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Mar 26, 2017 4:56 PM
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FapDamage
One does not simply become filtered.
Immol
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
9sharps
After a dancer broke her leg, she faces the firing squad to be put down
Dunes8
Rat Nazis if it's the 2010 movie version
andrewbert
Had two sisters in ballet, saw this shit all the time
VBot
Dodecathalon includes ballet, target shooting, and speed memeing
Johnbarelykorn
Petrie dishes have culture.
LegendaryKatman
I hate the nutcracker.
IsmaelNdiaye
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PandraPierva
Because nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask...savage
TacoFox
I'd of believed Julliard had an JROTC program.
lmons
Here we have the ancient meme finding no solace in modern meme culture
SteaminMcPoop2
Dude in the back seems to be sporting some headgear but I'll need more pixels to confirm
musicmovinme
Its the Nutcracker Head
keelikat
I danced in the nutcracker, but I was always one of the rats.
DelayedGandalf
Fun fact.. I was in the nutcracker and got to be the one to roll out the cannon. Highlight of my ballet career
jmulderr
I don't care where they're shooting the enemy, that is impractical shooting attire. Also, pretty sexist to call them 'toy soldiers.'
GaryTheCuttlefish
Oh my god
Gibramovic
that's the traditional murican redneck ballet
FinrodFelagundPrinceoftheNoldor
Well, except for the fact that it's Russian and didn't even debut in the west for 50 years after commission.
Doodirt
Is she flipping me off?
PebbleTheMighty
I had to scroll to far to find this
JHEverdene
It's 5th from the top...
PebbleTheMighty
Yes, but it wasn't 5th from the top when I commented.
Thatusernamehasalreadybeenchosenandisnolongeractive
Too
insanemaestro
I'm cultured like a mother fucker.
ArchQuantum
I guess Cultured like a Dad doesn't sound as good.
Dan3fern
I'm cultured in many germs and bacteria
Strostkovy
Easy there Oedipus.
HeyCasButt
Hey it's more complex than that
Strostkovy
I think your father wouldn't agree/
HeyCasButt
Oops. He was a bit rexed by it
ROBOcaster
And here guests, you'll see what was once considered a dank memes. These memes date back to as far as the early 2000.
wildcatfan4life
It's like going to Jurassic Park.
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Ant4N
IAmTheBadW01f
Sometimes they got so dank that the original image disappeared into a small puff of pixels
Goronhead
17 dollars.
idiotcube
MrLogical2
Please sir no pictures
BenderBendingRrodriguez
LieutenantKifKroker
I'm more concerned with the girl who has her rifle resting on her collarbone.
SmoothSaline
*SNAP*
SharkShanker
Not bad trigger discipline though
LieutenantKifKroker
I would more call it trigger avoidance at that point.
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ArdentSlacker
That's... a really good point. Audience is on the far side then. It checks out.
MartyBlank
That was my immediate concern, as well.
AluminiumFalcon
Ssshhhh, just let it happen so we can have a new YouTube video to laugh at.
IAmAGoodPerson
Since it's not real why are you concerned?
ArchQuantum
It wasn't my concern it is now though
HorseMcFucker
Natural selection
Jeaglelee
crunch
danishjuggler21
I'm more concerned with the awesome stockings on the girl on the left
TheLetterKay
They are artists. They hold them in the best placement to show off their lines. Spinal lines. Jaws. Arms and legs. Accuracy is nothing.
ginoraa
Well the costume would be bigger than her, so in costume, the rifle wouldn't be positioned there on the character.
LieutenantKifKroker
Looks like a low budget performance. Probably just uniforms.
doctorbees
She's a ballerina and that happens to be a fake gun. It's supposed to look pretty, not be functional.
ilikesmallboobiessincenooneelsedoes
Oh that makes perfect sense. Person is in a fake car, make pretend-turns without signaling. I see why there are so many accidents now.
doctorbees
Yeah, a fake car in a ballet would be making pretend turns without signaling. BECAUSE IT'S A PROP.
RosegoldEverything
This is so dumb. Someone in a pretend car, like those cardboard cutout things, pretending to "drive" around, isn't causing an accident, no.
LinkOfTheForest
... and giving you the finger
LieutenantKifKroker
That's her index.
LinkOfTheForest
Yeah, I thought so too, but the handful of pixels don't make it too clear
RrpmnJack
Hahahha, "handful" of pixels! So generous.
Starcatcher1986
Well, since they're not actually training to use real rifles, gun safety isn't really such an issue.
LieutenantKifKroker
Still, though.
ichai
Gun safety is always an issue.
Sakkura
She's got extreme trigger discipline anyway.
VexicalG
Number one rule in any firearms safety course: Always treat a weapon like it's loaded, even if it's not.
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Every gun is always loaded.
CptBigglesworth
Which is why no movies are made with American actors - they feel too uncomfortable pulling a trigger aimed at another actor.
vitfall
I don't think these are real guns, though. They are props, made to look like guns. Doubt they are capable of even being loaded.
HypnoChanger
If it looks real, treat it like it is real.
penguin002
not every country is america, in most those "guns" are a solid lump of plastic, maybe a foam filling and shell to reduce weight.
penguin002
in most countries you will pass your whole life without ever once laying eyes on an actual firearm.
PolarHailStorm
Be wary. I've had people here argue that fan-art should always follow trigger discipline, even though none of it is real.
PuppyDontCare
What If you create a character that is a reckless murderer? He is not even following the law...
HypnoChanger
Unless you are deliberately conveying a character who is untrained, it's better to be accurate than not.
AdmJota
Well, if you're trying to depict a character who should know better, or if you want your character to be a good role model...
PolarHailStorm
I honestly wish I could share my opinions on this topic, but there are too many people that refuse to accept one that goes against them!
Daloth
That's like telling a doctor not to use scalpels correctly in med school. One day the rats will come, and she will be useless.
IAmAGoodPerson
No. No it is not the same. They aren't training for battle. They are training for a balla play.
DoYouWantUsToGetAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
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AdmJota
I think you missed the second half of the comment you're replying to.
Vesorias
You would be correct.
arcenlapin
I understand safety for real firearms, but explain why ballerinas should be taught real gun safety for a fake gun that doesn't fire rounds.
AdmJota
They *did* explain. Did you not read the second half of the comment?
arcenlapin
No, I didn't, jackass. Hence why I asked. Do you not realize hat comments can be split up depending *gasp* THERE ARE OTHER COMMENTS?! Woah!!
VonShnitzel
Still doesn't make sense. That's like saying actors in a medical drama need to be legitimate MDs.