos.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FYI for those of you wondering, Moreos was a concept design, nothing more. If you want that, you have to make it yourself.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A friend brought me a package of snack cakes from Japan. Each one wrapped and sitting on its own little plastic tray. Such package wastage

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're user name was perfect for this comment.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay, for the first product, instead of the typical icing, how about... Dunkaroos frosting?? Eh? Eh? Anyone with me?

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Now to come up with a name for it......

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sir are a genius

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oraroos, mainly because Dunkoreos is far too obvious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Australian I approve

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm tempted to photoshop a followup to Meroes with "Too Mucheos"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol "guy that hates moreos" is a thing on the interwebs

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I feel like I gained about 5lbs after seeing this post. Worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perchu is my hero on this lawless shitrock full of uncultured moreos hoarding freaks

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But... but what do you do after you use all the frosting on four cookies...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was in the middle of reading this post when Wilford Brimley kicked in my door and took my pho

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I... I think he's outside now. I hear the rustling of a moustache. God help me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP I hope things are going well for you and your new found parents. Pam and the kids say Hi!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like the guy who hates Moreos is going to see this somehow... Well might as well destroy this thread before its to late. ALRIGHT FIRE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also @ExtraUpvote can you give this post about Moreos another Upvote?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure thing +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried following Perchu for a while, without knowing he was the "moreos guy". It was brief.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

because he was boring?\

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no he was insane

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and aggravating? i don't remember much

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Genuinely laughed really hard at this. Internet people are funny people.

10 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 3

For real. I lost my shit at "hi"

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

ITS NOT FUCKING HUMOR THIS IS A SERIOUS FUCKING ISSUE DO YOU KNOW HOW STUPID PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE ARE VOTING FOR TRUMP AND YOU WANT TO GIVE THE

10 years ago | Likes 218 Dislikes 10

Lol not the real perchuu ;)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

Woah.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

*DRUMPF

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Perchuu for president!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

All you have done in all this time is post six comments? I am disappointed in you...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

calm down your scaring me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't care what anyone says. Those white fudge covered oreos are the best thing my mouth has ever experienced.

10 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

*wax covered oreos

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVED these omg

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ditto! I forgot about these ones...now I'm massively jonesing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fudge covered raspberry ones and the cookie dough ones were pretty amazing too

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fudge covered raspberry? Where can I find those!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were sadly limited time only found some at Walmart and Fred Meyer during Spring/Summer last year

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 words. Deep. Fried. Oreos. Orgasmic mouth heavenly goodness.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yea but really unhealthy but who cares.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, if you are eating regular oreos as health food you already have a problem.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a box sitting in my dresser drawer right now. I eat them when the weight of the world becomes too much to bear.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try making them with Ritz crackers and peanut butter. Sooo good.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like Ritz and peanut butter covered in the white fudge?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, use the crackers and make lil peanut butter sandwiches, then dip in white fudge. Let set in fridge for an hour, and boom! Diabetes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh my they are fucking amazing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom used to only buy these at Christmas. They still invoke Christmassy feelings for me! And they bomb as hell yo

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same. Nostalgic and delicious!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When they first released them, it was just reg ol time, then they were gone for a bit- now they only come out at xmas. *salivates*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the regular chocolate-covered Oreos. Do they even still make those?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A dangerous tip : make them yourself. Melt chocolate (or white chocolate) chips in the microwave, dunk your cookies, fish them out with....

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

....a spoon, let excess drip off, then place on foil or wax paper to cool/harden. Can put in fridge to cool faster when impatient

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At the risk of sounding terminally lazy: too much effort.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White fudge is seasonal. They are only in select stores during the holiday season.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They sell it all year long in Spain.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG. Moving to Spain.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In PEI the Cows ice cream shop makes half milk chocolate and half white chocolate covered Oreos. Fucking amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait are Moreos real?

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Sadly no, but the white fudge ones are and supposedly expire this month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But they're $18/pkg on Amazon...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nope they're not. Package is photoshopped.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn I'd buy the shit outta those

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know. But I do know there is only one Lord of the Icing, and he does not share power.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for Gandalf.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wish they were, then I could finally have the cookies without the disgusting icing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know they make double-icing Oreos.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They make Mega Stuff tho

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are the only ones I'll buy :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that is as far as it should go lest all mankind fall into chaos and madness and diabeetus.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's a bit too late for that. The least we could do is ease the pain with bowls of Oreo icing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried to make milk popsicles once. Tasted like shit

10 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 0

I have a meat popsicle that dominates my life.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Milk popcicles are bomb

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried to make shit popsicles once, they did not taste like milk.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say try ice cream but then you may as well just go get a Blizzard.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Use sweetened condensed milk instead

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally I find condensed milk to taste weird alone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could mix both

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once did it with coke, Outside is sweet because the ice push out all the sugar, but inside is tasteless.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Frozen Apple Juice is a fine line between slushie goodness and ice with some sticky shit on top. Dangerous game.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make sure the coke is flat

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You always suck when you do something for the first time. Give it another try! :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. Whenever I do something for the first time I go in with as little expectations as possible.Second time round is when things get good:)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if I suck the second time?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Chances are that you will also suck the fiftieth time. One day however you will get it right and that's the only important thing.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do cream instead of milk and add sugar to it

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

But like 700 calories??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and then add some flavorings and stir it occasionally and whoops I made ice cream

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Blueberries and milk works, if you eat it with a spoon. :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strawberries and cream

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you the Imgurian iron chef?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's hope the guy who hates moreos isn't an Imgurian

10 years ago | Likes 1961 Dislikes 8

It's OK it looks like he finally snapped into gay docility.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He's making multiple accounts in an attempt to sink this to the depths of user sub hell.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/rHMhsf7

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 14

I think they're addicting, but not in a good way. Trader Joe's version is better.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AddicTIVE. Get your shit together.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

oH YEAH? WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU FUCKO, I AM HERE AND I HATE HOW YOU ALL LAUGH AT MY PASSIONATE HATE FOR MOREOS AND MIGHT I ADD (1/122)

10 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 11

Was expecting 121 more comment of pure rant...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

:/ Sorry

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ya let me down, just like everyone else... +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like the cookies but hate the filling. Come at me bro.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's sincerely hope s/he is.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

let´s sincerely hope they are*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OF COURSE I AM DEAR GOD HELP RELEASE THE SOULS OF ANY MISSHAPEN BEAST WHO CONSUMETH THIS FOUL CREATION!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 32

I wanna believe...

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

But the internet is a dark dark place

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

@Perchu

10 years ago | Likes 813 Dislikes 0

Motherfucker took my username

10 years ago | Likes 1832 Dislikes 13

Hello!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit it's the guy

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

u legit? if not ima fuck you

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

He's here...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hi

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they don't even use it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And posted a pic of you using your account.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nice bio

10 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

All it says is "Fuck Moreos" for the lazy

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Not the hero we wanted, but the hero we deserve

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

User since 2015 this checks out!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know you can change usernames right

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, this is life-changing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have arrived

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll summon you more often in the future

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to say you're legit because this account was created 1yr ago but it could be a repost... The internet has made me too fuckin cynical.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

You're not cynical enough...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first Tumblr post here is older than 1 yr, I'm pretty sure.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can change your username.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But you got one more u!

10 years ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 2

No one should have that much power!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

don't let the guy who hates moreus see this.

10 years ago | Likes 311 Dislikes 2

I just came back here to upvote you :D

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

give this guy an oscar

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2