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Feb 8, 2018 1:45 AM
Eire2020
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novakjohn8824
Nice neat bullet hole...Good shot sir!
Coff30
Maybe he invented the SuperSoaker and that was his test helmet
ooohpieceofcandy
It looks like 3 z's to me. He just helped people sleep.
Distovle
He was The Streak
BeardedXBatman
kythorn
Kromerag
SkunkSmellington
Secret Santa corps
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
OP:- Hey Grandpa? What's this? Grandpa:- "I KNOW NUTZING! NUTZINNNNG!!"
RegisBent
Justalobstercowboy
or maybe he worke overseas
Kilroy0was0here0
Heh I get it
ProteinFarts
It's even funnier because it involves nazis
PhilipTheSpaceNazi
My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower.
LegoLover58
My grandfather died in 1943 at a concentration camp when another officer fell on him.
AgolfHiller
Ah the memories
MakeTabbouleNotWar
“TOOK IT OFF SOME NAZI KROUT.” -Grandpa
thesceptre
Only came out, when things were on the Fritz.
WittyAsian
If he was cremated that would absolutely ironic.
voxtones
elchorizochingon
"An electrician"....suuuure.
PrehistoricPlesiosaurus
Wakborder517
Math kind of checks out on that one
DaggersNscarS
That is the official Secret Santa hat!
alRakoun
Damn it, I was going to make a comment like that!
heyheyheylisten
Carbonmonoxide
https://imgur.com/U1TqcIF
dghammer
A super special electrician at that.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Super spesh!
TurgidMember
I get that reference .jpg
FigFrog
its not funny, my Gramps died in WW2! he fell from the watchtower during his shift.
mnmrmustard
Elitex62
He actually would. First time I'm upvoting that gif.
TrustMeImmaDogtor
My great uncle had a helmet he took off a german soldier he killed. His own surname was written on the inside. Only story he ever told us...
TrustMeImmaDogtor
It was a common German name, so not too surprising. Just eerie.
EmanNiemThcin
"German Americans are the largest of the ancestry groups reported by the US Census Bureau" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Americans
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Was he an electrician back in '55?
talosian
'55? Seven years after the war ended you mean? Why '55?
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Squint at the 'electrician' logo and tilt your head.
talosian
CigaretteMan
It's okay, I got it and exhaled out of my nose at a slightly increased speed
NotSoSureAboutThisYou
Bless you.
copingcabana
Ironic that you found something hidding in the attic.
ObiWanShalomi
Ohshitt u is woke
N4choLibre
Oh snap!
rdkmartin19
Shocking!
DelightfullyOdd
My grandfather singlehandedly brought down six Luftwaffe fighters in one afternoon. He was a terrible aircraft mechanic.
EnterTheMongoose
Just goes to show you. Sometimes you do need two hands.
Rifneno
I wish I could give you 100 upvotes. It's been years since I heard a nazi joke I haven't heard before.
Iamthebeekeepernow
That made my day. Srsly I‘m laughing so hard!
AnAverageJho
My grandfather died in a concentration camp... He fell off the guard tower.
RapidfireLouie
Fokkn hilarious!
BarretXIII
you mean he was a GOOD aircraft mechanic. The best!
Slash0mega
that always bugs me, because in universe that's a documentary right? what if yakuza watches it?
cuervo0921
This is one of my favorite things from the office
InVetinariVeritas
Especially because this kind of dark humor didn't fit the tone of the series all. Way funnier because this bit came out of the blue..
ActionJohnnie
I did Nazi that coming
DildoHaeuptling
Badumm tss
WaitUmmmWhat
Or maybe the gas company
batmanmf
Genius at work, people.
GoodDadJokes
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
I agree
NotAMimic2032
Username checks out
Rifneno
HerpestonMcDerping
ThePotatoBandit
junior406
holy shittttttt
djkr
Captainpoopypants
Formally a bodyguard but
kylethepyle
meepthereap
That symbol is for an army signaller aka someone who deals with radios and coms
politicalsciencefiction
ADMNtek
savage.
ayeface
idrinkcheapbeer
Top comment, every time.
hewhowalksbehnd
Came back to upvote. Savage
Hattenberg
Probably VW
BriefausdemGeist
TheRealBrebby
He was probly dressed very well
fuenteopusx
IBelieveOdinIsReal
Naw, it's just a misprinted label is all...
GreeneyedDevil013
This should not have made me laugh so hard...
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
AlaskanPipeliner1
I got one that my grand dad pulled off a nazi he killed.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Thats illegal you know.
fingobaggins
Am I the only one who read 'my granddad pulled off a Nazi he killed.' The wrong way?
AgolfHiller
Please return it
ADMNtek
or he was one.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Are you implying his grandpa killed himself?
Chyawanprash29
Yes because his granddad was the only nazi that wore a helmet
greenwedel
No shade on yr grandpa but I find it very strange to keep souvenirs frm ppl killed. That's really creepy. Mine never ever talked abt the war
Choc113
You don't know the half of it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_mutilation_of_Japanese_war_dead
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Perhaps theres more significance than he is letting on. Perhaps it’s the helmet of the guy who killed someone he cared about. We don’t know
Pssstyeahyou
I have a gun that my grandfather took off a Nazi who killed his best friend who was right next to him when he died...He also scalped the guy
batmanmf
See, now this is a believable war story. No heroics, just a bunch of savagery.
SigynRose
Did he keep the scalp?
BruceCotton
We have a uniform and other stuff from ww2 that a relative took from the war. Including a nazi flag in good condition. Cool stuff honestly
KarlderMarder
I totaly believe that
gnikcuftihs
Sounds like a war crime
Drgreennug
burying isis members in pools of swine blood, leaving one alive to watch in fear.
undead4life
Sounds like war.
itchyassbandit
Mate you have no idea
batmanmf
Shut up, pussy.
gnikcuftihs
Oh good response. Your real bad bro
batmanmf
*you're
gnikcuftihs
Well i have been to area where they were digging up skelwtons from the korean war and it was extremely somber.
gnikcuftihs
The person who got scalped was just a poor grunt who got pushed into the war most likely. Im sure it would be seen as monstrous
gnikcuftihs
If the person who got scalped was your family member.
heizu10000
Where do you keep the head?
CamelWides6
One hundred natzi scalps!!
Baruder0
That's a lot of scalps
Racealistic
Bawnjeurno
DarkSock
I peed in a horse once.
powwerbottom
...go on...
EIonMusk
This is some @ElbowDeepInAHorse type shit
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Oh they'll pee back
myfirstaccountwasshadowbanned
I think you mean on?
TheCentralIntelligenceAgency
We can only hope
BrofessorMegan
He knows what he said
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Plot twist, it was friendly fire.
wildatheart499
Bigger plot twist it belonged to his gay lover
wandernorth
Even bigger plot twist his gay lover was Jewish.
catbert225
Even bigger even bigger plot twist his gay Jewish lover was Hitler
GlassCannon570
Infinitely bigger plot twist: Hitler survived, but is now three people, hiding in Argentina, Antarctica, and the moon respectively.
wildatheart499
Even more bigger plot twist his gay lover is Jesus Christ
Rifneno
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
My great grandfather brought home an officer's silver dagger. I have it in a case along with other stuff he got from all over the place
RackhamTheRed
"got"
WhatShouldIUseForMyUsername
I'm hoping he only murdered the nazi for treasure lol